Thread 520801026

What the actual fuck is going on in Japan?
Yellow = Person injured in a bear attack
Red = Person killed in a bear attack

Nigger

>>520801026 (OP)
bear with it please

>>520801191
Don't make me dig up swedish grenade attack statistics.

>>520801026 (OP)
The bears are hangry this time of year.

>>520801026 (OP)
I can only speculate because I am not following this. Nature conservation found out a while back that predators are kind of necessary for a healthy population of prey. So they have been pushing to reintroduce wolves and bears to places they were previously hunted to extinction. Which, on its face, is fine, but this population has no fear of humans. You have to release tags for the predators, or it causes real issues. If I had to guess, this is probably what is happening. Most predators will fuck off the minute they smell humans because we are more trouble than we are worth. That is a learned behavior that has to be instilled in predator populations. CA has a similar issue with big cats, and so does Colorado with wolves, etc. Dumb hippies in leadership positions of the Forest Service are insanely dangerous.

>>520801026 (OP)
>punish people for shooting bears
>people stop shooting bears because they don't wanna lose their permit
>???
>profit

>>520801026 (OP)
Chuds and Japan obsession. Name a more iconic duo.

>>520801026 (OP)
/pol/trannies will blame us for this somehow

the women chose the bear
the bear chose to eat

Jews are weaponising kuma-san to replace them with niggers

>>520801026 (OP)
being eaten by a bear should be considered an honorable death - I am sick of human supremacy - most humans are pretty trashy anyway

>>520801026 (OP)
I’m guessing these are rural Japanese people? Possibly laborers?

He tried to warn us. We didn't listen. He was super cereal about it too.

>>520801026 (OP)
waiting for the manga

https://youtu.be/dwatp0BlvLM?si=4C4J8TtEbhm7B1g3
This is now stuck in my head

>>520801026 (OP)
nogunz
population declining so hard, bears are now the apex predator

>>520801026 (OP)
the samurai fears da burs

>>520801466
Mossad MKultrad the bears in Japan, so they can import more niggers

>>520801026 (OP)
The last time I looked up the numbers, fewer than 300,000 people in Japan had active firearms/hunting licenses, which is not that many for a nation of 127 million. And that's down from over 500,000 a couple decades ago. There are fewer hunters, which leads to fewer restaurants serving kuma-niku (bear) recipes, which to less demand for hunters, etc.

>>520801026 (OP)
Bear chads rising up.

>>520801726
we do not want crazy gun society like you who has shootings everyday idiot
but of course gaijin is too idiot to understand this

>>520801026 (OP)
The Japanese have lost their samurai spirit and bears have realized that they can just eat them with no resistance

>>520801026 (OP)
Bear resistance. I'm a Bear Nationalist Bear Supremacist and I'm active in feeding my local bear population lots of pb&j sandwiches and Little Caesar's pizzas. Slowly but surely I will build a bear militia for the coming honey war

>>520801830
get fucked
https://youtu.be/kRoomamx-eM?t=134

>>520801026 (OP)
I'm guessing it's all the idiots who started camping where they shouldn't because of Yuru Camp.

>>520801026 (OP)
That's a big increase in the last 4-6 weeks.

I guess because Japanese people are mostly aged and dying and their population is declining, mother nature is reclaiming the territory. If this trend continues, the islands of Japan will be overrun by wild bears. Should be pretty kino.

>>520801830
The solution to aggressive bears is fire crackers. If hikers and rural people were encouraged to carry firecrackers and shoot them in the vicinity of bears when bears are spotted then bears would quickly learn to fear and avoid humans. Little to no violence is required. In Canada, they have specialized devices for this they call "bear bangers"

>>520801026 (OP)
*Sigh* add "bear" to the list.

>>520801830
You can't use a small katana while you're out on a hike to defend yourself?

>>520801026 (OP)
>Bear Attack
IT Sure was; yup, Bears....

>>520801466
Bur you literally did this though, nice try kike. Have fun sucking your African girlfriends cock. I heard AIDS is spreading big time with israelis.

>>520802017
>The solution to aggressive bears is fire crackers

This + airhorn/ bear spray with a pistol for last resort. But I have yet to have a bear do anything but false charge me then waddle away

>>520802017
>In Canada, they have specialized devices for this they call "bear bangers"
In American we call them "Teh Gayz"

At first glance it seems as though some small wealthy and very well known group of people are antagonizing bears to disrupt the traditional views of the japanese... but why?

>>520801026 (OP)

I’m betting some Chinese are trying to kill bears to sell their gall bladders on the black market.

