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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

tyb and good evening anons

Greetings, gentlemen!

>>520375669 (OP)
Stream link?

Niggers just can’t help but post their crimes on instagram but it’s racist cops

>>520375853
Fuck off shrimp

>>520375853
peacocktv.com

help an anon here:

last night they showed the Atlanta chase from last week and at the end one of the cops used a word to describe the realization that your actions have consequences; something with -itis at the end

some other anon had asked this question last night but I had to leave before someone answered

>>520376014
Somebody said it was perpitris but I'm not sure that was right.

>>520376014
Incarceritis. It’s when someone gets arrested and suddenly complains that they’re having chest pain or shortness of breath so the cops have to take them to the hospital.

>>520376068
>>520376096
thank you!

>>520376145
That other anon's answer seems much better.

SIG is eternally BTFO after last night with officer reddit.

>>520376014
here's the audio https://voca.ro/1fKwCivd6VKR
i believe it was "perp-itis"

>>520375806
Greetings!

Here is a smaller version of the bingo card. Numbers 3 and 19.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Jumbo Shrimp In Store $5.95

morning gents
TYB

>picrel
elon please save us

>>520376475
What happened? I was blackout drunk by 10pm last night… Anything else good happen last night?

>>520377539
negative

>>520377607
Thanks senpai… Hows it going in kagarooland? You know our American time rolls back an hour tonight?

>>520377922
i should not read pol or my local news this early in the morning
my pissed off level is already 9000
and im still just sitting here with a coffee in my undies

This better be good.

>>520377014
Thanks!

And we are fucking DRIVING

Where is "This better be good" anon?

IMMEDIATE ACTION

>>520379059
Oh damn, there you are

It's a hwite woman

Good morning frens

>>520379478
Because it happened earlier... Not live.

ZOOM IN

>>520379579
OH FFS
WTF

>>520379574
Saved.

I was only kind of paying attention, didn't she try to get away and then just gave up right away?

>>520379617
He’s lying

so ... schizo

>>520379682
she was trying to save the children from gang activity

Good evening anons. What's everyone having for dinner tonight? I made some chili dogs.

>>520379574
oh that is a sweet save for sure
thanks mate

>>520379779
holy fucking onions

>>520379779
why so light on the onions?

>>520379779
Pork Ribs, Roasted Potato with Sour Cream, cauliflower gratin, Coleslaw and freshly made buns
Ribs have been marinating for about 30 hours now. They'll be marinating for another 5 or so hours before we start cooking them.

>>520379779
You allergic to onions or something?

>>520379838
>>520379885
I only purchased one onion.

Just got here, is it true Dan said the nigger word before air?

what did he mean by this

>>520379923
how do you marinate the pork ribs?

>>520380015
>OFC DAN FINGERING

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>520380022
With a specially made sauce. I don't know what they did with it, I ain't making any of it.

she sounds like a jeet
saar saar saar saar no saar

>>520379923
Do you remove the membrane from the back of the ribs prior to marinating or cooking?

Too bad she wasn't a spic with a suspended license, they would have let her go.

>>520380015
He tapped that DeAndrade last night

>>520380015
This guy can literally fuck any woman he wants. And he's married. I hope he used it in his younger years.

>I didn't see the blue lights because I was focused on the road ahead of me
She said that so scripted. Wonder which of her crackhead friends taught her to use this guaranteed charm...

>>520380015
that means he takes it up the poop chute and he's dtf

>>520379779
Looks good to me. Can't have too many onions.

>>520380201
You're better off saying you were looking for a save spot to pull over.

>>520379923
Having ribs for dinner tonight, with potato skins with honey mustard

>>520380200
>I hope he used it in his younger years.
he was a big fat guy when he was younger.

>>520379779
Looks good fren. Onions are a must with chili dogs.

>>520380484
Thanks. I usually do onions or coleslaw, though the slaw might be a regional thing.

Sup niggers

no freebird on the car stereo?

>>520380553
Do you live in the south?

>>520380766
Yes. The Hampton Roads area of Virginia.

