Thread 520579534

>BBC’s bias ‘pushed Hamas lies around the world’
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/04/bbc-arabic-bias-pushed-hamas-lies/
>Reeves' pre-Budget speech fails to rule out tax rises
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8g6kdgzelo
>‘Big Short’ trader makes $1bn bet against AI boom
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/11/04/big-short-trader-makes-1bn-bet-against-ai-boom/
>Knifeman on the run after woman stabbed in north London park
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/04/knifeman-on-run-after-woman-stabbed-north-london-park/
>Married father-of-two who sexually assaulted 12-year-old girl on British Airways flight to Heathrow claimed he had mistaken her for his wife
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15257015/Married-father-sexually-assaulted-girl-British-Airways-flight-Heathrow.html

>>520579534 (OP)
Quality bake.
A rate thing of late.

>>520579534 (OP)
>lest we forget
isnt that the most cringe little saying ever devised
does anyone else cringe when they read that

>>520579534 (OP)
>Married father-of-two who sexually assaulted 12-year-old girl on British Airways flight to Heathrow claimed he had mistaken her for his wife
so how old was the wife?

Chaddington bear hates wogs and bames

>>520579699
You hate British tradition?
Dulce et Decorum est

>>520579653

all that and a wet bar?

The stabbings will continue until morale improves

I do not care for remembrance day.

>>520579784
>You hate British tradition?
i hate shit that people do or say when they dont really believe or understand what theyre doing or saying

>>520579653
looks like she found one too many dinner plans

>>520579877
Kind of ironic given your statement.

>>520579662
I've never seen a budget get so much hype

>>520579534 (OP)
lets we forget the cattle that fought your kike wars

>>520579960
just say youre offended and move on faggot
theres no moral high ground to take here
shove your full stop up your cunt aswell

>>520580036
I'm offended and move on faggot

>>520579699
You can imagine the finger wagging.

reading brit/pol/ in my excellent nappy

>>520579534 (OP)
>Gather one, gather all! It's fast approaching that time of year where we celebrate sacrificing our best and empire for the Jews!
Yeah not feeling it for some reason

OG Paddington fan here. In one story Paddington puts a pound note in the bank and goes to get it back again, and they give him a different note. He finds this highly suspicious, so do I.

>>520579995
Me neither. It's been anticipated for months in advance.

>>520579960
People today. Not an ounce of poetry in their soul.

>>520580065
10/10
A++ response
top tier aussie shitposting

the bantz, if you will

speaking words of wisdom,
Free Letby oooo

>>520579891
based

>>520580129
OH GOD HE'S GOT A GUN

>>520580218
She'll be freed before Christmas or Starmer is a great big poofta.

>>520580218
juicy lucy will be massive by now
apparently she's got a big sack that she stuffs full of Maltesers and shit food

More like best we forget innit

>>520579653
that rack of liquor
nope

>>520579653
She's a big lass.

>>520580193
oh bby if only u knew

bit of a happening yesterday: farage held a speech in london and in it he signalled the use of 'stable coins' and cryptocurrency, and that the bank of england were behind the times
so digital ID is gonna go through with Labour then following right behind it will be CBDC under Reform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObXVj2QIyOA&t=2212 (timestamp 13:13)
the bank of england is already drawing up plans for the digital pound - https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/the-digital-pound
preaching to the choir but Reform is controlled opposition - it's the jewish agenda all the way down

>>520580328
right

>>520579828
*until the niggers are lynched

>>520580383
I'm gonna be really surprised when I meet a canadian in real life and they aren't actually as retarded as people on 4chan make them seem

>>520579748
Why does Paddington sound English if he's from fuckimg Peru? There are 3rd generation immigrants that still sound like they belong in the Savannah.

>>520580513
He's not real, mate

>>520580513
he's a talking bear mate

>>520580129
A small lesson that there is no vault for your money because cash isn't real.

