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Anonymous (ID: yy3fgIvf) United States No.521276919 [Report] >>521276973 >>521277030 >>521277074 >>521277086 >>521277143 >>521277152 >>521277189 >>521277204 >>521277292 >>521277375 >>521277401 >>521277447 >>521277481 >>521277532 >>521277587 >>521277796 >>521277864 >>521278126 >>521278218 >>521278303 >>521278412 >>521278804 >>521279057 >>521279059 >>521279843 >>521280223 >>521280352 >>521280554 >>521280683 >>521282309 >>521282556 >>521282830 >>521283918 >>521284229 >>521286195 >>521286554
HITLER HAD A MICROPENIS
Anonymous (ID: 1TzKjeR/) United States No.521276973 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Well if the Jerusalem post says so then it must be true!
Anonymous (ID: +2HUEhwt) South Korea No.521277030 [Report] >>521277226
>>521276919 (OP)
A womans dna tested positive for a micropenis
Anonymous (ID: 1Ssh47mg) United States No.521277055 [Report]
well his body isn't available to confirm that or the event of his death.
Anonymous (ID: 4mDUZVRA) United States No.521277074 [Report] >>521277113
>>521276919 (OP)
I don't worship him for his penis.
Anonymous (ID: 1j+557vM) United States No.521277086 [Report] >>521277341 >>521277866 >>521285737
>>521276919 (OP)
I had a dream last night that I ran into hitler working at a grocery store. I asked him if they had a certain brand of ice cream because it was the only one without corn syrup, and he went to the back freezer and got it for me. We started talking about how goyslop is so common and how to avoid it. He mentioned that he absolutely loathes ben and jerrys and I admitted that I actually like it. He seemed disappointed, so I described the flavor "half baked" to him in detail (a swirl of vanilla and chocolate ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and brownies throughout). He just sort of raised his eyebrows at me and I didn't understand at the time but after waking up I realized it was a metaphor for racemixing.
Anonymous (ID: GDOOwdp7) United States No.521277089 [Report] >>521277131 >>521277981 >>521278115
Who is the author of such an article? Do they have a big nose?
Anonymous (ID: LMsmc36Y) United States No.521277113 [Report]
>>521277074
jews would
Anonymous (ID: LMsmc36Y) United States No.521277131 [Report]
>>521277089
pretty sure the jerusalem post does not hire goyim.
Anonymous (ID: pcfAAVHL) United States No.521277143 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
He couldn't hold a candle to the BBC.
Anonymous (ID: 28lx7zLl) Hungary No.521277152 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
>t. schizophrenic jew unable to stop fantasizing about dead people's scrotums
Anonymous (ID: pEPop0bR) United Kingdom No.521277153 [Report]
It's true, all true.
Anonymous (ID: TC1iTH8i) United States No.521277163 [Report]
American tax dollars at work.
Anonymous (ID: dQncSzyv) United States No.521277189 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
muh dik muh cunt
Anonymous (ID: EvaIXBYp) United States No.521277204 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
They're trying to frame this as diss on Hitler but really it's a testament that even if you have a small dick you can accomplish great things.
Anonymous (ID: hKHEIytj) Serbia No.521277226 [Report]
>>521277030
the sofa blood was actually male
Anonymous (ID: AuFUCEpL) United States No.521277292 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
The United States autopsy in NY and the translated soviet autopsy are declassified.
Anonymous (ID: EvaIXBYp) United States No.521277341 [Report]
>>521277086
I read this in Tommy Lee Jones voice from No Country for Oldmen.
Anonymous (ID: xt4Xb2lc) Canada No.521277375 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Link? This article looks fake.
Anonymous (ID: 6H2MlfAI) Canada No.521277401 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Most likely a rothschild's bastard son, so yeah that checks out.
scabPICKER (ID: daGfTJpm) United States No.521277447 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
What do you need a big penis for? It's not like your wife will have ever seen another one, or a picture of one. No I will not marry a whore. Yes, that makes you a whore, you're out.
Anonymous (ID: x2iLWgPT) United States No.521277481 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
TKD can't come soon enough
Anonymous (ID: QHEo0Rg1) United States No.521277532 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
OMG IM LITERALLY HITLER
Anonymous (ID: xvtSPUNQ) United States No.521277587 [Report] >>521277720
>>521276919 (OP)
Why do kikes pretend people care about dick jokes?
Anonymous (ID: 3ROCWZr0) United States No.521277720 [Report]
>>521277587
Because they were raised by psychopathic passive aggressive mothers that belittle their husbands.
Anonymous (ID: mPHIPn67) Canada No.521277796 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Why is the left so obsessed with the penis size of the right?
Anonymous (ID: kPSMf0h/) Australia No.521277842 [Report]
So he really was /ourguy/?
Anonymous (ID: /tSFj7Qk) United States No.521277864 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
lol

rent free
Anonymous (ID: eSKqtaZ4) United Kingdom No.521277866 [Report]
>>521277086
>cornslop
>racemixing
Flag checks out
Anonymous (ID: LcbaDz9C) United States No.521277981 [Report]
>>521277089
And a small hat.
Anonymous (ID: bqeIiEyc) Canada No.521278115 [Report]
>>521277089
A perfectly reasonable white guy named Jacob Paul.
You can't possibly hate them enough.
But on the brighter side of things, nobody is doing a better job of reawakening the genetic memory of the need for pogroms and burning synagogues scenting the morning air right now than (((them))).
What as glorious timeline.
Bear (ID: x5DQ6oJn) United States No.521278126 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Leave it to some perverted jew to sit around wondering what Hitler's penis looked like.
Anonymous (ID: LmFqrYGR) United States No.521278218 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
This is ridiculous
Anonymous (ID: 0RIjVslf) Finland No.521278303 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
When you can't find a flaw in someone's policies, you ridicule their looks instead.
Anonymous (ID: i6nk0MWP) No.521278412 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
>likely
Anonymous (ID: XDgWdNwx) United States No.521278625 [Report]
>when you're retarded and believe he killed himself in a bunker

