Thread 520915867

>Reeves 'plotting a raid on pension pots by targeting salary sacrifice schemes' as Labour peer questions why party promised not to put up income tax
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15270657/Reeves-raid-pension-pots-Labour-peer-taxes-working-people.html
>The UK city so troubled you have to 'step over a druggie to get anywhere'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130925/uk-city-gone-downhill-you
>Inside the NHS’s ‘insane’ £1.4bn push for net zero
https://archive.ph/BsyLC
>Cutting home insulation funding will imperil UK’s climate goals, Reeves told
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/nov/08/cutting-home-insulation-funding-imperil-uk-climate-goals-reeves-told
>Calls for Starmer to face investigation over appointment of football regulator chair
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-football-regulator-kogan-investigation-tories-ethics-adviser-b2861177.html
>Met Police chief accused of making ‘thinly veiled threat’ to senior officers over job cuts
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-chief-accused-of-making-threats-senior-officers-over-job-cuts-b1257200.html

I'm thinking this is the thread

England going to get brutalised by angry Fijians in ten mintues..

test (what is going on)

We've got the recipe, they can go home now.

>>520916278
>fkin them
Elmer writing recipes now?

Comfy tonight lads

well rusty on curries

>>520915867 (OP)
>Blair decriminalised treason for a reason.
Is this what they call revisionist history?

>>520916610
Love it lad

>>520916610
I buy spice tailor packets desu

>>520916533
>Elmer
>Sire, thou art a sodomite

>>520916624
It’s what they call retardation.

>>520916533
kek

>>520916827
driving around in the rain with the top down for the rest of his life

>>520916610
Cor

Lib Dems released an attack video on Nigel, but forgot to include any actual attacks except his association with Trump. Didn't even include the overused out of context quote on muh NHS. Utterly useless party.

https://xcancel.com/LibDems/status/1987203724817645931#m

>>520915867 (OP)
> Labour MPs call on Mahmood to soften migration plans

Only the Conservatives can be trusted to make a positive economic case for mass immigration

>>520917279
Lib Dems must be fuming at being in last place as always

Watching big hero 6 cause fuck it why not

I don't even masturbate much anymore.
I'm 32.
Slept 5 hours a night while cagecucking at my old job for 5 years.
Got laid off 2 months ago.
That, plus the fact I only masturbated by dryhumping a pillow while limp since I was 8, I got erectile dysfunction.
I could fix it with 40mg Viagra but even then my boner only lasted 5 minutes.
Finally a few weeks ago I managed to cum from normal masturbation for the first time, with a boner I didn't Viagra for, and didn't once more.
I hardly masturbate anymore. My libido is dead. I have a gf and I want to fuck her, mentally, but physically everything jsut isn't there.
I don't know what to do. I'm not fat and I don't eat goyslop. I stopped prone masturbating but I can't get hard from being around women anymore. I don't feel that same explosive need to fuck everything in sight like I used to.

>>520917279
>Lib Dems
What's the poin in them? Why do they even exist?

>>520917350
Literally their only purpose now is a dumping ground for Tory voters who think Farage is literally Hitler. Everyone on the left is now going for the Greens or Your Party instead. Greens have more members than them, even Your Party isn't far behind Lib Dems in members.

>>520917406
downloaded the chainsaw man movie then saw it was a cam rip well pissed off

>>520917279
For a lot of people, it really is enough to be associated with Trump. Don't forget how insane some people are over him.

>>520917479
Have you tried Ashwagandha la?

>>520917578
Just downloaded 28 years later. Not sure if it'll be a camrip or not

>>520917519
Tradition, probably. They're a relic. They're just there because we've always had Liberal Democrats.

>>520917710
there's been 4k copies out for weeks lad

>>520917479
I never felt the explosive need to fuck anything ever, so there's that. I'm just hanging around until I die or whatever

Apparently talk is growing on Labour ditching Starmer sooner. Now BEFORE the local elections.

https://archive.is/zIa6Q

>>520917749
Kek, I'm out of the loop

>>520917749
do you think you got it yeh? 4000 pixels wide will be enough yeh? 55 inch screen at 72dpi would get the job done to see some fucking goyslop propaganda?

>>520917834
wigger starmer done him

>>520917479
You might be trans, have you tried knee high socks and learning how to program computers

>>520917874
uh you can also watch cool anime on it not just jewish propaganda

Women hate it when average guys leer at her arse because when they try to fart it will smell like KFC, proving she's fucking a BBC that took her out for a KFC meal date before the bedroom session, and men can pick up on that.
Especially if they claim to be vegan (no woman is an actual vegan, just liars who want to virtue signal)

>>520917691
Has he got a floppy willy? (the only thing it's good for)

that's on simmer now. my very own knock-off masala

>>520917834
It's Lammy's turn!
Lammy vs. Badenoch would be a very good look for our country. It would show we are progressive and forward-thinking, and that will encourage Business to invest in Brand Britain.

>>520918104
clarse

>>520918104
Add a bit of honey. Trust me, bro.

