Thread 520411611

Why are evangelicals like this?

>>520411611 (OP)
Evangelicals are literally a jew worshipping cult

>>520411871
It really cannot be overstated. They. Worship. Jews.

Which Jewish sect convinced the Roman head, Tiberius to crucify Jesus?

>>520411871

Anyone care to explain how did this happen? How a Christian denomination turned into this?

>>520411995
Imagine the alternative.

>>520411611 (OP)
Christianity in its purest form.

>>520411611 (OP)
This is the exact opposite of christianity

>>520412104
What's
>Vatican 2.0
>Orthodox Christianity
New Normal sucks ass and nobody should be getting used to it

>>520411611 (OP)
>christcucks

>>520411611 (OP)
Evangelicals, like most Catholics, do not read the Bible. Ever. They just take the word of their favorite conman. They are even taught that God *hates* poor people so that's why they're poor, and he *loves* rich people and that's why they're "blessed".
They call it: "the prosperity gospel" and it calls Jesus Christ a liar and spits on him and everything he did and said. And they claim to be the REAL Christians.

>>520411995
Via Americanism.
They don't care about Christ or Christendom or God at all.

>>520411611 (OP)
gee i fuckin wonder

>>520411611 (OP)
>Why are *christians like this?
ftfy

All of them worship kikes, evangelicals are just honest about it.

>>520411611 (OP)
race traitor mutts appropriating genetics to push blasphemy
the Nazis thought America went too far using the one drop of blood rule, they were wrong, we can do better

>>520412305
bonus

>>520412190
They're not Christians.
Ask yourself, if I joined the Satanic Church and then went against everything they said and implored people to be forgiving and to accept Jesus Christ as their savior, would you really call me a Satanist, or a Christian?

>>520411611 (OP)
All flavors of Christianity and Islam are Jewish religions that's why.

>>520412362
It depends on what they call it on tv and public school.

>>520411611 (OP)
Israel literally only still exists because of the support from Christians

>>520411995
So as someone who grew up evangelical Christian, my perspective is it stems from the theology of the Jews are God's chosen people. In order to be blessed by God you must bless his chosen people. That's it and they want to hasten the end of the world.

They never gave good answers about how if the only people who get into heaven get in through Christ, why are we supposed to have such a hard on for the Jewish people who Christ came from, but also actively called out their bullshit?

>>520412399
^Yet another jew pretending to be a "regular anon"^

No, jew, Jesus REJECTED YOU fucks because you rejected him.

>>520411611 (OP)
>Why are evangelicals like this?
Dispensationalism. A heresy less than 200 years old. Took root in the US in the early 1900's.
That "pastor" is doing the exact opposite of what the Gospel and Christ demand. By saying he is not going to try to make converts of the Jews, he is literally ignoring the literal command of Christ to "go into ALL the world" and make disciples of ALL men and nations.

>>520412495
>Hur due you can't criticize my faith because Jesus was fucked by Jews
>Jesus was Jewish
>Muh prophet is a kike
Kill yourself christcuck

>>520412459
You're not making sense unless you're pointing out that public schools lie and invert everything. In fact, modern teachers take delight in knowing that they're not teaching anything of use. I lived next to one and she did everything in her power to encourage the kids to walk out, so that she wouldn't feel as bad about striking.
She earned almost 200K a year--to teach boys that they can be girls and that girls are in fact boys.

Yes, everyone here knows it's a problem.

>>520412252
>LGBT flags in the church
>Same sex marriage too
Just New Normal (shitlib world order)things, is all

>>520412577
Jesus wasn't a jew at all. You never read the Bible.
You're just a federal jew.

>>520412637
>You're not making sense
That's because I was answering for that other anon.

>>520411611 (OP)
It's 2025, all churches suck

Half the protestants are flying rainbow flags and talking about how "affirming" they are

The rest of the protestants are either evangelical cucks for israel or propsperity-gospel megachurches.

The catholic church is lead by elderly boomer cucks who support immigration, and their most reliable attendees are MSNBC boomers who attend No Kings protests and love abortion. Younger catholics are conservative and want the latin mass but keep getting repressed by the boomers.

Try and find a church that's explicitly anti-gay in 2025. You won't find one. They're either silent about homosexuality or make a big show of supporting it.

Remember: all anons who intentionally misinterpret the Holy Bible ARE government shills who are jewish. The fact that they always respond with the same venom and wish for Christian anons to self-murder. Yes, very, very VERY federal smelling in here.
No one. NO ONE hates Christians more than United States Government federal employees.

