Thread 521092877

eat shit
long live white people

>>521092877 (OP)
I beg you to tell me that this is a fucking joke. Please. I could've browse for this information myself but I'm too lazy and I'd rather listen to bongs here.
>Obligatory Fren posting thread.

FAKE BAIT THREAD
It's juat as fake as the previous fake one, tbat said posting "a cartoon frog in a blue shirt" would get you 10yrs in prison

>>521092877 (OP)
>lizard in a blue shirt

>>521093014
>>521093070
>>521093144
>>521093155
Frens you have to do something!

>>521093243
Gud.

>>521092877 (OP)
Just go to his house. Is your life more important than your race? That is the question.

>>521092877 (OP)
Oh yeah thatll definetely make everyone not vote for reform

>>521093892
Then why don't you go to his house?

>>521092877 (OP)
>>521093243
WTF, we need to pay more taxes to stop these far right devils.

>the lizard in the blue shirt
finally. hate that nigga.

>>521093155
How dare you lizard poster

>>521092877 (OP)
He said what now?

>>521092877 (OP)
>politicians listening to (unhinged) AI's advice

this has been my personal conspiracy theory for a long time

>>521092877 (OP)
Its a pity Starmer wasnt at one of his dozen homes when that Ukrainian tried to blow him up

>>521092877 (OP)
Britain is the cuckold globalhomo.

>>521093699
>>521093155
>>521094377
I love the lil lizard
I cant remember the name? It was some diminuitive form like pepe for pedro.
Ah yes lulu, lulu the lizard, yes its actually a she

Heres an image of lulu the lizard being a 10x code engineer for a big tech company (she started this startup), it showcases that girls are the better codes and can do anything they want

I really really like this image

>>521094102
>why don't you fly there and fix the problem for them
Eat shit retard.

>>521094696
>lulu lizard
>its just like pepe the prog!

Excellent. Decolonization is well under way for Terf Island, and there's nothing chuddies can do to stop it

>>521092877 (OP)
>newfags will fall for this

Here we see lulu the lizard smoking a cigarette and also a very big pipe.
The image teaches us that tobacco is bad and addictive and will lead to the consumer only want to using it more and more.
The moral of the story is that the age restriction to buy tobacco should be raised by one year every year to completely barr 27 year old children from smoking.
It should also be made extremely expensive, customers have to be required by an actualy real law to not give it cute names like ciggies but
>faggy cancer sticks
And they will be beaten for not standing in the little yellow square when using their fsggy cancer sticks

not even gonna scroll down to see how many ppl think it's real

>>521094847
>Decolonise the streets
>By removing St Georges Cross
>...In England
These creatures aren't sentient.

>>521094847
Please tell me this guy is doing a parody

>>521094847
NEW BASEDJAK!!
Picrel lulu lizard excited about a new friend to cut down england flags with and take to the gay piss orgies on the streets

>>521092877 (OP)
>My false god idol of AI said I should persecute ethnic British and Christians more
Absolute state of UK 2025

>>521092877 (OP)
this man is truly sick. praying for my bongs

>>521093155
lmao.
this was on purpose right? they must know pepe is a humanoid amphibian wearing diapers.

>>521094972
Post lulu the lizard

>>521095196
oy that's a £100k violation there mate! better report to the loicense gulag and make haste criminal!

>>521094266
the average politician is really fucking stupid I'm sure, and the billionaires are being given the keys to the world instead of just the state with it.
Perfect information control. and enforcement of their beliefs.

>>521095342
I have a lizard loicense!!
A shit my posting license is expired

>>521092877 (OP)
I just post the Pepe.

>>521092877 (OP)
Don't poke the bear, Mr Starmer

>>521092877 (OP)
Checked. Skynet was based.

>>521093892
Bring a flag to him and ask him why lol

>>521092877 (OP)
IT'S AN AMPHIBIAN REEEEEEEE

>>521093014
Hey man, ******* deserves to exist!

>>521092877 (OP)
>>521093243
I'm not believing this. Post a link to these to confirm. There's no way he'd be that retarded. Even Starmer isn't that fucking stupid. He does have at least a single brain cell.

>>521094990
The truth is they know exactly what they're doing. The question is, will you stop them in time.

>>521092877 (OP)
OH NOOOOOES!!
This has been posted since February....
But SURELY it's real this time...

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/ocr/Keir%20Starmer%20to%20introduce%20crackdown%20on%20far%20right%20terrorism/

>>521098849
> I think OP might be a troll...
> Post link!

Here's your damn link...
> https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/ocr/Keir%20Starmer%20to%20introduce%20crackdown%20on%20far%20right%20terrorism/
Happy??

>>521092877 (OP)
i'm not one to glowpost but brits probably should overthrow their government at this point.

>>521097695
nothing's going to happen

>>521094847
>t. manliest man in bongland
dripping with onions

>>521092877 (OP)
>the fucking LIZARD in the blue shirt
why the fuck is it so hard for them to google pepe??
it's been a decade!

>>521092877 (OP)
Pepe the British Fugitive. Make it happen one of you artist frens. Would that make Pepe an Aussie?

>>521092877 (OP)
>>521093014
>>521093070
>>521093155
Please, bongs, start spreading stickers of pepe all over england. Make it real

>>521093155
>>521093243
>Olá, meu nome é Pepi o Lagarto.
>Tenho recebido ameaças de morte do presidente da Inglaterra.
>Por favor, amigos, enviem orações e propostas de frango.

>>521092877 (OP)
Fuck off and go post you shit on a fucking british internet you fucking tea-drinking-redcoat-wearing-king-cock-eating-anal-receptive-halal-eating-5x-a-day-praying-pig-fucking faggot.

