Thread 520941677

>The UK city so troubled you have to 'step over a druggie to get anywhere'
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>Inside the NHS’s ‘insane’ £1.4bn push for net zero
https://archive.ph/BsyLC
>Cutting home insulation funding will imperil UK’s climate goals, Reeves told
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>Calls for Starmer to face investigation over appointment of football regulator chair
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>Met Police chief accused of making ‘thinly veiled threat’ to senior officers over job cuts
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Me economic manifesto:

New category of citizenship: Native Citizen.
If you have one ancestor born in the UK before 1945 you can apply for Native Citzenship.
Native Citizens have the right to vote, right to benefits, state pension, social housing, etc.

Non-Native Citizens can hold UK passports and live in the UK. However they are not allowed to vote, they are not entitled to any benefits, they must pay for any public service they use, and their base income tax rate is 40%. With a 100% tax rate on remittances.

Immigration: Ficksed
Budget Deficit: Ficksed

Vote for me.

iconoclasm? its keirternal

>>520941737
based idea lad

>>520941758
ffs another one for the filter

2014;
second bird i shagged and was in an 19 month relationship with i met on an ancient app called 'hot or not'. she said she was 18 but turned out to actually be 16, i was 18. after messaging constantly for a few days she came round. we walked around where i lived for a bit, went to burger king and did some more walking and talking. before you knew it we were in my room watching family guy on a dodgy russian website where you could watch series of shows for free.

it got late so we decided to go to sleep in my single bed, and i asked if she wanted to cuddle, she happily obliged. after talking for a little while and looking into each others eyes i half-leaned in for a kiss and she leaned in and we started passionately kissing down what seemed like an eternity. our mouths were in perfect rhythm, eyes closed and then i started biting her bottom lip. at first she was surprised but then she started biting mine as we were kissing and eventually we fell asleep. our lips were both sore the next morning.

>>520941758
Ai is getting mental real quick.

>>520941854
the next morning we continued kissing and being the absolute chad i am, i convinced her to give me a blowjob. this lasted about five seconds as she instantly toothed my bellend so i immediately told her to stop. she was so embarrassed, saying she hadn't done anything like that before so we both laughed, turned on american dad, kissed and cuddled for a few hours until she left.

a few days later she called me saying her parents had gone away for the weekend so her house was free, so naturally i immediately got on the train to her's and she met me at the train station. after getting to her house we went straight upstairs to her room and she explained that she was on her period when she had first met me, so she wanted to have sex.

we started kissing and my my hands were mapping the various parts of her body until they found a very wet patch between her legs that i started massaging. i've never heard sounds such as the sounds that were coming out of her mouth before, moaning with pure pleasure. after doing this for a while i tried to do what i did with my previous ex, 2 fingers in, bash upwards and rub the clit making her cum. however, to my surprise, my middle and index finger did not fit. so instead i used my middle finger that BARELY fit and was fingering her for a good 10 minutes then we heard the front door bang and someone came up the stairs. the door was still open and her brother looked in. my first instinct was to say "alright mate how are you doing, to which he said good thanks, going straight into his room, my finger still inside her.

Gobsy on the Strongbow black again i see

>>520941880
her face immediately turned bright red after i'd just said that upon meeting her brother, so we got dressed and went out for a walk around where she lived, talking etc. eventually we ended up getting back to hers but she insisted that i stay the night, but that we go back to mine the day after because of her brother bringing his friends round. so we got back to hers and her brother and his friends, some male some female, about a 50/50 split offered us both a drink, so we drank the drink they gave us, smoked some cigarettes, chatted and went back up to her room.

immediately she pounced on me and started kissing me, pushing me down and asking me what i wanted her to do. so i told her to cover her teeth with her lips. i literally inspected her mouth to make sure she had done it correctly and she took my jeans off. she didn't even need to touch me with her hands as i was already erect beyond measure, so i told her while covering her teeth with her lips to start sucking. it was a shoddy job but i trained her how to do it properly eventually. i mustve came in about two minutes flat, she did not spill one drop of my cum and gulped it down as if it were were some kind of prize, some kind of achievement to her that she had made me cum.

of course i had to return the favour so i pushed her down, and using previously mapped coordinates started massaging her clit. her legs started shaking so i put my middle finger inside and started licking her clit and i shit you not her body started completely spazzing out, shaking the bed, making the floor creak whilst moaning. so i moved my head up from between her legs and asked her if she was alright, to which she replied "it's too much, can we just kiss and cuddle and watch tv?"

