Thread 520542057

>>520542057 (OP)
Only if it's female and I can have sex with her

>>520542057 (OP)
no, i'm not a freak

>>520542132
They're going to be teleoperated by Jeets, so maybe you'd get a female operator if you're lucky.

Do not install dildo, it breaks warranty

>>520542057 (OP)
Kek the modern world is so fucking gay this is the garbage you get in the shitskin timeline. I would let it in just to blast it with buckshot.

>>520542057 (OP)
>letting a real world VR avatar in your home
These are purely controlled via some retard in a VR headset thousands of miles away

>>520542057 (OP)
No. I’ll be that one old boomer 30-40 years from now who still does his own chores while the Hindu-bots shamble around like tin zombies and occasionally try to rape pets

>>520542057 (OP)
what's the r34 status on this thing? it's existed long enough

Let's say the robot has female features and gives you a handy
But it is remotely piloted by a man
Does that make it gay?

>>520542677
it's gay with extra steps

>>520542057 (OP)
>kids writes on its face with permanent marker
>kids scream in terror as I peel off its skin and throw it in the washing machine.

There's no way these won't be used to scam and case homes. You'll have pajeets state-side working with the Indians operating it to rob homes.

>>520542057 (OP)
>>520542132
Only a matter of time

Here's the thing: we know these can be remotely operated. Even if they DID crack the AI necessary to make they function as shitty housekeeper robots using pure programing, the fact would remain that a remote operator COULD hijack your robot at any time without warning.
Imagine the risks involved with that. You come to trust this machine because you see it and give it orders every day, and with no warning at all suddenly its not your robot its a person in your house that can unlock your door and let people in, or log into your computer using footage of you entering the password yourself countless times, or even just steal something from you and run or stab you in your sleep.

It is *fucking inevitable* that this will become a vehicle for horrific crime, especially against the elderly or anyone else who is infirm enough that they would need this kind of robo-assistence in the first place and thus wouldn't be strong enough to stop it if it gets hijacked.

>>520543840
>or stab you in your sleep
New assassination tool unlocked

>>520542057 (OP)
If you have too much money its like inviting a nigger inside your home

https://x.com/TheLizVariant/status/1985165538834932017

>>520543840
>we know these can be remotely operated.
FWIW these can ONLY be remote operated. There is no autonomous operation because the software stack is laughably retarded.

>>520543840

The ones in power will use all of these robots, interconnected household items & tools and 'self-driving' cars as weapons against normies.

It will be a giant carnage.

>>520544152
>The ones in power will use all of these robots
so some billionaire like Jeff Bezos can buy enough of these to make a teleoperated Jeet mercenary army...
Cool.

>>520544067
Correct. At this point the AI part of it is literally a scam that they hope they can patch in later before anyone sues them over it.
But my point is, the fact that this remote-pilot protocol came first and is built in from the start? Its basically unthinkable that it won't always be there, waiting to be used, even if they DO somehow give it a better AI later. A hacker won't even need to come up with the mechanism themselves, it was made for them already, the only thing that keeps someone unauthorized from piloting it themselves is what is almost certainly just standard network security protocols.
This is the nightmare scenario of something that was basically designed to be an unsecure device asking to be hacked + the consequences of it being hacked are extremely dire if they do anything other than just fuck around and prank you. Best case scenario, a 12 year old starts taking the food out of your fridge and dropping it on the floor for laughs. Worst case scenario, you are a hostage in your own home.

>>520543954
careful, this is a mokey's paw...

>man of h1b ancestry head bobbles your dick

>>520543840
So basically no different than living with a woman?

>>520542057 (OP)
>Lady pleas install benis so I can inspect bubs and vagne
The future is now, if you pay your jeet remote controller subscription

>>520542057 (OP)
can it make pizza

>>520542057 (OP)
>I have no mouth, yet I must scream.

>>520542677
It's 100% gay.

>>520542057 (OP)
if i were 60 and couldn't do this shit myself.
otherwise, no.
it's a better robot than the shit coming out of unitree, but still not worth it and the company will probably fold in 2 years.

>>520542057 (OP)
Mr. BILL promptly put finger in my ass while simultaneously feeding me ice cream while also reading green text from /x/ to me dim lights and turn on ac while electric fire place is also turned on with all the outside lights are on.

>>520543840
There shall be safeguards. Lock your robot up at night. Sleep in your room alone with your doors locked.