>>520580474
I've known two in my lifetime, one was a pajeet called neville and he was actually a proper good lad but retarded,, albeit in a wholesome way. was also porn addicted and I had to tell him off on mic a lot to stop wanking

other one was called kevin and he was a boomer who lived with his parents still who ran a shop in their small town and planned on writing to ben shapiro to help him get political asylum from canada to yanksville because of something that was happening in canada with trudeau that had him absolutely seething

>>520580603
>>520580608
Ruins the immersion

I liked the one where paddington gets digi on cocaine rents out a scooter and hires a prostitute, he kills her and then stages a crash to get off the murder charge

>>520580660
The long lost book
>Paddington Ends the Fed

>>520580474
There's no such thing as a Canadian in real life dickhead it's just a nationality 4chan made up for scaring Americans and for Australians to use to hide behind to give their actual opinions.

>>520580513
No cunt speaks peruvian

>>520580269
quick n dirty

i wave my arse inna air

i wave my arse inna air

where's jockmong

>>520580839
that's literally what the thumbnail looked like to me
paddington PACKING

he ain't getting stabbed by no BAMEs on any trains today

I AM THE ANKLE BITER

ANKLE BITER MAXXXING

GRAB EM

Why's it always a gay sounding Balkan type who always ruins online games?

>>520580925
He doesn't have opposable thumbs though - awkward to pin this one on him

>>520580839
Filtered.

>>520581040
was ur game

balkanized

>>520581040
>south american joins the lobby
>says nothing for the entire match
>just background noise of various forest / jungle animals, pet dogs, crying children and women yammering in spicspeak and the fan he has on full blast right next to him

>>520581074
Please baby no... I can change..don't throw us away!

>>520581053
>firefox

Getting hyped for Christmas an millenniyule

>>520581143
It was always fucking brazilians shitting up the server when I played bf Vietnam back in the day

>ja ja ja ja ja ja

>>520581210
Why what do you use? Chrome/brave? Safari?

Firefox works, and the adblocker is top balls. Sell me on your browser

HUE!!!!!!

you can tell tommy is an absolute mess in his head, bless him

https://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1985742751334306018

>>520581248
kek I used to be in a clan on warframe called neckbeard and it was basically just malaysians, that canadian jeet and a few other random people from SEA, they were chill as fuck and would piss when you called them yellow niggers

>>520579995
>>520580156
it's going to be levels of gaping never before seen that's why

country is broke, literally loose change down the back of the sofa time - whatever she comes out with won't be enough and will tank the economy either way because they won't cut spending

>>520581380
TAKE THAT PERUVIAN SHIT ELSEWHERE

>>520581421
That man is on cocaine

>>520581514
I do actually love him no homo

>>520581368
Wait are you the guy that was using opera last night and an anon made fun of you? Did you actually change your browser based on that? Kek!

Anyone else unironically hoping a major economic fuckup will get darkies to fuck off? Despite the larping from shitlibs about how they're just as British as you and I, they actually have no loyalty, no real roots, they could easily fuck off if shit becomes too hard. If you know any darkies irl, tell them how great and opening Canada is.

My sister is having a go at me for buying a car worth £18,000 on finance and shes in £30,000 debt because of uni. I have a stable good paying job and she doesn't.

>>520581568
Don't like 'im. Cozying up to rikki "8 million jew" doolan

>>520581782
ram her

>>520581870
kek

>>520581848
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/3/23/gold-mafia-godmen-conmen-president-niece

>>520581782
If it's student loans it's a meme debt that works more like a tax, the same can't be said for your car. Seems like quite a lot for a car t b h but if you're sensible it won't fuck you over.

its cauldron's world
we're just living in it

>>520581638
>Anyone else unironically hoping a major economic fuckup will get darkies to fuck off?
It can't get bad enough. Look at how they live in their homeland, you'd have to make it worse than there, do you know if that's even physically possible?

>>520581782
hybrid?

>>520581958
I filter him.

>>520581958
Top movie quotes
>I'll call you a hearse. This one's for cauldy

>>520582028
>you'd have to make it worse than there
Not worse than their home country, just worse than other western countries where they could go instead. Let it be their problem for once.

>>520582071
how is he violence postingn all day yesterday and not banned

>>520582071
filtered.

>>520582096
>I'll call you a hearse.
and I'll call you a bus, you fat cunt

>>520582028
Bradfords looking rough these days.

