Thread 520564805

>>520564805 (OP)
>It's now illegal for Brits to say "Britain deserves to exist"
Grim

that's not fucking true... it can't be that bad

Link? T. Searched.

>>520564805 (OP)
Just revolt already, holy shit.

No way that's real

>>520564805 (OP)
Based!
White elimination is hot.

Fake shit

>>520564805 (OP)
Why hasn't this guy been couped yet? Isn't his popularity at 15%? Why does he get to govern until 2029?

>>520564805 (OP)
Why do britcucks even allow this bullshit to exist, kek

>>520564805 (OP)
>6 figure bongbux fine for posting pepes

lol

nu/pol/ has absolutely zero troll detection skills
Endless fucking September

>>520564805 (OP)
Is meeting the people that would do the job

THE FROG IN THE BLUE SHIRT

>>520564805 (OP)
You deserve it for colonization

>>520564805 (OP)
The fact planet conquerors have been reduced to this is a testament to propaganda and the horrors of being civilized

>>520564805 (OP)
someone is waging war from inside britain against the native british. probably jews because muslims could never coordinate like this

all because you once had an empire and they still seethe

>>520564805 (OP)
You need to throw the enemy out now. Do not wait and do not get dog trained for bad nature.
It's get guns time, U.K.

>>520564805 (OP)
Too obviously fake, even yanks aren't falling for it. Learn to be less obvious.

3/10

>>520564805 (OP)
Is this real?
Holy shit britbongs, wtf?

>>520564805 (OP)
>the frog in the blue shirt
>HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED
I love this fucking timeline so much.

Dumbest board on the internet.

>>520564805 (OP)
Gamers rise up

while believable i will not believe it until i see the source. no source no beleaf

but it would be in character from what we've all come to expect from the orwellian nightmare of modern uk

KIER STARMER IS CLEARLY A PEDOPHILE JUST LOOK AT HIM

>see OP
>immediately try to google it
>get no results
Ok, for once it's not true.

>>520565019
You're the newfag with the serious talk as everyone else has a good laugh ya crusty boomer.

>>520565111
Who cares if it's not true. Brits are cucked beyond belief.

>>520564882
>>520564901
>>520564915
>>520564928
Burger bros you have to do something

>>520564805 (OP)
Fake. Might as well be true, though.

>>520564805 (OP)
>blue shirt
Not me, bruv.

>>520564805 (OP)
No link = fake news

>>520564805 (OP)
the brits are about to find out what happens when the government does not fear the people.
followed quickly by the government finding out why they should fear the people.

>>520564805 (OP)
I went to X bbc news uk and didn't find this post.

>>520565323
HOLY SHIT

>>520565323
*eats 37 cheeseburgers*
That's the best I can do

wonder what frog they are referring to

>>520564805 (OP)
BREAKING NEWS
op is a faggot posting fake articles.
the breaking new is for naming the guy who saved a bunch of people

>>520564882
Perhaps they don't, afterall.

>>520565323
I hope they go pitch forks and torches on kiers anus on live tv
I hope someone broadcasts the angry mob beating him to death

>>520565042
Shut the fuck up you dumb kike
Return to your designated biohazard containment zone.

>>520564805 (OP)
Keir Starmer is too conservative, probably gay from what I’ve seen. I don’t know why you’d live somewhere that you’d be arrested for posting on Facebook, or thinks they can control the internet. They go too far. Like they are trying to create a safe space but they start cracking down on the stupidest shit instead of violent criminals.

>>520565323
This
Burgerland send help!

>>520564805 (OP)
Froggy prison.
The land of the free liberals.
Ahahahahahhahaha
There was no such thing in any dictatorship communist countrty what so ever.
Never.

>>520564928
Fr

You're just gonna let this old man disrespect your entire country like that ?
Find that nigga
It's an island for Christs sakes
He can't hide forever lol
Your police are literally unarmed bozos
Just beat the fuck outta them and if they resist , bash their heads in until you get starmer in a choke hold lol

>>520565333
>Might as well be true
You only think that because of other articles, many of which are also fake, misleading or over exaggerated. You spotted this one since it was so obviously fake but there's many otherd which people should notice are off, but they don't.

>>520564805 (OP)
>frog in the blue shirt
Other frogs are okay then?

>>520565056
>horrors of being civilized
Nah, this is the horror of commie jews.
>in response to the train attack
Nah, this is a response to the response to the train attack. Keira it's making me and more enemies with this shit.

>>520564882
Briranoids must be destroyed!
The revenge of India!

