Thread 520516336

Every millenial is old and thus it's always a settle.
Unc has finally kicked in, and it's IRREVERSIBLE. We're washed, wrinked and it's OVER.

>>520516336 (OP)
Zoomettes flirt with me everyday roastie

>>520516336 (OP)
enjoy it. embrace the unc.
call zoomers 'son' or 'boy' to make them understand they are lesser.

>>520516336 (OP)
>time exists
Yes, but it's not so bad. Millennial women have become chopped, but millennial men are coming up on the most prime SMV years of their life. It's why zoomer females are having sex but not zoomer males. It's not ultra Chad zoomers, it's zaddy millennials cleaning up.

>>520516553
Call them nigger or faggot instead

>>520516336 (OP)
Millennial women are 30+ now

>>520516548
The only thing flirting with you is your chatbot larper

With time we learn to apprieciate things zoomies and so on won't ever have.
Like white street and good vidya.

>>520516336 (OP)
>I'm 28
Do I count as DILF now?

>>520516336 (OP)
Nice bait, not gonna enlist, not gonna take filthy lavatory stacy to settle, and not gonna consume the 80% of your slurp...

Fuck you kike

>>520517397
you're a worthless pos until you hit mid 30s with over a decade of experience in your career, otherwise you'll still be an old worthless pos
you make the most money in your 50s, take that into consideration

>>520517620
True that.
I asked since I'm a hag appreciator (but I don't commit to them, for obvious reasons). However, given my age I don't know if I'm a DILF yet.
Maybe I need to have at least one kid for real to get that title? Haha

>24
>older woman
Not even nips with their "christmas cake" shit are this ridiculous

I'm a Millennial man.
I have some gray hair, but nary a wrinkle.
Millennial women are hopeless.

>>520516336 (OP)
im 33 years old and look younger than some zoomies ive seen. seethe.

>>520516336 (OP)
24 is old now?

>millennial woes
Their youth is gone and their best years are behind them. Their women are withering away, many of whom never even blossomed into motherhood. They have no assets or stake in the economy. They have no social standing and mostly stand alone.
Like an old work animal whose time has come and needs to be put down, like a stray dog who overstayed it's welcome, like an old man who understands so well the point where oblivion takes you forever, it's over for millennials they are finished.

If you were born in the 21st century, I feel sorry for you.

>>520517938
take it from someone who's about to turn 40, you're DILF when the young girls sitting at the table next to you are talking about the latest video game as an attempt to socialize with each other and you realize they are useless trash not worthy to be the mother of your children so you look at them with disdain
unironically they look at me with intrigue and lust in their eyes because i am old enough to believe in taking away their rights and sending them straight back to the kitchen

>>520516754
You have a 95% chance of being correct if you use both

>>520516680
>38 was peak
>gonna turn 40 in 2 weeks and a virgin
there's no copium left for me

>>520516336 (OP)
40-65 is peak male SMV.

>>520521062
You can still be usefull to society and find purpose in slavery (aka shitty job), just pick one which helps others.

>>520521062
You have serious mental problems.
At your age you have zero reason to not just hire a hooker and finish that. I mean, really zero.

>>520521213
>You can still be usefull to society
phew anon im so relieved i won't get to have sex but ill be useful for society. getting the upper end of the deal in the end. imagine all the sex havers who aren't useful for society losers amirght?

>>520516548
>roastie
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>520521328
If you seek entire reason to be into pushing penis into vagina then you're truly lost.
99% of those who fuck literally says it's overrated af and most of them literally states it's like masturbation but onto smth warm or even that it feels better with own damn hand.

It is much better to seek at least mental connection, but the problem lies that women rn are mostly pernamently incapable of acting like walking fleshlights who require attention.

>>520521227
>zero reason
what about raising my co-creators

If you weren’t getting pussy in your 20s you aren’t magically going to start getting it in your 30s

>>520521497
*acting outside being like, but yeah - it was easy to guess.

>>520521062
do you own property? have your retirement planned out?
your life's second half is just about to start, the time between 40 - 60 is very long, mentally it will go by faster than how it felt going from 20 - 40. however, how well your second half plays out is largely influenced by the work you've done in the first half.
if you have had a steady job, built up your career, stayed in shape, put away a decent chunk of money in the market, or in areas where your wealth is set to grow in an upward trajectory, your 40s and 50s will be very peaceful, and you'll notice doors are finally going to open for you. people start to take you seriously. you will come to realize there are a lot of dumb young guys coming up and you might even be given an oppurtunity to start sheparding them. that's when your status will elevate and women will smell that like honey to bees because now you have power.

>>520516336 (OP)
Yeah 27 is old for a foid, always has been a settle, nothing new, it's biology.

>>520521499
>the cope option
Yeah, you have that too.

