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Anonymous (ID: YUHekIOc) United States No.520863781 [Report] >>520864306 >>520864362 >>520864591 >>520864889 >>520865009 >>520865230 >>520866045 >>520866623 >>520866854 >>520867885 >>520868271 >>520868468 >>520868844 >>520869111 >>520869296 >>520869334 >>520870666
i went to an asian massage parlor in vegas years ago. on west flamingo blvd there was a low-rent shopping center like every other block, and pretty much each one had a storefront with the big red 'Massage' signage. i asked my friend who'd lived in vegas for a long time what the deal was, and he said they were basically brothels, but to be careful because they can be scammy, and often the women are like 50 years old, so dont get bait-and-switched.
so i decided to go to one, and one afternoon i drove to a random one a little bit north of the Orleans casino. the hostess was a kind of old bitch and i told her i wanted a good rub, but not from her, and she brought out this chink in her twenties who looked OK, so i said alright. it was $50 for half an hour. i went with the younger 'masseuse' to one of the rooms, and she told me to take off all my clothes. so i did, and after like ten minutes of a mediocre massage, she asked if i wanted an intimate rubbing. i said how much and she said it was another $40. i said ok, and she starts rubbing my johnson, and after like 30 seconds, once i was fully erecto, she says i have a "double-size dong" and so she needs to charge extra. i leapt off the table and socked her so hard in the face that she flew across the room. she landed like a sack of yams and looked dead. i hurriedly put my clothes back on, but right before i got out of there, since im sort of obsessed with cinematic one-liners, i said to her
>dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pong
then i exited the room, and thankfully the hostess was in the bathroom or something, and i power walked to my car and drove away. i watched the local news that night and there was no report or anything, so that was good.
Anonymous (ID: OVrg/yzq) United States No.520864131 [Report]
Based
Anonymous (ID: xaLGJEGK) United States No.520864306 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: aNGGbSAb) United States No.520864362 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: NFD9hlOO) No.520864591 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
LMAO
Anonymous (ID: ylhaR4Pv) Ireland No.520864889 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
What did I just read?
Anonymous (ID: JSvqQgxU) United States No.520865009 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Well now she knows she did sum ting wong.
Anonymous (ID: rxcia2Af) United States No.520865165 [Report]
same thing happened to me
Anonymous (ID: 3eC/l9rZ) Canada No.520865230 [Report] >>520872737
>>520863781 (OP)
Asian grannies with strong hands and big forearms from jerking guys off every day for 30 years.
Anonymous (ID: azOs0ZKf) United States No.520866045 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Based.
Anonymous (ID: Jeb9tOOL) United States No.520866623 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Didn’t read but this is yet another reason why we live in hell is that these massage parlors are almost always completely staffed by old washed up boomer mommasons
It’s like everything carefully engineered to just be serviceable but never fulfilling
It’s like the fox and the grapes fable
Absolute state
Anonymous (ID: 2GY8fGXl) United States No.520866854 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
>Running out with a rock hard dick.
Anonymous (ID: UwSZPNtM) United States No.520867885 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
>dont try to ching chong if you cant handle the ping pong
Kek, that got me good. Hope this really happened, and if not, it should. Often.
Anonymous (ID: BfGjOlSc) No.520868160 [Report]
I go to an actual massage spa and the best masseuse there is a chinky, old 50 something year old lady that looks like she would blow over in a slight breeze. Best massage ever
Anonymous (ID: aC7c50hW) United States No.520868271 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
I come to this board for this content. Thank you anon. Letting you know I am sitting in a conference room with thirty people with suits, ties, medals and patches. You made me laugh.
>ching chong ping pong
hahahaha
Anonymous (ID: pFDPTBwm) United States No.520868354 [Report]
Unfathomably based. Fucking up a chink and putting a woman whore in her place in one fell swoop.
Anonymous (ID: 9ExsK/xR) United States No.520868446 [Report] >>520868665 >>520868741
Cool story bro! Everyone knows Indians have bigger dicks than Timmy’s.
Anonymous (ID: a7NprLFY) United States No.520868468 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Last time I went to one of these places I didn’t like the smell so I jerked off on their atm machine.
Anonymous (ID: NNTCGFn2) United Kingdom No.520868665 [Report]
>>520868446
it's true
here's proof:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm
Anonymous (ID: 9m8tTmDC) United States No.520868695 [Report]
not funny, in fact i'm declaring op a faggot and this thread reddit
Anonymous (ID: /FqCciH2) United States No.520868714 [Report] >>520869229
yeah i remember this pasta
Anonymous (ID: t2QAzZ/9) United States No.520868741 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: lryUpLma) United States No.520868844 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
This is a good thread. Have a bump
Anonymous (ID: XdT80Sdy) United States No.520869111 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Thank you OP for making the hourly /pol/ wmaf thread. Now please KYS.
Anonymous (ID: NFD9hlOO) No.520869229 [Report]
>>520868714
YES, IT'S PASTA YUMMMM
Anonymous (ID: dshQKcnF) United States No.520869296 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
>mr pewterschmidt kills an asian hooker
Anonymous (ID: /0P3Xpu4) United States No.520869334 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
Did nobody clap?
Did you get the clap?
How long did the jap nap from your slap?
Anonymous (ID: WdTb55kS) United States No.520870483 [Report]
The most bizarre massage was this one place I frequent gave me an 80 year old Asian granny. Usually it’s a 40-50 year old and a happy ending. I went because I was actually sore so I wasn’t disappointed. Towards the end she did this weird massage around my stomach/mid section that got me rock hard. I felt she just knew how blood flowed and stuff because it was like an art form and a science. She wasn’t surprised or anything. I told her to jack me off and she said no. Told me to do it myself. I came to my senses and just said never mind. She went on and the massage ended. She said something like I was a good person. I’d like to think that she saw what I did as a sign of respect and constraint.
Anonymous (ID: A0ItoO3f) Australia No.520870666 [Report]
>>520863781 (OP)
why would it cost extra? did she need to use both hands?
Anonymous (ID: G80O6vvr) United States No.520872737 [Report]
>>520865230
Impressive.