>>520582142
He was probably just drunk

>>520582096
>>520582175
Shut up you pair of Starmers

>>520582096
>>520582175
kek

>>520582030
Mercedes A45 AMG (40,000 miles)

>>520582202
cool legal excuse
i see women use it aloof

>>520582028
We need to start shitting on the streets pronto

>>520581638
>tell them how great and opening Canada is
If you're going to do this, do us a favour and tell them to go to Toronto.

>>520582127
Some will just stay here no matter how bad it gets economically.

>>520582142
violence posting?

>>520582142
I haven't been reading his posts so I couldn't tell you

Gonna have fish n chippies for dindins lads.
Then I'll walk to sainos. Buy some bread.

>>520582028
The unlimited freebies act as a massive incentive, once they're gone then we're not really any more attractive than any other European country.

>>520581937
Won't that harm her chances of getting a mortgage in the future or a car? Never understood why people go for meme degrees if its not related to teaching or a science

>>520582175
just noticed hearse is spelled 'he arse'

>>520582303
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you.

>>520582303
Yeah, a mouldy council house in Preston is practically palatial compared to even some upper-quartile areas of India

>>520582298
Trying to out tramp jeets and pakis is a lose lose situation.

just realised
>no b*gdan
>no csam spam
>no paki poster
>no seethe
kek

>They sit no more at familiar tables of home

Home

>>520582028
This is what so many fail to understand when they say "just cut their benefits and they'll leave". They come from slums. They're animals, they don't care where they live.
The only thing that could drive them out is the weather. Which, sadly, is so mild now.

>>520582492
just tired of your bullshit and wish you would fuck off tbqh

https://youtu.be/igzds_zEsFE?list=RDigzds_zEsFE&t=82

paper paper paper nobhead nobhead nobhead

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>A 14-year-old British boy who took his parents to court after they sent him to boarding school in Africa must remain there until at least the end of his GCSEs, a High Court judge has ruled.
>The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken to Ghana in March 2024 after being told he was visiting a sick relative.
>In fact, his parents wanted him to move there after concerns about his behaviour in London, including absences from school, having unexplained money and carrying a knife, court papers said. The boy denies being part of a gang or carrying a weapon.
>A judge ruled on Monday the boy should remain in Ghana and prepare to return after completing the equivalent of GCSEs.
>After saying he was unhappy and homesick in Ghana, the boy found publicly funded lawyers and brought a case against his parents to the High Court in London, in February.
>He lost his first bid to return when a High Court judge ruled he was at risk of suffering greater harm in returning to the UK.
TL;DR - Ghana is safer than London.

>>520582788
>the boy found publicly funded lawyers

>>520582788
>Fresh prince of Ghana

>>520582788
lol london refugee

>>520582788
> returns to London after exams

You missed that bit, fkn sensationalist

>>520582901
haha good one lad

London isnt that bad

>>520582901
kek

>>520582788
>his parents wanted him to move there after concerns about his behaviour in London, including absences from school, having unexplained money and carrying a knife
based parents

still thinking about this

>>520582788
what the fuuuuuuck they ruled against him?
that's messed up

>>520580387
> preaching to the choir but Reform is controlled opposition

Correct. Only the Conservatives are offering a credible opposition to Labour. That is why Reform will never win a General Election.

The British public have always voted according to class. Middle England is relatively well-educated and successful, so will naturally vote for the Conservative Party. Only feckless wagies who blame immigration for their own failings will vote Reform. Thankfully, there aren’t enough of them for their voices to hold any meaningful sway in British politics or the media. I am confident that common sense will prevail and that the Conservatives will be able to put together a sensible, economic case for increased immigration over the next four years. It is imperative that they take back control of the narrative on this issue to save us from another five years of Labour socialism.

