Thread 521085600

thread #WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RMHasfGIk

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comfy chase

>>521085600 (OP)
working on it

damn have to go to bed in like 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhYFE04yyhQ
KTLA STREAM

I gotta get on the 405 soon and take my wife to a doctor appointment.

Either this car is crashing out soon, or I am

give us a rundown

>>521085600 (OP)
she crashed RIP
go back to work now wagie

rolling for a rollover

>>521085737
I just had a crazy idea for how you can keep the party going

>>521085730
In Soviet Russia, bed go to you

thread theme?

>>521085736
>boring ass commercial commentary
i pass

>>521085844
self deportation

never go to the highway, thats not how drive ryan gosling driver works.

Who is he talking to?

>>521085850
we might need a backup in case stu goes down

>>521085771
>give us a rundown
Stolen car running from cops
We hope for an ending like this

Evading several spike strip attenpts makes me think it's a man

why the fuck didnt they just pit manouver them when they were stuck in traffic?

>>521085844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMJ31aWcyo

>>521085600 (OP)
She is finna pick up her EBT card.

does anyone have the video of the highway chase where a nog fistfought an officer and then stole his cruiser and was rambling about jesus all the way until he got rolled over?

Are you watching this for 1.5 hours?

>>521085600 (OP)
I hope he shoots it out with the cops and takes down a father of 5 so when I drive by his memorial sign on the freeway I can throw my puss jugs at it. Also rolling for explosion timed perfectly for first responders. Fuck them too. This is why you escape on dirt bike.

Rolling for GRAPPLER

>>521085895
chopper pilot or producer

This is the ocean road right? Stu can we get some beach shots

>>521085895
to me, we're friends

>>521085913
the fuck was he thinking

>>521085844
never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

>>521085780
Reroll

>>521085844
anything other than highway star is just wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9ie2J2690

>>521085913
why the fuck would he do that on the road at speed instead of in the grass

>>521085771

Mentally ill woman who snapped, thats all the news said.

>>521085961
yes

Going to piss for 2 minutes, DO NOT CRASH

>>521085737
You’ll be ight. Homeboy appears to be headed to Mexico.

>>521086000
jump out run super fast

>>521085706
The best entertainment out there

>>521086053
weak
I've been holding for almost an hour

>>521085963
Reroll. Fuck snitches

35 min (27.9 mi) TO THE BORDER

>>521086000
Checked
And I think he accidentally pressed "X"

>>521086046
What kind of final are you counting on?

>>521086105
i just shit myself in my chair.

>>521085600 (OP)
A stolen car, driving a stolen car?

USA
USA
USA
USA

>>521086105
i hate pissing. in aggregate it's more annoying than having to shit due to the frequency. especially for those of us that enjoy staying hydrated.

>>521086105
Had a great piss, you can only imagine

Its like Chopper Dan has no idea everybody can hear him

>>521086159
flag checks out

>>521086028
It's possible that this criminal who stole a cop car makes very poor choices and doesn't think things through
Here's the aftermath, by the way

fagilie microwave mamma mia

Dont you have like an hour queue at the Mexican border or is that only on the other way

spike strip? I just got here

watch them fuck up another spikestrip

>>521086265
i gotta go to walmart later. need to get ready.

spike strip coming!!

giving mexicans a police escort from LA to Mexico to self deport and liberals will still cry about it

clearly (they/them) (trigger warning: pronouns, suicide, mental health) have little empathy for (REDACTED - HATE CRIME DETECTION WARNING).

>>521086332
4th attempt i believe. been like 30 minutes since the last attempt

>>521086332
>spike strip? I just got here
Don't worry, they've already failed at least 3

>>521086151
50% - she crashes or the car gives up
30% - she fucks up and the cops surrounds her
20% - the cops let her go

why do normalfag niggercattle get together and cheer on the death of the perp like it's Fahrenheit 451? why are you all bloodthirsty NPCs? this place used to be counterculture and now it's just normalfag boomers and zoomers from social media

Spikes on the highways. Based

>>521086408
there's no getting across the border on the road. both sides would just shoot you. this isn't canada/USA border where it's the honor system to check in with locals.

two set up so she will over correct and crash

spikestrip on the highway ?