>>520917957
that shit should jpeg down to like 240p without even noticing any difference

>>520918250
haven't got any :/

>>520917479
You might be a gay. Try buying a bottle of gin to confirm it.

>>520916578
Noticed there was a protest in altringcham earlier.
Fell asleep though.

>>520918259
you jealous of my OLED TV?

>>520917998
>consensual, eager sex between 18 and 22 year olds is on par with someone saying no
>worse than people stealing money, sex where someone is nervous, drunk sex, applying pressure etc
I want to punch the american who made that in the face.

>>520917479
that's nuts. i get mad erections all the time. especially when waking up. i wank maybe every 5 days

>>520917479
try >>>/adv/
>>>/pol/ isn't the place for your whinging.

>>520918400
It can't be anything other than bait, r-right?
Also stealing your money back from a hooker is obscenely based

>>520918301
dark chocolate

>>520917479
you wore a chastity cage for 5 years?

>>520918457
please be kind.

>>520918113
And then they replace Olukemi with Cleverly

>>520917479
You can try Maca, Chocolate, Red wine, Red grapes (Give it a day or two on these) Ashwaganda. Oranges.

>>520918426
The question is, who is better? Kier became party leader by being the most sane resident in the nuthouse. That hasn't changed.

>>520918426
>hand the country to farrage
it's bizarre that they view it this way
if democracy got them the job, then democracy can also show them the door
(spoiler: democracy is a lie)

It's funny seeing Joe Rogan cultists crashing out realising he's a liar and that they've been actively deceived.
He has literal billionaires on his show, how could you not put 2 and 2 together?

>>520918656
no he didn't
he subverted the party at the behest of davos

>>520918680
>it's bizarre that they view it this way
Reminder: "Our Democracy" doesn't include you.

>>520918625
Do you go to your local council offices to complain about your limp dick, no of course not.
I have been kind telling you where to go to get an answer. You're just an argumentitive lonley larper. kys.

If you seriously think he's anything more than a bought shill you're cooked

>>520918656
>Kier became party leader by being the most sane resident in the nuthouse
It was more of a competition of who can suck even more jewish cock than usual since their previous leader was Corbyn, and they (wrongly) believed there was a "muh antisemitism" problem. So the leader was picked on who could best purge the party of the le ebil anti semites (anyone who slightly criticised israel).

>>520918718
Give us more context

>>520916079
i'll agree for now but i'm wary of people so wary.

for too long I've lived in ignorance of myself, it is time to put down the bottle, to grow the fuck up because we are in serious fucking shit.

>>520918638
>>520917691
what is ashwagandhi?

>>520917479
Climate change innit? Just block out the sun lad. And if that fails, you could always bring in more niggers. Not sure how that helps your problem, but brits seem to think it solves everything.

>>520918656
Thats their problem, all the rest are worse than starmer. What can they do, lammy, bring back dogfood cheat woman, red ed? Theyre fucked.

Might open a safe house for accidentally released prisoners, like a halfway house B&B

>>520918718
What exactly made those retards realize this?

>>520918718
Why what’s happened?

I'm not a leader, i could never successfully be a leader. I'm just not fit for it, but i can fucking fight, you bet i can fucking fight.

>>520917479
Most men only get that late 40s/early 50s. Could be a testosterone problem, or some psychological issue.

>>520916610
al's kitchen on youtube. boil some onions, blend them, add some spices. good curry.

>>520918867
Weak bait.

>>520918832
>>520918743
Grand. Who is better then? Kier's party election platofrm was "vote for me, I may be a petty and useless tyrant but everyone else is batshit crazy". That hasn't changed.

>>520918905
Could be a good gig for people smugglers: bring the engineers in, then after they got rapey and accidentally released take them back to france before plod finds them.

>>520918931
>>520918933
Many of them still haven't.

>>520918940
>Most men only get that late 40s/early 50s
Not this old fuck - he's probably unfit

haven’t slept in two days feel fine wonder how long I can keep this going

>>520919023
here's a crazy idea, put it to a vote

>>520918316
kek

needs more cream cheese

(forgot cream)

They should have a vote of 'confidence' every 2 months.

Let's have a scroll through the cabinet...anyone see any decent alternative to Kier.....anybody? For me it's this guy with no face.

https://members.parliament.uk/government/cabinet

>>520919156
Grim

>>520919081
Me either. I tried to get t for lifting etc doc thought i was already juicing i had so much. I bang my missus and still need to crank one out a couple of hours later.

ZMA is good stuff.

>>520919184
Hermer is the cunt who pushed Chagos through

>>520919069
Or a switcheroo. Abdul gets released, comes to the safe house. I source another brownoid, vaguely similar looking to be caught and take his place. Abdul goes free, Abdul 2.0 serves the paltry remaining sentence with time off for turning himself in ad therefore can pay off his smuggling debt and gets paperwork on release making him "legal" and plod (increasingly brown themselves) is happy to have detained someone to make the embarrassment go away, add bribes if they kvetch.