>>520380553
>>520380881
I am in TX and we never do slaw. But I respect the slaw on pulled pork sammiches. Good stuff.

>>520380182
I assume they did.

>>520380358
kino dinner

>>520380383
This is like that Chris Watts guy - from fat to cut, cheated and so on

>>520380700
> "Set Image as Desktop Background"
yes

>>520380881
Based but I live in north kakalack and visit South Carolina regularly

Kinda boring so far

>flee from the cops
>get let go

please tell us what those prescriptions are

I spent a lot of time in Knoxville and once you cross the strawberry plains exit those cops can be assholes….

>>520381101
Benches just cleared in the World Series.

ZYN DOES HEROIN NOW
about time

>>520381102
Woman privilege

>>520381016
Depending on how far the Democrats go after they take control of VA, I may have to more to NC. I regularly visit the Outer Banks, among other places in North Carolina. I went to Parker's BBQ in Wilson not too long ago for the first time in forever, and it's as good as it's always been.

>>520381010
I have better ones fren

Where are all the shoplifters? I was promised every nigger on SNAP would be stealing food

crackhead

>>520381250
yeah i switched to watch it and felt at ease knowing i'd miss absolutely nothing because OPL absolutely sucks because Abrams is a little bitch

Peak meth physiogny from that woman.

>>520381355
an obama (or clinton) judge forced trump to keep paying snap

>>520381355
it got downgraded to a delay - the money will be sent, but late. however, food banks may not hold and deprivation may still lead to happenings.

>>520381360
>Abrams is a little bitch
let's get in a break

>>520381341
Very nice, fren, thanks. I'll save this one for later.

>>520381360
Kek, a baseball game has more excitement now, Dan needs to reevaluate his product

>>520381298
I’m a political prisoner in WNC… I was born and raised in Asheville. I’m ready to start executing liberals and faggots who have taken over my hometown. The rest of WNC is based asf outside of Buncombe county and Asheville.

>>520381540
>Asheville
>not Classyville

>>520381542
Safe and effective goy

>>520381525
>check the baseball game real quick
>see picrel
>turn it off

>>520381360
Fuck you

>>520380949
>we never do slaw
why not?
a lot if awful and goes rank quickly, but a good slaw is refreshing

>hot voice detected
get in there cameraman

>82 on a 60
Big deal.

>>520381645
Asheville is the dumpster of the south… it’s full of faggots and troons who talk about minorities while living in a 85% white city and complain about lack of ethnic food

>>520381794
in texas they wouldn't even have a hot dog or a bun, they'd put the chili on fritos

FIFTEEN AND A HALF !!!

>>520381847
>>hot voice detected
>15 and a half years old

Surely this isn't the only thing happening, Dan.

>>520381847
FBI OPEN UP

>2010 zoomers driving

Fuck me

She's talking too much.

>>520381918
she was 10 when covid started

How is a 15 yo driving?

>>520381938
That's all women know how to do.

Another White night. Zero action. Dan, you schmuck.

>>520381938
that's how she had it her way all her life
why would she stop now?

>>520381794
>why not?
That is a good question and I don't know the answer. My mother's and grandparents generation made slaw to preserve cabbage. But it's not really a thing now except as a side dish or on pulled pork sandwiches. Certainly not on hot dogs and brisket is ideally on a sandwich with no sauce or other trimmings, if your brisket is good enough.

Have they ever explained why Curtis is Black and Missing all the time?

>>520382141
prolly starved to death

>>520382174
They only cut off food stamps today.

>>520382141
It do be like that

This 15 year old girl is already driving a charger at 82mph imagine how many of her parents cars she gonna total

>>520382141
He's missed altho the Jersey Juicer can be based and is likable.

>>520382189
>>520382227

>>520381707

>It's only fair if we win

>in a charger
>boyfriend sounds like a nigger

its over

>all white night
>most boring night in ages
>mostly just drunks or drug addicts who are keeping to themselves, not being a nuisance and not shouting or yelling and no violence
>also some random small time traffic violations
Can Dan stop doing this?