Think my paki just-eat driver got ran over wtf am I supposed to eat now

>>520583130
think they should all die and I should be crowned as grand dictator of Britain desu

>>520583076
>gormless looking White foid (possibly a troon) utterly oblivious to what is wrong with the world, trying to teach the future darkies
The country in a nutshell

>>520583134
just scrape some shit out of your u bend, cheaper and healthier than takeaway muck

>>520583244
it's a problem all over the west

>>520583271
i ordered vegan food

wish i could go back to 2009 and watch the reel of snowboarding in fat face

>>520583134
that sludge under the sink

>>520583349
why not both

>>520583349
if i went back to 2009 i'd mine some btc on my toaster and become a bloody billionaire

>>520583485
https://youtu.be/6b4AnasNvg0?t=38

>>520583335
Ubend scrapings would be more nutritious too

>>520583485
https://files.catbox.moe/0qpo7g.mp4

>>520583485
back then £100 would get you 10,000btc

>>520583335
BUT IF YOU DIG ON VEGAN FOOD
COME ON OVER TO MY WORK
I'LL HAVE THEM COOK YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY
LOVE

CUZ I LIKE U
CUZ I LIKE U
AND I'M FEELING SO BOHEMIAN LIKE U

Wish somebody warned me about The Spectator magazine. £1 for three months and I still want my money back somehow. Pretentious wank articles and moaning about trivial things like self-service checkouts and the current state of Radio 4. Not to mention the fact every article ever written has to mention Israel at least once like its company rule or some kind of in-joke but everybody takes it seriously

there's nothing attractive about addiction

>>520583649
sad
find better frirnds

>>520583684
Fucking lightbulb heads

>>520583649
Filtered.

>>520583588
thanks for reminding me of that gay anthem

WTF my just-eat driver was Polish!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?

>>520583646
>he PAID for jewish journalism

>>520583738
doo-doo-doo-oo-ooo

>>520583749
Epic??? Based?!!?!?!?

>>520583646
Use the archive site retard

>>520583684
Why would anyone want to find him?

If my dad tried to kick me out I would've kicked his arse

>>520583684
>17
Is he, though? Really?

england and what

>>520583503
Who is this demon?

>>520583849
17 in wog years

>>520583784
lyrics are literally a guy chatting up another guy

>>520583850
Ayo blocko
How you doing la?

>>520583749
I had a carvery delivered by a nice big englishwoman once. Made the food taste much better. Friendly lady, too.

>>520583684
Just grab a new one - there's loads of em

chavs walking past my house talking aggressively on the phone again
be nice
#benice

>>520583877
and you should go tell that to every open mic night cover band ever

>>520583971
>chavs
Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

>>520583134
>ID: SYSCO

>>520583221
The best outcome for the country is a Jenrick-led Conservative Party. He’ll take enough right-leaning votes from Reform to render them a spent political force and will have built up enough political capital after four years of campaigning to pivot left on immigration once in office.

>>520581465

This.

Reeves has signalled today, to the markets, that she WILL stick to fiscal rules. We also know that she will not do any immediate cuts (there will be some cuts but she will dribble them out over coming years), which means she is going to fuck the workers up the arsehole with a big tax stick.

The government thinks "growth" is growth in government spending, they do not anticipate or understand that growth comes form a growing economy. So this is a sort of acceptance of the death spiral now.

Thank god for gold (the pound is going to tank).
Thank god for bitcoin, you can transmit it out of the country in an instant.
Thank god I've got a visa for some non-shithole country.

>>520579534 (OP)
right, what do we actually fucking do?
like how can we stop the immigrants? get rid of the muslims? make the changes we want? things are getting too bad.

>>520584019
Oh bore off

15 year old boy stabbed in the head in NW London last night. No arrests made, no description of suspects. Despite the attack the boy is alive

This is a nasty, dark little room.
We are not happy in it.

>>520584160
I’m simply telling you the likely future.

Is this the end?

>>520584105
Post sex larps on britpol

>>520579534 (OP)

Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government says

>Viewing and sharing this kind of material online is not only deeply distressing

Hope you dont see any choking porn anon, you are going to prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyk3qzq7k7o

>>520584105
can't do noffink
when i was 18 i used to put cardboard around old mens nobs and wipe their arses

>>520579828
This was 6 miles from Kensal Green where a 15 year old was stabbed in the head.

>>520579848
I sometimes wonder if any of the veterans hate Germans.
You always see those videos about them embracing one another, as if they were never trying to kill one another.
My only grandfather who talked about the war went to India and Indonesia. He never told me what he thought of the Japanese but the traps they laid were sickening.

>>520580513
Because he was made by an English author who had never been abroad and his lineage all probably came from the same square mile he lived in.
And because bears don't speak Peruvian.

