Thread 520911103

How'd you sleep anon?

>>520911342
Ok that's actually funny. Civilization a billion India 1

>>520911103 (OP)
shitskins are gonna shit

>>520912230
Story?

>>520911488
Unvaccinated. That's how I sleep.
Every day is pure entertainment seeing 80% of the population fall for secret society scripts.

>>520911342
>can’t afford street lights
yup that’s indian alright

>>520914310
That's me. You have no idea who fucked I am. The vaxx fucked me completely.

>>520913816
just a prank

>>520914858
pics of your hand? how did it heal

bump

>>520913646
Bullshit, like they could read the sign.

<*----

>>520919074
kys gypsy

>>520911103 (OP)
:(

>>520911342
Fake. And. Gay.

>>520911103 (OP)
Kek I did that once with a similar contraption.
I thought my jaw was broke.

>>520913816
the guy ran over bros wife with a tractor i believe (no joke)

>>520919074
Retarded, kys

>>520919216
This was almost good

>>520919074
Fuck you

>>520913816
found it

Holding a grudge for the death of his wife in a road mishap a year ago, a man in Bundi district attacked his 40-year-old friend with an axe while he was sitting on stage at a cultural event organized on Hanuman Jayanti late Tuesday night.
The victim, identified as Banwari Meena (40), was left unconscious with a deep cut in his skull. He is admitted at a private hospital in Kota and his condition is stated to be critical.
The accused, identified as Tejmal Gurjar (45), is yet to be nabbed. Police said they had lodged a case against him under IPC sections 323, 307 and SC/ST (Prevention of Atrocities) Act.
SHO at Kapren police station Kamal Singh said that Meena and Gurjar were friends and they along with their families were travelling to the nearby Mataji temple in June last year when Meena lost control of the tractor-trolley he was driving and in the accident Gurjar’s wife was killed.
The SHO said that Gurjar held Meena as responsible for his wife’s death and was looking for an opportunity to take revenge. On Tuesday night around 11.15pm, when a cultural event was underway in the village, he attacked Meena while he was sitting on the stage.
In a video that surfaced on social media on Wednesday, Gurjar is seen entering from behind a curtain at a corner of the stage and striking Meena on the head with an axe.

>>520914488 >almost!
o/ Heil Hitler!

>>520919761
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/jaipur/man-attacks-friend-with-axe-to-avenge-wifes-death-in-bundi/articleshow/109576027.cms

This was the least retarded article I could find. Their "news" sites are even worse than ours.

You just (((know)))

>>520920227
yeah it was complete ad slop, that's why i didn't post the link

>>520919074
you will cut your dominant hand today and get an infection from it

>>520912230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD95DAJxvFg

>>520919967
Nice. Good find anon.

Can you uncover this mystery?

>>520919074
I hope you die in a fire

>>520919074
God damnit

>>520919074
kurva anyád fideszes geci

>>520914858
They can't vax you against your will. It's literally illegal. You should find a lawyer and sue for medical malpractice.

Saar
https://maanalaw.com/medical-malpractice-lawyer-mississauga/

Oy vey
https://www.sommersandroth.com/areas-of-law-practice/medical-malpractice-lawyers/

man all the lawyers in Canada are either kikes or streetshitters.

>>520912230
wtf lmao

>>520916238
Based Kshatriya.

>>520921058
you think there is any political representation
if you vote for (((the other party)))??


The time you get to the voting booth the kikes have already bought up every traitor goy and eliminated anyone who would actually represent your interests.

https://jewishjournal.com/news/united-states/214283/remember-11-million/

>>520921058
>kurva anyád fideszes geci
Nem ti rinyáltok, hogy milyen megosztottság van, te buzi?

>>520919074
hilarrrrrrious

>>520920425
It turns out they cry out as you strike them as well.

>>520921442
Clown

>>520913434
How I react whenever I see an Asian I don't blame the kid

>>520921442
Type the word God.

>>520919074
you will have 20 years of badluck from reading this post

>>520921487
kek
people are getting very close tonight
>1487

>>520919074
Kek

>>520913995
I miss going on holidays down the coast where we needed torches to get back from the beach

>>520911342
this is kind of genuis

>>520919074
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>520921645
>>520921442
>Type the word God.

fucking lol I knew it was a kike

The statement that God's name in Hebrew can't be written is not completely accurate; rather, it is a practice to avoid writing it out of reverence and to prevent its potential for destruction or misuse.

