Thread 520452223

Remember when /pol/ prevented Seattle from being nuked?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

context?

Uhhh...story time?

>>520452223 (OP)
why the fuck would you do that?

>>520452356
To see if we could.

>>520452406
you should have let it got nuked and proved nukes are real
instead of proving they are actually fake and gay

>>520452286
There was just a bunch of predictive programming about it. They were doing weird shit like making the space needle into a vaccine and people were saying it was going to get nuked.

But it's of the belief that if you can get ahead of it and spread the message before it's supposed to happen, then they can't go through with it.

I barely remember, was it 2016?

>>520452223 (OP)
>You now remember /pol/ investigates: the 2014 Boy Scout Jamboree

>>520452735
2019

Was it 3/11???

We ljterally saved billions....

>>520452223 (OP)
As a former Seattleite, I say with all seriousness you fucked up as much as the US did during WW2

>>520453237
>3/11
Wait a fucking minute...
*schizo noises*
11/3 - November, 3rd.
That's tomorrow!
BY GOD!

>>520453773
Dude were getting predictive programmed again wtf

>>520453773
>That's tomorrow!
Oh
My
God

Ahhhhhhhhhh

10 years later it not only may or may not be producing the whole market could be bananas and you can't grow them

>>520453895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbEtG6wElA

>>520452223 (OP)
epic times

Not letting Seattle get nuked created more lulz

>>520453895
>>520453855
so FF war with China tomorrow?
Let's hope we still have electricity and internet connection for shitposting.

>>520452735
... except they CAN still do it lmao

>>520452223 (OP)
Lots of Happening in Seattle when Red Skull was there.
And many that were stopped with aid of /pol/ yes.

>>520452223 (OP)
I was there, beset, stuffing charged quartz crystals into my arsehole and channeling my power. Anally. To power Stone Cold Steve Austin when he was on top of the tower. He was like the god emperor of man from warhammer 40k but he was using jeets to power his psyker shield. Tom Brady showed up,looked up and said "It's Bradin Time" before turning and farting toward the blast, pushing it away but not enough to stop it entirely. With Stone Cold Steve Austin pushing his shield forward to stop the blast and contain it. My charged quartz crystals almost spent and turned to dust entirely inside my arsehole, I looked up and Tom Cruise showed up and he was in mission impossible attire but flying a helicopter, firing missiles at the blast for some reason, when all of a sudden Chuck Norris took a massive shit, for some reason this empowered the jeets and they began exploding one by one. Stone Cone Steve Austin, unable to channel the power any longer began to fail when Tom Cruise had a special missile that stopped the blast entirely, and he fired it. All the jeets were gone, and cool actors of high status were there to help rebuild.

>>520453773
Well fug then

>>520452223 (OP)
Can I make those :(

>>520452223 (OP)
100% I remember the dollar bills being folded a certain way should the space needed and Seattle on fire

>>520452286
/pol/ fucked up and it was cancelled

>>520452223 (OP)
>prevented Seattle from being nuked?

NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR ENEMY WHEN THEY'RE MAKING A MISTAKE

>>520458018
Can I make those :( :(

>>520453773
Nothing will happen

>>520452330
If you know, you know.

>>520453855
Someone’s gonna nuke Chicago.

>>520452956
What is that ?

>>520452223 (OP)
now we just have kikes, trannies and brown retards on here making shit threads all day

>>520458298
>If you know
>>520458108
>you know.

>>520452223 (OP)
Thank God we did that, otherwise I never would have gotten to see the Mariners win a world series.

>>520452223 (OP)
We prevented LA from getting nuked too.

>>520453773
In fact it is today, somewhere.

>>520459344
That brought much joy to boomers.
>>520459529
I member the Nigger Helicopter extracts.

>>520452223 (OP)
It was such a wild ride. I pondered the orb immensely that night and watching the dot change in real time as we succeeded was intense

>>520460022
The dot is so gay, i'm glad that's over. Everyone was strongly interpreting the dot when it says not to. but that's /pol/ bay bay.