>>520583847
>rotating 12a across am & noc
fuck no

>>520584019
sounds gay

>>520583858
Some swiss vegan politician

>>520584311
oh for fucksake

by the end of my lifetime like all of my favourite types of porn are going to be illegal
I'm gonna have to apply for political asylum in romania, gonna become friends with andrew tate and everybody will hate me even more than they already do
fuck my actual life

you'd have to be a proper retard to still think anybody in the conservative party can save us. Either a retard or a shill. Anybody with more than one braincell understands that MPs who were centrist cameronites 10 years ago and are suddenly being all based and redpilled is a cynical careerist ploy and not serious at all.

>>520579699
no
https://youtu.be/IbStQRcH1jo?si=-Q_-Jp5S_XpbC-Bf

bit of DIY

>>520584461
mate how horny do you have to be to be sad about chokey porn being illegal

>>520583649
The rehab didn't take then?

>>520584311
I figured that would've been included in the last round of banned sex acts

>>520584498
decent cuck chair

Everyone says Paddington 2 is a good film. I've only seen Paddington in Peru, half watching like

>>520584490

Havent heard any Bolt Thrower in about 30 years. Thanks Fritz.

>>520584498
slick

>>520584556
my guy you can't even produce porn with anal in this country
I don't think you quite understand how this harms our homegrown porn industry

>>520584461
don't worry, just put on a vpn to get into ashemaletube.

>>520584632
just stick to high quality jav

>>520584586

lol wat!?

>>520584337
My hobby was smoking weed but it takes all sorts

by the end of this century, the only porn legal to produce here will be
>[woman reveals ankle]
>[she giggles]

>>520584625
yh i thought so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwf8Yrpce-I&t

>>520584784

Are you quare?

>>520584765
Pseud

>>520584753
Will it? Music videos and stage performances are moving in the direction of having the singer fucked live on stage.
Maybe porn will be communal. Hardcore visible everywhere, but if you're caught masturbated then you go to the gas chamber.

>>520584899
Probably not

Josh still a retarded low IQ paedophile with no mates? dunno tbf don't really post here anymore.
Hope the little faggot dies this year.

>>520584765
awwwww thats so kewl

>>520582396
Because of Brexit we'll always get massive numbers from now on (if you voted for Brexit you knew this). Turned down by the EU, the UK gives everyone second chance.

>>520584311
They should start arresting women if they like being choked

>>520584924
hive mind needs to die

>>520579891
james murray is someone even more of a weed than weedy wes
what a little gimp

>>520584924
>Hardcore visible everywhere, but if you're caught masturbated then you go to the gas chamber.
yeah
that's "quintessentially british" enough

I dunno what I did in my past life to have been born here but let me tell you me and God are gonna have a real big talk about it at the end of it, fucking hell
what was the point

>>520583710
Just wait until it's dark and they'll spot him

>>520584753
Don't be silly. Porn is the biggest weapon of the kikes, they won't ban it. The recent actions are just reactionary to give the impression something is being done because some dumb foid who had a choking fetish died. It's completely ineffective anyway and they know this, just like how the online ID thing was ineffective in stopping porn, because it was never about stopping porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESjPc7I5h_Q&li

literally feels like you're back there

>>520584765
Why have you got poppers scattered everywhere

>>520584620
you are very welcome nigel
https://youtu.be/8vNjMOuO_fI?si=EWgDrf05YOSb4kAq
>At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

>>520585058
>james murray is someone even more of a weed than weedy wes
that should have said SOMEHOW

If we didn't go to war with Germany in ww2 we would've gone to war with America eventually

bros......

>>520585257
America is superior

>>520585257
enoch powell was one of the few politicians to recognise america as an enemy

Imagine waking up as josh and your entire life being this thread, what a miserable subhuman lol.

>>520584587
seen better
anyway jamrock flag gone gonna find a naval scape with a rich blue that complements the "wilco dark egg blue" residual stock.
like the cringey noughties indypop tune about nips tho

p.s interesting new captcha

>>520585283
Not really. We would have got nukes before them.

>>520585404
damn you've done a good job of turning your shit little hovel into something nice

>>520585257
If US didn't join the war, can't imagine USSR would have held out as long as they did either. Not sure exactly what the turning point was, attacking deep into Russia didn't work out well for Napoleon either.