>>520917834
it's

>>520917869
HUGE FLOPPY ZOMBIE DICK
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>520917834
sorry, it's a genuine wonder it's taken this long
goes to show where the politicians who run this country's head has been at
they didn't think about this until him and Reeves cocked up the budget this bad
>gathering dissent and historically pissed off population
>nah
>THE MONEY
>OH NO

fucking hell

>>520919183
We should go old school. Pm lasts 5 years then the speaker of the house kills him and uses his entrails to divine the next pm.

>>520919253
I don't juice - workout 3 times a week and still worry the mrs in the mornings

Potato is the most important vegetable

>>520918718
>crashing out
Zoomerism.

>>520919373
no, keep all of that but only if he doesn't pass a bi-monthly vote of confidence. He's doing a job, he's not in charge, mother fucker needs to remember that

cba to go to the shops and get beers

What I find funny is just how much damage, fear and chaos the budget has done for several weeks, despite it not even happening yet. We still have two and a half weeks to go.

>>520919512
Deliveroo will deliver from supermarkets

>>520919437
this. absolutely retarded brainrot terminology

>>520919394
Does my nut, women just have to ask for hrt and they get it. If your a mentalist who wants to chop her tits off, you get t. Want it just to get stronger, sorry thats dangerous.

>>520919426
don't eat plants they're bad for you

>>520919426
why haven't they bred a potato tree yet? just make the apples more starchy and dense and bobs your uncle

>>520919373
>We should go old school
I agree

>>520919577
>>520919512
Tesco whoosh is better value

t. knower

>>520919437
reject crashing out modernity, embrace meltdown tradition

>>520918631
Keir vs. Kemi could be any country.
But David vs. James is so very truly British.

>>520919619
just shuffle off to spar you mangy skaghead

>>520919619
>Tesco whoosh
What a stupid name

>>520919671
Imagine the memes
>Whose jollof are you eating?????

>>520917479
>I got erectile dysfunction.
you need to eat saturated animal fat, you fell for the plants are good for you meme. seed oils and beer lower your T.

>>520919531
It surprises me how normalised the Budget is.
I didn't think about it until I moved away.
Other countries just don't do it - a yearly tax grab - it's fucked-up

mum likes my curry! says it tastes a bit like the takeaway.

might watch some cyprus videos soon

>>520919437
It's just a term and/or meme, much like much else you read here.

>>520919531
they do it on purpose. Why do they need to wait before announcing it? just do it

>>520919599
it's legal in UK isn't it? You just know a guy in the gym or something?
I'm sure I could get it delivered but it's illegal here.

>>520916827
who/what/where?

>>520919832
iceland frozen curries are TOP TIER lad

>>520919850
no-one here gives a shit about some bald yankee griftslop merchant

>>520919832
hope your internet goes down so you can't

>>520919882
last year

>>520919908
if its forren its MUCK

>>520917479
saturated animal fat is necessary for hormone production in both men and women. Their are women who lost their period done carnivore for 1 or 2 month and regained their period. I am not making that shit up.

if you do not take action to correct your health after what i said then you have no one else to blame but your own stupid ignorance.

>>520919897
not to toot my own horn but it's better than their quid curries (if they're even a quid anymore)

>>520919795
what's the difference between this one and april because in april at least everybody elses money goes up too, a little, in-line with "living standards" and "inflation" or whatever
but this one is like they just decide to take more money with basically no increase in living standards, just before christmas

the fuck

>>520919908
>The YouTube channel PowerfulJRE (associated with The Joe Rogan Experience) is listed on Wikipedia as having 6.1 billion views overall (as of April 5 2025)
You're wrong.

>>520919875
the new fast and furious looks shit

might go shop now

https://youtu.be/fNU-XAZjhzA?si=5DmTl9RQBkuDExB3

>>520919956
exactly. bit of red meat and he'll be spunking to april rose like the best of us.

>>520919965
£2.50 or 2 for £4.00

of course making it yourself will be nicer lad, just a decent quick option, trust me, big lad knows

>>520920030
oh, do you mean the decent ones? i was going on about the 1 quid chicken curry and rice.

dunno if it's better than their nice curries. will have to leave it overnight so it firms up and flavours itself more and I'll let you know

>>520919875
kek

>>520919956
>>520919785
I eat meat, but only white, and I only drink 2 bottles of wine per night

>>520919954
You were just expressing iceland's curries are "top-tier" come on now

>>520920027
yeah, mince beef with raw onion works a charm. if he don't like that, then he can shut up.

Tip if he is reading, don't over cook your beef. I survived many pink mince beef even the lowerest price shit you can buy in the supermarkets 20% fat is what he needs. It tastes better when its underdone, just need some lemons on hand incase you feel iffy.

>>520920030
It's better because you can make loads at once. Have more if you're hungry, save some for tomorrow, or have a second dinner a bit later.

I would like to give a round of applause for Timmy on his new status as a Big Lad.

>>520920132
curry is hardly forren is it
especially not if it comes from iceland

>>520915867 (OP)
it's going to be funny where all the destitute Reform voters get their bennies cut and NHS goes fully private (and immigration continues)

>>520920205
They're trying to feed him to death - as you would

>>520920178
there's no setup to this 'joke' there is nothing to tie in the singer 'Prince' it's just
>huurrrr that's something I know

>>520920231
Funny guy.
Curry has been made in many forms in many parts of the world, yes.