Or the wuhan bat market…

>>520801026 (OP)
My sister in law is japanese and she's always freaked out about bears when I go /out/ innawoods even though they dont live in my area. This is strangely enlightening. Thanks OP

>>520801026 (OP)
Maybe if they weren't vaxxed they wouldn't have been attacked

>>520802017
gun is not allowed here idiot
it is illegal in gun and sword law
this is the low intelligence of gaijin

>>520801026 (OP)
Yeah I used to live in Tohoku and they have quite a few black bear signs around the mountain areas. The actual bigger problem are the boars. Wild boars will fuck your shit up they do not care.

>>520801466
You created the conditions for the modern world. Everything is your fault.

>>520801830
You're not Japanese. I am though.

>>520801026 (OP)
Japan's natural reaction against Jeet immigrants.

>>520801026 (OP)
I now legit think that someone someone has some sort of technology or magic that can control the timeline or universe and it has causing completely unpredictable occurrences.

2030 is coming and the bears can feel it. The end is nigh.

>>520802485
He means you throw lit fireworks at bears to scare them off you fucking retard. This is a silly plan. The solution is to loosen your hunting regulations on bears and let gaijin with bows and arrows pull bear tags on a lottery. They'll pay you to get rid of the bears.

>>520801026 (OP)
>Be Groriors Nippon in early 1900s
>Have highest gun ownership rate
>hear stories of wolves spreading rabies
>kill all wolves
Fast forwars 100 years
>guns banned for decades
>hunting declined
>no predators other than bears
>deer and hog population explodes
>surprised pikachu face when bears without any pressures explode in population and have no genetic fear of humans act as apex predators

>>520801026 (OP)
Kyushu and Shikoku chads win again

I really really want birds globally to start attacking humans en masse. That would be the funniest shit ever. The content would be glorious.

gaijin are responsible

>>520801026 (OP)
Wow 9 deaths?
That's Saturday at average gas station in Detroit

>>520801026 (OP)
It will happen when the weather cools.
That's when they'll make their move.
The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.
They're trying to force God's hand.
Watch for these signs:
Three branches will become one.
An island will drift away.
A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
The star will gorge itself on clay.
Idols will speak and move about.
The black flag will fly above the dome.
The belly of the dragon will drip water.
Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
A rock will stand on seven hills.
The ravens will starve.
The bear will leave its cave forever.
The rod and the ring will strike.

>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

>>520801026 (OP)
japan needs to legalize carrying a 10mm

>>520803656
One of the classics. A literal dino attack on a jungle beach. Where else but Australia.

>>520801026 (OP)
Wtf japan

DO BETTER

is hunting bear even a thing here

Most likely tourist and immigrants. Kill bears. Destroy forests. Build affordable housing for shitskins. Enjoy cultural enrichment.

>>520802485
This isnt true at all but ok

>>520801603
No. Immigrants and tourists are distressing the bears.

>>520803013
Maybe just don't let stupid tourist pretend to be conquerors of Japan's forests.

>>520801026 (OP)
70% of Japan's land area is covered by mountains and forests. Bears are living there.
In rural areas, cropland is starting to turn into forest due to declining populations.
This year has been record-breakingly hot, and it seems that there is a shortage of food for bears in the mountains.

Wow, infinity jeet for japan now, they need to replace the casualties.

>>520801191
>bear with it please

>>520801026 (OP)
population in small towns has been shrinking, so the areas between the forest and town are not being tended to anymore, which means bears are able to get closer to town and so there are more encounters happening

>>520802941
>2030 is coming and the bears can feel it. The end is nigh.
So like how dogs can sense earthquakes before they reach, bears can sense the end of the world? That's a wild latent ability desu

>>520803845
Emus are so much cooler than ostriches kek

>>520802485
>gun is not allowed here idiot
kek, nice larp mister english teacher

>>520801026 (OP)
Happening in parts of Canada, too. It's been warmer and drier than usual for almost half a year, at this point. So, the shit bears usually eat is in shorter supply. Bears do be hangry.
>taps 2022 HungaTonga-Hunga Ha'apai underwater volcano eruption sign.

>>520801026 (OP)
>east Japan
Not my problem

>>520801026 (OP)
Imagine being killed by a fucking panda bear shhhiiiieeet

>>520802485
>Permitted firearms: Civilians may own shotguns and air rifles, but only after completing the extensive licensing process
Weird, almost like you're not actually japanese. lol

>>520803656
>Dinosaur runs up and wants to see what you are
>Roll a d20 on luck, and it decides not to kill you
Luckiest australian.

>>520801026 (OP)
Magnetic pole shift is making the bears aggressive, and since Japan is extremely densely populated and there is nowhere for the bears to go on an island, this is the result.

>>520801026 (OP)
Why is it something wrong to you? I like Japanese, but humans is a cancer on a body of the planet. It's okay when wild animals eat them.

>>520806934
Saw the glare off the cam lens.

>>520801026 (OP)
Mother Nature is fighting back.

>>520801026 (OP)
>yfw honshu only has pussy ass black bears
>hokkaido chads up there with brown bears doing fine