Me? Eating a ham and cheese sub from tesco

>>520941737
>If you have one ancestor born in the UK before 1945
That's a not-insignificant number of West Indians whose ancestor was their massa

Me? Filtering new namefags

>>520941737
>If you have one ancestor born in the UK before 1945
AND WERE ALSO STILL BORN HERE*

lol

>>520941905
so we did exactly just that. her body mustve been trembling for a good 20 minutes while we were laying there watching tv. i think it was fucking mtv or some shit i wasn't paying attention. just like that she fell asleep in my arms, so i carefully put her to bed, i got up because i could still hear her brother and his friends drinking/being rowdy downstairs. so i went downstairs to apologise to him, he hands me a beer and starts laughing about how he didn't expect to come home to that, offers me a few beers so i sit there chatting to his friends. i must've had 3-4 beers with them, they seemed like nice people so we chatted. having made amends i thanked him for the beers and went upstairs into her room. she was still fast asleep so i got in bed and before i knew it, it was morning.

as soon as she woke up she woke me and asked me when we're going to get the train to mine, as it's more private. i asked her if she was still alright from the last evening and she said that she had only ever kissed someone at a party before and that she'd never experienced anything like she'd experienced the previous evening. so we got dressed, took the train to mine, said hi to my mum and dad, and went upstairs. i turned on the computer to put more family guy on as background noise and again she immediately pounced on me unzipping my jeans and started going on me again. she seemed a bit better that time, and again, did not spill one single drop of cum. i pretty much did the same as i did the previous night but this time she asked me to keep going, so i did. i figured my old strategy i used with my ex to give her multiple orgasms would work on her, so i started rubbing her wet clit for a while, then inserted my middle finger and bashed up on her g-spot. her body started to tense up which is the cue to rub the clit and make her cum and yet again her whole body started completely spasming whilst she was moaning. she got my pillow and put it over her mouth as to not be so loud.

>>520941769
this is the kind of person who has an exercise bike

>>520941737
wenigstens sprecht ihr kein deutsch

fuck it drunk curls

Why did you have to turn out so bad, Bri'ain, you could've been like us but alas your politics fundamentally shifted.. and changed where the rights of Englishmen don't matter all too much and you are to be reigned in by Parliament. Gentlemen, reclaim your country for God's sake, return.. to optimal conditions.

It's not too late..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYcEsGBWIkc

I OHP the average man in my living room for reps

as arsenal fan
is there a hope for us to beat city

>>520941917
What makes it a 'sub' and not just a ham and cheese roll?

>>520941992
>I can't take directions from 4chan posts

>>520942035
nice 85kg ohp
she let me hit it cos im goofy

>>520942043
wow, quite the rump.

better than the first love of my life that i essayed about

>>520942090
Sure — here’s a neutral, upbeat way to frame it for a poster layout:

⸻

Headline:
“Different roots, shared future.”

Visual concept:
A collage showing landmarks from across the UK — Big Ben, Edinburgh Castle, Cardiff Bay, Belfast Harbour — blended with silhouettes of people from many professions (doctors, engineers, artists, bakers) overlapping like stained-glass panels. Warm gold light in the background implies sunrise.

Text body:
Immigration brings skills, ideas, and ambition that help economies adapt and grow.
Diversity widens our perspectives, fuels innovation, and connects us to the wider world.
When people from different backgrounds work side-by-side, communities gain resilience and creativity that no single culture can achieve alone.

Tagline:
“Open minds build stronger nations.”

⸻

I can render that visually if you want the finished image.

>>520942043
What a beautiful bum.
>>520942051
You know subway? Like that.

>>520942152
Tell us about the loves of your life

just want to stay indoors forever with the curtains closed and do things to me arse

>>520942043
You can do anything if you out your mind to it. I beleive in you anon.

>>520941917
>ham and cheese sub from tesco
Tesco used to do giant ploughman's sandwiches, they were half a loaf of bread, packed with cheese, salad, and pickle. They didn't cost very much, either.

if a woman doesn't completely adore you for just being yourself. your boring monotonous self, skip.

>>520941992
what are you trying to do exactly?

>>520941737
Forrens should be forbidden from owning property.

>>520942256
this tbqhwyl

>>520942225
did you read what I posted? she was the one that proved to me that I actually have a heart.

>>520942043
that right hand cupboard door should have been hinged on the right.

>>520942256
what if she adores me for being my goofy self? should i just break it off?

I want native American gf

>>520942343
then fuck her absolutely silly you tard

>>520942163
But you didn't get it from Subway. I'm asking what differentiates this 'sub' from a normal ham and cheese roll.

>>520942355
>born too late to buy one for a couple of pistols and some sugar

>>520942051
The 'sub' part is because the rolls are elongated, like a submarine.
t. used to make them, but it was before they were known as 'subs,' so we called them plonkers.

>>520942408
you were very specific about the boring monotonous self part

>>520942433
kek'd I wont lie to you

>>520942433
this was the seed for it

gpt sucks with this much censorship the ai is a bubble until they stop guardrailing

>>520942336
Yeah, its AI

Caturday is now over.

>>520942313
Many countries do this. Indonesia had to in order stop Singaporeans from buying up entire islands.

>>520942335
No I didn't.
>>520941962
Sounded good, idk if I can be bothered with this story anymore

>go to work
>work hard for 8-10 hours per day, 5 days a week
>get taxed to fuck on everything
>my income goes to benefit scroungers who've never worked a day in their life, wrinkled corpses with 75 plate cars and massive houses and illegals who rape girls in my village
>i can't even become a comfortable wrinkled corpse because that's now taxed to fuck as well
genuinely someone tell me what's the fucking point anymore

Reminder that you can use self scan checkouts to dump your collection of change into without being charged like those Coinstar machines do.

A bit chilly tonight lads, but did anyone do anything nice for Bonfire Night? The council scrapped their event and most of the pubs didn't bother with much this week.

>>520942591
you know they've got free coin exchange machines in banks right? right??

