Thread 520728599

Has word made it back to India that we are making fun of them?

What makes you think they should care about internet opinions?

>>520728599 (OP)
That's fucking AI. Everyone knows Indian don't wash their ass or hands. Also the water isn't brown enough.

They are on the internet all the time. Word must have gotten back to them.

>>520728599 (OP)
Why are westerners like this?
> washing a bro’s ass is soo wrong and third world
> getting pumped in the ass is progressive and cool

>>520728734
Kek. This is their PR damage control

>>520728814
What the fuck is that flag

>>520728807
>Oh yeah, saarrr?? VVell YOU are teh BIG GAY!
>Retarded inhuman head-bobbing intensifies

>>520728907
Hyperborea

Didn't Indira Gandhi try to sterilize a lot of Indian men?

>>520728599 (OP)
i call this
>the delhi bidet

>>520728807
VELL VASJING YUR HAIR WITH THE PISS IS SO WRONG HOW CUM U BLOODY BANSHU BASTARDS REDEEMING THE ANAL SEX SAAR! FUCKING HYPOCRIT BRTISHERS GIV BAK OUR 300 TRILLIONS LAC RUPEE

Be jeet
>wake up in glorious new dheli
>shit, diarrhea again
>put ass outside window
> shart hard
>shart hits cow
>this brings my karma to 0
>fugg
>condemned to reincarnate as a jeet again
>wipe ass with hand
>same colour as me anyway so nobody notices
>worship 3 headed elephant god
>leave house to go work on scamming call center
>pick up some idlis sambal shitslop on the way
>fuck, shouldnt have eaten here
>the owner wipes his ass with his hand before making food
>doesnt even wipe it on his pants afterwards like a normal person
>maybe his shit can fix my diarrhea
>lord ganesh works in misterious ways
>on train
>need to shit again
>shart outside moving train
>hit another jeet that was sharting on the train tracks
>my train was redeeming at a needful pace
>jeet didnt see me, thought it was a cow
>as everyone knows, cow shit is sacred
>he starts eating it
>praise vishnu!
>arrive at scam center
>scam elderly women
>go to company toilet
>"shit? No no, im worshiping it"
>leave work, step on dead children, trash and shit
>trainstation smells good, like fried curry
>look up
>ranjeet sharted on top of the train
>continuous jet of diarrhea touched the wires
>eletrocuted
>"amateur, diahrrea has much liquid"
>take train
>dead jeet shit leaking inside
>See the jeet I sharted on earlier
>he got killed by a train
>praise the juggernaut!
>leave train
>head home
>turn to a lesser known street
>oh nice, its the rape street
>maybe I can get bobs and vagene here
>rape elderly poojeeta
>thank shiva for this blessing!
>arrive home
>need to shit again
>6th time today
>shart window working overtime
>impotent cope on 4chins while sharting
>"white woman love indian men saaaar"
>"super power by 2025 saaar!"
>ok India has been defended, timmy is crying for sure
>lets watch some porn now
>sharting and jerking off is best
>have heart attack from seeing bob
>die while sharting
>immediatly reincarnate to the baby being born under the window
>mfw i just sharted on myself
>praise vishnu!

>>520728599 (OP)
http://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+india

http://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeet

http://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cake

>>520728599 (OP)
wait are you guys making fun of indians?

Does it have to do with India that all the Yoga people are obsessed with pooping?

>>520728734
SAAAR

Some street-shitting demon worshiper called me yesterday saying he was from Microsoft and asked if I was the main user of the computer, I told him to kill himself and blocked the number.

>>520728807
>getting pumped in the ass is progressive and cool
700 million unwashed brown men in india embrace your words and do the needful

>>520728599 (OP)
he can just take a dive

Poojeets really are the most retarded 'race' (species) on the planet... Not even niggers are this abjectly cringe with their infantile "reels", or whatever the zoomers call this drivel. One would have been forgiven for thinking that all the antics of Bollywood would have imbued the poojeet with some semblance of tact--when it comes to doing shit that is seemingly meant to be... funny (?). But, nope -- even literal primates demonstrate more self-consciousness than do these bipedal coprophages. The most disturbing part is that these predominantly ADULT shit beetles... The same 'adults' being flooded into the First World.

>watashitachi wa mo shindeiru

This jeet has friends willing to wash his ass for him

Meanwhile you are friendless and your boss won't care if you die homeless

>>520728599 (OP)
What’s funny is they will think you’re the weird one for thinking how they live is disgusting.

>>520732490
>This jeet has friends willing to wash his ass for him
>Meanwhile you are friendless and your boss won't care if you die homeless

>>520728807
>getting pumped in the ass is progressive and cool
but you also do that
aint your kind been spamming zutt meme pajeet?

>>520732880
no jeet has ever been taller than any white person
that shit is hilarious

>>520730919
No sir we are uh just celebrating your culture

>>520728907
https://www.worldatlas.com/countries?search=Guam

>>520732747
but we was zutt sar please

>>520728734
This is a pretty old video.

>>520730606
>dheli
fix it already. illiterates are no better than jeets.

>>520735013
Their religion is literally just domination/cock and ball torture

>>520732880
why do they depict themselves as white?

>>520737210
Come on, you know why

>>520737210
he is white saar
aryan race united saar

>>520732302
they are a race of slaves. kikes and arabs were wrong, they should have never enslaved blacks and whites. they should have enslaved poos.

>>520728807
Indians are animals without souls.

>>520736981
the poo has a point. if you eat ass you can't comment on other peoples hygiene.

>>520728734
>no trash
either fake or canada. I'm assuming it's fake because I'm sure the designated shitting creeks in canada are littered with trash and dead babies by now.

>>520728599 (OP)
Kek you are standing in his toilet you disgusting mongrel

>>520732944

Nah. There's been three Sihks who have been taller than me (6'2"). They are the "warrior" caste so I wasn't too surprised. Young kids though of all races are getting taller.

>>520736981
>street shitting rape monkeys don't know about showers
Anyone who ever shared a space smaller than an airport hangar with you "people" is already aware of this, no need to meme it. Your lack of self awareness, your 2nd most universal and recognizable trait (after the smell), is once again on display.

>>520728599 (OP)
Yes
Look up r/thebronzemovement

>>520728599 (OP)

Its called teamwork. /pol/ will never understand.