Thread 521276919

HITLER HAD A MICROPENIS

>>521276919 (OP)
Well if the Jerusalem post says so then it must be true!

>>521276919 (OP)
A womans dna tested positive for a micropenis

well his body isn't available to confirm that or the event of his death.

>>521276919 (OP)
I don't worship him for his penis.

>>521276919 (OP)
I had a dream last night that I ran into hitler working at a grocery store. I asked him if they had a certain brand of ice cream because it was the only one without corn syrup, and he went to the back freezer and got it for me. We started talking about how goyslop is so common and how to avoid it. He mentioned that he absolutely loathes ben and jerrys and I admitted that I actually like it. He seemed disappointed, so I described the flavor "half baked" to him in detail (a swirl of vanilla and chocolate ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and brownies throughout). He just sort of raised his eyebrows at me and I didn't understand at the time but after waking up I realized it was a metaphor for racemixing.

Who is the author of such an article? Do they have a big nose?

>>521277074
jews would

>>521277089
pretty sure the jerusalem post does not hire goyim.

>>521276919 (OP)
He couldn't hold a candle to the BBC.

>>521276919 (OP)
>t. schizophrenic jew unable to stop fantasizing about dead people's scrotums

It's true, all true.

American tax dollars at work.

>>521276919 (OP)
muh dik muh cunt

>>521276919 (OP)
They're trying to frame this as diss on Hitler but really it's a testament that even if you have a small dick you can accomplish great things.

>>521277030
the sofa blood was actually male

>>521276919 (OP)
The United States autopsy in NY and the translated soviet autopsy are declassified.

>>521277086
I read this in Tommy Lee Jones voice from No Country for Oldmen.

>>521276919 (OP)
Link? This article looks fake.

>>521276919 (OP)
Most likely a rothschild's bastard son, so yeah that checks out.

>>521276919 (OP)
What do you need a big penis for? It's not like your wife will have ever seen another one, or a picture of one. No I will not marry a whore. Yes, that makes you a whore, you're out.

>>521276919 (OP)
TKD can't come soon enough

>>521276919 (OP)
OMG IM LITERALLY HITLER

>>521276919 (OP)
Why do kikes pretend people care about dick jokes?

>>521277587
Because they were raised by psychopathic passive aggressive mothers that belittle their husbands.

>>521276919 (OP)
Why is the left so obsessed with the penis size of the right?

So he really was /ourguy/?

>>521276919 (OP)
lol

rent free

>>521277086
>cornslop
>racemixing
Flag checks out

>>521277089
And a small hat.

>>521277089
A perfectly reasonable white guy named Jacob Paul.
You can't possibly hate them enough.
But on the brighter side of things, nobody is doing a better job of reawakening the genetic memory of the need for pogroms and burning synagogues scenting the morning air right now than (((them))).
What as glorious timeline.

>>521276919 (OP)
Leave it to some perverted jew to sit around wondering what Hitler's penis looked like.

>>521276919 (OP)
This is ridiculous

>>521276919 (OP)
When you can't find a flaw in someone's policies, you ridicule their looks instead.

>>521276919 (OP)
>likely

>when you're retarded and believe he killed himself in a bunker

He escaped to Argentina with other nazis. The truth will come out one day. Fuckin idiots.

Add it to the list. We should start a Hitler claims list. Maybe I will do this. It's the least I could do.
>666

>>521276919 (OP)
Maybe the sofa was made out of Jew skin to match the lampshades.

>>521276919 (OP)
lol what a cuck

>>521276919 (OP)
so me with micropenis turn into chuds?
that explains a lot.

>>521276919 (OP)
Jewish media, the most impartial media on the planet, not!

>>521276919 (OP)
They have been releasing a retarded headline like this every year forever.

>>521276919 (OP)
im sorry he didnt have enough foreskin for you to gobble on

someone please post the list. i need it saved again.

>>521276919 (OP)
it's funny how "science" always finds bad things about people that are generally disliked, and good things about people that are generally liked. makes you wonder...

>>521276919 (OP)
and yet, Anne Frank is notorious for lugging around a BJC. You can see why he was jealous of the jews and hate to kill 6 gorillion of them.

>>521280683
Woopie?

>>521280541
DEFEATED THE BRITISH EMPIRE

lol....when did the british empire declare war on jews?

See, this is why the conflict against jews will never end, because their insanity will never end.

>>521276919 (OP)
If that were true, we should truly fear the chink.

>>521276919 (OP)
>would always put the toilet seat back up after taking a shit to piss Eva off.
>sometimes he would not take his viagra on purpose so his dick would stay soft, he would then blame Eva, “see, even with viagra I can’t get hard, that’s how ugly you are” she would then start crying while he laughed hysterically.
>wanted to gas anybody that didn’t have grey eyes, platinum blond hair, over 6’5 of height and an iq over 200
>was a pajeet
>was secret agent man working for Britain
>would host massive satanic orgies at the wolf’s lair with American pinup girls that the SS kidnapped and brought back to Germany
>was a prude who was disgusted by intimacy because of his fanatical christianity
>was literally going to cross he Atlantic to try to invade all of Norh America
>just wanted to destroy Germany
>Believed that Germans were superior and should rule the entire world
>During meetings, would make paper balls with some maps and throw then in the basket from afar while yelling BOOYHA, this the main reason the war was lost
>drew up plans to invade Botswana, capture elephants and let them loose in a stampede in a crowded town center, just for kicks
>was a prostitute
>was a pimp
>was a communist commissar
>was secretly working for Stalin
>was secretly working for switzerland
>was a drug addict
>sent drug addicts to camps
>would only target baby deer when going hunting, shooting them in the legs and letting them bleed out slowly
>would order his men kill their german shepherds in front of him as a show of loyalty
>liked to box with 5 year old hitler youth and beat the shit out of them
>Hitler of HITTITE
>is actually called Frankenberger
>is actually a rothschild
>gay
>pedo
>tranny
>zoophile
>necrophile
>fucked his niece
>fucked eva braun who had jewish roots
>took 74 different drugs
>took speed
>took bull semen
>took pig hormones
>took female hormones
>loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time
>jung said he had female handwriting

>>521282204
Also defeated Rome lol, Hadrian literally actually nearly genocided them to extinction, an actual anuddahshoa, just because some cockroaches/rats hid under rocks and survived to breed again, does not mean you beat them in a “war”.

>>521276919 (OP)
ooh noo, this changes everything!

>>521282802
Oh I forgot about Christianity, I guess they kind of did beat Rome in the end. Touché kikes, I guess that’s winning by subversion, like fucking off from Europe and getting the whole world to believe in the biggest hoax in history, I guess that’s a kind of victory too.

>>521276919 (OP)
Sorry, as a believer in body positivity, I do not condone shaming someone for a physical feature that is outside of their control.
We have to do better.

>>521276919 (OP)
>Jerusalem Post
Oh I bet these guys are super duper bipartisan on this.

MICROPINGAS

>>521277086
I had a similar dream, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

>>521276919 (OP)
all dictators have tiny dicks, that's why they become dictators

Whether or not he had a micropenis has no bearing on his politics or character. If you allowed yourself to be b8ed by this you should be embarrassed.

>>521276919 (OP)
A race of people notorious for spewing lies every time they oppen their mouths wouldnt lie about hitlers penis would they?
>kallmans syndrome, inhibited puberty
>hitler had a sick ass mustaché at in his early 20's
Jew lies dont add up