Thread 520799035

If I don't get money for being a straight White Heritage American male I'm not voting for the GOP, I'll gladly sit by and watch from the comfort of my dual monitor PC setup as the democrats lock them away and murder their children (the newly elected Democrat attorney general for VA has said they will). I owe you nothing, you want my vote? Buy it from me faggots. If you're too stingy to pay me to vote for you when your lives and the lives of your own families are on the line then you're too jewish to bother with.

>>520799035 (OP)
You have plenty of money already, what do you need more money for?

>>520799149
I deserve compensation for services rendered. Giving away my vote for free is marxist.

>>520799218
Shitposting isn't a service, and even though you know you're not getting paid for it you'll still continue to do it for free anyway so why would anyone bother paying?

>>520799380
Because I enjoy it and its fun. Voting is boring, and if I don't get anything out of it why should I bother?

>>520799441
I'm not trying to convince you to vote. And what's the point of demanding stuff you'll never get? Even most welfare queens are more reasonable than this with their gibsmedat.

>>520799899
>Democrats want to kill you and your children
>You need non voters to step up and help you stop this
>"Sorry I'm not paying that's unrealistic"
Okay die then, I extended the offer to negotiate for my vote.

>>520800155
Again I'm not trying to convince you to vote, so you're just attacking a strawman. And FYI vote buying is illegal so if your offer were actually serious you and your hypothetical buyer could both be arrested.

>>520800319
The Democrats buy votes with their massive welfare and patronage apparatus so that statement is a lie, its totally possible for the GOP to offer me something tangible for my vote, they should create one for non jewish White Men if they want to survive.

>>520800490
Maybe you should talk to someone in the GOP about this. I doubt you will because it takes a small amount of effort and could possibly lead to your arrest but it would be worthwhile content for a thread like this.

>>520799035 (OP)
The GOP wants you to quit whining and get to work. Single moms need paypigs like you to fund their gibs.

>>520800669
Welfare for minorities is legal, asking the GOP create a prosperity and patronage system for White Men is completely legal and possible, they just don't want to do it because they're freeloaders who think votes should be free.

>>520799035 (OP)
Absolute Cringe.

>>520800765
So you're not worried about the legal repercussions? Then why not just do it?

>>520800871
There's no legal repercussions for saying the GOP should pass laws and create programs that funnel taxpayer money to White American men. I don't even know why you'd think it would be illegal to say they GOP should do it unless you're a foreigner who doesn't understand the difference between government programs to buy votes (welfare, EBT, SNAP) and the illegal kind (paid at the poll, liquor bottles for votes)

>>520800822
Tariffs are bad but I hope Donald keeps them on Canada, its good to destroy your economy and your whiskey is shit.

>>520800961
Then why not just do it?
Pick someone in the GOP, email them and ask them to buy your vote, and include a screenshot of this thread.

>>520801061
Because a single person saying it means fuck all and the idea that the GOP should pay White Men to vote for them should be spread, which is the purpose of this thread. Plus there's GOP staffers on /pol/ who might see this.

>>520801275
If that's how you feel then you know your vote is next to worthless even if it could be legally bought.
Anyway, you should still send the email; it would be much more entertaining than these dumb fantasies.

>>520801568
>doesn't understand a single thing I'm saying and wants me to do some epin for the lulz shit
please kill yourself

>>520801628
Seriously, why not? Are you scared? That would make sense, but own up to it.

>>520801708
>"Please type an email that will never be read because I think its illegal to say I will only vote for the GOP if they institute gibsmedat for White men"
Its not and I'm not doing what you want you stupid fucking indian

>>520801923
Come on it'll take a minute at most, you've put way more effort into this stupid thread. Just stop being such a whiny pansy and do it.
Nobody will read it, right? You have nothing to fear? But you can't bring yourself to such drastic action.

>>520802116
Curse Vishnu and denounce the healing properties of cow dung and urine right now.

>>520802253
Sure, I hereby curse the nonexistent Vishnu and all other gods and denounce everything having to do with cows.
There, I've completed your dumb little test so now return the favor and send that email.

>>520802469
No but thanks for proving you're not indian, you were being annoying so I thought you were brown.

>>520802569
Technically that proved absolutely nothing and if this is a test you use often then I'm pretty confident that some jeets have used your gullibility to manipulate you. Same goes for Jews, I'm guessing.

>>520802673
Or you just give off brown person energy

>>520802768
Well I'm not the one demanding gibs. But if you were brown maybe you'd be less scared of making a fool of yourself to some politician by sending an email.