Thread 520560961

Would Serana support Republicans or Democrat?

>>520560961 (OP)
Democrat. She's dead.

>>520560961 (OP)
Harkon wants to safeguard the future of his race while his whore daughter collaborates with a group of foreign races trying to exterminate hers

Safe to say she'd be a liberal

>>520560961 (OP)
>You fight an entire war for this woman, breaking the curse of a demon god and curing her of infinite despair
>"I just don't like you that way"

>>520560961 (OP)
>Democracy? Elections?
>Nigger, I’ve been asleep for a millennium. Who rules the Holy land?
>Oh good, my Tribe finally got it.

>>520560961 (OP)
Why wouldn't Todd let us marry the best girl

>>520560961 (OP)
She'd be a Federalist.

>>520560961 (OP)
I ate spicy food yesterday.
I am now phoneposting and taking a flaming shit.
Poo-poo hurts my anus.
>Inb4 it has nothing to do with this thread
I know, I just thought I would stop lurking and improve this pile of shit thread's quality.

>>520560961 (OP)
>Be Serana
>Always in the way
>Always bitching and snide commends
>Always rejects your authority
>Daddy issues to the max
>Mommy issues to the max
>Kills you and makes you a fucking vampire, because have to meet mommy in the soul carne
>Always picking a fight with everything and everyone.
>Cannot accidently hit the bitch, because she freaks out.
>Cannot leave the bitch - too clingily
>Get you in trouble with the dawnguard frens
>Cannot kill the bitch
I hate that bitch.

>>520561437
>molag bal's sloppy seconds
no thanks

>>520561836
This, must reject demon pussy

Neither because the politics of the US are irrelevant to Skyrim and Vampires.

>>520560961 (OP)
All these years I assumed playing as a vampire would block out the sun, I finally played through it and it didn't, kinda disappointed but neck biting was cool.

>>520560961 (OP)
She's a literal "UGH DAAAAADD GET OUT OF MY ROOM" kind of girl, what do you think?
That being said, she'll do and think whatever you the dragonborn (her owner) tells her to think.

>>520560961 (OP)
>entire family made a deal with a literal demon
>part of that deal was for her father to rape her or something demonic like that
>always defending that deal
>always nagging the player and moralfagging at every opportunity
>cringechungus reddit humour
>cute face and hair and really pretty but had to ruin herself by becoming an actual spawn of the devil parasite
>won't fucking marry me
>probably has HIV so didn't want to anyways
She's just a typical liberal collage bitch

>>520560961 (OP)
Republicans. She comes from a very liberal family and hated her libcuck father for forcing her to fuck a demon as a child.
This is literally cannonical.

>>520561437
What's the best about her? Her behavior is disgustingly repulsive

>>520563082
She sucks blood. She's obviously a jew.

>>520561023
fpbp