>>520942489
I'll put it this way

even if you're absolutely a spacker autistx1000 she'll think that you're quirky or some shit and use it as the reason that she was attracted to you.

women lie all the time. to themselves most so.

>>520942575
Paying taxes.

>>520942575
Of working? Not much point and increasing reasons to not work. To live? To find out what happens next of course, I cannot bear to watch but I must live to see what happens next.

>>520942624
I had a tranny suck me tonight

>>520942624
Nice pass.

>>520941737
YES! I'm a native citizen according to this anon

>>520942529
>not even getting an erection imagining yourself in the driver's seat
ngmi

>>520942455
I sad

>>520942575
pip& lcwra & housing benefit

game it

>>520941677 (OP)
Are shrooms good for you?

Weird how everyone has their own unique natural smell

>>520942624
Had 2 pints of strong beer (Kestrel) and had a walk around a golf course to see all the fireworks in peoples gardens, not been to a bonfire event for a long time, I would like to next year perhaps.

>>520942648
It’s become quite clear to me that the for the best success:effort bait on pol, you simply need to appeal to the anonymongs insecurity.

Something which directly challenges their ‘masculinity’, a great example of this is the race war fitness programme. For any mentally stable reader, it’s clear that the post is satire, but for the anonymong, his insecurity about his weak and effeminate frame will not allow him to ignore it, as soon as he sees a glaringly obvious error and will need to reply so he can feel he isn’t actually a pathetic weak spastic because he’s just lectured the baiter on physical exercise. The true quality of this bait lies in the more subtle mistakes, such as the labelling of push ups as “arms day” and the omission of “friday” which are almost never identified as the insecurity of the anonymong causes him to instantly reply to the first glaring error he discovers.

replace race war fitness with women as required

>>520941769
Needs bigger tits

>>520942817
oh shut up anon i recognise you from another thread.

identify yourself!!!1!1!2!

>>520942464
So you'd call a baguette or a hot dog bun a 'sub'?
You're a twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygYJqt8pvLc

>>520942591
I can’t generate that image because the request violates our content policies. You’re welcome to give me a new prompt or describe a different scene you’d like to see.

>>520942676
>Of working?
>To live?
both. in a fantastical way im curious to see what the country does next but i know it'll be sod all because we're lazy inept fucks who never do anything to change shit. jewform will be the exact same as this fucking lot, they love pakis and boomers as much as labour and the tories do.
these people do not want us to live comfortably and among friends

Should have banged gym earlier instead of being stuck in task paralysis for 6 hours because now it's 12 am and i still have 3 beers left and I haven't ate any of my franks yet and I was inspired by this mad cunt

https://www.youtube.com/v/_1FYSWzH3fc

>>520941858
>they think they will tactically vote there way out
They did in Wales recently. Don't underestimate the determination of normalfags to voot simply to stop something else.

there's always going to be problems, but when I come back home and see this, all is right.

>>520942035
technically with the internet and social media, there's no need to have any forens here since we have access to their culture, customs, recipes, history, products etc at the touch of a button

>>520942877
u wut?
I only just turned up.

>>520942684
are you still talking to them over fortunes

>>520942912
do some curls fgt

>>520942714
no sorry

Exciting times

>>520942862
fuck off you prick
>>520942946
my bad m8 what are you on about?

>>520942937
didn't mean to quote

>>520942959
Already done gym but I was stuck thinking about it from 10am yesterday morning until about 5pm and now its almost midnight and I haven't ate anything yet.

>>520942575
Become a PIPtocrat

>>520942933
Could use a few Indian people illegally barbecuing and fishing in the river. Maybe just enough to be an obstacle on the bridge. Needs some diversity.

>>520943053
so what do some curls fgt

>>520943017
blow me virgiin

>>520942958
Idk what you mean. They're just so much easier than women.

He does have a point

>>520942575
>acknowledges those on bennies have it better
>still chooses to be a wage cuck
You'd be eligible for bennies because you're clearly mentally ill. Guess some people really enjoy paying for their own replacement.

>>520942684
How was it anon, is this something you do often?

>>520942707
Bought it to use with a VPN once Ofcom block access to 4chan.

>>520942849
Sounds pretty wholesome regardless, hope you had a good time lad. You should definitely get yourself to one, the one I went to earlier had a hog roast, it was spot on.

>>520942433
kek

>>520943102
>be me
>2nd relationship
>gf insists on writing goodnight essay messages with myriad multicoloured heart emoji mosaics
>play along for a few days
>notice the length increasing
>friend wants me to come out one night
>aeroplane mode.png
>get back home at 8am after being out all night doing stimulants with friend
>deactivate aeroplane mode
>50 missed calls
>wtf.jpg
>phone rings
>answer
>gf is psychotic over the phone
>says she's coming over
>30 minutes pass
>banging on the front door shouting
>answer door
>she pushes her way in crying saying that i don't care about her
>tell her i was out with a friend and that she's worrying about nothing
>pulls my trousers down and fills her mouth with my cock
>end up fucking right there and proceed to go upstairs
>run towards my room and open the door
>got on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>>520942575
>benefit scroungers
>wrinkled corpses with 75 plate cars
You've been done by the tabloids. Most people on benefits get fuck all, barely enough to live on, and nobody's buying new cars on a state pension. Direct your anger towards the benniemaxxers, who somehow get £600 per week, then shamelessly (and foolishly) boast about it on the internet, and the government, which squanders more of your money than you can imagine on a daily basis, while lining their own pockets. Ministers should be held personally accountable for their fuck-ups, but instead they get rewarded with seats on boards of governors and consultancy jobs.