>>520921983
Dios Mio!

>>520913619
>chinese name reveal party
>imperial japan flag
Anon... Your racism...

>>520922394
holly shit is this real???!

>>520919740
I've worn out like 4 of these. If you get one, get the stretchy silicon ones, they last much longer and you don't get your ball hair caught in them

>>520922038
>French with creatura mutt baby
like clockwork

>>520919872
thank you for the feedback. it is missing something.

>>520922690
Fuckken W

>>520911342
One of the few good, funny prank videos from my previously-great nation.

>>520922900
>get your ball hair caught in them

True but the one with metal springs belonged to my grandfather. So it lasted like 40+ years.

>>520919074
fuark

>>520923112
>my previously-great nation.
um... when?

>>520923112
>previously-great nation
The Indians are invading your country too?

>>520913434
Ringu

>>520916238
Anyone wearing the orange dress of BJP political party is 99% a dravidian, i.e. a nigger, just fyi. These people are not indian and don't represent India in any way.

>>520923287
fuck didn't change filename
Michael J. Fox repair manual

>>520923267
kekd hard.

>>520919074
It's nice to aee ao many anons care for their mothers. I lost my mumma in 2010 :(..

>>520922038
Kek

>>520921490
Why rub balls? Why not trap in the tip/head of the dick?

>>520923112
>my previously-great nation.

>>520923506
Fun is fun but wtf was he trying to do there?
If it was that easy everyone could produce semi-conducors.

>>520923112
>my previously-great nation

>>520921746
honestly its a good deal for her, he was probably gonna get another wife at some point.

>>520921983
Is that a Finnish woman?

>>520922038
>>520923797
oh shit, my sides

>>520923569
>the toe on the left foot bouncing around
Let me guess, he's considered some sort of god over there?

>>520923922
I think it's the bottom of a processor and a pin had broken off. you can just steady your hands putting your elbows on the table.

>>520919872
Ghislane duck is hot. Would quack the feathers off her.

>>520923922
saved

>>520923267
The dravidians infiltrated my country and are now invading yours too. Me and you are the same except for the time lapse of a few thousand years

>>520924214
is that pic from before or after he shot himself?

>>520923775
We were the first and only white (i e offwhite OG Aryan) nation 7000 years ago when none else existed. We were great till 3000 years ago when the kikes started sending ethiopians on nigger boats to sri lanks who slowly infiltrated bit by bit.

>>520924214
Photo was taken before he shot his testicles.

>>520923506
NEDM
Animal Abusers wet the bed and get the chipper

>>520921240
I'd like one where sidney is a british redcoat staring down some filthy peasant colonial

>>520924442
Corny

Even better with the audio because you don't hear one word of French.

>>520911160
Amazing, it even got the green discoloration around the mouth common to Jews (and Italians)

>>520922038
Kill all mudsharks.

>>520924462
>NEDM
what's NEDM?

I also have never seen where the picture was taken from.

>>520924356
I'm not sure. It looks like a mug shot. They'd let him get stitched up before they took him to county.

>>520924462
Yeah?

>>520922038
>Spain
>Looks like an Italian senator

>>520924753
HOLY NEWFAG!
Why would you post that then?
Not
Even
Doom
Music
Go look it up on KYM

*A warning to nuvoHomos:Trying to poast maymays from the past without understanding CONTEXT will be easily outed. It doesn't fucking matter if if you pretend to know the backstory,(KYM sometimes insert bullshit,) People who were there will KNOW.
>>520924998
YEAH...And PEDOS get the ROPE

>>520925066
>if your
If I ever become world dictator, I will exterminate everyone who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

>>520925139
Yeah?

>>520919872
Based duck chad

>>520925139
>Go look it up on KYM
No.
Because I'm this guy.

>>520925070
heh

>>520924412
>white

>>520925066
GAMERA!!!

>>520922038
hue hue hue

>>520925139
>*A warning to nuvoHomos:Trying to poast maymays from the past without understanding CONTEXT will be easily outed. It doesn't fucking matter if if you pretend to know the backstory,(KYM sometimes insert bullshit,) People who were there will KNOW.
Yet, you don't seem understand the meaning of "Yeah" and how it pertains to the meme I initially replied to.

>>520919074
Fuck off

>>520919074
Cunt.