>>520412725
>if I admit to same-fagging....
>I head off all trouble!

lol

>>520411995
Easy. Just forget that the New Testament exists

I tried going to church once and all it was was jew worship. Literal brainwashing centers to produce good goyim
No thank you, I'll burn in hell as an atheist before that

>>520412399
>All flavors of Christianity and Islam are Jewish
Christianity just means brotherhood in its basic form

>>520412852
I was clearly being facetious.

>>520412904
This lol. The same bible thumping churches that will condemn people to hell are somehow clueless to what the NT even says in it.

ITT: "SHIT!" "That anon is telling the truth!"
*sweats Satanically*
"What'll we do is more anons know that we are the opposite of help?!"
"QUICK! CALL THEM INSANE! IT'S THE OL' RELIABLE! :)"

>>520412967
Yeah right.

>>520411871
Simply this. They are a cult of judaism for goys who WANT to be slave cattle.

>>520412943
Brotherhood and modesty. Amish are a great example of what Christianity meant originally.

>>520411995
>Anyone care to explain how did this happen? How a Christian denomination turned into this?
Dispensationalism.

>>520412904
This. They worship men instead like Joel Osteen who made sure to keep his "church" locked during a hurricane and even had the cops called to keep "trespassers" away, at least until the shit hit the fan and then he pretended that it was all a mistake and then later that it didn't happen at all.

>>520412673
Jesus was Jewish you fucking retard
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion/jesus/bornliveddied.html#:~:text=Was%20Jesus%20a%20Jew%3F,worship%2C%20what%20we%20call%20synagogues
>Of course, Jesus was a Jew. He was born of a Jewish mother, in Galilee, a Jewish part of the world. All of his friends, associates, colleagues, disciples, all of them were Jews. He regularly worshipped in Jewish communal worship, what we call synagogues.
Kike brainwashed sheep.

>>520412943
>Muh goyhood!

>>520412479
>>520411995
They don't read the Bible. If they do, it's one made by jews to say that jews own them and they are slaves.

>>520411611 (OP)
Evangelicals pastors in America are paid by Jews to spread jew shilling. Here in latam they just sing Christian songs and exorcise demons through frantic yelling.

It's an American thing, really

>>520411968
None. Tiberius didn’t give a shit about what was happening in Jewland at the time.
He should have, though, because some time later the mind virus that the jews were concocting was unleashed upon the empire as a revenge for the sack of Jerusalem.

>>520413035
Do you seriously consider television and public school to be theological authorities or are you pretending to be retarded?

>>520411611 (OP)
Dispensationalism.
Defeat this fake doctrine, you end Evangelical Zionism.

>>520411995
They actually read the Bible.

>>520413239
The jews were wiped out twice by roman emperors. Though sadly they thought letting a few live was punishment.

>>520413152
Nope. You can keep lying, but those who read the Bible know that Jesus was not jewish at all. Yes, he was called rabbi, true, he rejected judaism (lowercase) fully. Which is why (((you))) had the Romans murder him.

>>520412076
>Imagine the alternative

>>520413152
>Jesus was Jewish
>up is down
>black is white

>>520412362
I would call you a fucking golem for praying to the jewish rabbi, Yeshua the Mosiach son of Yahweh.

>>520412743
>Try and find a church that's explicitly anti-gay in 2025.

Mormons are still explicitly anti-gay. You can't take the sacrament, hold a calling, or enter the temple if you're indulging homosexuality.

>>520413320
You are so cucked by Jews you're too far gone.

>>520413259
>heh heh heh
>if I pretend to be stupid I win!

You know damn well that schools deceive the kids and prepare them to LOSE, not win, kike.

>>520413326
bingo!

>>520413206
>Here in latam they just sing Christian songs and exorcise demons through frantic yelling.
So, Pentecostals?

>>520413328
Nice evidence Moshi.

>>520413152
Your lack of agnosticism makes you a certified butthurt of some kind. If I were to guess, an atheist or a LARPagan, perhaps even a shitlib jewyork kike.

>>520413345
>>520413375
I know you don't read the Bible and are jewish and work for the government, yes. All those things I know.

>>520413383
That's what I was saying, anon.

>>520411968
The Romans were nailing up mouthy kikes for sport at the time. Jesus was nothing more than a nuisance to Tiberius. No different than all the other Messiahs that popped up at the time.

>>520413411
This might be the most ironic post ever made. Well done.

If you worship the tribal god of Abraham the child sacrificing, dick-snipping kike you are spiritually jewish.
Simple as

>>520413451
>I'm just saying what you're saying!
Then shut the fuck up and stop arguing against me.