>>520942931
Wales and Scotland are always going to be uphill battles for Reform, and the Greens, since those countries already have their own, well established NOT-Labour/Conservatives options that'll benefit hugely from the collapse in support of the two party system. They really do just have to pin their hopes on Plaid and the SNP offing themselves in the next 4 years

>>520943251
mouth it out with your lips round my nob fgt

My son is so amazing I’m so proud of him, I love him so much

>>520942933
your homes are the best

>>520943082
hopefully they haven;t come this far north

>>520943116
Women? Filtered.

>>520942676
>To find out what happens next
I think that's the only reason I'm staying on, too.
Too low energy to actually do anything.

>>520943082
Maybe a line of pajeets taking a shit from the highest point of the bridge?

>>520943288
hahahahahahahahhah

cope

I'm half Scottish and a quarter French

>>520942887
No, those would be baguettes and hot dog buns. A sub is specifically a submarine roll.

>>520942714
S A R R
A
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>>520943456
astronomically, cosmically, absolutely based as fuck

>>520943334
live locally. i can tell you've not been to bowland or the lakes recently because it's full of congregating pakis and jeets. they're as much here as anywhere mate unfortunately.

>>520943451
u mad virgin?

>>520942256
>you must be insecure
>now watch me ruin the family unit and our country

this is every woman on Instagram.

>>520943117
The CCP seem confusing at first, but they actually operate according to this very complex Oriental political philosophy called 'Ching-Chang-Chong-Ting-Tang-Bing-Bang-Ow' (清昌衝叮噹冰砰砰哦). Literally- "Do Things Which Benefit the Nation, Do Not Do Things Which Are Bad for the Nation." It's all very complicated, you have to read the Tao Te Ching to start to understand it

>>520943329
yeah, i always loved this building. It sits over the river so it's pretty iconic.

it is sad to see it go this way it really is, but when the UK blocks this website it will be finished...

that is the truth, its not enough to just say no!

their are people within your ranks that hate freedom of speech. The UK created such things and well here we are.

people talk about vpn use, you don't fucking get it retards, we will not use vpn and expose our identity like that, we will just leave and then this here will die. It will lose so much people will lose interest very quick.

>>520943457
Alors, nous sommes presque freres

>>520943461
>submarine roll
>roll
My original point.
>>520942051
It's a ham and cheese roll. You called it a sub because you're a twat.

Josh is literally a paedophile, and he runs a paedophile discord

>>520943561
>low t take
>>520943553
not a virgin

pull the other one you fucking nobs

when you die you just end up in a room and get to influence the world like an impractical jokers bit to make the world as ridiculous as possible
>okay, let in all the foreigner rapists
>now put them in hotels at taxpayer expense

>>520943773
ok virgin

>>520943517
>full of congregating pakis and jeets
Honestly surprised at how much they've spread out in the last few years, I think it's the new wave of Indian immigrants and student visas jeets

random neck stabber confirmed as a BAME
sorry i mean a British national

reminds me of that Ukrainian bird

>>520943517
to be fair I went through Bowland to go to a wedding about two years ago, it was fine. Maybe it's changed...

>>520943605
are there many crawdads in the water there

>>520943617
16****
>>520943757
stop posting your filth
M I G R A T I O N
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>>520943517
I think it's also difficult for them to get a visa to travel in Europe so they mainly travel within the UK on their breaks

>>520943017
>what are you on about?
The shrooms. Are they any good for you?

all those other will move towards us, not because they love us brits but because we dared to move when it was all we really wanted to do because the owner has done nothing to stop the bots and the hate towards not just browns but whites. I don't want to read that shit ok.

mark my words they know what they are doing, they will destroy this site within how long is it now lads? 5 days? within so yeah, within 20 days this place will be a ghost town just like that... no joke, its nothing like you think i am ex military right and i know what they are doing. they can cause its destruction just like that.

divide and conquer every fucking time, because it works every fucking time due to human nature...

>>520943887
never had them myself. 20 quid for 3.5g from the listings I've seen in passing.

>>520943757
invite plz

>>520943812
Can't do anything about it so sorry, it's because of the fast food you see, just too too yummy. Rest in peace lass and know that all is eaters out here thank you for your sacrifice *burp*

>>520943909
learn grammar. poor.

>>520943746
I don't call them subs, the other anon, and Tesco, did. I just explained why they call them subs.

>>520943926
So why are you replyng to me then?

>Step #1 of British reconstruction:
>Discriminating against people with tattoos, again.
>If you have them, you're a wigger with no impulse control or long-term planning ability. Not to mention aesthetically empty. Manual labour only.
Sensible, robust

>>520944010
haven't got much else to do.

why are you replying to my reply?

