Thread 521125455

China has finally cracked the code to give us 50+ more years of boomers on social security

https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/1987518055321121238

>>521125455 (OP)
But wasn't the problem in the telomere department? The shorter they get the closer you are to death? Unless they force the new cells to have long telomeres they didn't do much of a breakthrough...

China is overtaking Israel in fake medical breakthroughs

>>521125691
China has a new fake breakthrough everyday, what happened to that magic bone glue they were talking about a few months ago? I'm pretty sure they said they were on the cusp of fusion too

>>521125455 (OP)
Soon the age of retirement will be raised to 135 years.
Great news!

>>521126000
Surgery to cure Alzheimer's too.

>>521125455 (OP)
>Adding 9% to your life makes you live to 150
>doubt

>>521125691
Your mom lengthens my telomeres

>>521125455 (OP)
Their new chips are also 1,000 times faster than the fastest Nvidia chips. They also invented Jesus and Xi's steed is a unicorn.
They're chinks, stop posting retarded articles. This is like believing North Korean studies.

>Atheist Chinese on the cusp of creating impartiality serum
>meanwhile Christian Americans are debating which Bible verse forbids consuming seed oils

People 65+ should not be able to hold office.

>>521125691
>force the new cells to have long telomeres t
kek
what is cancer? lol

>>521125455 (OP)
>extend
Now does it means I get to 70 more years to be relatively young or I will be a fucking zombie for another 100 years?

>>521125455 (OP)
>China makes boomers live longer
Shit, the nafotrannies were right: China is evil.

Old age is fine when you have people with integrity, successful and sustainable economies and people that are healthy.

Old age is not fine when the elderly are selfish, immoral invalids.

by the time this shit hits the market you will have already died of old age. human testing trials always last fucking decades.

>>521128124
Like certain prototype vaccine which been issued to the entire globe?

>China makes unsubstantiated claim of incredible scientific breakthrough
wow, cool, I fully expect absolutely nothing to come of this because it's a lie like the last 20 such breakthroughs China has announced in the last 15 years

>>521128156
If it kills you, it will be approved in under a year, and you will be fired for not taking it. If it gives you an extra 50 years of life, there will be elaborate gatekeeping to ensure that only gigakikes and their most loyal shabbos goys can get it.

>>521125455 (OP)
based xina wunderwaffen with no proof ever, thats so nice.

>>521125691
its a bug telomeres are meant to stay intact forever. souls decay aswell over 1000-5000 years. your soul is decaying.

When do men hit the wall?

>>521128750
Fuck you, you souless GERManic barbarian.

>>521125455 (OP)
>makes fusion power
>makes the fountain of youth
space elevator soon, lads
china TO THE MOON

>>521127552
What about their artificial sun and moon? Or their quantum teleporter to space?

>>521125455 (OP)
And Russia defeat cancer.

>>521125691
Cells that are aged have shotern telomeres.

They're removing them, so the only thing left is super cancer that is literally immortal, cancer cells don't die.

You will be immortal as a clump of cancer, one woman actually has already done so, she just will never remember who she is if anyone ever clones her from the cancer clumps.

>>521125455 (OP)
Agelets BTFO

>>521127656
could would should, etc....

I do not trust anything that puts a positive light on china. they are scammers, liars, they cannot be trusted about anything.

>>521125455 (OP)
We only drink rapeseed here in America.

>>521125691
No that was always a dumb meme, humans die far before they reach anywhere near critical telomere levels. It's mitochondrial issues that primarily causes the stuff that matters to us.

>>521125455 (OP)
>takes over the world economy
>literal flying cars and 400mph commuter trains
>trad wife robots indistinguishable from humans
>casually doubles your life expectancy from 75 to 150 years
he is a god isn't he?

>>521125455 (OP)
Stop, Americans are going to need a 100 year mortgage if this hits the market.

>>521126000
I didn't notice because I was too busy reading about Americans worshipping Jews.

>>521125455 (OP)
>seed oils to the rescue
was not on my bingo card.

>>521126000
Holy kek the copium 'muricans inhale these days...

>>521125455 (OP)
Not believing it, they didn't deliver TJD yet as they promise.

>>521125731
kek

>>521125455 (OP)
Just in time or 50 year mortgages.

>>521125455 (OP)
>Grapeseed
Kerrygold butter is the fountain of youth

>>521125455 (OP)
watching your body decay in real time is not fun

>>521125455 (OP)
>Adam: 930
>Seth (Adam’s son): 912
>Enosh: 905
>Kenan: 910
>Mahalalel: 895
>Jared: 962
>Enoch: 365
>Methuselah: 969
>Lamech (Noah’s father): 777
>Noah: 950
its possible but only through the power of יהוה

>>521125691
That thing has happened again where a word that never existed is being posted everywhere now

>>521125455 (OP)
China's uncle works at Nintendo.

you want to exist in this world another 70 years?

>>521125455 (OP)
They should immediately give it to Xi and Putin. Fuck Europe and whites. We need to grow Eurasia in strength and power so we can crush these Anglo enemies. Immortal Chinese super soldiers will destroy them.

>>521128750

What op looks like.

>>521128750
>>521129604

"Fag Busters" phenotype.