>>520565006

Do you have loicense post frogs with blue shirt?

Holy shit that is bad

>>520565531
Saar

And nothing of value was lost. https://youtu.be/MWHPJ8hO-ZM?si=UqNV5uoke4y80sHl

My grandma was from Cornwall
.
She would say
"Fuck em all and fuck their children , who cares about a bunch of orcs except other orcs "

>>520564805 (OP)
The sad part is I had to check if that wasn't real, that's how bad things are.

>>520564805 (OP)
You got a source on that apart from your arsehole ?

>>520565049
Which one?

Someone walk up on this piece of shit with a blunderbuss or something holy fuck the incompetence

When immigration forces (feds) came here we ran them off they haven't been back since

>>520565796
That's how retarded you are more like.

>>520564805 (OP)
The fuck is going on over there.

>>520564805 (OP)
Our politicians are retarded but you bongs have been taking it to another level for several years now.

>>520564882
It doesn't deserve to exist.

>>520564805 (OP)
Britain deserves to exist.
Kikeish tyrants do not.

>>520565396
The problem is there are too many Brits living in a different time period and don't even understand the level that things are rising to.

>>520564805 (OP)
>>520565323
I honestly can't tell if satire or real.
Some autistic Anon, kindly do the needful and fact check

>>520564805 (OP)
>the frog in the blue shirt

>>520564805 (OP)
lol

>>520564805 (OP)
Consider the following.

A frog but not in the blue shirt. NOT LAW-BREAKING! I hope you uk cucks get literally destroyed.

>>520564805 (OP)
Can we get the frog ban here too? Also a jak ban too please.

fake news thread is the fastest /pol/ thread

crazy how bad this board is

Use the Royals to Arrest Stammer for treason against the crown and nation. If they don't boot the monarchy out.

Live in kafir society they said...

>>520566157
Cope and seethe maga cuck

>>520564805 (OP)
If britbongs don’t accept death and slavery they are extremist radicals that must be put down. Sorry not sorry kid.

>>520566173
>Fake and gay bro. trust me, a meme flaggot

>>520566173
Spastics have zero thinking skills. They see something and believe it because they want to.

>>520565108
THE TIME TO REVOLT IS NOW, FRENS

Finally the frog has been banned in Britain? But don’t worry, everyone we now have a much better alternative: the adorable and cute pink-haired girl

>>520566016
>Britain deserves to exist
Is perhaps the gayest rallying cry I've ever heard. Not because the sentiment is bad but because it is just weak. The sentiment should be "it WILL exist" not "it should exist" etc. It is akin to begging when the tone should be defiance.

Fucking fight back already you pussies

>>520566173
Scary thing is that Bongs have reached the point where this is actually a plausible story. I accepted it at face value straight away.

>>>520566157
>Can we ban

Yes
We can ban you spics and mutts from American citizenship

>>520566239
lol you retard niggers. There's nothing left to talk about. kikes are fucking cooked and we're all just shitposting waiting for the inflection point. Bullshit threads are the closest you get to old 4chan.

Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck faggots. Fuck trannies. Most of all fuck jannies.

>>520564805 (OP)
>helo, cucked department?

>>520566345
I went looking and found equally absurd things on the BBC(UK) page. Literally half of them were articles about india and africa.

>>520564805 (OP)
The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.
There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all.

The Great Reset is inevitable.

>>520564805 (OP)
Holy Fuck England is fucking COOKED.

>>520564805 (OP)
Old meme from 2013. Nothing has changed.

>>520564805 (OP)
>A frog in a blue shirt could get you prison time
Clownworld

>>520565323
The only solution is for you to form a mob and storm parliament with plastic sporks

>>520566315
Seriously lol

They gonna let the government put camera in their homes and bathroom at this point lmao
Like how do you live like in an open air jail like the UK without going fucking insane from all the rules and policies they create out of thin air cause some politician got butthurt or trolled on twitter

I personally think that any politician on Twitter is most likely a fucking idiot and loves attention no matter if it's negative or positive
The queen is dead ffs
Prince Andrew is a confirmed pedophile

Come on dickheads
Do something
If the UK riots and revolts
I promise it won't be long after that American cities look the same
You just got a kick it off and never stop till your demands are met

>we made it illegal to post a picture of a frog in a blue shirt
>Yes we will imprison you for that

>My honest reaction

>>520565864
There are so many

is this one of those weird traps where whether you say Britain does or does not deserve to exist you get in trouble
Good job Winston

Anyone making ridiculous laws like This is a tyrant and needs to be shot in street on live tv

If the UK doesn't revolt by the weekend
Consider your entire county cooked and served like a kids ass at Jimmy saviles house

pass me that shit lammy you quintuple nigger
>*tokes*
>*inhales*
dammmnnnnn... this that authentic bubba kush straight from MI6

>>520564805 (OP)
>frog in blue shirt
Our days of shitposting will soon come to an end anons.