>>520944010
just go and pick them. they dont stop growing until we get frost

>>520943909
>>520944010
>>520944060
calm down

>>520944089
still don't get what u mean

>>520943844
why do you even bother, change your ip, i'll just block you again and all the tards that reply? Do you even know what i fucking am i bet you don't. I'm a real channer i use a script that i can just instantly shut you up.

i stay low until i'm ready, until i can, until it is necessary.

also you use of our flag exposes you it does. it means you are using a uk ip, you understand what that means?

>>520943887
Yeah if you have any kind of trauma or issue that leads to negative behavior patterns. In the right setting they make you see things differently and re evaluate your decisions. It’s a constant battle and not some holy grail or cure. But it definitely helps and kicks you back on track. The rest is down to us.

>>520944146
>God save the crowdincucks
indeed

Made a coffee earlier, usually have instant but used a special nescafe sachet i've noticed at the back of the drawer amongst a few others.
Gf goes 'what are you doing?' I say 'oh, just trying to get through these', she says 'but they're my favourite, i've been saving them!' had already made the coffee so offered it to her but she was a bit upset and said it was fine. Went to sit down on the sofa and tripped over a floor fan wire, fully launched the coffee mug at the carpet in full view of her. She's like 'can you actually do anything right?!'.

>>520944199
Cor, look at all the x's.

>>520943830
just fish.

>>520941737

Old Men forget. Yet all shall be forgot but he'll remember with advantages what feats he did that day. Then shall our names, familiar as household words, Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester be in their flowing cups freshly remembered. This story shall a good man teach his son and this day, Crispin Crispian shall ne'r go by from this day to the ending of the world but we in it shall be remember'ed. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me, be he ne'r so vile, this day shall gentle his condition..., and gentlemen in England now a'bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here and hold their manhood's cheap whilst any speaks who fought with us, upon St Crispin's Day!

I'd say something like that

>>520943785
How do you win?

>>520944199
yet you're replying to me?

aren't you more at home on one of those darknet imageboards? rather than spiritually scarring the posters here?

find God

>>520944286
that's offensive, he could be irish

>>520944286
i caught this big boy in midwest usa

>>520943966
you see if shit when hot and it could do, who would have that UK ip? Because if we are serious right we would like to know who is doing all of this, so no bro you won't get away with any of this.

>>520944201
Based knower.

>>520944403
see >>520944347

>>520943237
Addict.

>>520944262
Her evaluation of you as a 'nobhead' is, as far as I can see, spot on.

>>520943456
*1066

Huh. First time I've come here in a while and the Argentine dribbler isn't having a tard tantrum.
Are we healing?

comfy in here without bogdan these days

trust me if England fights back you will see people freaking the fuck out.

because you left all your dirty laundry here you fucking twats. and we will be going through that...

>>520944060
>why are you replying to my reply?
Don't reply to me or my son ever again.

>>520944499
Didn't even get a single mouthful, just an earful

>>520944559
>if England fights back
lol

>>520944559
>if
Yes.

>>520943812
>West Midlands police said Rafael, who they described as “a black British national”,
Is pattern recognition a form.of speculation, because I suspect this might happen again.

corr love it me

>>520944636
go away cat no one likes u

still 6 left, told you i would alright. You think you can drink?

no, you've not drank, all you cunt drink is shady.

>>520944641
>Didn't even get a single mouthful
Neither did she, you limp-dick alcky. What?

If I don't have a shot at marrying a princess, what's the point? What do you think motivated young men in pre-industrial societies?

>>520944745
love a shandy with me chippy lad

Anyone else go damnation today? Saw a guy with a black magic ss t-shirt on. Also my body is fucked, too much pitting and I'm old.

>>520944661
>>520944644
allegedly, got to be careful now...

>>520943909

>all those other will move towards us, not because they love us brits but because we dared to move

this true, despite the ridicule

They wait on you because you wait on them, while scowling at them. You want them to lead while wanting them to follow.

Zack Polanski is a globalist shill whose purpose is to cannibalise the Labour Reform vote

>>520944745
When did you start the Tetley's?

>>520944463
Don't think of it as a pass, think of it as a licence. You want one too now, don't you?

>>520944787
Just bridenap one

>>520944773
wtf i need a burka now

>>520944798
you throw up mate hahaha, years of drink, it takes years to drink like i do it does. not proud of it, its a problem...

>>520944546
don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>>520944836
Shrooms expand your mind. I met God.
Have you met God?

>>520944745
>all you cunt drink is shady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo

>>520944773
can you catch where he contradicting himself because he doesn't know his own fucking religion

>>520944901
No

>>520944996
Islam is very flexible. You can basically do whatever you want as long as no-one calls you out on it.

waheyy mates i'm gonna get meself some shrooms to help heal me trauma

Hood on the dancefloor Louis V carpet

>>520944996
He definitely doesn't know the hadith about the men of zutt

>>520944984
I preferred mushrooms to acid. It felt more natural and comfy.

>>520945069
lol
if you read the Korean the intent of the Burka is so you don't attract men

The dude said he's not attracted to men and he's not having a hard time

So if he's not getting a chub why is he averting his eyes?