Rizzo probably feels absolutely no attraction to officer baddie next to him fucking fag

>>520381918
Most zoomers don't even want to get a driver's license.

triple play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRiKdx3Nyjg

have the gibs riots started?

>>520382403
Day After Halloween, maybe they'll get more rambunctious as the morning goes on.

>>520382487
It's too cold now.

>>520382487
postponed
>status: nigger cold

>>520377403
I just got to sit down and watch, but scrolled up to the top of this thread so I wouldn't miss this post. Blessed NyeCountyAutist.

how many of u former Jordan Peterson-schoolers subscribed to Mike Rowe PureTalk for $25 a month?

>>520382487
Not yet, but hopefully soon

>>520382034
i do love a good brisket, but everything is too expensive now

>>520382635
mike "never been in the trades" rowe can eat my entire ass. cant believe that communications major and ex gold salesman goes around telling people to do manly mans work and pull yourself up by the bootstraps. he is beyond talmudic

is he just gonna ditch his spikes there lol

>One male
Update the list

Hey isn't it MO where that truckful of diseased monkeys wrecked? Did they catch all of them? And didn't something similar happen in PA a year or two ago? What's with this shithole country?

>>520382986
mississippi

Dr. Pepper product placement alert

No chance they do that takedown on a BM perp. Member last week they did the same to a WM driver, slammed him on the street?

>>520382713
You're going to pay dearly for shit food, you may as well splurge for high quality food if you can afford it. It's never going to get any better.

These cops are not playing around

It must feel good to slam these guys to the ground face first

Really just kill them if you suspect they are suspects, nobody can afford the paperwork anymore since everyone is understaffed.

>>520382713
>but everything is too expensive now
I know! Brisket is higher than giraffe pussy. I have been smoking beef cheeks for tacos and they are amazing. Shred them just like pork butt and cooking technique is the same. Also check out picanha (top sirloin) for steaks. Very tasty and cost effective. But the real winner for cheapest protein is pork butt. Shredded is good and the old school TX BBQ joints would do "pork steak", which were just thick slices from the pork butt, smoked and cooked to 200 or so. Quite delicious.

>>520383123
What happened, what did these ppl do?

>>520383190
Ran from the cops and tried to play GTA home safe.

>right to remain silent
>is pissed you're remaining silent

>>520383242
That doesn't work?

>>520383189
>TX BBQ joints would do "pork steak", which were just thick slices from the pork butt, smoked and cooked to 200 or so. Quite delicious.

Interesting. I'm guessing it falls apart? I smoke my whole butts to 198F, and they shred easily.

>>520383093
>Dr. Pepper product placement alert
dan wants his cut

>>520382790
kek
i kind of think he's alright, but constant shill threads ruined his rerputation for good, however this PureTalk, $25 a month just shows he's a greedy faggot, preying on the poor, regardless

>>520383323
>I'm guessing it falls apart?
Yeah, you want to cook them to fork tender

>>520382986
>>520383050
And West Virginia.

This Dr. Pepper guy has had enough. Probably the next OKC bomber.

Must be No Nigger November on OPL.

Wow maybe one of the dumbest people ever seen on OPL

This guy is a fucking retard

as far as i can tell, dr pepper is as dangerous as reefer madness

This guy really tried to run off while handcuffed? Come on.....

>>520383122
>You're going to pay dearly for shit food, you may as well splurge for high quality food if you can afford it. It's never going to get any better.
i ate extremely clean and was ahead of all the health trends since a teen but still got life altering auto-immune disease, so i don't really care anymore...not going to pay insane prices for greedy fuckers to pay for their McMansions
i only eat twice a day, and bfast is oatmeal & bacon + black coffee, all made at home without a coffee maker, which break in a year

>>520383491
Is that why Curtis isn't in the studio either?