>>520920205
Is he big or just bloated?

To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

>>520920128
>but only white
there is your problem fag

also microwave chicken dinner is not fucking food

stop drinking coffee and tea its garbage, stop listening to idiots. eat what we use to fucking eat, cook you food in animal fat, limit things like bread, its ok to eat some but you don't need it all the time.

>>520918862
A placebo.
Waste of money.

>>520920284
I'm not sure you get it if you think it's just a joke.

>>520920304
He eats lots of din dins, suppers, lunches and brekkies. Just check his Twitter.

fuck, forgot me rice to biryani it

>>520920175
biggest lie they did was introduce that 5% mince shite and convince everyone it's better. bit of animal fat in him and he'll get as virile as the rest of us.

>>520920308
are you muslim? then drink
if you're not muslim, then don't drink

>>520920308
put 10 quid in a pot, and then you can have double beer tomorrow

>>520919156
ffs, use butter you heathen.

>>520920308
might aswell. might make that bird appear

>>520917479
might want to check your T levels i was like a rabid teenager even through 30's. Only the past few years at 41 have i noticed i careless about whacking off or having sex, i've started to get repulsed by porn and women's slutty behaviour, i even cringe at the thoughts of some of the things i've done in the past, starting to feel more and more like a holy man these days.

>>520920332
>hurrrr I've heard that before
it's like the ex-tractor fan 'joke' - it isn't a joke

>>520920267
>That billionaire would never lie to me!
>https://youtu.be/K8V4VNBw078

>>520920416
you can use both

>>520915867 (OP)
>treason
there is no such thing as treason against anything incorporated

>>520920468
What?

>>520920394
I've already got 7 Perlenbacher in the fridge and about a bottle of rum, and I don't even know how many bottles of red wine.
I could save it or I could go all-in tonight.
>>520920422
Fuck buddy hasn't messaged for a week, I think she's got a new vibrator or something. It's not on.

>>520920549
that's what I thought, nerd

https://xcancel.com/dave24144975/status/1986914625766498790#m
>School run in multicultural Birmingham
lol

>>520919785
*hydrogenated seed oils
Get it right, Professor.
Cold pressed are beneficial.

>>520920568
poor show. you should be making her cum multiple times each session with just your index and middle finger, then sticking it in and she keeps contracting whilst you're ploughing her.

>>520920529
that’s what a technocrat would say, jog off back to the world economic forum you technocrat

>>520920666
>Satan trips
I do, but she squirts everywhere. Her settee is starting to stink.

>>520919980
Testing the financial markets.
If they shit the bed then it’s the IMF begging bowl for her.

>>520920267
>NHS goes fully private
Careful lad. That's against blasphemy lawrs innit?

>>520919156
Get it in.

you technocRAT!

>>520920368
I always go for not less than 18% fat, i'll take the entire thing and press it flat against the pan, then leave for a few seconds before i start to section it into patties kind of. Then i will flip them over repeatly but i never fully cook them. last only 1 day in fridge though, you can't trust meat that is partly cooks and raw in the middle due to the way heat destroys its PH protecting properties. So its best to take a pack of it and separate into bags for the freezer otherwise there will be a lot of waste because eating 500 grams of 20% is a bit too much for most inactives.

you can get about 3 meals out of 500 grams of 20% if all you do is sit on your arse all day. Plus not fully cooking it means its got way more nutrition and so it is way more satiating. It is still a risky though because you never know with mince meat. Steaks can absolutely be eaten raw right out of the package, its just muscle meat and bacteria can't grow on it due to its low PH. But steak is expensive!

allow steak to room temp.

>>520920740
that's fucking peak man my ex squirted all over the sofa. smelt like pennies and a bit of piss for ages until i made her deep clean it

https://xcancel.com/MothinAli/status/1987183390538223626#m
>Last night in Leeds, I joined a powerful demo after recent attacks on brown women across the UK.
>I almost didn’t want to speak — because it’s women’s voices that need to be amplified. But this had to be said.
>If I say Sarah Everard, most people know that name.
>If I say Sabina Nessa, far fewer do.
>Two women. Two murders. Two acts of sexual violence — but treated so differently.
>And now, we’re seeing racists so emboldened that they’re using the rape as a weapon of intimidation.
Scum

>>520918862
It sometimes works, i wank like 3 times a day at 40 if i drink cocoa powder (not the store with sugar in, the raw cocoa power 100%) grapes do it for me

Dannys on another straight jacket binge and accused his brother of being bisexual and taking his trousers off to look at his cock. Truly entertaining stuff.

>>520920422
meh come on you can get better
why? tell sell corona straight there in your store, or fosters for that matter beats budweiser at least

wish id asked that nog in town where he got his bud from now not going to sleep again am I

>>520919875
Grog
make him browse 4chan /pol/

>>520920587
>*hydrogenated seed oils
all seed oils faggot. go drink some more fucking retard juice. limp dick retard.