We vill not spread ze dangerous disinformation anymore.
We vill integrate into ze New Society.
We vill cooperate with ze Authority Sentries.
And we VILL cease all our neeting activities indefinitely.

>the Digital Services Act, which will force companies to crack down on hate speech, disinformation and other harmful material on their sites. It took effect on Aug. 25 2023 for the biggest platforms.
It has actually already begun, the censorship has ramped up significantly across all the boards lately. It's over

>>520565049
Hahaha sincerely if this is true then we have made pepe into he who cant be named hahahaha

>>520564901
>>520564915
>>520564928
>>520564987
>>520565056
It's fake you idiots

>>520564805 (OP)
Hope you were stacking drones

>>520565323
uhh im from jolly old England myself mate. Isle of man to be exact

>>520566909
IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND(like the hall of cost).

>>520565019

They stopped us having guns because they like zapping poor blond boys too much. Normally, that kind of behaviour leads to lead poisoning.

>>520565227
this lol. i just spent too much time trying to verify. i forgive op not gonna let this effect the special relationship.

>>520564805 (OP)
Holy shit lol. Its now or never bongs. Stand up or die quietly.

>>520564805 (OP)
whats the frog in the blue shirt? any bongs care to update us on english memes?

>>520565684
>>520565006

The frog in a blue shirt holding the st george floyd cross deserve to exist

>>520565108
that fascist frog is like hecking Voldermort!!

>>520564966
And who would take his place?
Anglos have a talent for finding worse leaders.

>>520567207
dont make them post it...they will be ruined.

you know the frog with the thing ;)

>>520566423
Government exercising long term control was always a boogeyman and, frankly, retarded. The systems of the modern world are way too delicate for it to ever have been a rational fear. Honestly the whole house of cards is laughably delicate. No one even really meaningfully understands the inner workings of it at this point.

It is sensible to fear what they may do in our personal time-frames in the short term however.

>>520564805 (OP)
Fake and gay, but probably true

>>520564805 (OP)
Britain deserves to exist.. but the UK does not. The traitor kingdom must fall for Britannia to be free. Cast the crown into the fire. Germania tried to help you before, this is your fight now. The burgers have their own exorcism to perform.

>>520565323
No. We tried, may times. You guys fucking suck, and I hope you burn in Hell.

anyone got the gif of keir boxing?

>>520565531
Go eat some cowshit you filthy fuck

>>520564805 (OP)
while it is obviously fake, it would also not surprise me in the least if it was true

OP posts screenshots of obviously fake news every day. How new are you retards?

>>520564805 (OP)
>St. Georges cross (basically Englands flag)
>extremist content
come on, too obvious

>>520568367
It's symbolic of the crusades and distresses migrants.

>>520567763
>No one even really meaningfully understands the inner workings of it at this point.
Coping goyim cattle.

>I don't understand it therefore nobody does
You will always be a worthless jewish golem and nothing you say will ever matter, obviously you won't do shit loser.

>>520568629
Lol it is always very revealing when someone begins frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of the (indisputable) fact that the modern house of cards is destined for collapse. It is an eventuality not a possibility.

You can profile a person entirely based on whether they view that eventuality as a good thing or a bad thing.

>>520568367
anon look at the target audience. /pol/ is unironically retarded enough to fall for it and over half of them have

>>520564805 (OP)
Not the heckin frog in the blue shirt!

>>520565006
Why don't you have a flag?

:/

>>520564882
britain continuing to exist is the PMs only real job, all other duties depend on that. he should arrest himself for having his job.

Don't look back in anger, motherfucker!
Or else!

>>520565323
>>520564805 (OP)
OP is a trolling faggot, I checked and its all fake
>>520564901
>>520564944
>>520565047
>>520565053
>>520565094
>>520565470

>>520565075
they should have terrified the jews like we did. the only reason why my country didn't kill them instead of sending them to america was because of a vatican petition.

It's a fair cop, 'guv.

>>520566354
if you ban mutts from american citizenship, america will be empty.

It's funny that people believe this at first glance because how legit insane the UK government is.

>>520565006
oy! you far right extremist! off to the starmer reeducation camp with you!