>>520383486
future sovcit for sure

wtf is this guy thinking

This dumb motherfucker is gonna pull a gun on police someday and get lit up

>>520383189
>pork butt
yeah, this is something i might start getting again, but wouldn't surprise me if it's also overpriced now, but i do need to find something cheap with a lot of calories for supper

that is a helluva head of hair

>>520383545
>thinking
that's where you're mistaken

>Nonstop night
Finally figured Dan out. Everything he says is a lie.

>>520383545
He's not thinking. He's just about reached his limit. Hates the govt, sick of being ripped off, broke. This is what our govt doesn't understand, is that if enough ppl get to where this guy is mentally, they're going to have a problem.

>>520383374
he is everything wrong with the world. promotes manual labor for the peasants (which are all race to the bottom in our world of immigration) while he does his tv-shows and lives large without breaking a sweat. i feel like this is what the world revolves around, lying to others to make bad choices so you can have it easier yourself.

>>520383754
agree
he probably popped his load a little early though
getting done for a no 'tags' stop

>>520383750
he's a kike, what do you expect?

>>520383750
>>520383768
NON-STOP BULLSHIT, FUCK YOU DAN

>>520383792
>promotes manual labor for the peasants (which are all race to the bottom in our world of immigration)
It won't last forever, but there hasn't been a better time to be an electrician in my lifetime. The data center work is endless, and there is a ridiculous amount of demand for electricians to utility work to power the things. The music will stop if and when the AI bubble pops, but those guys can stack a pile of cash in the meantime.

Cops obviously on steroids explaining the law. Got to love OPL and Dan's BS shows.

>>520383992
it's all so tiresome (and jewish)

>>520383992
>>520384048
>>520383880
>>520383768
>>520383750
You guys have nothing else going on weekend nights so shut your bitch ass up

>woodcock
he finally remembered his spikes

>>520383642
It is still the cheapest of the proteins and freezes well. Also with the holidays coming up they will have loss leader sales and pork butt it the most likely sale. Do you have smoking capability? I watched a bunch of YT tutorials recently and realized I was underseasoning. Salt, Pepper and picrel 24 hours before cooking. Wrap in foil at ~170 and then pull at ~200 or a little more. It should probe like butter. You could do in oven alteranatively and it would still be good. Cook temp=250

>>520384118
fuck you, dan

>>520384118
It's the morning though. I'll be having lunch soon, then I'm gonna go out and buy a new bed for my dog.

>>520383792
>i feel like this is what the world revolves around, lying to others to make bad choices so you can have it easier yourself.
absolutely
it's a real blackpill to me, especially for what i think of America
nothing but liars, cheaters and shillers get all the wealth
it hurts you financially to play by the rules, which the rich bypass at every point
also why i'm immune to political bandwagons.... they're all full of liars and cheaters, Trump admin especially

>>520383843
Right but this will just add to his rage. Guy's likely to lose it some day in a spectacular way.

some beaner is still gonna buy that truck at auction and haul 2 more cars back to mexico with it

>hour and a half in
>only half way through our very first thread
Got to be the slowest most boring episode in months.

There is absolutely no way nogs in all the counties and jurisdictions decided not to nig tonight.

So....we gonna get a look at Ashlyn Coopers sexy walk tonight or what?

this guy pretty zesty

Officer marques brownlee over here.

>>520384433
Looks like a tranny

>>520384433
>>520384483
soothing voice

>>520384411
Checked and would be the best thing on the show this weekend.

SNITCH

>cops bullying this guy for snitching
lmao

i hope everyone he knows sees this

>>520384142
>Gastronomic creations to Gastronomic problems
>Do you have smoking capability?
no, my parents just have a smaller one for wings
my uncle had a big one, but not sure where it went after he died....his family were parasites and tried to steal it all despite my parents paying for his mortgage while he slowly died
i was just thinking of buying it already smoked, so it'll cost a little more, but i don't know, should try to get back into making all my food...just been rundown the last few years from hospital stays

>incredibly busy night non-stop
Sure thing, Abrams.

>>520384290
its all so tiresome

>>520383543
Burnout must be real working these shows week in, week out, as after Sticks bounced, Curtis possibly bounced as well. Dan is left with that faggot Rizzo.