>>520920529
>>520920752
>>520920773
Filtered.

>>520920832
>across the UK
Two women. One was fake, the other they still haven't found anyone.
The traitorous left will kick off about that but sleep on the thousands of kids.

All this Indian slop - I've got 3 kg of pork slowly roasting.
House smells lovely

>>520917479

got lot of experience with this lad

first thing i'll say is this, if you dont use your willy you lose it
not even joking either, your erectile tissue loses elasticity if you don't get boners, and this is irreversible, your willy will shrink and get smaller until ever getting a stiffy is impossible
get a willy pump (proper one from pharmacy) and use it at least 10 minutes a day for 5 days week, this'll stop your willy shrinking

next is whether you get morning wood or not
if you do your problem is most likely in your head and drugs wont fix it, if not then it's a physical issue and drugs may fix it depending on how bad it is

viagra is shite, try tadalafil instead but always come armed with a supply of paracetamol and ibuprofen and something for heart burn if you do
tadalafil lasts 36-48 hours, has less side effects and usually works bit better than viagra, and you dont need prescription for it anymore
but it will probably give you heart burn and rarely gives you killer back pain (paracetamol/ibuprofen help with this)

if that still don't work then you got two options left really, maybe 3 if you want to be risky

first is willy injections, if you're physically capable of getting boner, these will work, but you need a prescription to get them and injecting your willy fucking hurts like fuck

if you think it's just your libido, look into pt-141, you can buy it online but it's a risk whether you get real shite or not, you inject it in your belly fat and and hour or two later it makes you horny as fuck

final option if nothing else works is a robowilly
this is permanent, cannot be undone, you will never get stiffy again without it but it 100% works, you can get them through nhs but process is long and you have to go through it all before qualifying then probably have to wait years more to get it
or you can pay, but that'll cost you around £15,000
robowillies however need replacing every 10+ years

>>520915867 (OP)
How are Brits unaware that Starmer is a jew? The info on his family is easy to find

>>520920587
>Cold pressed are beneficial.
don't care what they do to it, it still tastes like (bitter, brains meaning for toxic) and smells like shit before its processed.

>>520920096
>1 quid chicken curry and rice
not those nasties kek

I await an update then lad

>Packed out room at the Leeds Bangladeshi Centre for our regional party AGM, the energy in the room is phenomenal! Loads of new members full of energy and raring to get to work!
>Next stop Peterborough!
me in the three stripe and burkha

>filtered
Too late. You've already felt a yank presence. See you next thread

People still blasting fireworks intermittently and shitting me up

>>520920909
Are you having another Blair decriminalised treason moment, mate?

>>520920981
kek is this the greens

>>520920907
>>520920936
>>520920943
>>520920969
Filtared

>>520920132
sorry lad, curry gets a pass. Unwritten rule.

>>520920832
>Sabina Nessa
her murder rapist was a albanian deliveroo driver which is kind of fitting, people don't remember her name because there's loads of them. A policeman doing it is a bit different although i think he was the fall guy for a diplomatic party gone wrong.

>>520920936
corr love it, love a bit of crackling me

>>520920814
>not loving the smell of your female all over your shit
>not wanting to assert dominance over all that enter your place
...

>>520920981
>>Next stop Peterborough!
>under your seats you'll find your stab vests

>>520920913
That hurts my feelings when you say filtered.

>>520921119
https://xcancel.com/MothinAli/status/1987176034500833513#m
Yeah, yet another attempt at making the crusties/pakis alliance work

>>520920811
yeah i always portion shit off and freeze, it's just what you should do.

are you a chef or something? i usually follow recipes off the internet but adapt them for keto/low carb. for instance the cauliflower rice has a very similar texture to real rice and it acts as a brilliant bulking/thickening agent if you prepare a casserole or stew without adding the dashes of flour you usually would if eating carbs.

given up on steak i won't lie. instead of that i freeze 2 chicken thighs with 2 drumsticks in a freezer bag. defrost, season with hot curry powder and chilli powder with olive oil (what oil should I use for this? olive oil has a low smoke point or something) and have that in lieu of a steak these days.

can't agree with the raw ahit you said, worms man

>>520920981
Always with the puffer jackets
Is there some obscure Hadith that said Mohammad dressed like the Michelin Man?

>>520920997
We know.
Smelled you the moment you turned up, shartacus.

>>520921185
me too - not going to get much out of this roast though

>>520920943
is this josh? Thank you for the advice. I'll look into tadalafil

>>520920981
There's a certain look to these people, isn't there.
I'm surprised they haven't trained any algorithms on this. You could identify what a person thinks and believes in just from a look.

>>520915867 (OP)
Not until treason is actually punished with execution

>>520921255
have the boys at CERN been fucking around with the timelines again?

>>520921289

if you're not getting morning wood you also need to get a willy pump, i aint joking with that shit
if you don't get morning wood, you can expect to lose anywhere from 1-2cm of your willies length a year, maybe more and there is absolutely nothing that can undo this loss

>>520920876
fosters is absolute wank. if my shop sold it i would always buy Warka, a polish beer.
>>520920979
roger that
>>520921192
nah man. she can spunk all over her shit at her place. i want to be able to smell my fucking scented candles

>>520921351
Yeah, the founding fathers should have been hanged.