>>520413421
You're right I don't believe in Jewish infested Abrahamif bullshit.
You're welcome.

>>520413433
Why would I read Jewish propaganda Moshi?

>>520413505
Yet here you are believing in a dead Jew who ascended to fuck heaven.

>>520413433
Which part? The Torah-edited-for-goyim Old Testament? Or the New Testament where Yeshua compares non-jews to pigs and Rabbi Saul (fellow Romans name “Paul”) tells gentiles that they ought to send their shekels to Jerusalem to thank the jews for sharing their “blessings” with them?

>>520411871
what are you going to do about it, abbo?

Crazy anons who post things, all they do is repeat what anon would have done, lucky for me I would have called them weirdos

zionist evangelicals tend to be in it for the rapture. They need Israel as a piece of that puzzle. I've heard it all broke down before but it was so much skydaddy bs I clearly stopped paying attention.
But to my understanding they don't really give a shit about jews or Israel beyond help Christ return so we, the believers (but maybe not you), can go to heaven.

>>520413529
>Child sacrificing
Is his name Baal?

>>520413676
>if I play stupid I win!

No, kikel. Begone.

>>520412743
>”welcome to our church, are you here seeking meaning and purpose in life, comfort, spiritual growth, community?”
>no, I’m only here to hate GAYS, what do you think about GAYS, I demand to know
Your brain on /pol/

>>520411995
here you go.
Evangelicals are people led astray by very rich and powerful Jews over a century ago, before mass media could prevent this heresy from being implanted.

>>520413713
A girl working at a pot shop told me that she worshiped Baal and she pronounced it: "ball" like to toy used in sports.
Today's antichrists are budget antichrists. Nothing is of quality anymore. ;)

>>520413665
Hey little bro, your lack of belief isn't neutral and you attacking anyone of faith isn't going to make your life any better. For somebody who lacks belief, you sure as hell are loud. It's as if you're in the race of faiths and want atheism, which wouldn't even exist if all religions disappeared, to win and dominate.

>>520411995
zionists infltrated our seminary schools. i grew baptist and in the 1990's it was fire and brimstone repent or burn in hell. the next crop of pastors had a softer tone aimed at drawing in more people/tithes. i stopped going to church in the 2000's but my sisters remained. what they go to now is really a circus side show, 45 minutes of christian rock music and 15 minutes of sermon. they have tore john 3:16 down and replaced it with genesis 12. one sister doesnt talk to me anymore because of it.

>>520412479
>people who Christ came from
John 8:33
they are not Christ's people. the PHARISEES were never Israelites.

the whole fucking Evangelical scam requires that you ignore John 14:6 and John 8:33.

>>520413809
I mean it is a good litmus test to tell whether or not the church you're standing in has been cucked or not.

>>520413665
>you are believing in a dead Jew
that's u
>>520413634
anon I am the one who has been patiently requesting that you do this for me.

>>520413952
>Muh lack of belief!
>Le heckin plebbit atheist!
>Believe in muh christ cucked religion!
>god bless Israel.jpg
I'm agnostic brainlet.

>>520411611 (OP)
Kind of takes the "Evangelical" out of "Evangelical Christianity" don't it?

>>520414113
Fuck Jesus.
And Mohammad.
And Moses.
And Abraham

>>520414113
>oy vey bastard goyim!
>It is *I* who is the Christian
>heh heh heh heh!

You're all alike. Jesus was right (of course), Satan is your father.

>>520414116
Agnostics never join chats or debates. Contrarianism isn't agnosticism, it's what atheists do for self validation.

>>520414149
You believe three of those people are jews.

>>520411611 (OP)
>Why are evangelicals like this?
the stupid reformation doctrine of "sola scriptura"

>>520412743
What a surprise that the first American pope ever is also the most zog coded. You people and your cultural basin SUCK.

>>520414251
no its because they get secret blessings of genesis 12

>>520414240
I can point out Jew religions without believing in Jews faith Moshi.
Also fuck Israel and you.

>>520414242
Islam is still an Abrahamif faith.
It's all Jew shit.

>>520414211
Do you know what you're acting like? Representing a true position while being utterly reprehensible to those on both sides? Do you know who does that?

>>520414358
Islam is the only religion young enough to have been created by jews.

>>520411995
It all started with a guy called Saul. You may have heard of him, although most people these days call him Paul.

And btw the only real denomination are the Lutherans, everything else is American fantasylarp with no basis in Christianity

>>520414318
>secret blessings of genesis 12
what are you even talking about?