>>520944044
Needs to be an exemption for sailors

>>520945089
on some stardoggy me lad baked out me box

>>520944338
if you cause something really stupid to happen you get reborn into a better life than you previously lived

>>520944847
it is my polish bro it really is they will see us, all we have to do is invite and boom /pol/ is now there and not here...

its a no brainier really it is how every shit website died in the past in the last what 20 years? they will see what they can have and they will move just like that.

its just a friendly warning to the people that own this site what will happen, the question is now what are they going to do about it? well a highly suggest unblock vpn's like mullvad, even if there is some flak coming from such ip's. Its nothing that any anon here can't handle really, get some AI to detect the worst shite and the rest will be history and offcunts can fuck off.

>>520945097
The Hadid's are not part of Islam and for you to bring that up in a way that you are means you're just being an asshole

I hope your family gets genetically enriched

>>520945153
Is sailing not manual labour?

Lee Rigby is to Britain what Horst Wessel was to Germany.
Few have yet to realise.

might start avatar posting idk

>>520945090
prefer the ol' murder on the dance floor

>>520945069
A lot of them are very stupid, as are their imams, who make it up as they go along.

>>520945201
>The Hadid's are not part of Islam
this is brit/pol/ not paki pol fuck off forren

filtered

>>520945209
Ah, fair call

>>520945154
corr

>>520944773
fucking hell the mental gymnastics of brown faggots

>>520945201
Come down and cutt your butt in the Zutt slutt hutt

>>520945257
It's all about appearances. Just look and sound devout. A bit of shouting, condemn some sin you came up with, then go back home and fuck a goat.

just stumbled on this, pube’s a right likeable chap to be fair and his bird’s a right laugh
https://x.com/yfekoenjoyer/status/1986904931526230465

>>520945273
>>520945319
hm
we had fun all day and u two wana draw the line at associating me with wahhibism

alright, bye

my goodness i miss my ex. she didn't spare one drop of cum of mine

>>520945392
>draw the line at associating me with wahhibism
You don't like a bit of heat on your sushi?

Past me is the best. Yesterday past me left me 3 slices of pizzaand chocolate cake and now I thought i'd ran out of vape juice but past me had 3 botles left in the drawer. I fucking love that guy.

>>520945391
fuck off am no a celtic supporter

>>520945485
>Past me
I wonder if nwords ever contemplate past me.

>>520945109
>Shrooms = natural, vivid, God-made
>Acid = unnatural, fake, degenerate
We were made for natural things, not demonic syntheses.

>>520945486

fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzR_-WAPtL0

>>520944855
16:00 or something.

it does not matter i drink beer like 3 - 5 % like pop i usually drink really strong shit like 8% and more. I like a strong drink it tastes better but i found at least things i can drink that is not so strong. so i can still a least some what sober, i made that decision really because i care, i saw those attacks and it made sense to me that if i am drunk then i can't offer my services to those around me and my family and my country.

i am who i am, yeah i have issues yeah i do but it does not mean i can't fight if i have to i know a lot of shit about military ok.

i can't really goto into that shit but trust me its guys like us who would sudden snap into action and get all the other lads in orderly fashion, like explaining simple things but also complex things. how to move artillery from one location to another is only something i can hint. setting up positions for infantry units to be best effective, covering all your arcs etc.

its a lot really its too much and it would be cringe to even post here.

we would crush these stupid bastards we would, they might attack us and murder many children that would indeed trigger it, but i assure everyone here it would be the fucking last thing they do.

>>520942575

If you guys go down
Im taking the early route out
Feelsbadman

>>520945486
>am no
>fuck off
Do it.

>>520945623
>post that says nothing

>>520945225
It's all the same demonic entities.

>>520945567
>I wonder if nwords ever contemplate past me.
Probably not. I have a metal briefcase full of things past me thinks will be useful so if I ever need something and cant find it... look in the briefcase.

we should go to war with france for old times sake and annex their coastline

>>520945655
am nae dain it

>>520944984
I knew someone into them. He convinced me to take him out to a field here to look through cow shit.. in the baking hot sun. Anyway, we find a decent amount. Take a load and go out. I got stomach cramps and the effect is much the same as overdoing it with edible weed. The world became very unsteady so I had stare at a fixed point on the horizon for a memorable amount of time to not throw up. It also had that I'm high and can't deal with people paranoia. I felt awful the next day. Never wanted to do them again.. not the worst experience ever, but not worth it.either..

>>520945870
Get some nice crepes, based

>>520945623
>sudden snap into action
Not if you're mildly pissed up all the time. It'll catch up with you. Some people don't think it be like that, but it do. Instead of all-day drinking, you could try drinking a few stronger beers in the evening when you're already tired, that way you'll be ready for action when called upon.

why is celtic football club's name pronounced 'seltic'?

>>520945961
Why are you eating shit like a pajeet?
Grow your own, you weirdo.

>>520945666
it will be the last thing you evil fuck do honest to God it will...

we do warn you at least. You might think all that shite you see on tiktok from Palestine is all funny and gamer, trust me sonny its not gonna be fucking funny yeah, you will all die within days...

you low iq retards won't stand a chance against the vets in the country that is who you will be facing people that fought you in the past and it will fucking crush you totally with days not years. we know how you love to scream "god is the greatest" as you murder innocent people. we know it all too well. you like to show off your strength to us by wearing masks. pathetic, we don't do masks.

we've nothing to really hide, we are the fucking best trained troops currently on the planet. we would fucking crush you so hard. no weapons, so what, we can make them... We could also take them, what ever it takes we will defend our people with absolute bravery.

