Thread 520781317

On the NYT frontpage right now, wtf????
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/business/elon-musk-tesla-pay-vote.html

>>520781317 (OP)
Elon is a welfare queen. I cannot in good faith respect this man

>>520781317 (OP)
>if he meets ambitious goals
>if
>faggot retard OP: musk is a trillionaire now!!!

>>520781391
>>520781317 (OP)
HE HAS 28 KIDS
YOU HAVE NONE
HE HAS PLENTY OF SEX
YOU CAN'T FUCK

>>520781407
He is the world's most wanted man, women want him, men want to be him, COPE WHITE DOG

>>520781317 (OP)
>if

>>520781476
KEK

Stocks aren't money

>>520781440
All of them are IVF test tube babies

>>520781317 (OP)
>expanding the company's stock market valuation
Will this ever translate to expanding the company's revenue?

>>520781317 (OP)
Nice.

>>520781420
Lol he's going to get it by diluting the stock and manipulating stats via Robotaxi and probably incorporating Xai into the Robotaxi suite. Just watch he'll get the trillion, he handpicked the baord himself.

>>520781317 (OP)
Wow I'm so not impressed at all. Is he gonna use all that money to continue sucking off every other fucking faggot at his faggot lodge? Wooooow

>>520781440
He doesn’t have sex anon. His penis is broken because of a botched dick enlargement surgery. He can probably only cum through the anal cattle prod they use to extract sperm out of dead idf soldiers.

He needs to make Hobby drones and RC cars. Or make something like a Kawasaki Corleo.

>>520781608
They might as well be. Banks will still treat you like royalty

>>520781317 (OP)
>the richest man is African American
das rite whyboi

>>520781610
>You're micromachines. I didn't expect you to be test tube gub gub snail man

>>520781317 (OP)
Sweet, hope he follows through with his promise to make a new political party in America now
It would be funny

>>520781317 (OP)
The offer is conditional in that he needs to increase Teslas market cap from $1.5b to $8b. Ergo this is a nothingburger. Tesla shot up in value because it was a pioneer that brought EVs to the mass market. Those days are over. Self driving cars are not a silver bullet either. They are flat out illegal in a lot of Teslas core markets with more countries working up laws to ban them every day. In most of Europe Tesla's autopilot features are disabled by law and that's not going to change for his shitty robotaxis. Even if they can convince people they are safe the taxi driver unions will crush any government that moves to u-turn.

>>520781440
he generates with IVF.
not certainly with the outdated, inefficient and dangerous method the pleb use.

>>520782192
Europe is irrelevant

>>520781317 (OP)

As soon as the far left gets back in power they are going to charge him with dozens of crimes from tax evasion to violations of campaign finance laws and touching women's tushy's. He is going to have to run Tesla and Spacex from prison.

>>520781317 (OP)

Musk’s payouts are tied to a set of ambitious, long-term targets. To hit $1tn, he must sextuple Tesla’s valuation to $8.5tn, boost earnings 24-fold to $400bn and sell millions of robots and autonomous driving subscriptions.

They can vote for this package all they want but it's very unlikely that Musk will be able to achieve his goals. Competition is fierce, the lineup is getting old and no new models seem to be on the horizon. Musk took a company that had an undisputed lead in EVs and absolutely squandered it all on projects such as the Cybertruck.
A bit of perspective here...

Microsoft's LIFETIME profits, according to Google AI, are approximately $600Bn. A company that was founded in 1975 (50 years ago). During most, if not all of that period, it has had world monopoly on PC software amongst other things.

>>520782402
>Europe is irrelevant
Except nordic green initiatives and tax levies were instrumental in establishing the early core market that then shot Tesla to the masses. But sure whatever you say, memeflag.

musk:

i uh uh uh um uh think uh a uh um uh give me more money uh um uh um uh

i think all of america's resources should be gambled on this retarded nebaby who was facefucked by his own father and still stutters from the trauma of it. because going to moon is something we have yet to achieve. fuck planet earth. give me ketomine dreams.

>>520781610
he still has them and you have none

Tesla is already massively overvalued, how can the shares become even more valuable

>>520782415
Persecution fetish fantasy. Obama was the first one to give him massive subsidies. Trump, and then under Biden, these subsidies only continued.
Musk also has no alignment. He called himself a democrat before but flipped once the political climate shifted more right.
Just like all these Big Tech fags that shook hands with Trump. Whoever is in power, they're obedient to.

>>520782402
for Tesla yes
hahaha

>>520782527
>$600Bn
Maybe the nominal amount.
ChatGPT said $1.5T and Grok said $1.89T adjusted for inflation.

i think all of america's resources should be gambled on this retarded nebaby who was facefucked by his own father and still stutters from the trauma of it. because going to moon is something we have yet to achieve. fuck planet earth. give me ketomine dreams.

>>520781317 (OP)
Melon Usk is a globohomo puppet leading the Fake Awakening, a front for the MIL-IND-COMPLEX and the occultists.

https://youtu.be/52dVfhgt_T4?t=694
https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA?t=1136

>>520783319
if they do full self driving so people just pay a car subscription service instead of owning cars

>>520781317 (OP)
No he's not

>>520781317 (OP)
I hope it's as much a carrot on a stick as he gives the rest of his employees and the ambiguous goals are intended to be unobtainable

>>520781317 (OP)
I could make him a quadrillionaire with one easy trick.
Give everyone who buys one of his cars 100 of those shares. Even if he sold a million more cars it would cost him less than half of his new shares. Let's face it, they'd rot on an airfield otherwise.

>company run by a trillionaire
>cant even put a blinker stalk in his cars
i hate meme stocks so much its unreal

>>520781317 (OP)
It's impressive how wealthy & influential musk is while at the same time being absolutely cringe inducing
A potential trillionaire who desperately wants validation from neets and gamers

>>520781317 (OP)
>Rothchilds so unknown that retards don't know who are actual trillionaires

>>520781476
Indians worshipping musk is the icing on the cake of clownworld

>>520782527
Aren't Tesla robots supposed to construct the Martian colony?

>>520781317 (OP)
How the fuck is a company that makes garbage EVs that turn into mobile crematoriums in a crash valued at a trillion fucking dollars in the first place? Swear to God I can't wait for this whole cringe techbro "economy" of fake and gay shit like EVs, crypto, and AI to crash like the Hindenberg.

>>520782192
Europe follows American market. Always has. With a trillion in value, think of all the lobbying and weak faggy democrat politicians like Newsom you can outright buy and control the entire legal landscape for your product.

>>520786282
It is all going to crash and burn, leaving behind just ash in the wreckage. NO SURVIVORS.

>>520784903
yeah if pleb car makers are hitting trillions
imagine what the owners of the BiS, central banks, regional banks and most corporations are worth these days

>>520786272
when's this guy going to prison for murder?