>>520921389
>Bibendum

fuck sake

>>520916624
It’s ironic after seeing what’s going in USA. I was expecting elections to go Republicans way but nope.

>>520921241
Just spotted the cuckmuzzle wearer at the back

>>520921255
MAN'S NOT HOT!
I do somewhat think that either they're genuinely cold because they're not built for this weather (and run their heating at 40C), or subconsciously they think they're too could likely from mummy nagging them them to put on a jacket, or they do it as a rejection of "integration" to stand out as it's become roadman coded.

>>520920936
unironically having ribbs tomorrow

>>520921404
Is it really this serious? Where would you buy willy pumps, amazon? And i thought you were joking but there are penile implants and robotic willies . I don't think I'd qualify

>>520921389
yeah and "Moby Dick" is now "Moby-Dick"
oooOOOOooo

biryani-ing

>>520917350
While Green Party vacuum up left leaning Labour while Rightoids leaning go Reform. It’s weird remembering Lib Democrat alliance with Tories.

>>520921486
imbibe that pint lad

Get the fuck out of the kitchen mum I'm desperately trying to masturbate and you are making me so fucking angry

>>520921515
pink hair? she has to wear that to keep her Long Covid PIP claim valid

>>520921539
you can tell the city kids from the townie kids because city kids always wear puffy jackets but townie kids wear more sensible clothes
it's legitimately strange

puffy jackets are the worst in the wet

>>520921543
I came

>>520921547
Do it, man.
Robocock is an awesome nickname and you know it’s going to pique women’s interest.

almost got a good captcha but it was one letter off fuck sake

>>520921767
first left

Haven't been on faceb**k in decades, but it can't be much different to this place, all the boomera swapping recipes like old women, doesn't anyone in here have even normal testosterone levels?

>>520921547

yes, it is that serious
you can buy a real, safe to use willy pump from most any pharmacy but they can cost quiet a bit (you can buy'em online no need to go in the store), wouldn't risk buying some cheap shite off of amazon, what you want is a proper medical device not some cheap toy

you should use it 10ish minutes a day, 5+ days a week, more is better but no more than 20 minutes a day

process is simple, you put willy in and pump it up, leave it a short while then deflate, rest 5 seconds and do it again
pump it up slowly, should take 20 or so seconds to get fully hard, then leave it fully inflated for another 30ish seconds
if you doing it right, one whole cycle of pump, wait, deflate and rest should take a minute

>>520921694

can confirm this, had little asian girl well impressed at me robowilly back in september

>>520921254
>are you a chef or something?
nah I've just eaten every fad diet out there really including vegan which i regret. So i know what does taste good, i'm still learning though, always open to suggestions. Meat is my staple food these days due to it being very low in inflammation which i suffered a lot from. I do not cut out bread as of like 2 months ago because i noted improvements in health with my skin. I think i lacked omega 6 on carnivore, it also caused leg cramps and gave me the shits every now and again.

i think really its all about that yin yang shite the Chinese talk about, its a balance you need between foods which are sweet and foods which are savory. but that balance is not 50/50 its more meat and less plant. but not strictly limiting like keto diet, keto is better but its not perfect. paleo also better but it will make you fat.

i found that fruit and meat was not optimal for me. I suspect it might be citrus, now they do put a lot of citrus as a preservative in processed foods.

there is still a lot of self study i'd need to do, i can't really say for sure what is right or wrong, i can only share what i've experienced over the years.

But i know what caused ED with myself, it was the vegan diet.

>>520921694
>did ya hear about jonesy
>he got a robotic COCK
every female in earshot is gonna be interested in that

>>520921638
Oh shit there's two of them, I was on about the black ponytailed bloke above the redhead in the yellow and white jumper

She was a girl from birmingham

>>520921410
>nah man. she can spunk all over her shit at her place. i want to be able to smell my fucking scented candles
i was just joking man

>>520921675
>puffy jackets are the worst in the wet
Guess they're not meant to actually be practical and they're just for aesthetics? I so old I remember when puffy jackets were well bent innit

>>520919072
I just saw WWE is collapsing with AEW maybe having the last laugh.

>>520921410
>warka
never even heard of it. is so dumb man due to the severe alcohol taxes here, I haven't in a few years but I used to buy a lot of smuggled.. polish beers... tyskie zubr and another one I can't remember the name of..

not good any of those
... sigh to live in a out taxed shithole, were the largest part of organized crime... is the smuggling, of cigarettes, polish beer and vodker... ugh

>>520921852
my mum's been getting loads of 5 year old /pol/ tier conspiracy shit appearing on her feed she tells me. she's going on about how she's joined a load of conspiracy groups and is calling hollywood "actresses" men and it's a satanic ritual that they have to do.

Lots of fireworks tonight. Setting off my auditory paranoia.
>>520921855
would you say anyone could benefit from a pump? i will have to get one, but is there any cons that would make it bad?