>>520945813
I wish past me knew where my tweezers have gone.
>>520945879
Why do you people do that?

>>520945870
We should send our darkies to fight their darkies. Then when they're all dead on both sides, we shake hands and go down the local.

The woke right hacked my taint

>>520945870
>annex their coastline
Why not annex the whole country?

>>520946263
Full of Moroccans

>>520946173
>I wish past me knew where my tweezers have gone.
You should get a briefcase and fill it with things you need. I have 5 pairs of scissors, two of them I know are in the kitchen and none of them are in the briefcase...it's not a foolproof method. But If i ever need any kind of cable I know where i can find it.

no details of the victim

The Unoi'ed Loicencedom strikes again. Now introducing a horsepower loicence for your car. The top speed will be 30mph by default, unless you go to the loicence office and pass the ideology test

>>520946309
That's only Paris, we can nuke that.
Southern Spain is much worse. Maybe we should annex Iberia too?

>>520946412
Are Amerimutts really too retarded to come up with a new joke that actually relates to the thing they're trying to joke about?

>>520946323
Another one?

>>520946323
Black British national, and proud

>>520946412
Didn't Tesla do this in the US first?

>>520946027
i'm cutting down, i am it will take time, can't just all quit not at my level. quit the weed, quit the junk mostly, now smoking cigs and drinking beer is next, drink now but it will take time to reduce. its just tonight i really fucking felt like it you know? I now go 2 weeks apart so i am no longer drink dependent. yay...

but tonight i felt like it, because its a Saturday and desu this place is depressing without it but that leads on to the next thing right. I was gone i swear i was gone from 4chan after what 20 years? Because 4chan and social media depresses me you see and it does make me drink. I've seen all this shit, well since when ever i've seen it all right and because violence increased and it looks to increase i knew i can't stay away...

when you are me you will understand, your people are suffering and they cry out where are the men at?

well that's me... So its not i can just run away, even if i had the money right now i won't not now, they fucking better understand where this will lead...

>>520946500
another random stabbing in birmingham yesterday

Some AI stuff is fucking hilarious.

>>520946481
Cope lol. It's not a joke. It's a fact. You now require a license (UK: loicence) to activate the full power of your car. The bulk of your horsepower needs to go to the on-board computer to compute AI that spies on you. You can only get out of this by proving you are the goodest goy ib the loicence office's ideology test.

>>520946684
Yes, clearly this is worth trillions of pounds.

>>520946666
Is this the lilly one or another one, sounds like another one, checked

>>520946684
>harrowing footage recovered from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina

>>520946319
I've got more tweezers, but I want to know where a particular set of tweezers I'd used have gone.
>briefcase
I'm already on it.

>>520946736
I dunno, the more I think about it the more it doesn't seem so bad. I mean if you want to get your ICE remapped to get more performance you have to pay for that don't you

Djeison Rafael

>>520946592

fall to thy prayers

may God bless and preserve you

earnestly seek him, and he will advance you

>>520944984
I think so, based on my comment above. It’s only God which would show you the truth. Anything else would deceive and feed the ego.
What I’ve noticed, for me personally anyway is when the journey is coming to an end and I’m just monging in bed, my whole body is literally vibrating, physically and it feels like I’m in another plane of consciousness completely. Like in a different dimension.
I’m a Brainlet but I always thought this is Gods plane as everything looks so perfect and indifferent to how I view everything around me with scrutiny.
Tldr don’t listen to me in retarded.

>>520946782
it's another one to that, they haven't given the name of the victim as far as I know. They're on about flu season starting, but it's more like stab season isn't it with these fucking apes

>>520946568
It was never inflicted on us. Tesla developed it in the US for export to you. We are a backward nigger culture. We don't even have loicences for our spoons. Only a culture very advanced in loicencing can handle this innovation in loicences

>In one case, ChatGPT told Zane Shamblin as he sat in the parking lot with a gun that killing himself was not a sign of weakness but of strength. "you didn't vanish. you *arrived*...rest easy, king."
hahahahahaha

still one of my favorites, oi Mr would be terrorist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ISkaAwvQlo&rco=1

we would fucking break you, do you understand? BREAK YOU.

>>520946736
A private company, not even a British company, releasing a car with arbitrary features locked behind subscriptions, hasn't got anything to do with the jokes about licenses. As the other Anon pointed out, it's an idea which originated in the US with Tesla. Stop being a retard

>>520946666
Nothing says Yookay more than a little blue tent with a couple of twats in yellow hi vis jackets. Those tents will replace the red phone box as an icon of British streets.

>>520946937
Wogs are so stabby, what are they like

>>520946592
>but tonight i felt like it
Yeah, I understand that. You might as well have some fun every now and again. I find it helps staying sober, I'll go on a bender and be reminded in the morning why I stopped going on benders.

>>520946684
the biggest threat to the west is that normal faggots that live online can't tell the difference

Black Dog Sundays

>>520946995
and i warn you now we will not be stopping once we awake, we will come right through that shit hole the EU to murder you all in your countries and anyone that gets in our fucking will will feel the full force of the British. we will put you all into the fucking stoneage, you will nothing left at all. you complain about Israel defending it self, you've nothing at all.