>>520925358
KEK!
Have another...

>>520921168
>They can't vax you against your will.
No, they will just fine you and throw you in jail until you comply.

>>520925465
I'm sure you don't know the back story on this one. ;=)

>>520925177
Checked, and I hope you achieve your goal of becoming our Grammar NatSoc overlord. Have a picture of my wife’s coffee mug.

>>520925415
>"That yer ah, partner there in the chipper shredder?"
Is that what you meme?

>>520925742
Kek. Based.

>>520925808
Yeah..

>>520921265
Thank you! If I save it in Dropbox will it cover all my devices or should I have a seperate copy on each device?

>>520924212
Didnt dravidians have a civilization in the indus valley (Harrapa) 4k years ago with plumbing and everything

>>520925642
Didn't you guys skipped the whole mask and distancing mandate?
And here you are pretending it was a holocaust.
Reminds me of someone.

>>520925741
You mean that her uncle was pimping her out to other kikes and that she wept with joy when they took her to the camps? Or that her uncle forged the diary in ballpoint pen..
Honestly I've never seen that one before, so I won't try to pretend to know.

>>520925903
It depends, are you brown or sand-niggerish?

>>520921487
lol

>>520925742
Based and Grammar NatSoc'd

>>520911342
Alright, I laughed.

>>520925902
Zozzle.

>>520925994
>touché
Which I understand means blowjob in French

>>520913673
love your stuff, God bless you

>>520925177
That would help a lot with solving overpopulation in India, thank God.

Does anybody have that meme with the Canadian mountie in the tank saying "go to school retard"?

>>520923846
youre not gonna pass brother

>>520926251
I wouldn't sauté to conclusions.

>>520925177
ONLY EFL are making these mistakes, I don't know why.

>>520925412
kek

>>520923797
Poor kid. What a shit lot he's been handed. Selfish scumbag mom.

>>520926047
Brown, with Polish girlfriend.

>>520926418
I don't, but say, WHILE you're here...
Your countrymen have neglected to perform the blessing ITT, so if you would be so kind...
Currently this is a PROFANE HUMOR THREAD

>>520912230
kek'd

>>520925955
>Didn't you guys skipped the whole mask and distancing mandate?
No. We just didn't shut down society because here we have a job culture since ages ago that if you are sick you stay at home so you don't spread it.

>And here you are pretending it was a holocaust.
It was fucked times. Propaganda was insane that made people afraid of the cold and it damaged peoples brains. I had a ex girlfriend screaming at me how I am killing grandma because I didn't stand 5 meters from the person in the line in the supermarket, Family members screaming on my birthday that I should take the vax or else grandma dies. At work I was threatened with that I could lose my job and that I would be segregated from others if I didn't take the vax.

The real holocause was the victims of the very rushed vaccine and the first version killed millions arounds the world. Not talk about everyone that was affected by the lockdowns, covid passes, covid camps, lock downs of towns, cities, police arresting people at the beach.

Its like people have forget how fucking insane it all was. Not talk about the special powers the goverment gave themselves and still have the power, the whole Digital ID and Vax pass shit, Phizer and medical industry making billions of dollars (most bought stock of politicans world wide before covid) and EU buying so many of them that they cant store it and millions of doses was destoryed or thrown away due to expire date. Bla bla bla

If people would just stay at home when they are sick that would have been fine. All the lockdowns and shit destoryed more then it helped. I can still see people wearing that mask.

OH AND WHAT FOR?! Fauci fucking made all the shit up and spread to the world and everyone fucking went bananas over got damn shit lies made up shit and of course shit was US funded in Chinese labs. Crazy shit

>>520912230
Axe commercials need to be impactful in india

>>520922690
>japon flag
You cannot escape the Rising Sun.

>>520926447
kek
>>520926455
double kek

>>520922038
anyone got the webm of the italian lady really invested in an ice hockey game?

>>520912230
I was waiting for fantaman

>>520912230
>Hey, Pajeet!
>TRY GETTING A VISA TO CANADA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BENCHOD

Lmao you pathetic racists will never fail to make my day with your pol humor threads

Face it most poc will be infinitely more sexy than any of your white genes/kids ever be. Get over it losers.

>>520922038
> Spain
> Asian
Are the Spaniards taking the yellow pill?.