>>520919956
i remember reading about how germans lived after WW1 and they were eating raw meats even raw chicken and all kinds of crazy cheeses, and it said how they and their children became some of the most genetically healthy people that there's ever been in recent times. Funny how after WW2 there was a lot of propaganda pushing pasteurised foods and processed grains putting all kinds of inflammation in the body.

>>520921974
the turd golems really drank down the country music meme

>>520921920
She got stabbed by a boatwog

>>520921486
dinnit spill that on that shirt mind, we still need you to be allowed into that posh restaurant across road.

>>520921890
Oh yeah, right at the back I see him. They both seem young(ish), there really is a trend of younger people who, excuse the cliche, got completely ONESHOTTED by Covid where they're avid rules followers to this day but also want to have edgy and iconoclastic politics, not that the Greens are actually radicals, they're in reality arch conservatives but they present themselves otherwise. Their only real complaints would be foreign policy and the alliance with Israel but they can't accept that that's non negotiable (and their patron).

>>520921992

if you can get a boner then a willy pump is kind of pointless
if you're not getting any boners then the tissue becomes less elastic over time which results in your willy literally shrinking over time, until eventually the tissue can lose so much elasticity you just cannot get a stiffy anymore, once this happens more or less nothing can undo this
a willy pump is just stopping this from happening, it's stretching out the tissue, and getting blood in the willy

there is no real benefit to using one if you are getting normal stiffies, all the pump does is force you to get a stiffy

>>520921985
It's improved since I was there last by the sound of it

>*kkksssccchhsssttt*
Lager has been opened. I repeat, lager is open. Over.
>*kscchhssst*

>>520921993
Sounds like our masters learned lessons.

elmer facedoxx

>>520921955
QRD?
I cancelled my subscription when they put (((heyman))) in creative control. Became nothing but niggers after that.

>>520921389
never trusted that guy

>>520922182
Chinky Dan dunt care about the state of the lads, he dunt mind if we wear trackies as long as we give him sum gud banter, he's a good lad

>>520921767
They know how unattractive this is, and that’s the point.

>>520922221
drinking, on a Saturday night before morning church?

>>520921993
It's why they'e still very frugal. Aldi & Lidl didn't start there by accident.
Also why Walmart couldn't work there

>>520922221
Soooooo fucking close, man.
Unlucky.

>>520921982
>zubr
man oh man when i used to binge on coke i'd fill a whole black sack full of those cans. proper good drink if you're messy as fuck.
>>520921930
i weren't
>>520921863
with the whole keto shit i purely judge it by how it changed my bodily processes. I've tried calorie counting but you end up feeling hungry all the time. about a week or 10 days into keto you experience the flatline. it was described to me as when you eat carbs it's like going up in a rollercoaster, only to crash down and get more hungry, then subsequently eat again. i noticed when in deep ketosis rather than going up and down you're just level. you never feel hungry, and when you've eaten you don't feel full but you know you're satiated. i scoffed at first when I heard about it, and then failed multiple times because it's fucking hard to stick to. but you end up having to set reminders on your phone when to eat, because you genuinely forget.

works for me l, not everyone I guess

>>520922490
Yes

>>520912819
>>520912819
we're recycling
sojourn serendipitously

>>520922221
one small sip for polishki... god damnit now I want to taste this beer

I have never been to poland, just bought their smuggled beers

>>520922593
yeah but not until 300 you dopey dick

>>520921993
>raw chicken
don't do that here, our chicken is not safe to eat raw due to the way things have changed. Only chickens raised naturally can be eaten raw. never take that risk, also pork is not safe to eat raw int he UK. Lamb must never be eaten raw either. Fish and beef on the other hand you can eat some fish raw, most beef raw also even if it is minced, the UK has decently good standards with its beef, I'd go with Irish beef to be sure.

chicken would fucking kill you though, so don't.

>>520915867 (OP)
>be citizen in Birmingham
>walking the street
>get stabbed in the neck randomly

Erm, but weird lads innit part n parcel

>>520922627
absolutely 11/10 top tier beer i promise you

dans a gud won innit then

wont bother with blair and op, total nonces yah

>>520922627
This is what I'm drinking.
No polish shite, this is premium *checks notes* French brewed lager.
Oh dear.

>>520922811
that the one out of lidl? haven't been there in ages

>>520920666
Slightly unrealistic ambitions, given that women’s fuck holes are insensate gaping caverns that they barely feel unless it’s being stretched to breaking point or hit with a paving slab smasher.

>>520922811
>French brewed lager.
truly nothing is sacred anymore

>>520921993
>>520922698
ah, one tip, if some meat raw tastes bitter even in the slightest hint bin it. its ok if it is going brown and tastes sour that is fermentation and also the hemoglobin becoming de-oxidized. but any hint of bitter taste just bin it, your tongue is programmed to taste when something is not safe to eat. toxcins from bacteria tastes bitter.

Fresh bread.
Migrate when ready.
>>520922932
>>520922932
>>520922932

>>520922869
Ya
>>520922926
I thought it was German to be desu. Tastes orate.

