Thread 521137972

How do you know if you're autistic, neurodivergent, or just retarded?

>>521137972 (OP)
I am simply undiagnosed.

I SEE THE SKY WHEN THE CLOUDS MOVE ASIDE

>>521137972 (OP)
>mfw all of the above

>>521137972 (OP)
i don't find trains that interesting so i'm not autistic and i don't know what neurodivergent is so i must be retarded

>>521137972 (OP)
ockham razor : I am just retarded and lazy

>Age 30 - still in the same place at computer
>Age 38 - Mom and dad dead, sat in my own small place at computer

>>521137972 (OP)
>autistic
This is based on how many vaccines you were injected with
>neurodivergent
How many hours you goon on Reddit a day
>just retarded
How many gay threads you post a day

>>521138435
>Age 38 - Mom and dad dead
wtf anon, that's way too soon...

>>521137972 (OP)
keep every single panel the same except the last one and replace it with a wife and two babies and that’s my life

I’m 36 and have two teenaged kids - I envy you neet fucks like you wouldn’t believe, as a parent you become a complete slave to the system. Having kids definitely ticks some existence boxes but otherwise it’s unfathombly difficult, insanely expensive, getting lonelier by the year, and causes you endless stress.

I’m self-employed and I have to wake up like a wagie every day anyways to get my kids to school - I field emails every week about how my son wasn’t a good enough goyslave at school.

>>521137972 (OP)
It doesn't matter. In the end I'm just an idiot that cant look people in the eyes because its fucking intense to me and that still talks too fast trying to go along a racing stressed and anxious mind, and no one never will think about it that way.
People will think that I'm tweaking because they see a fag looking at everything except the fucking eyes in front of its face and stuttering 2 of every 5 words or simply having my mouth go
>Ok, fuck this, you are acting all retarded and shit and I dont want to do anything with it
And be absolutely unable to talk, with my mouth closed, my vocal chords making a gutural noise that would be a word if my mouth worked, try to painfully start to talk with three failed retarded faces, open jaw, but mouth shut, making noises. Then stopping, sighting and mentally dealing with how much of a retard I am making of myself to then in a crushing silence, think of another word to begin the sentence because I can't now say the previous one or my mouth doesn't work.

And I dont want it to have a diagnose and take a pill becausenits pretty bad as it is.

>>521138540
im 31 and they are already dead, but its not like i give a fuck, also nobody in my family ever had contact with one another

>>521139314
Pink floyd for you https://youtu.be/HJ7zbzJZsjs?si=XLJDVvMAAaHpJubz
>>521138866
And a pink floyd for you
https://youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8?si=L4rcMpvy8dbJehsv

>>521139472
Did they had you in their 30s ? I am 42,, my mom died this year, she wasn't even 70yo, and I can't et over it...

>>521139314
>cant look people in the eyes because its fucking intense
It's either that or I maintain eye contact for too long kek

>>521137972 (OP)
A doctor gave me an autism test recently and I was diagnosed mild autism with no concern of ADHD, and mild neurodivergence with an IQ of 118

>>521139633
meh she died from a brain tumor in 2011 when i was 16 and my subhuman father drank and died in 2023, but nobody in this subhuman family gives a fuck about everything anyway, everyone just talks behind everyone's back and once it comes to little amounts of money they all fuck each other over, worthless subhuman ilk

>>521139902
looks like you speak a lot like the kid in the fensler films PORK CHOP SANDWICHES gi joe memevid

>>521139972
I see, family things, someone it can get really bad. I hope you'll get a better life anon, keep it up anon

>>521138435
Shit anon I'm so sorry.
And a piece of shit because I'm curious. Was in the same event or were two separate ones?
My wedding godmother lost both her parents and dogger the SAME YEAR. Fucking cancer. It was absolutely devastating, they were barely on their 60's Her mother didn't have the longest battle, but those two years were, well, absolute shit and soul eating. And then barely 3 months after it, her father had a really long cough that only got worse and after the first doctor appoinment, well, you can guess. In 6 months it was all over. She had to move because everything reminded her.

I hope you are healed enough anon.

>>521140062
lol, it’s because I fucked up one test she gave me in that category which nuked that score

>>521137972 (OP)
>How do you know if you're autistic?
Stand next to someone blowing up a balloon. If you start freaking out that the balloon may pop, you are an autist.

Have someone tell you "You have a phone call incoming. You will receive the call soon." And if they refuse to elaborate who is calling and when they will call, if you sperg out, you are an autist.

Try sleeping in a room with a ticking clock. If the clock keeps you awake and you can't sleep, you and autist.

>>521138435
this will be my fate as well
i wonder if i will start talking to walls

>>521139972
>Average Sören
Srsly thats why the muslims will win. Even if you deport them by the millions the german demographics is still going to shit.

>>521137972 (OP)
I got diagnosed with autism and bitch told me i have feminine character .... what ? Just because i don't like talk too much it doesn't mean i act like woman.

