Thread 520325711

>When you recognise that nasty sour milk/cheese Timmy smell that lingers in the air around their unwashed bodies wherever they gather

Hey Lil' Timmy.

You thought about taking a damned shower? Can smell that nasty ass rotten milk stink that all Timmy's carry around with them coming strongly off of you.
While you're in there, feel free to use some shampoo (invented by Indians) so your greasy hair doesn't smell of fouled dairy for a few hours.

Smells like someone opened a pack of ripe Camembert in here.

Hygiene is at the centre of Vedic thought, why in fact the very liquid soaps you use today were invented by Indian Aryans! You could learn a lot from us when you think about it.

>>520325711 (OP)
Newsflash thats cowpiss

HALF OF INDIANS WONT USE TOILETS BECAUSE HTEY FEAR TOILET WITCHES

>>520325711 (OP)
shower in cow piss and shit.

>go out
>see jeets
>come home
>open up /pol/
>see jeets
I am in hell.

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>>520325757
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>>520325711 (OP)
But still the stench won't go away, what a wretched existence

>>520325711 (OP)

How can they smell so bad if they're showering constantly? Are they just cursed?

>>520325711 (OP)
how fucking insane does a person have to be in order to believe this headline?
is there anything an indian says that isn't just extremely arrogant ethnonationalist chauvinism?

>>520325711 (OP)
>sar we are actually the cleanest
jeets are compulsive liars

>>520325711 (OP)
And that study originate from another jeet chat room that also found that the jeets are the tallest, sexiest and have the biggest dicks ever.

But let's assume it's true, how about you use actual soap instead of shit, cause no matter how many showers you seem to take you still smell like shit.

>>520325711 (OP)
>SAAR WE CONDUCT STUDY SAAR
>WE CONCLUDE WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU SAAR
>PLEASE PLEASE ACCEPT US SAAR

doesn't matter how much you shower when you scrub your asshole every day with your poo stealth-fingers. Disgusting.

People mistake daily showering with cleanliness. We can thank schizoid prophets for that.
While you should take care of yourself and remove any stink you have, you can still stink later on or be a hygenic mess even if you smell like artificial roses. A healthy person should either not smell or have a pleasant smell. That goes mostly for White people because even here in Germany most people now get that many browns have way more sweat glands and will stink no matter what.

>>520325711 (OP)
If you shower so much, how is it possible to still smell like shit all fucking day? Seriously you smell like shit and nobody cares how much you shower because you still smell like shit.

>>520325711 (OP)
A Indian literally told us showers are "performative".Also my nam is not timmy.

>>520325711 (OP)
http://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+india

http://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeet

>>520326095
If you shower in putrid water what do you expect

>>520325711 (OP)
A Indian literally told us showers are "performative".Also my name is not timmy.

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>>520325711 (OP)
Well, they have to shower more than people in the USA, do't they? I mean, they smear themselves with cow shit every day.

>>520325761
To be fair, if all I had was one communal outhouse toilet for the whole village I might prefer to shit in the field too.

>>520325711 (OP)
A very important part of showering is that the water you use is cleaner than you are.
Also who made that study? Ganges swimmers? How large was the sample size?

>>520326073
>The Superior Hygiene Practices of the People of India- A Clinical, Double Blind, Mixed Methods Study
>University of Harvard
>Bingbop, J. A., Bajagidddy, D. E., Chingchong, D. E., Deepdiggity, P. E., Dungdungpoopity, J. D., Madabadadalapitty, D. J., Pradabalaopity, P. A,

>>520325711 (OP)
Study conducted by Indian.
They counted street shitting as showering.
They counted drinking and showering in cow piss as showering
They counted eating and smearing oneself in cow dung as showering.
They counted throwing corpses and feces in a river as showering.
They counted drinking and from and bathing in the infested corpse and feces riddled river as showering.
The counted masturbating or also as clean white person as showering.
They counted raping minors as showering.
They counted burning women alive with their dead men as showering.

Yeah no wonder they believe they are the cleanest ones.

>>520325711 (OP)
"Study shows"
*Definition of "shower" includes time spent hanging out around and in the Ganges

>>520325711 (OP)
Showering in cow dung isn't showering

>>520325889
>Insane
No, all jeets will believe it. It has nothing to do with sanity and everything to do with being literally retarded

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>>520326498
>jusg bathing with my boys!

>>520326817
I see turd burglar came back.

>>520325711 (OP)
>Indian Aryans
but none of you are indian aryans, all of then went extinct because they race mixed with you

>>520325711 (OP)
With clean water and soap?
Or are we talking about cow urine?

>>520325711 (OP)
*in Ganges

Taking golden cow showers don't count, saar.

