Thread 520476800

You haven't been using Nazi dog whistles, have you /pol/?

What the fuck is this horseshit?

going to start doing it all the time
shut the fuck up bitch

>>520476868
A Nazi dogwhistle

All behavior is white people behavior

No because I'm a mechanic and I don't want to sully Miku or the witches with my greasy hands.

>>520476800 (OP)
I got to work on time, now I'm a Nazi.

>>520476800 (OP)
>not enjoying the feeling of simultaneously warming your hands and cooling off your drink
>because it's white
maybe whites really are superior

>>520476800 (OP)
i didnt get the memo, how is this a dog whistle?

>>520476868
someone giving libshits schizophrenic paranoia by making them constantly triple check every unconscious movement they do.

>>520477190
Ummm, listen sweaty, it just is okay?
It's got Hitler particles

>>520476983
based airplane waifu enjoyer

>>520476800 (OP)
the fuck is wrong with these people

>>520477190
because niggers don't that
they eat bananas instead

>>520477199
I wish, but it doesn't work
For them, it's never about self-control. It's always directed/projected on the outside.

>>520477199
kek if true

>>520476800 (OP)
>warm you hands with hot cup
i agree with her. only women an retards do shit like this. when you're cold the best place for a hot drink is in your stomach, heating your body internally. not slightly warming your extremities while most of the heat escapes.

Did we make that up?

>>520477199
we need more nazi dogwhistle inventions. xitteretards are so stupid you can astroturf them with all sorts of crap. like the report a nazi at the ren fair sign yesterday. make that sign except make the symbols huge and the text a riddle that fucks with their NPC brain, plausible deniability

>>520478205
I dip my balls into the hot coffee for additional body heat.

>>520476800 (OP)
Guys, the article is correct; this is the German over-engineered way of holding a hot beverage.

>>520476983
Ciao! Finnanon

>>520477884
no, I definitely know libshits who are losing their marbles because they felt annoyed by the nog in the back of the bus blasting his nigger mumble rap music on max volume and then they turned around to ask him to tune it down, saw he was black, and felt bad about their racism
the ones who truly believe in this shit absolutely get mindfucked by telling them stuff like that

>>520478394
That's bad for your semen quality

>nazi dogwhistles
flipping a pillow to the cold side
mentally preparing for an argument in advance
sorting candy by taste or color
saving electricity or food
organizing and maintaining your belongings
sorting through mail
dust around pipes
rearranging items in your bag to balance the weight
peeling labels off bottles while thinking
organizing the dishwasher in a specific pattern
saving containers "just in case"
testing pens before deciding which one to use
using bookmarks
checking the alarm multiple times before bed
reorganizing apps on your phone by color or frequency
smelling food before eating it
keeping elaborate bedtime rituals
keeping the TV volume on multiples of 5
retroactively planning conversations you already had
grouping coins by denomination
opening multiple tabs "to read later"
strategic parking spot selection
arranging items by height or size
keeping one "junk drawer" that's somehow organized chaos
walking the perimeter of a room before settling in
saving the best bite for last

>>520478597
This. The children will have adhd

>>520476800 (OP)
Apparently paranoid schizophrenics are hearing dog whistles in their head and feel a need to post about it on twitter.

>>520476800 (OP)
nose rings are a nazi dogwhistle

>>520478682
>keeping the TV volume on multiples of 5
shit. i always do the most random possible numbers when setting the timer on a stove or microwave just to avoid multiples of 5.
does this mean i'm not actually White?

>>520476983
Based Finnish mechanic

>>520476800 (OP)
By what reasoning is this got anything to do with national socialism?

>>520478394
that'll kill your spermatozoa mate.

>>520480228
A white woman on twitter said so

>>520480306
Ok but why?

I WAS CRYING ON A SATURDAY NIGHTTTTT

>>520480348
Stop asking questions
Listen and believe, chud

>>520476888
witnessed
Heil Hitler

>>520478205
My core is gonna be ok.
I make my morning coffee specifically to wake up and to warm my hands while drinking it.

>>520481208
>warm my hands while drinking it.
you live in australia faggot. your hands should never be cold. go to the docs about your shitty circulation before you have DVT.

>>520476868
>>520476800 (OP)
>Tell me you're the adl without telling me your the adl

>>520480348

it's satire

>>520476800 (OP)
Can we come up with even more retarded thing?
>Holding a door for an other person is a nazi dogwhistle

>>520476983
>sully Miku or the witches with my greasy hands.
She would enjoy it.