>>521086413
You are mistaken. Fuck the cops. I wanna watch a Hollywood bank robbery style shootout. Make these cops work for that check.

Boring! Shoot someone already

new theme - we're goin' to Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9uaBqvRtA

they cant fail 2 consecutive spike attempts right?

>>521086525
>>521086537
We've seen highway spike strips before, but usually the cops have exits blocked off ahead of them so the road is entirely clear
This seems like a recipe for disaster with all this traffic

>>521086602
they failed 3 already

>>521086537
they arent literally spikes anymore. it's sticks with microscopic straws that slowly let the air out

>>521086602
they already did, this would be attempt 3

>>521086332
next stop Tijuana

>>521086562
Epic gif, "bruh"! Do Italian zoomers have extra large broccoli cuts?

>>521086530
shes pretty far from the border

>>521085600 (OP)
Rolling for another highway splatter.

>still using turn signals while switching lanes
now that's one courteous criminal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXo

ABC7 STREAM

ABC stream if Stu has to bail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXo

TALK TO ME DILLION

>>521086640
>>521086649
kek

woooo let's go

Nooooooooo!

Remember to "catch up" to live, anons

Click the gear icon, set it to 1.5x speed
It will return to 1x speed once you've exhausted the buffer

>>521085600 (OP)
How hard would it be to get on the roof of a news station and steal that camera/lense?

nooo.... I didn't piss for this? damn...

WE NEED A NEW STREAM

KWAB

stu wtf dont leave us on a cliffhanger

i pissed my pants for nothing

F

>>521086807
abc7

choppa is out of gas

>>521086726
>>521086734
NEW STREAM GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>>521086807
see
>>521086734

>>521086775
Or you can just scroll the progress bar…

ABC is bailing too MY BALLS ARE SO BLUE

thanks Gavin

Air space restrictions

on abc7 they're saying "airspace restriction" and also stopping

Fake and gay

SHUT IT DOWN

>>521086603
That's why it's based

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THEY CAN'T BLUE BALL ME LIKE THIS

Elon put some cams on those sats

i would eat this womans shit

I miss her bros

>>521086926
>>521086956
How stupid. What could those restrictions possibly be? Local military base or something?

what is this gay ending ffs

refueling refueling refueling

this one still streaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwz-rngbXo

I hope the reverse border runner makes it home safely.

>>521087032
airport i guess

just recapping some things
>30 minutes ago: Are those F16s?
>15 minutes ago: Are those Ospreys?
>Now: "Airspace restriction"

GST wouldve hit her with a pit

>>521087061
nope it's not live

>>521087061
no it isnt

>>521087061
Its joever

It's like having sex for 90 mins and she suddenly runs away before coom

>>521087108
yeah whoops

>>521087061
Thanks broseidon

>>521087142
it do be like this

jewflix hangcliffed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZA

NEW STREAM MAYBE

>>521087142
It a like if she escapes before eating all the eggs

I still like hanging out with you guys. Regardless. Sad that we didn't get conclusion for example a nigger getting shot or something to that effect. But it's still fun to chat with you all.

Update she made it into Mexico and is now on her way to the rest of the family

Novesity is looking for a feed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEKz_Ldy10

FUCKING BLUEBALLED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZA
CBS 8 trying to get back in?

>>521087142
It's like having a great steak dinner at a restaurant, and then the McDonald's runs away before coom

What happened to smoke and scan. Is that guy still active?

>>521087253
this, it's the journey not the destination

>>521087335
might be frogbro

JUST RAM HER HOLY SHIT

>>521087274
This is it
Get in bros

Anybody got new stream?

One of the San diego channels?

Is there a stream with sound?

>>521087253
the real high speed police chase was the friends we made along the way

>>521087335
we're so back
sadly so stu commentary

>>521087529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZA
they almost got him i think

>>521087512
>no drunk reporter
its over

>>521087335
This stream is at least looking for them
But the police chopper is over the border

>>521087573
checking out to mexico right now

>>521087364
Watching that Fat Bastard right now.

New stream niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OojKEIq_KZA

>that dodge
are we sure its a woman?