>>520516336 (OP)
Good. I'm glad we're considered old. No more boomers telling me dumb shit and me being too young and dumb to have a clever retort. No more Xers and boomers calling me "kid" when I'm in my late 20s and early 30s.

>>520521703
Does anybody think Europe can fight Russia?
They're going to go for it sooner than later, I think they will do it soon to shore up Ukraine.

>>520516336 (OP)
No human is old, you can be old in the flesh sure but your spirit lives forever

>>520521062
>>520521227
It's just penis in a vagina. It's seriously not a big deal. Your life will not change in any way when you stick it in. You will still be yourself, the exact same way.

>>520521614
If getting pussy and premarital sex is your main goal rather than seeking God's kingdom you will never be fulfilled

I’m 36. Thinking of flirting with the girl who works at the boba tea shop at the mall.

What’s the worst that could happen?

>>520522056
it's fine to flirt, but never chase
remember, you're old enough now, you should learn to guard your peace like how women in the past guard their virginity

>>520521497
You’re basically telling him to get high and ignore milestones and great things in life. May as well suggest a lobotomy, you tard.

>>520516336 (OP)
Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time

>>520522056
Personally i was always socially crippled by fear of being used and/or riddiculed rather than being rejected. It's not that they say no, it's that they just cut you off for no visible reason with no feedback to improve the method. Then realization that i'm wasting time and each attempt wastes even more kicked in. So I stopped. Fear of another waste became worse than realization of solitude.

>>520522203
What the fuck are you even implying? What if I want a committed relationship with her?

>>520522318
you have a finite amount of attention and time, dont waste it

>>520522259
Milestones? At 38? Penis into vagina? Are you a fucking nigger perhaps?
Time for "milestones" were at 16 to 21, rn it's about middle-life like OWN STUFF an BE ABLE TO DO STUFF.

>>520516336 (OP)
I refuse to die in a war that was initiated with the singular purpose of exterminating Venezuelan citizens and destabilizing South America. No matter how hard you try, I remain vigilant in my defense against tyranny. You will not get me.

>>520522298
take it from two and a half man
> best case scenario she says no, worst case scenario you fall in love and get married, she becomes unhappy then divorces you for half of your stuff
learn to see things from a different lens

>>520521062
That's unfortunate. I'm 38 and currently putting my cock into a 29 year old hottie. She's got nice tits, decent sized ones really. She's beautiful. She's young. I feel alive.

I couldn't imagine not experiencing that.

You need to quit caring so much and go full YOLO. Start pretending with all your might and conviction that you are a Chad. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I promise you if you keep this up for a year and actually talk to girls, you'll get one sucked into your orbit. Woman are whores. If they see a potential Chad, they'll gravitate.

>>520523000
Those were old times, now they takes ALL of your stuff.
Thats why you need good relations with parents and you write everything upon mother's name.

>>520523075
>29
>young

>>520522298
>fear of being used and/or riddiculed
WHO CARES? Jesus Christ, stop caring about what women say and do, they're retarded children. Take initiative to get what you want out of life.

>>520522318
>What if I want a committed relationship with her?
what the fuck would you want something like this for?

>>520522056
Just ask her out, retard.

>>520522495
Those sound like cope distractions like telling someone to go pick up a hobby in the corner and to die quietly.

>>520523075
>29
>young
You should be aiming for that teenage girl who works retail part time.

>>520523566
I plan on it. I’m just wondering why people would be against that.

>>520516336 (OP)
Im 1991 and settled for a woman born 2002. Lol lmao fuck 30+ bitches

>>520521631
You talk like a boomer who got the better end of the Fed money printer. Some of us have been screwed by it each time. Set up for the future? More like crushed for ever.

I just have absolutely no idea whatsoever why I should feel any amount of hostility towards zoomers. They are all good dudes, the girls are less feminist psychos than millenials, they generally play good games, and so forth. Really only annoying thing is they are slightly autistic but who the fuck isn't these days.

I really just feel they deserved a better world to grow up in and start hating the boomers twice as much, now also on their behalf.

a 27 year old is not young lol no matter how much you wanna seethe about it.

>>520516336 (OP)
1998 is Gen Z

OP, you’re old because you can’t take a joke. Make sure you put on your diapers.

>>520524373
i spent all my waking hours in my 20s and 30s working, saving money, putting them in places where they can grow.
what have you done?

>>520516548
>thinks attention seeking is flirting
My millennial friend, you have much to learn about zoomers.

>>520516336 (OP)
Old decrepit Zillennial here. I'm sitting pretty at 28 years old.

>>520524585
I forget when the cut off is. I'm '97. I identify with millennials and X more but that's probably cuz my parents and music.

>>520524909
definitely don't wanna do all of this to end up on the same basket weaving forum of the supposedly dumber and younger stock i spent 20 years not to be a part of.

>>520516336 (OP)
I am a 40y old 3/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body and pretty face who is half my age.
God owes me a beautiful loving white wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.