>>520923470
You're all niggers

>>520926180
It's unironically one of the best movies ever made, and I've never understood why there aren't more memes about it here on 4ch. 99% of /pol/fags don't even understand the yeah reference. Guess the board is just full of newfag zoomers these days.

>>520920227
Indiatimes is all chatgpt bot spew. Worst site on or off the internet.

>>520925919
indeed, it was called Wakrishnda

>>520922766
totes

>>520919074
you piece of shit

>>520926798
You're alright Leaf, no RAKE for you.
Have this one for next time:

>>520926686
OH MY GOD!
YOU TYPED ALL OF THAT OUT??!

You must have been really traumatized.

You know on the upside everyone now knows about the jews and know that niggers are literally animals.

I think without covid most people would be still normies.

>>520922171
you have to go back to india

>>520911488
I have been sleeping pretty terribly this week. 3 hours every night for the last 6 days. I'm fucking exhasuted but I can't sleep!

>>520927126
Thank you sir, I'm a bit rusty.

>>520927086
that was a Polish man.

>>520911488
>1488

>>520919074
You rat bastard

>>520919074
This is bullshit. I've seen this message many times and I never replied and my mom is fine.

>>520927391
>7391

>>520911488
oh snap missed it

>>520919074
You are such a fucking nigger

>>520913434

Nothing like mentally scarring kids for life.

>>520927607
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


meme magic

>>520926982
>newfag zoomers
Yeah, I don't have a problem with those guys, NOBODY starts out knowing shit from here, that's why LURK MOAR is/(was) such a thing.

Truth be told, I'm more disgusted with the 90% B0ts, Jeetard Jannys, Glowniggers and Ubiquitous BROWNS just slopping around in here like it EDGYPleBBit Vers.2.3

Every once in a while you can stumble across a thread made up of 10-12 REALPosters™ before the pile-in of shill garbage kicks in.
I those threads, I Always try to impart a bit of knowledge to the newfags since how the fuck are they gonna LERN to /pol/ by lurking if nobody posts shit like :
>there are Archive(S) you can search for before it was POZZED
>Always clean your meta-data
>ALWAYS clean your URLs in links
>SCs of Socmed are FAKE and GAY without sauce
Etc..
I fear it's a lost cause these days.
So many Phonepoasters..
No one willing to dig, correctly sauce, effortpost.
The absolute state of /pol/

>>520926982
And YES it is one of the best.
Brazil is a sleeper too..
Hell, ALL of Terry Gilliams films are worth a one time watch.
As are Akira Kurosawa's

>>520914310
this is retarded
tetanus shot is standard practice after any major cut

>>520927269
YW.

>>520927699
She's gonna have trust issues for the rest of her life, kek.

I hate so much the (((no audio policy))).

How many mutilated, mute memes circulating because of it.

https://litter.catbox.moe/0ol6gem6tzhd0546.webm

>>520923506
michael j fox cannot hold children, soda, or an etch a sketch in his hands.

Michael j fox's nemesis is the etch a sketch.

Michael j fox can only work at paint shops, or make milkshakes.

>>520927536
KEK!
ROBOFAG!!

>>520922038
frog bros are absolutely not beating the allegations

>>520919419
They always talk about nazis burning books... they never talk about WHAT books were burned.
>>520919216
I audibly KEK'd. Well meme'd, my friend.

>>520925139
please dont spoonfeed the paid posters man...

>>520927784
after all these years.

I first noticed that IT IS NOT BEER!

>>520927855
Have some Just desserts

>>520927784
This nigga eatin beans

>>520928187
You're right..
But honestly, does it even matter anymore?

>>520911342
Rare Indian W

>>520928188
HH
Yeah..
I;m thinking about thos BEANS

>>520926798

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)

Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.

Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.

>>520928343
They don't think it be like it is, but it do

>>520928234
NICE!
I was looking for that as follow-up.
For >>520928188
(have ANOTHER (you) anon)

>>520911103 (OP)
Behold the ultimate Pol humor

>>520925066
It really does look like Godzilla. My first association without reading the engagement slop. No lie.
>>520922038
Ukrainian looks whitest of all of them. Weird.

>>520917711
why is this in reverse

>>520927970
Yeah and thats a ok thing, people will lie to you (in more than one way) is a valuable lesson to learn.

>>520928585
thank ye kind Sir!

>>520928188
>>520928462
Beans? Niggas it's CORN

>>520919074
asshat.