Anyone here drink most nights?

>>520923001
>most nights
Where's that brewed?

>>520920284
Are you thick? Prince changes his name to a symbol and so it was often labelled as formerly known as Prince.
Andrew has lost his title royal title and is no longer a prince. Formerly known as Prince Andrew.
Simple as that, retard.

Asda in my area must have found some pallets of the discontinued 5% cider since they're selling it off for £1.45 a 2L on special kek, a great weekend for alcoholics.

>>520923000
I understand
it sounds German

not bad though

>>520922811

About to buy 6 of these Lidl finest and a nagin of their Two Trees Vodka. Because I have great taste. Like you.

>>520922997
You shouldn't make new threads with the same picture as the current thread. It is unprofessional.

>>520922811
is so shit here, for foreign beers except danish.. and some times corona, we have to go to this fucking winemonopoly here

that and sunday no sale, mon-friday till 8.. saturday's till 6

and who the fuck knows on holidays it changes each time

in normal non commie nanny state countries, a grown ass man can go to the gas station and buy beers in the middle of the night if he wants to, or vodker for that matter

>>520923033
>Most Nights
actually a great name for a budget beer

>>520922976
*Haemoglobin
>sip

>>520922698
germans still eat raw pork today but it has to come from heavily regulated farms and butchers and you can't keep it for more than a day i think

>>520920205
Most people do balloon up when they're laid in bed eating toast all day on antipsychotics.

>>520923001
Cut that shit out now homie

>>520923033
>>520923142
Haaaa

>>520912819
>>520912819
recycle

>>520920832
>after recent attacks on brown women across the UK.
Sick of it.
Thousands of white girls raped by shitskins but forget that. Brown women are more important.

>>520923106
They come in packs of 4 here though. So you have to buy 2 packs, of course.

>>520922976
*toxins
>>520923200
Fuck off, ecotard.

>>520923106
Just buy the cheapest vodka, put it through a water filter a couple of times and its smooth as grey goose

>>520923142
>brit/pol/ beer name idea #14
Most Nights

>>520923058
soooo, where's the setup? That's just two things that happened

>>520923379
>huuurrr my mum's name is martha too!

food posioning usually starts with sweating, fever, then stomach cramps, chills bit like the flu if that happens sqeeze fresh lemons into a glass dulite with water and neck it and go lay down for a few. it will neutralize the toxcins in your gut, kill anything (as if that was the problem) but its not the bacteria. We host things like e-coli and salmonella in the gut, any animal like us does. it is the toxins they produce that makes us sick.

Those bacteria is deadly would have wiped us out long ago if they are as bad as the media has you believe. what actually happens is they spore up in the stomach because our stomach acid is higher than of a dog, less than of a cat. both those animals or carnivore, any animal that eats over 80% meat in its diet is a carnivore. So we are in between a cat and a dog in terms of carnivore. The bacteria spores up in our stomachs to survive its journey to our lower intestines, its harmless and its happening to you all the time...

don't listen to fake science, know your facts on these issues, don't be a fucking slave with ED. Eat from head to tail.

>>520923289
>>520923147
>attacks spelling
you have nothing

filtered

>>520923363
primeminister

no wait royal primeminister

burp

>>520923289
yeah if you could only type as fast as i think, you would understand that threads do not last as long as forum threads when the internet was godly before people you fucking killed it. then you could also type lots and lots of fucking words and have more concepts in your fucking thick fucking skull than the average fucking retarded updooter on reddit. fuck off man, just fuck off, no one fucking cares because i'm saying what i fucking want to say and you won't fucking silence me you fucking spacker.

go and suck a fucking bag of dicks faggot.

i've kept my fucking mouth shut for fear i'd have a police visit over it, but not any more, now i can say mostly what i want to fucking say even if that hurts your precious reality, your fucked up reality that only exists inside of you stupid fucking retarded brain.

and don't fucking start me either because i will tell these people what you really don't want me to tell them. Such as what autism is, what caused it and why there is no cure for it. I am autistic and i wanted to know why and what caused me to be this way.

its started in the womb, the hormones messed up caused it to happen. elevated testosterone and estrogen at the same fucking time.

activated self defense mechanisms which expressed those genes. so we where attacked. autism is the result.

>>520921584
>cauliflower rice
What's it like? Dunno if I've had it or not.

>>520921855
>had little asian girl well impressed at me robowilly back in september
Showing little asian girls your robowilly?

the genetic code dna is all natural it has mechanism which are programmed to active should the species be attacked. which is why it is still on the rise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAObbLeRIEQ

you've been fucked before you were even born and you dna detected it.

>>520924666
that is why they want to normalize it, they want you to believe you are special, an evolutionary step. No, it is a defense mechanism. It is here to put those people 6 foot fucking under!

Because nature always finds a way to deal with those that attempt to mess with it.

I do not need no fair tooth man in the sky to know this because everywhere i look i see nature working perfectly then when i look at the human race i see corruption.

>>520924666
good tune, also
matrix reloaded > the matrix
you know I'm right