>>520384661
>should try to get back into making all my food
cooking is a primal activity, it's good for you

>>520384290

I seek to encounter more and more people who lie about what they said, or didn't say, and when confronted about it just outright deny it or say something like "it doesn't matter anyway". It's making me think there's something wrong with me.

Too quiet for a nigger event.

Party looked pretty free to join. That guy should have just gone instead of talking shit to the cops.

Why are baseball players fat as fuck?

Let the kids have community with friends. They're not hurting anything or anyone.

Damn so that little faggot snitch literally got the party broken up. I hope they find out who he is

>y'all live pd?
dan felted again

>>520385099
He's probably going to catch a lot of shit on Monday. He was snitching on live television.

Man, they knocked over the porta potty

>>520384661
>i was just thinking of buying it already smoked
Just cook it in the oven anon and pour a little liquid smoke over the top. Reference my previous cooking instructions. It will still be good and cheaper. Trust me. it is funny because I am in TX and I have Cajun friends in Lousiana and they often cook brisket/pork butt in the oven and it still comes out good. Tender, tasty meat is never wrong. Just add some BBQ sauce that you like. The important keys to remember are to overseason to what you might think is necessary and cook until you can probe it with no resistance.

Dan got not invited to all the best parties in high school and his revenge is making fun of phantom Whites who don't exist for the same thing.

Imagine being called a loser by Dan Abrams on national television

>>520385099
>Party looked pretty free to join.
Checked. Not as good as the rugby party though.

>THEY GOTTA BE LOSERS
brutal

How many bodies between the mother and daughter RNs?

>>520385272
You can always tell a nurse because they’ll fucking tell you they’re a nurse.

>t. Male nurse

>>520385272

Do you know scientific notation?

What did everyone have for dinner tonight?

Sex with mother and daughter at the same time.

imagine you're a black cop, you just got shot, and then 2 white angels appear to take you to heaven

>>520385165
>got his voice
>got his car
>got called a loser by Dan Abrams
He's done for. There is no coming back from this.

>3 tourniquets
Yeah, that leg is gone

>>520385367
see >>520379779

I want to point out that everyone who helped the black cop was White yet whites are the problem in this country apparently.

>>520385367

>>520385424
Hot diggity dawg, that’s a lot of onions! Nice

Here's the POS shooter. White guy, killed two women in church

https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article310619080.html

dan should do a 4th hour since the clocks change tonight

>>520385378
>M'am, it's my middle leg that hurts. You, too, honey.

>>520385502
if it's this boring, better not

Dan has a lot to say about uncooperative White suspects. Zero to say about noncooperative Black suspects.

why would dan leave that scene

>>520385639
Anon, blacks are that way because Whites enslaved them. It’s our fault.

>>520385643

Why indeed

>>520385016
>cooking is a primal activity, it's good for you
truth
wish i could go hunting for my meat, but unfortunately can't get out for that period of time
>>520385071
>I seek to encounter more and more people who lie about what they said, or didn't say, and when confronted about it just outright deny it or say something like "it doesn't matter anyway". It's making me think there's something wrong with me.
man, i've given up on talking to ppl irl... they assume everything and go off on a tangent, then i have to explain afterwards that's not what i meant... it's exhausting and i quit
and yeah, nothing matters, every day is a reset for them
>>520385193
>Just cook it in the oven
alright, i'll do it... i just like meat dry(on the outside) and extra salty mostly...but saving money is one of the few feelings of accomplishment in this shithole

I do not believe there isn't a single black person committing crimes at all tonight.

Dan is a faggot

>>520385707
We haven't been to Daytonaat all tonight

>>520385676

It really seems that everyday, at most, is a reset. Sometimes, their memory seems to reset every few minutes. It's exhausting to have the same conversations, over and over again.

>>520385474
>White guy

i'll let everyone else decide

I side with this guy. She sounds like a dumb drunk bitch.

LETS GET OUT OF THIS DAN

forgot about this guy

>>520386092
kek fucking retard. hope he died

>>520385769
Must be going off there.