>>520928529
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>520928901

Tldr Anon

>>520928882
fo shu

>>520913434
>tfw when no ghost gook gf

>>520928631
Its not. this one is

joeschmoe is just... awful
just.......
just the worst. as bad as it gets.
good lord, what's happening in that humo thread!?
joeschmoe is fucken happening
just.......
i apologize on behalf of god
for joeschmoe

>>520919074
Nigger

>>520919074
My mom is already died last year

>>520928882
FUCK ME!
All this time...
It's like the Roastie in a Gym video where she's making fun of the guy behind her.
TFW you realize he ISN'T wearing a headset.


Breaks over...Gotta go
See you guys in the next one.

>>520926156
>thankfully they both died
lost

>>520919074
All my homies hate h*ngarians

>>520919074
Fuck you.

>>520911235
Zeisty lil nigga

>>520929291
fucking kek

jews edited his wikipedia page and removed that he is jewish

>>520929076

Probably Anon

But not as awful as (((them and those))) which are all going to Hell by their own karmas :)

>>520929773
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Richard_Sackler&action=history

I knew I read it on his wiki that he is jewish

>>520912230
>>520926706

>>520927927
And Kitano all day, Sonatine is my jam

>>520928621
I would say it's more of a femur than a hourous

>>520912230
>excellent work Agent 47

>It's Diwali in Brampton.
>The streets are designated.
>Your vagene doesn't have to be.
>Rape-aXe™

you have to post 18 to be here

Soundless webm that you can still hear.

>>520931732
>All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
>Now I want to kill her
Have fun being beaten to death.

>>520931732
I hope they consider the cultural differences

his shoes are sweaty, take em off, fumes are heady
there's semen on his hoodie already, you can bet he
can drop bombs, where the street's designetti
when he squats down, the whole crowd spreads way out
he opens his cloth and his chakra gets loud
he's squirtin now, everybody's hurtin now
the brown runs outward all around, blaow
snap back to banality, oops there goes sanity
oops there goes sanjay, he poops once again and he
proves he's your enemy twenty-four-seven, he
knows his whole scam is for dopes, it don't matter, he
knows when he goes back to his homeland
it's over, he's broke, he'll be smokin the poles and it's
cool because yo, it's the bros and they know
any hole is a goal, and they capture the moment
you better choose a visa and use it
the moment you own it, get aboard a plane and go (GO)
you only get one shot to squat in the west, you know
or maybe not, if you got proper brahmin b.o.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaGb5ooswYA

>>520931975
>Implying he wasn't going to decapitate her and stuff her corpse in a trashcan anyways

>>520923470
Aren't the south indian dravidians both significantly richer and cleaner? Poos are so disgusting that even their niggers are better than them.

>>520924116
Wow someone remembers that show. I sent a screenshot of this to Al Jean. He just stepped down as showrunner, btw. Of the successful cartoon, obviously I mean.
>t. Basically Martin Prince

>>520913491
Why was Mel mad?

>>520926786
>I was waiting for fantaman
I got you senpai

>>520926482
I make them all the time phone posting with my contacts in (at my age I have to pick between near and far sighted.)
I've become very lazy.

I hate the Anti-Christ.

>>520919074
fucker

>>520925139
Why are the french so fucking retarded?

>>520919074
Its cool bros, I got this covered.

>>520933163
anti-semite !

>>520913995
street lights are the least of their problems

>>520924212
lmao, post hand

>>520912230
Jeetson Voorjeet

>>520927699
She's gonna kill them in 10 years.

>>520911103 (OP)
Nigger

>>520917711
Why was he wearing Crocs (in public no less)?

>>520914858
Find nurse. Beyond that is only your imagination.

>>520927198
Mate, everyone's traumatised about it.
Some already processed it and moved on, perhaps a lot of /pol/ users. Others process it now.
Most hide it. That will kill them one day.

>>520932736
Probably because the nigger was making little eye contact with him and focusing solely on the girl he was with.

>>520927956
No you dumb shit they cannot give it to you if you do not want it. Any cut with an object not sitting in piss and shit of animals and dirt - you're pretty safe. Cut your head off then take your booster.

>>520922038
This is surprising. I was expecting the punch-line to be Britian, and for it show some hideous crone or the R.L. version of the big fat guy from the 'Norf F.C.' memes.

>>520927699
no way lmao

>>520919419
Wow he's literally me.

>>520926790
Underrated