>>520564882
What's grim? Your post is just *** after "say"

It is England's fault those Englanders got stabbed. Therefore Britain does not deserve to exist.

>>520564805 (OP)
In all seriousness
Why don't of you all drone strike this fool?

i love the frog HE IS FUNNY

Just get a loincense for wrong thinking my lads.

>>520566376
https://youtu.be/xhe9kRCySxM

>>520564882
5 years jail for saying it only a slap on the wrist for murder. seems cheaper penalty wise to just shoot starmer

>frog in blue shirt
>5 years

what level of tyranny is this?

>>520571111
Checked, and based fren

>>520564805 (OP)
Lol
Slaves in your own country. You're less than a decade from native brit girls being legally required to get knocked up by invading shitskins, and the men to be castrated.
But I'm sure vooting will fix it lol.

>>520564944
It's not. UK isn't Russia.

>>520570879
I am absolutely surprised no one has copycatted the Ukrainian war fiber optic drones. Fiber drone + IED seems to be something that can't be defended against at all, but no one has used one yet.

Is it just a side effect of terrorists being impulsive retards, and people who could figure it out, aren't prone to violent outbursts?

>Just shoot him in his fucking head
Drrrrrrrrrr
Reeeeee
Faggots

>>520565042
to be fair, this is a likely reaction in bongland because they are that fucked up

Let this be a lesson.

>>520566909
>>520569641
>what is satire

>>520564805 (OP)
>the frog in the blue shirt.
Wut

Did the UK just up my Pepe portfolio value

>>520571819
this isn't /satire/
why are the jennies refusing to delete these threads

Internet access should only be granted to anyone over 105 IQ.

Anyone with less, should rot in their living room seething about their banned X and Facebook account with 2k zogbbots and retards

>it's fake
4chan can't be banned in the UK fast enough

>>520564805 (OP)
SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT- wait the frog in a blue shirt?

>>520566909
for now, at least.

here is you St Jalaluddin's crescent goy. now back to work. inshallah.

>>520564901
>it can't be that bad

unfortunately, it's true

>>520564805 (OP)
No link. Fake.

>>520564805 (OP)

Is that fascism?

Also what’s this?
>frog in the blue shirt

>>520564805 (OP)
>Or the frog in the blue shirt

This Pepe hate will not stand.

>>520569706
and now your country is poor.

>>520564805 (OP)
fake and gay. retards post this sort of shit every couple days

>>520564805 (OP)
Brits you fags need your own French Revolution

>>520565019
>at least France put up a fight

>>520564805 (OP)
I don't want "breaking" no more. I want "mending" instead.

>>520564805 (OP)
Fake and gay agitprop

>immigrants that politicians forced on you are kill you
>make it illegal to say your country deserves to exist
why do we tolerate these servants of satan?

>>520565042
> Hurr durr... saar, nu/pol/ saar!
> Saar! I make /pol/ civil war by using fake wokie term, saar!
> I do divide & conquer, saar
>::head bobbling::

This shit didn't work in late 2016/early 2017 when it began. It didn't work by jan 2021. It hasn't worked since it restarted in nov 2024. Why are shills so retarded, to keep attempting a failed forced shill agenda?

>>520565323
>Burger bros you have to do something
How, aren't we all obese uncultured mutts to you bongs?
Go fuck yourself, I hope your daughter gets raped by pakis and you get 5 to 10 for complaining.

>>520565323
Sauron's forces have overrun our cities.
We're on the precipice of exodus.
Headed north to Mirkwood

>>520564805 (OP)
Is this real?
You cant post the flag of your country?

>>520564882
>its okay to be white

Its why ive said the its okay to be white campaign is done. Mission accomplished. The whole point was to get leftists to say "its not okay to be white" which they now say constantly

Jerb well done lads

>>520564805 (OP)
...good.

>>520564805 (OP)
> Pepe is literally illegal in the UK
> a meme
> literally protected as freedom of artistic expression
I don't think even Germany would go to that length. And I don't think this government understands the Streisand effect (picrel)

I mean, in 2025 I learned that I can be fined up to 10.000 Euros for killing a wasp in Austria, nothing surprises me anymore.
Its not even about how these laws are in practice. its the bizarre legal framework thats concerning.