>>520325711 (OP)
It's not a shower if you wash yourself in piss and shit and then try to act all clean and hygenic.

>>520325711 (OP)
Only indians think bathing in the Ganges make you cleaner. Well, it might make an indian cleaner but what I mean is that it doesn't make you clean

Indian shower.

>>520326896
Just gay bathing with shit.

>>520325711 (OP)
>self reported
>because ratshit would never lie

>>520325711 (OP)
And yet they still smell terrible. Have they tried showing in water instead of shit?

>>520325711 (OP)
>711

Bathing in the Ganges next to aunties rotting corpse does count as showering.

>>520325783
I lost count of how many videos I've seen of jeets getting run over by trains. I get a chuckle out of them and keep scrolling. This is the first train video that is genuinely upsetting to me. That worthless shitskin should have gone under the train himself after letting that happen.

>>520325711 (OP)

Do triggered poojeets actually try and cope like this. Fucking dune coons are respectable .

>>520325783
I hate these fuckin people so much

>>520325711 (OP)
>be jeet
>jump in river full of raw sewage, garbage, industrial waste, and corpses
>consider this bathing

>>520325783
Then go back to China chang

>no source
>attempts to find source only lead to Facebook/Instagram posts of the same pic, which similarly do not cite any source
So this is just a lie, yeah?

>>520325711 (OP)
Why do you shit eating kike loving scammer congenital rapits spam golden shower propaganda constantly?

>>520325711 (OP)
and yet the still smell like shit kek

>>520325711 (OP)
I went to a diner the other day in my small Italian town. There were a bunch of pakis or indians or whatever sitting at a table near the entrance.

They stank so fucking bad. I could smell them from 3 meters away.

It's a tragedy that we let these people come to our countries.

TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER

>>520325783
Fuck man. That one actually hurts. That poor dog. I actually fucking hate jeets like you wouldn't believe, man.

>>520325711 (OP)
Imagine showering more and still smelling worse.

>>520325805
What the fuck lol

>>520337863
You.... Do realize Singapore is majority ethnic Chinese right?
It's like telling a Taiwanese person to go back to china.

Very strange.

>>520325711 (OP)
Why do dalits get so triggered by White people enjoying milk and other dairy produce? Nothing seems to trigger them as hard as a White male happily enjoying some milk.

>>520325757
this. notice they didn't specify what the liquid was

>>520325711 (OP)
Can confirm, I don't bathe.

People irl are too pussy to tell me, only /pol/ tells me I smell.

Political implications of people enduring my stink like cattle?

>>520325805
@Pooja
Lmfao

>>520325711 (OP)
Dunking yourself into the Ganges several times a day isn’t “showering” Rajesh

>>520325711 (OP)
Per capita

>>520325711 (OP)
How does that work? Most of the country doent even have access to clean water or even tap water. Some of them dont even ja e a toilet. Most of India is like fallout the places the british didnt go to durring the colonisation is underdeveloped and the new government doesnt give a shit about the lower cast that live there.

>>520325761
The toilet thing apprently it's there culture to poo in the fields it makes sense if the population is small and you are a farmer the shit soll fertilise the land but now it's just pointless

>>520325711 (OP)
>Untied States
Where is this?

>>520337362
>and now
>the train is near
>and so i face reincarnation
>pleej saar listen to me
>i do not make prevarication
>i've lived a life that's foul
>i designated every streetway
>and more, such more than this
>i did it the pajeet way

>>520325711 (OP)
So they naturally smell that bad even if they wash? I don't think this was the win they were hoping it would be.

>>520325711 (OP)
What states are the 'untied' ones saar?

>>520345322
we should probably untie texas before full ganges-grene sets in. if spics start leaving then you know shit's fuct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGxMciL9B8

>>520344212
I heared thybput snapping turtles in the river to eat the dead but people started to eat the turtles.


India needs an intervention

You could take 100 showers a day and still smell like shit. Demons cannot wash evil off of them.
That's why women smell like shit even after they shower.

>>520325711 (OP)
Showering in polluted water still doesn't make you clean, Ranket

>>520325711 (OP)
I would sooner stand next to any white person of any social or economic stratum that has not showered for a year, than I would next to a jeet that showers only every second day.

>>520325711 (OP)
This thread again, Brapdeep?

How come these threads are never started by jeets in India?

>>520346747
the truth is a lot of these recurring pajeet threads are intended and expected by OP to become pajeet hate threads. it's just a way of disguising "pajeet hate thread" so jannyjeets won't have an excuse to swoop in and delete it or kick it down to /bant/, citing chickenshit rules that never seemed to matter before pajeets swarmed in

>>520325783
Dog knew he was doing something stupied and tried to stop him by sitting down like that