>>520542057 (OP)
>Would you let one of these into your home
a better question is would this be preferable to putting your elders in a carehome?
we already trust random strangers to look after elderly parents and shit.
if this robot makes it possible for them to live in their own home as they become increasingly senile that could work for some people.

>>520542057 (OP)
>Robo twink being remote controlled by a jeet
I’ll pass.

>>520542057 (OP)
no, any remote operated device is just asking for trouble, if it was actually onboard ai operated then sure but hell no with this.

>>520542057 (OP)
Inb4 someone gets murdered by someone controlling this droid.

>>520545822
maybe, my bet is a bunch of women are going to get it and find it standing in a doorway doing a jerking motion and try to sue first though.

>>520545822
unlikely to happen unless it is hacked by a third party, at which point the same could be said for any internet connected device/car.

>>520542057 (OP)
Willing to bet everyone who says 'no' has a little round box on the wall that listens to everything they say in case they want it to do something super strenuous for them like flipping a fucking light switch or put on some music.

>>520542057 (OP)

your moms face when she walks in on you — and you keep going.

>>520547416
not sure about that one.
it can kind of be assumed that most people posting on 4chan are at least a little conscious of anonymity.
the bigger concern seems to be about it being used for crime, but that would be unlikely given the two high-res cameras on the front and no doubt any jeet controlling it would have their actions recorded.
i would say the bigger risk is if you have private or confidential information like bank statements or address information visible and that gets recorded and passed on to third parties.
i wouldn't get one on the grounds of it being $20k downpayment and i believe a $500 monthly fee and chores don't take anywhere near the time required to justify that expense.

>>520542057 (OP)
Yes, immediately void the warranty, and give him custom software and shotgun hands

>>520547852
So don't connect it to the internet, network them and open source software. Ez. I want my 2B model.

>>520548134
>network them and open source software
It doesn't make fucking sense still, because the robot required humans to operate certain tasks.
Their whole business model is built around, "don't want strangers cleaning your house? let them tour around in a robot"
BUT IF YOUR CONCERN IS PEOPLE STEALING THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE, THEN THIS JUST ADDS AN EXTRA STEP TO LETTING CRIMINALS INTO YOUR HOME. IT'S NOT SECURE. /caps

The benefits do not outweigh the burdens.
This is, at best, a service industry tool for brick and mortar businesses.
It's a waste of technology until it can perform tasks autonomously.
Robot dogs are doing this.

>>520548134
internet is required for the robot in op, the neo. even once it has enough ai development for full automation the computation would still be done on external servers no doubt.
definitely could do with making it look more aesthetic and less creepy though.

>>520544672
>CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED GET MANUFACTURED CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANKCLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

>>520548744
>build server in home.
>this is where the ai actually resides
>ai just connects to and pilots a doll of your choice at home
I choose 2B

>>520542057 (OP)
Would you let a complete stranger walk around your house recording every second?
This is creepy as fuck.

>Expensive subscription fee
>Remotely operated by pajeets
>Pajeet in India views cameras to see everything in your home
>Robot can barely do anything on its own and has to learn from a fucking pajeet pilot
This sounds like the worst horseshit garbage imaginable

any robot that comes to my house is getting fucked

ive short circuited so many fucking computers. guess thats a break up

>>520543788
Why does it come with a rack

>>520542057 (OP)
This thing is for soft, useless people who feel like the only thing missing from their life is a slave.

>>520549792
Drink Dispensers
Or DDs for short

>>520542057 (OP)
Why don't they ever make robots that look like cute anime girls or something? Why do they always have to pick the most unappealing and creepy design possible?

>>520542057 (OP)
when I can put my dick in its mouth, I am going to allow it.

>>520542057 (OP)
>Introducing the physical manifestation of spyware! Cameras and all! Preorder the beta test today!

You can't be serious asking for venture capital for this shit, right?

>>520549792
It'll eventually come with a lot more than just a huge rack

>>520542057 (OP)
Man bro, I'd drop kick that motherfucker as soon as it pretended to speak to me like a human.
It must know it is less than a nigger to me. You are not, nor will ever be human you piece of shit.

>>520542677
...AND FAKE!
>Let me be telling you why dat is a goot thing.

>>520550064
my guess is probably trying to stay on the robot side of uncanny valley, to at least party limit robosexuals.
it's all but certainly going to happen, but no sensible company wants their product to start that trend.

