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Anonymous (ID: OOMozxlv) Australia No.520599949 [Report] >>520600521 >>520601126
Tattooed People - Why Are They All Such Losers?
Why are tattooed people scumbags, /b/?

>at the beach
>enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop
>look across the street
>good-looking woman in a bikini
>erection intensifies
>she turns around
>tattoo on her shoulder
>welp, there goes the erection

Not long after...

>see the same woman
>she's with her boyfriend
>he has numerous visible tattoos
>he looks like a degenerate
>he probably hears "sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" quite a lot
>he probably has to ask, "what's a shortlist?" every time
>right before he waits for the short bus
>he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth
>they walk off
>that's that, then
>even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s

Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?

Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
Anonymous (ID: urMtWhFg) United States No.520600036 [Report] >>520600131 >>520600230
nice blogpost faggot

kys
Anonymous (ID: OOMozxlv) Australia No.520600131 [Report]
>>520600036
But you DO understand it, right?
Anonymous (ID: v8hhtzHL) United States No.520600230 [Report]
>>520600036
tl;dr
Anonymous (ID: nWUNNk6+) Canada No.520600521 [Report] >>520600601
>>520599949 (OP)
>Hello sir, my name is Travis and I'm here to take your daughter to the bingo game! It's nice to meet you, you can come along if your not busy, there's lots of room in my F550 if I move aside all of my tools!
Anonymous (ID: OOMozxlv) Australia No.520600601 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: twLi6sjh) United States No.520601126 [Report]
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