>>520585257
Not by the 1930s, they'd already got the best of us economically and politically in the aftermath of the First World War. But if we hadn't intervened in 1914, then we would have had to fight America for naval dominance in the Pacific

>>520585404
The existential dread room

>>520585283
Not back then, we could've taken on America but Germany weakened us enough and they leapfrogged us

>>520585154
the exclamation mark means "gay"

Gonna get a pizza.
Was thinking cheddar and bacon

I was off 4chan for a year but now I'm back on my shit, brinnies

>>520579534 (OP)
>Big Short’ trader makes $1bn bet against AI boom
he is against Palantir and NVIDIA but for Pfizer and Halliburton. i wonder why he is for halliburton and pfizer?

>>520585589
sophie turner is on her divorced wine aunt arc

>>520585528
just had a pepperoni, jalepeno, onion & cheese pizza.

>>520585449
ask lingling

>>520585504
No, America was superior even then

>>520584924
I am also confused about music videos.

>>520585528
So your first post is about josh blogging then immediately make a blog post?

>>520584090

>Thank god I've got a visa for some non-shithole country

Dirty migrant

>>520585711
We would have won in Vietnam.

>>520585742
why does my cat look like she has drawfism?

>>520585257
With our new German allies as we try to purge the world of the
>checks notes
Freemasons?

information bubble taken up with big floppa these days

>>520579673
why are the frames slopped

>the paki is back
this should be fun

Tax hike soon, lads. just think of the number of new boatniggers the public will be able to support.

I'm not sure

>>520586127
me fookin bennies better go up

>>520585110
always hated those dogshit rundown parties

>>520579848
the old folk are voting for the deportations
the ones that don't are lifelong labour voters because they haven't realized mainstream parties are pozzed

>>520586080
struggled with the daily recitals at 4am today honestly

>>520584090
More income tax
More NI payments
More council tax
More VAT
More product-specific taxation (alcohol etc.)
More road tax
More inheritance tax
Incoming exit tax.
Things are going to get very grim very quickly.

>>520585078
Baroness Bertin (David Cameron's former PR officer) has this weird committee called the Anti-Pornography Task Force that get together regularly to discuss what will be banned next.

It seems to be mainly made up of lesbian and feminist campaign groups, gender experts and critical race scholars. They say what they don't like and then it gets banned. The Online Safety Act allows the government to do this without any further democratic vote.

Bertin's fundamental belief is she wants the internet to be regulated like Britain in 80s. >"Whatever is illegal offline should be illegal online – that is not a freedom of expression issue, that is just plain common sense.”

Ultimately this will include portrayals of penetration etc. which are deeply offensive and heteronormative.

I wonder why I'm over 30 and I've never had a gf

Something must have gone really wrong

>>520585036
There's probably a timeline where you could push it to that.

>>520586201
>the old folk are voting for the deportations
Of the boatwogs sure. All it takes is for one lefty to call them a nazi and they fall in line again.

>>520586308
even i managed. poor show anon

hold up
Cauldron and Blocko have a grudge?
how kitsch

>>520586194
they were goated, you end up flirting with your classmates older sister, massaging your crush and sleeping top and tail with some random ginger girl

>>520586233
don't care

>>520586308
yeah I mean I'm a total fuck-up and I've had at least three and a half

>>520586331
old people usually don't give a shit anymore and won't fall back in line
that said, they're also usually not out and about and convincing anyone either

>>520586375
I loved blocko when i learned he'd hit 1/2/3/4 at the gym

Good evening gentlexirs

funniest story I've read recently.
https://theconversation.com/wind-power-has-saved-uk-consumers-over-100-billion-since-2010-new-study-266702

>>520586271

>In 2023, she was commissioned by the Government to lead an independent review into the regulation of online pornography

Paid to goon. What a gig.

>>520586271
PS. Remember how the Online Safety Act was only about "protecting children" and not controlling adults? How many weeks did that last...

>>520586308
crippling rejection issues

>>520586471
good evening

>>520586308
Same la

tru thread

>>520586575
How are you Cauldy?