>>521140598
>because i don't like talk too much it doesn't mean i act like woman
quite the contrary

>>521140598
i don't think u should take diagnosis in eastern europe seriously especially before 2010

>>521140598
>I got diagnosed with autism and bitch told me i have feminine character .... what

I am not an autist, I have only got ADHD. I can guarantee you the bitch is wrong. Autism is male-coded as fuck. Short and dry communication, very problem-solving minded, linear thinking. All the things males are known for.

ADHD is more feminine minded. We talk too much, we suck at problem solving due to focus issues and we don't think in linear patterns we think in imaginative abstraction.

>>521140788
I got diagnosed with it 2022.
Also she was pretty hot cunt thing is i was sleepy as fuck because all i do is play all night and sleep trough the day.

>>521140807
Probably you are right thing is that they give some kid lot of sugar today and obviously after that ... kid runs around like it's on speed and they say it's ADHD which obviously is not.

>>521140807
>>521140598
Also more proof Autism is male coded:
>Autism diagnosis is heavily more common in males than females
>Autists are theorized to have a lack of emotional attachment to mother figures and their own mothers. One theory suggests autistic children are not breastfed as much as normie kids.

Meaning autists usually only rely on their masculine thinking due to a lack of female role modelling. Autism is peak masculine.

>>521139592
Thanks for the floyd anon.

But as a covert hiperactive retard I sadly only vibe with spastic >200 bpm mathcore or bebop/jazz that sounds like a 80's PC starting up on meth.
https://youtu.be/WMPd_WEMrLM?si=3-V4NVlvad41E-_3

Cant stress enough how I mindcum to protest the hero guitar seizures.
And it really saddens me that the new wave of metal its all this "Peripherian" jazz percussion, 7 string guitars palm muting/chugging the 7th string along the bassdrum in π/5 time signatures, with singers that alternate between godzilla and justin timberblake. And I fucking love it, but it seemsnthat only messugah had a generation. I want my calculator post punk. Its been 30 years c'mon I'm bald now.

Anyways, thanks again for the floyd.

>>521140755
Yeah i don't know what she expected from me ?
>>521140992
So im okay then kek...

>>521141094
>So I'm okay then kek..

Yeah. I'd ignore the bitch. Psychology & psychiatry is useful only sometimes. Most times it's full of shit. Remember that you are a man before you are an autist. Disorders are just labels, the same as constellations in the night sky. They are just stars but humans see patterns and then pull a label out their ass like "Orion" and pretend it is real.

Autism and all mental disorders are the same. They are just a bundle of traits or characteristics that humans invented labels for. So don't take psychiatrists too seriously.

>>521137972 (OP)
Looks like the Bjork stalker. Open your windows.

>>521138435
Same life as a friend of mine. Hes very risk adverse and great at rationalizing doing nothing different.

>>521139633
Neets are completely unprepared for parents dropping dead in their early 40s. Everyone in my age group has 1 or both parents dead.

>>521137972 (OP)
it's super easy, so basically if you thoroughly find out that you are autistic / neurodivergent, that means you are not retarded.
so now you are diagnosed
congratulations
are you able to come up with this and improve yourself without the help of others so that you can survive in this "civilization" on your own ? then you are intelligent
if not, you require help like a nanny therapist or drugs you might be retarded
you have all, ALL the necessary tools ( almost) for free at your hand
IF, that is, you are NOT retarded (chances are high you are a NPC as well in that case, but then again you would not be here making this thread, so you are not a total normie, thats a good start to discover your destiny)

>>521137972 (OP)
>tfw too autismal to live, too retarded to die

>>521139902
Ayyyy. 143 reporting in: ADHD AND high neurodivergence. I always tell people my IQ is 115.

>>521140499
fuck you cunt
we have been killed by the americans, all survivors are being enslaved and tortured by the shitskins that the americans have forced on us
germany belongs to the ethnic native people of this land.

>>521142715
Your IQ is 143?

>>521142717
fucking blame us for policies crammed down your own throats of scheißjude and die links fötze

your own "citizens" crave those shitskins. your version of the right is severely lacking until very recently

foist your bullshit off on me like that.

>>521137972 (OP)
the latter is all 3

>>521137972 (OP)
I always been different, from GATE memories, to weird shit happening to this day. A couple years back I got lots of lsd and other drugs, I would constantly test myself or my thoughts/ideas against other people to see if I was relatively crazy or autistic or something. What i found is people are really fucking dumb or willfully ignorant and im a genius. I think when smart people start to have this realization they try to make as much money to get away from the unwashed masses and only hang out with other smart people that like and know about thing they know and like without fear of violence or some midwit chiming in.

I hate the stupid fucking pills but i feel like shit without them. Whoever said Adderall isn't addictive is full of shit. It gives you bad withdrawl symptoms. I don't even know who I am anymore. It's like a rope being tied around the ankle of a baby elephant. The baby elephant, try as he might, cannot overpower the rope, he gets chafed by it, he learns that he cannot overpower the rope. Even when the elephant is fully matured and could easily snap the rope, the elephant still doesn't believe that it has the ability to break the rope and makes no attempt to do so.