Can somebody cut out this
>>520576534
pepe and stick him on this picture?
>>520564805 (OP)

That'd be kinda hilarious

>>520564805 (OP)
Fake but will probably be true soon

>>520576797
Uhh it's already true to a major degree, people are goin to prison ova nawsty tweetf innit

>>520564805 (OP)
>the frog in the blue shirt

>>520564805 (OP)
kek funny headline

>>520564805 (OP)
OH HOW THE CROWN HAS FALLEN AND SHATTERED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES! RIP UK

WTF is going on with the UK? It's like the last 25 years they're sliding into insano world. How the fuck is this possible?

Most importantly, why the fuck are the British people allowing this to happen?

>>520576640
>can be fined up to 10.000 Euros for killing a wasp in Austria
that's shocking
I'm pretty sure here they pay nigs to kill WASPs

>>520564805 (OP)
>it's illegal to say "Britain deserves to exist" in Britain
The English are entirely unserious people. A nation of herbivores.

>>520564805 (OP)
Because /pol/tards are actually retarded and won't look any further than a clearly edited screenshot, here's the real one:
https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1985663444524155195

>>520565323
Bruh... At first I lol'd, but than a bad feeling hit my stomach. Real britbongs need to pay him a visit... He has an address, you know? But they will do fuckin' nothing

>>520565323
Start sharpening sticks and long pieces of metal, and then stab your way to Keir, you might even be able to find some guns on the way.
You have to take the initiative here, Britanons; your government is obviously hellbent on killing you so start killing them first. Do it in a big group, they are plenty of people who will join with you.

>>520570785
Stop posting here retard

>>520564805 (OP)
>frog in a blue shirt
absolute anglo humiliation ritual

>>520565042
Nu/pol/ was much better than this
This is ju/pol/ where it’s always September because October 7th was not okay…

>>520575471
Hold your ground corporal or you will be surely quartered

>>520564805 (OP)

WE VILL IMPRISON YOU FOR POSTING PEPE ONLINE 4C_UCKS !!!

>>520566909
Mass immigration and rage gangs are real, which is plenty of reason to give Keir the Gaddafi treatment.

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FROG IN A BLUE SHIRT?

>>520564805 (OP)
>>520564915
Fake and gay.

THE FROG IN THE BLUE SHIRT
how about a suit?

>>520564805 (OP)
I hate frogposters, but what is this supposed to accomplish when Britain still lets Pakis run roughshod over it? They do know Muslims are right wing as a rule, right?

>>520564805 (OP)
Lawl! Why do you people do this to yourselves?? Stop voting for these fucks!

>>520564805 (OP)
Don't give the cunt ideas please.

>>520564901
Its fake...but pic related is not.

>>520564805 (OP)
kill yourself

>>520578906
Irony is no one did for legitimate reasons, it was literally just "anyone but the Tories" and thats the sole reason people did it, funny thing is the Tories were actually right about Labours intentions and no one listened. They won less than 19% of national vote, less overal votes than previous election with Corbyn but FPTP and low turnout means they got a "landslide", no one likes them and they're officially finished in about 20 days time when they raise income tax.

Now polls are showing Reform would have total majority with over 36% of national vote and 447 seats out of 650, if it was held today.

The establishment are panicking and there is talk that the Uni-party(all the main parties) will work together to prevent Farage getting in via tactical voting and pacts and are desperately clinging on trying not to be forced into an early election before August 2029. The idea of Trump and Farage being in office at the same time is a nightmare for them. Farage believes we'll have a GE by 2027.

They're not scared of him as he's a civic nationalist liberal, they're scared of someone rising up after him and actually being a genuine nationalist with a militant and revanchist mindset using Reform as the springboard for a genuine British Hitler(based).

>>520564805 (OP)
>>520564882
So this isn't a joke? What's the original tweet, surely this is just a hilarious 4chang edit right?

>>520564805 (OP)
Feels bad man.

>>520578961
Do you have a licensed LOICENSE for that herd mentality?

>>520564805 (OP)

the sad thing about this post is that I can't tell if it is just a troll or a troll that is unironically foreshadowing what is to come.
I keep telling you bongfags, when you've finally had enough, America stands ready to liberate the independent nations of Britain, Ireland, and Scotland.

#FREEUK

>>520571511
elbows up brother leaf

>>520578525
If we don't keep moving we'll be surrounded by Orc

>>520568345
to give /pol/ some credit, i assume many of them know it could be fake (it is) but want to respond to this thread as if it was real anyways because it's more fun or they want to say something on the topic. i know i do that sometimes.

or they're bots

or they're fucking retarded

or we have more boomers here than we thought

>>520566423
>FBI bot keeps posting their anathema post

lmao

damn, now I can only post my shirtless pepes...

fake tweet
gay thread