SHE MADE IT TO THE BORDER???

I won't be able to sleep tonight if this isn't resolved

This is the biggest blue ball of all time

Look at all those spics going the fuck back.

lazy mexican cops let another get away. shocking

Bro is really looking in the line at the border kek

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEECO?

Lost the target

>>521087707
he cant even find waldo who are these incompetents

getting Dorner vibes

>>521087707
some nigger commenting on video, if you don't like no sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAEKz_Ldy10

>>521087836
that scene is kino af

>>521087607
If they dont get away this is going to be a federal prison sentence.

The fact there are that many people crossing the border right now is shameful.

how could they lose her?
this is getting silly

>>521087961
crazy right? its so bad they working in mexico

how this chase will end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMkUX_dpfQ

So would the border guards be in communication with the police?

Why is there a 3 ft drop in the road at the border?

>>521087961
Cheap grocery bro. One dollar is like 2 dollars in Mexico.

So you can just drive from LA to Mexico with 5 helicopters after you and tons of police and drive right over the border?

police helicopter left the scene its over shes gone

so she made it
pretty based desu

Chopper is bugging out
She got away to Mexico

Scanner says she made it into mexico bros
Self deport ending

>>521088012
Loads of them are Muricans going to the dentist not even joking

>>521087961
You want outflow to Mexico. Inflow from Mexico is what you don't want.

Lmao these fucking cops

>>521088115
Keak

HOLY SHIT.

IS THIS OUR FIRST MEXICO BORDER CROSSER?

she just drove through and that's it? my getaway plans have changed.

>>521088121
this is absurd

isn't this the plot to the movie blue streak

ALERT THE FEDERALES

why didnt they just pit

the diversion of the helicopters due to the landing of the plane saved her.

>>521088040
a very egregious speed bump would be my guess

>>521088121
Mexicans just let people drive in with no questions asked? Somehow I doubt that.

>>521088079

Lmao it's that easy

>>521087819
the snozberris taste like snozberries

>>521088198
A pit on the freeway in socal would back the entire coast up with traffic for hours. literal millions lost due to this kinda shit all the time. Not worth it.

>>521088221
100% true, I did it a few months ago at this very crossing. mexico dgaf who goes in

>crazy spic self deports
ill take it

>>521088079
California is is absolutely out of control right now. The ebt shutdown had all the cops scared shitless.

>>521088005
the airport is next to the highway she was on

>>521088221
It's getting back in that's the hard part. We drive over the border without a single check on the regular to go to whorehouses.

>>521088221
They really do.

>>521088256
Snozberry? Who ever heard of a snozberry?

>>521088079
you just gotta dodge a few spike strips lmao
pretty boring highspeed chase but still legendary

couldn't they just close the border or something?

>>521088079
goverment shutdown, border agents arent getting paid

>Torrence, CA
I've been arrested there a couple of times, unfortunately, but one time I was absolutely wasted and I flirted with one of the responding Latina officers and she laughed at me and left, I think about her every week or so

>>521088221
As long as you dont have any Asian electronics. They they want money.

>>521088437
>Torrence
Torrance*

>>521088348
it's a movie reference, retard

rob would fuck chp up if they are this spineless now

>>521085730
I will fight whoever made that atrocity.

>>521088471
>any Asian electronics
what qualifies as a non-Asian electronic device? lmao

>>521088395
Mexico handwaves you in no questions asked.

>>521088079
Yes. That is how shitty of a neighbor Mexico is.

FUCKING KWAB https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/SDCountyScanner/status/1987994983027343415#m

>>521088507
tell me which movie without googling i

>>521088507
>it's a movie reference, retard
And his comment was the next line in the movie

>>521088625
literally how

>>521088625
I guess they thought fuck it, let it be their problem.

>>521088507
anon i...

>>521088627
no, u

>>521088625
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>521088625
Holy fucking shit
The border KNEW about them and still let them through

>>521088625
kekw

>>521088684
This

Nigger aint coming back

>>521088659
wrong movie

>>521088079
>this comment
>this flag
>the responses
i died at this post

>>521088763
your movie references his movie... owari da... i have been baited...

can't stop them going either way lmao

This has emboldened me. Tonight im hitting a jewelry store. I think my e46 BMW is faster than a cop car.