>>520414469
I don't know how you can lay the blame on Paul. This seems like a more real answer: >>520413066

>>520414378
Jew, you're angry at me, I know this. Too bad.

>>520413713
Yes, he also goes by yhvh

>>520411611 (OP)
because like most "christians", they're actually just molochists

>>520414726
So, the God of the Old Testament fought against himself and his own people?

>>520414050
My God, that sounds heretical as fuck. I know y'all want to make fun of Catholicism but the actual readings of the Word of God have not changed. You might have a priest that's more theological or one that's more sermon focus but the Word has not change. I can go to a Catholic Mass today and have the same readings. We still talk about the New Covenant, about Jesus being said New Covenant. About the followers of Abraham being now the followers of Jesus. You know, Christianity. Idk what those Evangelicals believe but it sure ain't Christianity.

>>520414646
you can stop pretending to be a jew any time

>>520414546
>my kike fanfic beats your kike fanfic!

>>520411995
C.I. Scofield and John Nelson Darby are the two who are mostly responsible for the lensing and focusing of dispensationalist theology. Pic related is a book that gives a pretty thorough history of the dispe cult movement. I would go so far as to say that out of the 45,000 different prot denominations, 99.999% are just Darby cultists and not even Christian.

>>520411995
Americans were never Christian in the first place

>>520414893
Wanna know something scary?
I'm in my 40s and I've never met a priest of pastor who knew the Holy Bible better than me. Now, I am NOT claiming to know the Bible perfectly or that I don't make mistakes, but I am telling the truth.
Modern churches seem like Satanic commercials complete with products in the vestibule.

>>520414918
Jesus Christ is the exclusive way to God.

>>520413375
Modern day Jews are not the same as the Ancient Hebrews of the Bible. Most Hebrews converted to Christianity while the few who denied God became modern day Jews. They don't even read the Bible instead reading a demonic text called the Talmud.

>>520411995
Protestant priests are not bound to be sanctioned by a higher institution regarding their interpretations of the Bible.
Some charismatic protestant pastors made it really big as TV Stars in Cable era so they are beloved by a ton of American boomers.
Zionists an Republicans pay protestant pastors to promote Zionism and Neocon foreign policies.

Not that Zionists dont bribe the Popes nowadays.

>>520413326
Post the pic of the pope kissing african feet.

>>520414635
Yep, Paul is actually the most logical of the biblical authors besides maybe Solomon in Ecclesiastes. Dispensationalism is completely wrong though.

>>520415165
Joel Osteen proved on video that he never read the Bible that he pretends to know better than anyone. He spent almost an hour telling his people that Christians need to eat turkey bacon or that they might go to Hell for it. lol

>>520415097
See, I told you.

>>520415281
Also Zionist evangelicals are mainly from the boomer generation. This idea is largely disappearing with later generations of Christians, even among Evangelicals.

>>520415200
The Catholic Church got taken over by jews a thousand years ago, yes.
The Catholic Church openly teaches that Jesus wasn't worth a thing, yes.

>>520415097
>eat my flesh and drink my blood so you can live forever
literally satanic nonsense.

>>520415369
You didn't tell me anything except that you're a jewish government employee.

>>520411611 (OP)
>evangelicals

>>520415439
Calling Jesus Christ's sacrificial gift to humanity Satanic isn't something you should do, anon.

>>520411611 (OP)
They get Jewish money

>>520414798
Sounds like typical jewish behaviour to me

>>520415443
>tell me anything
I'm starting to suspect that may not be possible.

>>520414431
They're all Jewish.

>>520415118
So you support Israel?

>>520411995
>Anyone care to explain how did this happen? How a Christian denomination turned into this?

It was always like this. Read your own bible, fool.

>>520415675
>oy vey our pilpul won't work on this one!
>BAD GOYIM! :^(

You're catching on.

>>520415750
This. Evangelicals are nothing but modern Pharisees.

>>520413267
this

>>520415955
It's the opposite.

>>520411611 (OP)
Was any Christian denomination like this before the 20th century ?

>>520416011
Yes, Mormons existed before then. They worship a demon named Mormo.

Golems gonna golem

Org religion is big $$$ scam

If they
>threaten u w afterlife hell for not being inside their cult
>throw empty curses at you just like a fucking sorcerer using their shit interpretations of a book
>ask for money
Its a cult.

Another thing they do is fake faith healings.

Whoop de do it turns out people who run churches are swindlers and cult scammers.

>>520412190
Christian Zionism is a C19th protestant heresy and totally unbiblical

>>520416313
Each golem cult has lots of low intelligence golem slaves who delusionally think all non golems will be tortured for not being in their golem cult. Standard evil cult scam behavior.
>i only fear god
>constant repetition of bible verses
>every year some of these golems will claim the world will end
This is a golem, a cult slave to a 2000 year old cult operation.