This is a South Carolina 10

back at the foodlion

>pierced tongue
>no front teeth
big time dick sucker

Looks like a meth mouth too

>>520386327
>my wig slidin

Imagine being a fat fuck and still not having tits.

>Glock 26 with an extendo
Why do the street Ns always slap a giant magazine into compact pocket pistols?

>>520386092
lol, get fucked

>>520386405
Rizzo has bigger tits than her.

i'm a sucker for a tazin

>get in a break
Okay, I'm done for this week. Abrams that kike faggot is trying as hard as he can to make this the most boring shit imaginable.

Was there any cute girls in Halloween costumes tonight?

>>520386092
What a dumbass.

>>520386674
I don't recall any cute girls at all tonight. Even detective smoke show has been limited.

>>520386674
not fucking one
some chick had a nice voice then we found out she was 15
so dan wouldn't even let us see her
which is weird for a kike

>>520386592
Goodnight boys, see you next Friday

>>520386674
nothing

Wendys just opened in my city.

this nigga has trash bag underwear

>>520385896
yeah, i can't bother with it anymore
the ability to have a conversation is basically dead

That's too bad. Dan's directing sucks. I've said this 100 times before but I really wish they'd go to a big city like New York. Every engagement takes place in a gas station it's boring.
>>520386722
>>520386724
>Is this your Halloween costume?
>Halloween?

This nigga is gay

>>520386964
Big cities don’t allow OPL because they don’t want their nigger problem advertised.

>>520386878
I had the best Baconator yesterday. The bacon was sensible. Their breakfasts are great too. Not sure about second breakfasts.

World Series game 7 is tied 4-4 going into the bottom of the 9th.

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>520387011
Yea I guess you're right, it's probably easier to get Sheriff Bumfuck to approve OPL's ride along than a giant bureaucratic police force like the nypd.

>>520387011
i was surprised when they let Everett WA on. not surprised it's not on anymore

>>520387101
lmk when it's the 16th inning

>>520386878
I have not had Wendy's in a while, how was it? Hopefully you will get a Whataburger soon. Burger King was my jam in high school for some reason. Questionable beef but delicious flame broiled taste.

>>520387101
Sudden death overtime... after OPL!

>>520386264
Does someone have the literary chops to re-do the "this is the face that eastern European peasants saw before he executed their fathers for harboring bourgeoisie views of the nomenklatura" copypasta but doing it about the hoodrat after he ran over innocent white pedestrians?

>>520387210
how much must u neglect ur teeth to lose them all?
i barely brush but i never eat sugary shit
just rinse out my mouth after eating and haven't had a cavity in 15 years or more

>all these aarp geezers are still attractive and look like they're in their early 40's
yeah ok

>>520387252
>how was it?
i've not been
just saw it
will take a couple months before the hordes of curries and gooks subside

>>520387294
you need a local LLM

>>520387321
brush your teeth and use Colgate

Another custodial kidnapping. These kids aren't in danger, even though the crime is serious. Feature kids who are in danger. Dan you schmendrick you can't do anything right.

>>520387321

I swear there is a big genetic component.

>>520387321
>i never eat sugary shit
you're winning on many levels

OK LAST HALF HOUR
so nothing will happen for 23 mins before some major terrorist attack type situation followed by dan ending the show

new bread>>520387725
>>520387725


>>520387485
that jewish

rip dodgers

>>520387772
The bums lost?

>>520387520
>I swear there is a big genetic component.
most likely is
genetics accounts for almost everything
>>520387485
i use the kind for sensitive teeth so it's not hard on the gums
>>520387614
>you're winning on many levels
truth... saltiness is just so much better
god tier
coffee without sugar makes u seek out better quality coffee too

People sleep in graves in Baton Rouge.
He looks like the kind of person that would sleep in a grave.

You know how bad this episode is? (predictably) That's how good the World Series game that's on rn is.

>>520388098
I held my breath at what was gonna look like two guys knocking each other out. Crazy