>>521088751
THEY CAN'T SPOT A LICENCE PLATE NUMBER AT THE CROSSING?

>>521088749
basado, muy basado

So youre down a car and are still paying for those cops
*Murica

was there a kid in the car. pic related cant tell

Sounds like border patrol didn't want to get fucking shot so they backed off. Uvalde pussy ass cops.

Imagine being that woman
she must feel like the queen of the world now

>some Lupita steals your minivan
>cops and choppers casually cruise behind her for 2 1/2 hours
>crosses the border with no issue and takes your car to some cartel chop shop
I'd be pissed.

>>521088625
The absolute state of Americucka

>>521089125
if every male joins ICE we can push them all out by summer. i hate these spics

did he stop and get his ffm? if not, they're going to deport him back to the states for not having his papeles.

Alright lads im putting together a team. Any san diego Carlsbad temecula murrieta niggers in here?

>>521088751
the optics are bad at first but a crazy spic self deported AND financially affected spics living here

>>521088911
Yank's don't have ANPR? It shouldn't even need a human at this point. Your location is pinged when going past any camera with ANPR.

I always see these threads after the chase has ended, fuck you people.

>>521089285
based surveillance state anon

MAGA
>mexicans always get across

>>521089434
lol'd

>>521089283
Do you know how many criminals watched that chase and are now going to go do whatever the fuck they want? At least we will have car chase threads.

>>521089470
>Do you know how many criminals watched that chase and are now going to go do whatever the fuck they want? At least we will have car chase threads.
h-how did you read my mind like this

>>521089434
the scanner doesnt check the plate it checks you skin color

>>521089470
>more car chase
does this mean we get more drunk stu?

>>521089636
>some zoomer retard says one thing in the chat
>they all start repeating it ad nauseum
why are you fags like this

>>521089531
I'm on 6 grams of gabapentin right now. It does things.

business idea: catch criminals by not casually following them for 90 minutes and then letting them cross the border at leisure into mexico

>>521089840
oh right, yeah i gave that stuff up last year

I think I've only seen 1 or 2 where they ever get away. I think in both casrs they drive near LAX and the choppers had to stand down, so they found an escape route. The last one I saw some nog straight up opened his door whilst speeding and ended up as paste in the road. Think he was hit by another car. Great entertainment. God bless America!

>>521090474
>I think I've only seen 1 or 2 where they ever get away.
happens way more often. at least a dozen times this year

>>521090474
*cases

>>521085600 (OP)
He's literally going by my house, lol.

>>521090522
I haven't seen many recent chases. I always thought once a chopper has been mobilised, its over. Especially here in the UK. You are fucked, unless you can get into a tunnel or shopping center. Our TV stopped showing any criminals escaping from the early 90's though. I remember seeing dirt bike riders completely ghost the pigs.

>>521090474
I saw two here both kino mobiles, both got out under the expressway and poofed out

>>521088866
based e46 enjoyer. i sold my m3 last year. just too old for it and the roads of the backwoods hawaii town i live in are not nice on street cars.

what happened to the chase? the chopper just sorta looked away

>>521090936
It's pure entertainment. One of the closest things we have to the colloseum. Ive been chased on foot by the pigs twice. Holy shit it was the best feeling ever ro get away. I can't imagine what it's like in a motorised rollingham lol.

>>521090919
they can get away sometimes in the USA (especially LA/south CA) pretty easily since there are lots of long open roads. at night they can dip into a suburb and ditch the car, sometimes hiding and escaping among the houses. it's still much more difficult to do so with a chopper obviously

>>521091332
>Ive been chased on foot by the pigs twice. Holy shit it was the best feeling ever ro get away.
I don't believe you but I want to hear your anecdotes

>>521091556
Once carrying a weed plant home from a friends house that his mum found. Pig car sees me awkwardly holiding a plant in a bag. He drives past and stops. As he turns the car round I start running. I had a 30 meter head start. I turn off the road after running for one minute and go into my buddies house. He was lazy and didn't fancy running through undergrowth. He gave up luckily. The 2nd time there was a bunch of us getting high in a small town. A pig car just stops near us and we run like crazy. Both incidents I was 15 years old.