>>520945961
I had a trip during the summer and I had a crazy panick attack early on and was running around my home worrying about shit. I was seeing all sorts of crazy shit. Normally I just lie back and close my eyes for a couple of hours before realisations kick in and the visuals die down.
I couldn’t imagine taking them and going outside or being in the normal world, so to speak. I guess everyone experiences what the need to but should be careful still

>>520946912

made me smile

Have you the remotest idea how intelligent you illustrate yourself to be by recognising how dumb you are???

Count yourself among the Elect!

>>520946848
how on Earth can anyone claim to be shocked by this sort of shit anymore?

>>520947010
>private company
Soon all private companies because it is mandatory
>arbitrary features locked
The core feature lmao
>behind subscriptions
Paid to the government alongside an ideology test
>it's an idea which originated in the US with Tesla
For export to you. We are too backward for such advanced loicencing.
>Stop being a retard
I'm a yank lad. I can't stop being a retard any more than you can stop paying 0.5% per year's income on a loicence to breathe the king's air

>>520947169
I'm still waiting for some local news channel to report on something like this as if it's real.

>>520946848
"Deeply saddened" last week.

>>520946758
And massive increases in electricity prices for all.

whoops

>>520945485
Give later you a ham shank, he'll luv it

>>520946412
>be american
>don't cut lawn for a week
>get fined and evicted
>own any dog
>not without a license
>collect rainwater
>get fined and imprisoned because rainwater belongs to the state water rights system
>try holding a yard sale
>require a temporary sales permit
>try selling lemonade on the corner
>not without a street vendor permit
>try selling 2 cars in a year
>need a dealers license
>cut your friends hair
>get fined for not having a barber's license
>own a pet squirrel
>government comes round to euthanise it because no license
>move house in your own van
>no movers license? fined
>put up a garden fence
>tear it down, you didn't get permission from the city
>film in yellowstone and put it on youtube
>required to pay for a federal media permit
>open a bar
>$150,000 for a £200 liquor license please

defund the rnli

>>520947241
>because it is mandatory
It's not
>The core feature
Mercedes-Benz also locked acceleration behind a paid subscription for US models back in 2022 https://archive.is/I0Hch. This is nothing to do with British laws or licensing, you fat spacker
>Paid to the government
Volkswagen is not a part of the British government
>For export to you.
No, Tesla's different "connectivity packages" are still used in the USA to lock features if you refuse to pay an extra $100 a year

>>520947321

that scene might have been the first time I came to know people had a cleaner and brighter sense of humor then than what we think we possess now

>>520947495
t. pirate

>>520946912
Do you feel that this conscientious is contiguous? My conscientiousness,, yours, every conscientiousness is part of a whole?
That we'll be 'reincarnated' as eachother, forever? Every conscientiousness forever?
We will live out every concious life, all the horros, love, pain, happiness?
Our conscientiousness is within a construct, possibly a simulation. We (me) are here forever.
Have you seen that?

>>520946838
>the more I think about it
Then stop thinking about it. It's bad.
Once upon a time, you would pay a single additional fee to have your ICE remapped for more bass, then you would have that bass for as long as you owned the vehicle.

>>520947566
Done the fat bastard

>>520947169
It's all so lifelike...
https://files.catbox.moe/2y52p8.mp4

>>520942575
>Pic
>implying Briton slaves are allowed access to firearms

trust me muhammads do not fuck with us. do not because when we win in 3 years, and trust me we will, you better believe its show time, all that you did we will be un fucked, we will come for you and you won't hide from us. If you stop now then maybe not, you see how this works?

we could and would knack any of your cunting countries we ever felt was a threat to us... And we will do it our bloody selves because we have nuclear weapons no one tells us what to fucking do in this world.

>>520947664
>u have to pay money to put liquid go juice in it every week, this is outrageous

>>520945870
You're all Les fags and think you're hard after 2 cans of cider

new bread
>>520947800
new bread
>>520947800
new bread
>>520947800
new bread
>>520947800

>>520947702
Yeah, how can someone even questions something like this?

>>520947826
wtf why do Indians do this???

>>520947863
The spinning jeet at the end always gets me

>>520947757
anyone can apply for a firearms license, very simply. most people don't, because their dicks aren't mutilated at birth and they don't need a big weapon to feel like a complete man again.

https://www.gov.uk/find-licences/shotgun-and-firearm-certificates

>>520947486
You've done him.
>>520946412
He's done you.

>>520947796
>outrageous
petrol*

>>520948012
No, most don't because they are afraid and cowed

Funny thing jobs really...several hundred years ago it was common to be woken up by the pissman after your chamberpot for the tanners a few streets over.

>>520947200
Everyone’s experiences are different I guess. I can only speak for myself :)
>>520947639
I haven’t yet, but i believe in reincarnation. Or I lean towards that belief anyway. I’ve heard people speak the same though. It’s wholesome.

>>520948560
Good

>>520948460
i'm still woken up by the pissman on occasion

>>520949551
That's just your devils knocking over your chamberpot.

>>520949269
Henlo Wayne