>>521129510
When they lose their hair. Most old guys would rather live another 5 years with their mop on top returning in full and no longer have to envy that one guy at the nursing home who dodged that stupid gene and looks like Ronald Reagan than live another 50 looking like Uncle Fester. If China wants to earn money they better cure balding, millions of men will spend their life savings and debtmaxx on top of it to defeat that mistake of nature.

>>521133000
Trips and two seedline pilled. Very nice.

The great equalizer was always death, not matter how rich you are your maximum lifespan is hard-set. Your money can only keep you from dying to poor choices.

i am demoralized with my country
i should move to ching chong city like tik tok keeps telling me..
looks like cyberpunk you know, so cool...

>>521136266
Not anymore white scum. This will be the standard in Russian and Chinese elite as well as Jewish elite in your own country. White scum gets erased while we rule forever.

I think it was circa 2014 when it hit Murican politicians(!) how far China had come by that point. Can you imagine how clueless Murica was at the time? We are in the midst of something similar right now. Another shock to the system is right around the corner. Those who had been studying Mandarin will be the new winners.

Why the fuck would you want to live on this hell hole planet any longer than you have to death is a gift. Could you imagine being immortal being stuck in this hell verse? That's true hell

Thanks but no thanks, Zhang.
Death is my friend, he's promised me an quick end (to clown world).

>>521132076
Well? Where is the bone glue, where is the surgery to cure Alzheimer's? Where is the room temperature superconductor?

>>521125691
Teleofuckyousmartass.

>>521128750
citation needed

>>521125455 (OP)
where's the hard proof of it?

>>521136984
China said it was true so it's true!

>>521130968
he definitely has the mandate of heaven

By 28 most firsts are behind you. It's just a grind after that. What is the point. The finery of life is that it is fleeting.

>>521130964
do go on

>>521125455 (OP)
You can buy grape seed suppliments and it's advertised as life extending. This is nothing new.

>>521125455 (OP)
>retirement age goes up to 120

>>521125455 (OP)
Fuck DONT SEND IT HERE please keep it for yourselves

>>521125455 (OP)
So since its "China says" the horde of "le new science dropped" demoralizing faggots are on sucking dick shift.

>>521125455 (OP)
May we see it?

>>521125455 (OP)
Kind of convenient that the grape started dying all over Europe, from some disease that originates from America.

>>521133000
but I hate nine inch nails

big if true, eternal boomer crypt reign

>>521125455 (OP)
The next pandemics virus

>>521130968
>he is a god

Imagine believing china any time they say they've made a breakthrough discovery. Every time we find out it was something we did decades ago but stopped because it wasn't worth it for one reason or another. Where's that atomic battery they bragged about? How about that fusion reactor? How about that thorium reactor powering an aircraft carrier that's impossible because of how much ships rock?

>>521125455 (OP)
>72 years + 9% = 150 years
chink math

>>521125455 (OP)
American Bankers are about to invent the 130 year loan.

>>521136717
China is a backwards shithole. Try living there for a year, tell me how "in the future" they are. Fucking idiot.

>>521127656
>Their new chips are also 1,000 times faster than the fastest Nvidia chips. They also invented Jesus and Xi's steed is a unicorn.
all true. cope harder, mutt.

>>521125455 (OP)
please god no, noooooo, god nooooo

>>521127656
They tried to reverse engineer a UV lithography machine and broke it. Try again with another fake breakthrough. A fakethrough. That's it, I'm coining a new term, any time china shits out an article about some new thing they're doing, it will be called a fakethrough.

>>521125455 (OP)
We must secure nonexistence of old people and a future for white children

total mandarin domination

>>521130558
YOU WILL COME TO LORD DAGOTH IN HIS FLESH AND OF HIS FLESH

>>521146181
They never tell you how often these things burst into flames and lock the occupants inside. All so they can park in tiny places because of how overpopulated they are.

>>521125691
Its lying, mate. "China has new breakthrough technology!" has been a headline every day since the early 2000s, and the only technology China actually has over the US is better range on their EVs.

>>521146181
That's really going to fuck up the tires if you use that a lot.

>>521135690
Balding has been cured for 40 years. Notice every rich person has a full head of hair. They keep the tech from the proles because they want you to feel beneath them.

>>521125455 (OP)
Wtf would they keep old fucks alive who are a drain to the system? They'll collapse even faster along with he developed world of this goes through.

>>521125455 (OP)
Another alex thread

I thank god I will likely die before immortality becomes possible

>>521146540
Society exists only to support boomers and their need to suck up entitlements and go on cruises forever.

>>521146181
All that tech because Asians can't parallel park

>>521146515
>. Notice every rich person has a full head of hair
tf are you smoking

>>521146515
>Notice every rich person has a full head of hair.
Explain Bezos then.

>50 more years with boomers
The world wasn't bad enough as it is.. So it's a race against death then. I'll take an early leave and leave strugglers to struggle with increasingly obnoxious boomers. I can't deal with them anymore

>>521146658
His own farts because he's a retard.

>>521125455 (OP)
>2 more weeks

>>521146681
Bezos shaves his head to look like a tough guy. Its also why he wears short sleeve shirts that are too small for him.

>>521134527
Ilk, eldrich horrors, those are the two i know off the top of my head, which other psyops were there?