>>521091556
Iv got away more than twice. We used to run in to the Jordan down housing projects and the cops are too scared to go in there. We would fill hand baskets full of alcohol and run out of the store.

>>521092078
>>521092297
lmao based, do either of you have any convictions?

>>521092367
Ya iv been to prison for manufacturing a destrutive device aka m80 firecrackers. I made a fuck load of money selling them for 5 a pop year round. When you watched it explode you just knew they were illegal. Felt like thunder. I had tubing that was red white and blue that is what saved me from the feds I think. Just good Ole fireworks officer. Prison was cool. Total racial segregation. The movies shotcaller and felon are pretty spot on to the prison experience. Just something about ealking onto the yard and there's 20 dudes with swastika and lighting bolt tattoos. 9/10 would recommend.

>>521091449
All the choppers here are using thermal imaging. You can't escape, short of finding a crowd or tunnel. Pigs with dogs are mobilised in your general area so eventually a Belgium malinois will be tearing your calf muscle from your leg while a copper tackles you.

>>521092818
Ok kid school is in session. If a chopper is chasing you at night time you can run into a house and hug the water heater for an hour and the chopper will be zooming in and out all around like wtf where is he. Done it and it works.

>>521093023
This is one of my better thermal evasion techniques. I am now wondering if they can see through a tesla car battery and you could hide under the car in a closed garage. Walking up or down stream in a river will throw off the dogs. Ditch small items of clothing while running and they have to pause to investigate each one.

>>521092367
No convictions at all. Arrested at 14 for misuse of computer act (I made the screens in a shop window say that company was shit by changing the text of a screen saver lol). Nearly been done for possessionof drugs (weed, ecstasy) a bunch of times. I always manage to eat it or throw it away in time. A couple of times I've put it up my sleeve and they never check there. I'm from quite a God fearing, bootlicking family!

>>521092686
kek, riveting tale, but I'm dubious
how did the tubing save you exactly? police aren't exactly looking for reasons to charge you with less IRL

>>521093753
>Arrested at 14 for misuse of computer act (I made the screens in a shop window say that company was shit by changing the text of a screen saver lol)
the west is cooked...
thanks for sharing
>I always manage to eat it or throw it away in time.
lmao any funny tales of eating everything you're carrying and the resulting fallout?

>>521090474
I saw the one with the dodge hellcat that outran thw helicopter and another where the driver escaped into a multistorey car park and the story ended with no one knowing if he got away or not

>>521093753
one time when i was a kid we kept stealing beer from this one 24 hour supermarket and the 3rd time we went in they tackled me and i ran out the emergency exit and jumped down a rock wall to get away. my friends were watching from afar and said some old lady came out and yelled "dont let him get away!!" and then the cops stopped them and asked if theyd seen me etc. i ended up getting away and made it back to my friends place to drink our beers around 3am. good times. circa 2004

>>521093023
Once your in the house and don't leave pigs will be there in 5mins here in the UK. They will arrest everyone in there.

the shapeshifting baby chase was the best one

think we will get another one tonight? i feel something in the air.

>>521094247
We can only pray.

>>521093894
So I go on holiday to Amsterdam and they have this awesome manali hash. It's so fucking pure I had to take some home. So we are getting the coach and then getting on the ferry to Dover. I keep it my pocket up until the boat. As we are going into to dover I make this gum shield shape out of it and put it in my mouth inside my top lip. I have about 30mins before the hash melts. I must have been looking so paranoid as I actually get taken to the side by customs officers. I swallow the gumshield and try not to choke to death while they signal for me to go a room. The relief is huge as it goes down my food pipe. 'Do what you will for I have already won!' They search my bag, tent, pockets and ask me what
I was doing in Amsterdam. I just say 'look I'm not stupid enough to lose my passport' and they let me go. I spent 4 hours later on the train station trying to work out which train to get on. I was ruined. My balance fucked and couldn't lift my head up.

>>521094881
>I spent 4 hours later on the train station trying to work out which train to get on
lmfao