>>520415684
>comes to /pol/ to make testaments of faith
Why?

>>520416166
Mormons are generally not considered a Christian denomination

>>520416902
They are in fact considered by most people to be Christians. You can be in denial, but that is the present situation.

>>520411611 (OP)
What is the opposite of blood libel? Modern day Jews have as little to do with salvation through Christ as they do with a crucifixion 2000 years ago, but brainrotted evangelicals trip over themselves to glaze demented rats who spit at the name of Jesus.

>>520417002
That’s fine but no they are generally not considered a Christian denomination despite what you imagine to be the case

>>520418600
Yes they are. Fucking A, faggot retard. "People" like you who argue over simple facts and go against facts are insufferable.
Everyone hates you. Fact.

>>520415796
>This. Evangelicals are nothing but modern Pharisees.

Christianity is universal reform judaism sold under a different brand name. Christians _are_ jews, which is why its called "judeochristianity". You cannot be a christian and an antizionist or antisemite or whatever. You are a goy branch grafted onto the jewish olive tree, just as the apostle Saul says in the book of romans. And you will give the jews your monies and your political assistance, because only the jews have an independent salvation, as a goy christian your salvation is loaned from the jews and you should reward the jews for this generosity, which the apostole states in the book of romans. So christianity is really a religion based on worshipping and adoring jews, and only the idiots who have not read their own Holy Book argue otherwise.

>>520411995
our God is money
and only the Jews can print it

>>520412479
so it's heresy

>>520413267
if that were true, every good christian would bend the knee to jews. instead we have popes, saints and important christian figures advocating for their complete extermination

>>520414050
also at least 10 minutes of telling the moronic audience that Trump was sent by Jesus to destroy everything that is non-evangelical and that everyone needs an AR-15 to kill anyone who does not love Trump. And yes...most is cringey Christian rock music and LED lights and other goyslop low-IQ entertainment.

>>520415065
Modern day churches are just tax evasion vehicles.
>be me
>rich fag
>donate 10K to the church.
>get sent by church on an all-expense paid trip to an exotic country for missionary work like promoting circumcisions
>get a federal and state tax full rebate for vacation
...
>donate 25K to the church
>church gives a scholarship to own kid to start a youth chapter at their college
>get a federal and state tax full rebate for child's tuition
...
>donate 100K to the church
>become executive church board member
>start driving a complementary Range Rover with church decals
>get a federal and state tax full rebate for new car
>church even also gets a heavy duty vehicle tax rebate

>>520419568
>Modern day churches are just tax evasion vehicles.
this, too

>>520419568
Exactly. This is why I fully support taxing churches. Watch how quickly normies faith magically disappears.

>>520411995
>Worship jew
>Get jewed
I don't know this one's a real chin-scratcher

>>520413320
>You can keep lying, but those who read the Bible know that Jesus was not jewish at all.
What was he then, an Arab?
>Yes, he was called rabbi, true, he rejected judaism (lowercase) fully.
Rejecting judaism doesn't make one stop being a jew. All the atheist jews out there are still jews. Your best bet if you want to LARP about him not having been a jew is to go with the theory that Jesus wasn't born but rather materialized into being from heavenly god energy. Some early Christians of the more Gnostic variety used to go with this angle. Probably others too.

>>520414893
modern evangelical churches appeal to drug-addled white trash and other losers. They have to have party lights and music or these idiot morons would not even attend. Evangelicals are some of the dumbest people on earth.

>>520411995
They are freemasonites in most cases
Bolshevik-freemasonites specifically. They think its funny, they program the religion, learn the innuendos and way to manipulate, they get favors, churches, and people who toss money in a wicker basket, access to children

>>520412264

>>520411611 (OP)
well, they did give him a lot of money to say that.

they worship a jew, simple as.

>>520411611 (OP)
This is based though. This is the "white Christian nationalism" /pol/ is getting precum for.

>>520411871
>>520411917
>>520411995
>>520413038
Every Christianity worships a jew. It's in the name

>>520411871
same as freemasons, same as christians, same as all "normie" white people in the west

they all worship ugly jews and BBC and advocate for their own inferiority

>>520419075
Lol no. They all advocate for their conversion at best. Genocide is reserved for those who don't worship the foreskin god

>>520411995
The Good Goy Points program.

>>520411611 (OP)
>>520411995

Hold it up with thag Christian Identity bullshit anti semetism