I never had a gf but an emo girl in the year below did try to strike up a conversation with me after I played guitar in the school talent show

>>520586513
feel like we (collective, the country) weren't fooled by it, not one bit, so they just escalated immediately

>>520586269

indeed and the economy will certainly get worse. Looking at recent OBR to and fro, it sounds like the OBR will say we are basically fucked, btu the reality will be we are much more fucked than even the OBR say. They keep revising past figures to make the current gov look better and enable more borrowing,

To be completely serious for a moment, I suspect there will be a sterling crisis a 'comin.

lads, been seeing lots of videos of people from uk reviewing stab proof vests on youtube
fucking grim, state of country when people have to seriously consider buying armor just to go out

for me im gonna go for something like this, bout time we brought wearing armor back into style

>>520586308

"society" produces men who women are mostly not interested in, partly because women like to date "up".

Up in height.
Up in wealth.
Up in earning potential.
Up in status.

And men are not being elevated any higher so that demand is unmet.

>>520586638
>Sussex
He's back!

>first day on the job
>ask my colleagues if they think IT would be on my case if I use the laptop out of hours for Netflix
Got treated like a freak for this. Oops

>>520586757
can't wait for some autistic asshole dressed like this to desperately claim
>TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
while they die of machete wounds

>>520586724
Always good to see your name pop up

>>520586757
I hadn't thought much of it myself until I was threatened with it, I think I might as well get either a stab proof vest or chainmail like I've seen lads posting themselves wearing.

having gfs is overrated
its nice for a bit but when they start nagging you it just becomes taxing and you just want them to fuck off until its time to dip the wick

>>520586830

Just boot the laptop from a USB stick and "watch netflix" as much as you like. Just make sure you wipe the screen down.

>>520586757
*armour

>>520586621
>Catalan larp

>>520586378
and look where that degeneracy got you stage 1 chronic kidney disease, a chink wife, £30k student debt and no career

>>520586888
we both remain alive

>>520586757
how are you keeping lad?
heard the news from some anon the other day
was a bit sad ngl

>>520586865

nah lad, decent set of chain mail will block all blades, will probably hurt if someone smacks you with a machete but it wont cut you

>>520586045
Because it's Grok AI of a real image Rupert posted

>>520586977

recovering from surgery lad
got 4 fucking holes in me chest and part of me lung is missing now, pain is getting better but still get out of breath easy

>>520585742
When the hurricane news happened all I thought was
>why don't they build solid houses?
>oh that's probably expensive
>they're just an island with tourism and sugar farms
>and there's 3m or something people on that small island so it'd not be economical
then I saw someone posting images of Jamaican homes being metal shacks and just wondered if these people would be happier if they never migrated to the Carib.

>>520586971
worth

>>520586668
at school there was this girl 2 years below me and she used to always act like a bitch to me. one time she was blocking me from the stairs after we got off the bus so i pushed her down them.

turns out a few years after that happened she really fancied me. peak.

>>520586977
What news

>>520587055
wtf

>>520587055
ahhhh its already over and done with?
thats good
the anon said your entire lung was being removed so I'm a bit relieved that wasn't the case like
probs a dumb question but will the bits they cut out grow back?

>>520579534 (OP)
>>520579534 (OP)
>>520579534 (OP)
>>520585793
Daily reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.
Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

>>520586286
Skip. For there is no such thing.

>>520587097
his cancer came back innit

>>520587128

not really over, they only removed one of me tumors so they could do tests on it, the others still in there and if they don't find anything to treat me then they'll still kill me like

>>520586308
Same.
Dunno what went wrong, just know that it is. And other people will blame me for it. I'm blamed for not being as successful as my sister whose first job involved flashing her tits at the owner of a club.

>>520587065
hurricane melissa mccarthy from bridesmaids absolutely kicked the fuck out of jamaica

>>520587067
unsatisfactory low expectations
no wonder you cope with church now

>>520586920
nah just make sure you make them cum a load then they don't nag you, they make you your food etc with a big smile on their face because they know you'll have them spasming on the floor whenever you want.

imagine the facial expression dawn french would pull when you shagged her arse

>>520586724
400k jeets is nothing in the grand scale of things.

>>520587210
oh ffs
sorry lad
how you holding up aside from that?
you got a bucket list or owt?