We kicked your ass out 250 years ago and we will do it again.

>>521092877 (OP)
Given the recent difficulties with the BBC's ability to verify 'facts', this could be true

>>521099342
Sorry to pester you, but thanks. I figured as much.

>>521092877 (OP)
How do sentient British not melt away everyday? Even overhearing my mother watching a show about the Queen's life throughout the modern period is too sad. So much has been stolen from the British people. I can't imagine living there, especially for anyone older.

>>521100045
No worries, happy to provide it
I literally had just posted it, and then I saw your post. So I figured I'd do the sarcasm, feigning/implying that it was real & providing an archive link proving the opposite

>>521092877 (OP)
Posted it again award

>>521100320
Back when /n/ was still around, if you posted a news story without sources, your thread would get deleted and you got banned.
All news stories should require direct sources. Especially now with AI faggotry.

>>521100396
The young man who saved Japan

>>521100702
3 rules of /pol/
If a tweet/news story has no date, it's old as fuck
If there's no link, it's almost always fake.
If it sound too good/bad to be true, spend 2sec on yandex/joogle & you're correct 95% of the time

There's about 3-4 threads in my tiny unfiltered thread list, all with fake info:
WH Message: 15yr car loans
Fetterman collapsed on senate floor, so vote is postponed (delay is rand opposing the fake weed ban)
This
And i forget the 4th

>>521101936
>WH Message: 15yr car loans
No lender's going to give you a 15 year car loan, because in year 9 when they go to repop it because you couldn't pay, the vehicle will be worthless. That's not how this works. Cars depreciate too fast.

>>521102474
That's the thing. We don't even have the good trolls like the old days. Literal jeet tier, when the old days was either kike NGO's or fellow anons doing rhe trolling. Everything now is immediately obvious as fake and gay. Yet, the threads are always packed with users who fell for it (I don't even want to call them anons. As anons would question it)

>>521092877 (OP)
>lizard
How fucked am I? In prison years

>>521092877 (OP)
Lizard people are people too

brits are sewage

>>521103767
It sounds like you’re romanticizing a “golden age” of trolling that probably never existed in the way you remember it. Most old-school trolling wasn’t actually sophisticated the internet was just smaller, easier to disrupt, and you were less experienced, so the bait felt sharper. Blaming today’s low-effort posts on “non-anons” or outside groups is a kind of gatekeeping that defines skepticism as an identity rather than a behavior, which makes your argument circular: anyone who falls for something is, by your definition, not a real anon. A more grounded explanation is that platforms now amplify the lowest-effort content because that’s what drives engagement, not because the user base suddenly became gullible. And as you got more experienced, the obvious bait became more visible, which doesn’t prove the old bait was better just that you changed. The decline you’re noticing isn’t a shift from elite trolling to “jeet-tier” antics; it’s the natural result of a massively expanded, noisier internet where incompetence is far more common than coordinated ops.

>>521093243
I genuinely cannot stand boomers. Cannot stand my mom being a bitch to me after stealing 120000 dollars from me. Cannot stand all the kike politicians. I'm over 30 and never got to live, I'm just gonna saving/invest my shit into gold/stocks/crypto and then kill myself after I get stds from a japanese prostitute.

>>521103767
Would you prefer another pajeet or BBC thread instead?

>>521105131
No, it was actually quality trolling. It was easy to fall for some of them, as they were believable. Especially when we trolled normies. Like the OK hand symbol being a hate sign, the Trump pee tape, you name it. Anons were gods of trolling...and now you're not even amused with trolling you know is fakr, as even 9yo's wouldn't fall for it

>>521105211
You’re talking like someone who has already written the ending before the story even starts, and that’s exactly why you feel trapped. You’re treating every horrible thing that happened to you the money, your family, politics, whatever as permanent proof that your life is already over. That’s defeatist thinking, not reality. Plenty of people get screwed over early, hit low points, or waste years, and still rebuild something worth living for. The difference is they stop letting resentment decide the rest of their life. And this plan you’re describing? It’s not a plan it’s a tantrum disguised as destiny. Throwing away your future and calling it inevitable is just the easy way out. You’re not “done,” you’re exhausted, bitter, and thinking in extremes. None of that means your future is set in stone. It just means you need to step back, stop catastrophizing, and actually get help instead of writing your own obituary in advance.

>>521105285
I actually don't mind those. My 4chanx filters are top notch. Tho there is a temporary glitch with the 1PBTID Filter on my phone, but too lazy to uninstall and reinstall. Since it works fine on my laptop & I'm still filtering 184-190 shill threads on my phone (yes, that's how many shill threads there are. It used to be 148-163, 1.5yrs ago, and 170 a year ago. Once USAID happened, it's been 180-190 the whole time

So, they can spam 100 BBC threads, or jeets make 100. They ain't getting thru my filters it's setup to get false positives, rather than let some shills thru.

>>521092877 (OP)
The satire seems more real evey day.

>>521093155
shut up you stupid fucking lizardposter

>>521092877 (OP)
Today's satire is tomorrow's law.

>>521093155
checked and kekd

>>521094550
Apu Apustaja (Help Helper)

>>521105394
this gave me hope. thanks.

>>521098849
>starmer isn't jewish evil incarnate
My guy, where have you been?

>>521092877 (OP)
why dont these retards understand the concept of "free speech" at all? is the entire island filled with retards that bow down whenever their "betters" tell them something?
You fuckers need a french-style revolution where these cunts swing from trees.

>>521104227
100 years without parole