Thread 520946969

Britain has fucking fallen.
The average Bong can no longer afford a Full English Breakfast - now they have to settle with a Partial or Limited English Breakfast or the cheaper Indian Breakfast with parathas and over items. Black pudding is becoming a thing of the past, people aren't interested anymore. I've even seen our bacon replaced by the cheaper turkey bacon.

Keir Starmer has bean sauce on his hands.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130117/keir-starmer-hits-new-low

Please pray for us, one of our national institutions is being killed off. I miss the taste of a good brekkie every single fucking day. I just can't afford the prices the greasy spoons are asking,

An end of an era. I'm in fucking tears, /pol/.

>>520946969 (OP)
Nobody cares.
I rarely have this.
Beans on toast are still for me, mate.

>>520946969 (OP)
The Express has an unexpectedly dry sense of humour sometimes.

>>520947119
>i rarely eat haram
kek

>>520946969 (OP)
you're not supposed to eat it everyday, it takes too long to cook

>>520946969 (OP)
mass riots now

>>520948056
How can they engage in mass riot when their main meal is denied to them? It's regarded as an ALL DAY breakfast for a reason

>>520946969 (OP)
Archaeologist reconstruction of a full English breakfast

>>520946969 (OP)
In what fucking universe is turkey bacon cheaper than actual bacon you lying cunt? Fuck off back to your insufferable containment thread with the rest of the english filth
>me dinny din dins lads
Fucking scum

>>520948341
>Curly fries
>Turkey dinosaurs
>Alphabetti Potato
>Chicken nuggies
>Potato smiley faces/potato waffles
>Baked beans
>Fish sticks
>Barbeque and tomato sauce

This is what they want to destroy.

>>520948488
ESL detected. Try to live two minutes in a metropolitan area - you wouldn't you fucking spastic.

>>520946969 (OP)
it's over

>>520948500
Bongs don't know how to eat. The week I spent there I tried your typical food and I almost die. I came up with the conclusion that your food is supposed to be eaten with the asshole, rectal alimentation makes total sense when your teeth are all kinds of fucked up. Then I tried Burger King and a retarded female nigger couldn't even take my order. Fish and chips was okay, but that's something you can eat everywhere. I ended up picking many kinds of berries in the woods. The best food I ate there was free.

>>520947119
i care. i love a full English. fuckin wish id bought black pudding so i could have it friend on my friend eggy bread with friend bacon and sausages all piled on. fucking hell me belleh. all i have is home made cottage pie.

>>520948500
>fish sticks
fucking american influences. they’re called fish fingers from capin boirdsoye

>>520949394
you cant absorb food by sticking it up your arse, thats a strictly spanish tradition.

>>520946969 (OP)
>Indians can't afford breakfast
Oh no! Anyway...

A Full English is the perfect breakfast when you need to get shit done and/or be physically active for the entire day. Perfect starter. Never left the table unsatisfied after having one and felt like I was ready to uproot entire forests with my bare hands.

>>520946969 (OP)
is it "toast sandwich" times?

>>520949879
exactly. in a perfect world everyday we’d have a full english for breakfast, a cheese and pickle sandwich for lunch, and a sunday roast for dinner. atm i have saisage sarnies for brekkie, no linch, and a shit bit o chicken n chips with mushy peas and coleslaw most days. gay af

zoomers killed black pud its been on decline for a while

I don't bother going to establishments that don't serve it

>>520950981
i order mine off amazon