>fake Sussex and blocklarping
Somebody is feeling needy aren't they.

>>520586943
*Amour

>>520587343

not idea lad, get money from rnhs and then find something to waste it on
depending on how bad cancer is and how long i got to live will determine what i do next

Only a BAME trans lesbian dwarf Conservative PM can fix the UK.

>>520587357
>Thinks he can larp as 2 people convincingly all the time
Josh Derangement Syndrome

>>520587423
Not in a wheelchair and not a single mother with 4 autistic kids?
No chance, will be accused of being a fascist

i'm really worried about my washer drier taking my job

>>520587401

imagine going out on friday night and all slags are dressed like this
corr even makes me willy go big thinking bout it

>>520587357
It's going to shatter your world when you realise all of them were the same person all along.

>>520579784
>Dulce et Decorum est
The old lie

>>520587508
Cotton turbo

>will your lung grow back?
This is the dude who thinks he's smarter than you

>>520587268
brad pitt disagrees

>>520587405
find something you can contribute or donate to as well, one big good deed before you go

>>520587600
stemcels

>>520587581
very nuanced post

>>520587600
kek

I stopped caring about politics years ago

Stopped caring about most things really

>>520587617

if im in good condition, thinking i'll get me money then take all me mates on holiday somewhere and have good time like

>>520587635
stemcel rage

>>520587508
I intend to live on a boat
fully solar powered
no room for laundry machines and I never gave a shit about dishwashing machines

just living the life entirely off of sun piss and wood

>>520587600
>you don't know everything therefore you are stupid
spasticmong
also ironically its true
it doesn't technically grow back but surrounding lung tissue fills the hole in

>>520587652
imagine ever using the bland cotton setting when cotton turbo exists

>>520587547
Id have to believe you first. It's one guy who collects dead posters and plays them for engagement. The reason he chooses them us because once upon a time they got attention.

>>520587537
I simply couldn't stop myself from raping that
something about knocking them down a peg or two, idk

>>520587635
lmfao

>>520587674
I was gonna say send a white kid to uni but they'll come out a transracial gay nonce with aids

>>520587707
elegant troll

>>520587782

dont believe in that sort of charity, besides most of them run by middle class nonces paying themselves way too much to do nothing

>>520587793
the finest you'll see

>>520587763
You'd never get your penis through the armour.

>>520587711
Lol retard

josh dusted off the ol blocko larp eh?
sad fat cunt

>>520587830
kek true
good luck though lad, will be thinking of ya x

there's a rumour that ross kemp bums gordon ramsay

>>520587914
I accept your concession

>>520587927
quare?

>>520587946
You already conceded monghole

>>520581465
They still manage to find the money to send to everywhere else and fund infinite shitskins on benefits.

>>520588035
plausible bumming pair

>>520587872
it's only leather at the back, just a quick slice with a stanley and her pale arse is bared to the world.
imagine the look of fear and trepidation on her face. fuck.

>>520588058
impossible

I want to see reeves cry on tv again

>>520588114
Surely she can parry a stanley knife with that longsword.

I see josh is using his favourite child pornographhy sharing site again.

>>520588085
Of all the famous Kemps I’d have thought Roman was the most likely quare

>>520588085
Maybe he just heard that Ross Kemp had fucked an arsehole.

phwoar apple music autoplay really earning its salt

>>520588184
I've already parried it, grabbed her and thrown her to the ground.
she's helpless, she's panicking.

>>520588237
surprised to learn martin kemp has a son, always thought he was gay and gold was about the male penis

>>520588138
Like lungs regenerating

Theyve just found King Tuts tomb

quivering
she thinks I'm gonna simply kill her
little does she know

>>520588371
its not even a stupid question because some organs do regenerate like the liver

>>520588472
>>520588472
>>520588472

>>520588491
Can you stab yourself in the liver then let us know if it's true?

>>520588491
>he's still coping
Is the lung a liver you spastic?

never even heard this one before but very "audiophile"

>>520588584
bore off

forever after the deed is done
no matter how much she scrubs she can never feel clean
she's spiritually broken, forever hating herself for the involuntary pleasure she experienced
she can't stop herself from seeking out similar experiences but nothing ever gives her satisfaction.