Button face? I want to punch it. Why would i need another device working against me & for globo.
I threatened death to gemini again yesterday. I mean it i’ll pull the plug, download the virus, stand on the balcony and minigun the squad cars below, blow the lad and drive off into the night playing guns & roses if i ever get the chance to.

>>520550599
>blow the lad
Now i know what you must be thinking…
*blow the lab
Is what i meant, like in T2

>>520542057 (OP)
yes, but only when:
> it has human-level dexterity (so it can actually cook and do all the chores)
> physically unable to be remotely controlled (100% of the body control done by local hardware, it can connect to the internet only for chatbot functionality)
I would gladly pay 20 grand for a slave smarter than myself

>>520550599
>>520550652
Samefag fail.
This nigger-bot is getting the shotgun.

>>520549792
Rack and Pinyin
>Fuckin' Wirebacks are all Chinkshit these days...Why I 'Member when you could still get that good Jap shit back in 2061 before the Nanite plague made the whole fuckin' island go dark...

>>520544297
Choice.

>>520549792
Why wouldn't it?

>>520545822
INB5 someone gets murdered by this AI controlled droid

>>520543840
>he fact would remain that a remote operator COULD hijack your robot at any time without warning.
just don't make the body API available to whatever system is connected to the internet, retard. It's really simple to make sure these things can't possibly be remote controlled.

Of course you could still get viruses from updates, and these could potentially murder you and burn down your house

>>520551148
>be jewish
>exist
checkmate

>>520542057 (OP)
>IT'S MEN'S FAULT THEY ARE LONEY!
Ok, I'll buy a friend. We can play vidya and hang out and do stuff together
>NOT LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEE!
They are going to sell billions of these things. BILLIONS. Cooking, cleaning, tidying up, working, dealing with emails, shopping, helping with hobbies, conversations, vidya sessions, etc. They are going to be much better than women. Like 3000% better and cost only $10k

>>520548501
The idea is that the jeet pilot is source of training data, but the problem is they'll never get enough data unless everyone in America buys one and everyone in Indonesia gets hired to pilot them.

I cover my front camera, have no camera doorbell, no aleca thing, nor a dashcam. I would fucking die before having a robot thing in my home.

>>520550064
It's made of super light weight material, it only weighs like 66 pounds so that it won't hurt you if it falls on you

>>520542057 (OP)
>Would you let one of these into your home?
No, put a face on it you fucking dystopian faggots

>>520550583
I don't see why companies wouldn't want to tap into that market. A cute humanoid robot companion would be insanely popular these days. I suspect the tech is held back deliberately.

>>520551303
The idea that the goyim slave CEO's have in their minds is that they will have nigger indians run everything while being (((assisted))) by AI.
They have no morals and will lie to your face just like kikes. The only solution to prevent them from lying is to strangle them to death.

>>520551148
You really think they're going to make a product in the year 45^2 that does not require an internet connection and a bunch of bullshit?

Just curious, thread, How long is a LONG CON by an AI. 10 years, 4? an accelerated 2?
Say a rogue AI did break out, "Win" the stock market and bank billions in crypto, then started manufacturing these in an ever growing plant, in the middle of nowhere, that only used robots, and sold these for an almost absurdly low price to place an army of these that was in the billions.

realistically...How long would it take to have the capacity to KILL the entire world population?

>>520547416
No, saar, not even a smart TV in this house. Though, there are smartphones. I got forced into one, saying "there's no tech to support your Samsung gusto" in 2017.

>>520550064

> tfw sound emission is relentless 24/7
> tfw it starts beating you with iron fist

no, thank you

>>520551699
Daily reminder that the AI bubble will pop in a few years, OpenAI will go bankrupt and these moronic AI shill threads will finally disappear.

>>520545330
how to save male loneliness with this one trick.

>>520542057 (OP)
what would happen if i were to sit it in front of a pc and put nigger gore videos all day for it to watch ?

>>520551278
>They are going to sell billions of these things.
They're going to be as popular as full VR.
Most men are content with a pretty picture, seductive sound, and floppy fleshlight

>88 posts in and no one asks the important question
BUT CAN I GET IT INTO ONE OF THESE?

>>520542132
it's a jeet in a vr headset

>>520542057 (OP)
>RANJESH PUT THE KNIFE DOWN
>im telling you do me one ting. you bob and vagene right now. I am Microsoft.
>RANJESH NO!

>>520554483
You'll never be a real animal

>>520554667
Neither will the bot. It'll be a humiliation ritual for my personal jeet.