He escaped to Argentina with other nazis. The truth will come out one day. Fuckin idiots.
Anonymous (ID: 7b3H1AQ8) United States No.521278729 [Report]
Add it to the list. We should start a Hitler claims list. Maybe I will do this. It's the least I could do.
>666
Anonymous (ID: ptj45sy0) United States No.521278804 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Maybe the sofa was made out of Jew skin to match the lampshades.
Anonymous (ID: NSNBoa63) No.521279057 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
lol what a cuck
Anonymous (ID: Qqm4R1eL) No.521279059 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
so me with micropenis turn into chuds?
that explains a lot.
Anonymous (ID: wTO+XWpq) United Kingdom No.521279843 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Jewish media, the most impartial media on the planet, not!
Anonymous (ID: Hyundlro) United States No.521280223 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
They have been releasing a retarded headline like this every year forever.
Anonymous (ID: SBxiHl6o) Peru No.521280352 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
im sorry he didnt have enough foreskin for you to gobble on
Anonymous (ID: +dZ5yXw+) United States No.521280458 [Report] >>521280541
someone please post the list. i need it saved again.
Anonymous (ID: NSNBoa63) No.521280541 [Report] >>521282204
>>521280458
Anonymous (ID: yp1IVv0K) Sweden No.521280554 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
it's funny how "science" always finds bad things about people that are generally disliked, and good things about people that are generally liked. makes you wonder...
Anonymous (ID: L7MAml1R) United States No.521280683 [Report] >>521281068
>>521276919 (OP)
and yet, Anne Frank is notorious for lugging around a BJC. You can see why he was jealous of the jews and hate to kill 6 gorillion of them.
Anonymous (ID: yy3fgIvf) United States No.521281068 [Report]
>>521280683
Woopie?
K̸n̷i̷g̷h̶t̷m̴a̶r̸e̸z̴ (ID: qvC24PLK) United Kingdom No.521282204 [Report] >>521282802
>>521280541
DEFEATED THE BRITISH EMPIRE

lol....when did the british empire declare war on jews?

See, this is why the conflict against jews will never end, because their insanity will never end.
Anonymous (ID: wMhqcA9v) Netherlands No.521282309 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
If that were true, we should truly fear the chink.
Anonymous (ID: VliW5FTL) Sweden No.521282556 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
>would always put the toilet seat back up after taking a shit to piss Eva off.
>sometimes he would not take his viagra on purpose so his dick would stay soft, he would then blame Eva, “see, even with viagra I can’t get hard, that’s how ugly you are” she would then start crying while he laughed hysterically.
>wanted to gas anybody that didn’t have grey eyes, platinum blond hair, over 6’5 of height and an iq over 200
>was a pajeet
>was secret agent man working for Britain
>would host massive satanic orgies at the wolf’s lair with American pinup girls that the SS kidnapped and brought back to Germany
>was a prude who was disgusted by intimacy because of his fanatical christianity
>was literally going to cross he Atlantic to try to invade all of Norh America
>just wanted to destroy Germany
>Believed that Germans were superior and should rule the entire world
>During meetings, would make paper balls with some maps and throw then in the basket from afar while yelling BOOYHA, this the main reason the war was lost
>drew up plans to invade Botswana, capture elephants and let them loose in a stampede in a crowded town center, just for kicks
>was a prostitute
>was a pimp
>was a communist commissar
>was secretly working for Stalin
>was secretly working for switzerland
>was a drug addict
>sent drug addicts to camps
>would only target baby deer when going hunting, shooting them in the legs and letting them bleed out slowly
>would order his men kill their german shepherds in front of him as a show of loyalty
>liked to box with 5 year old hitler youth and beat the shit out of them
>Hitler of HITTITE
>is actually called Frankenberger
>is actually a rothschild
>gay
>pedo
>tranny
>zoophile
>necrophile
>fucked his niece
>fucked eva braun who had jewish roots
>took 74 different drugs
>took speed
>took bull semen
>took pig hormones
>took female hormones
>loved beer so much he downed literal kegs at a time
>jung said he had female handwriting
Anonymous (ID: f3DND0SE) United States No.521282802 [Report] >>521282869
>>521282204
Also defeated Rome lol, Hadrian literally actually nearly genocided them to extinction, an actual anuddahshoa, just because some cockroaches/rats hid under rocks and survived to breed again, does not mean you beat them in a “war”.
Anonymous (ID: 9twKEEYS) Costa Rica No.521282830 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
ooh noo, this changes everything!
Anonymous (ID: f3DND0SE) United States No.521282869 [Report]
>>521282802
Oh I forgot about Christianity, I guess they kind of did beat Rome in the end. Touché kikes, I guess that’s winning by subversion, like fucking off from Europe and getting the whole world to believe in the biggest hoax in history, I guess that’s a kind of victory too.
Anonymous (ID: BDY5RxnQ) United States No.521283918 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
Sorry, as a believer in body positivity, I do not condone shaming someone for a physical feature that is outside of their control.
We have to do better.
Anonymous (ID: ebX1XuSU) New Zealand No.521284229 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
>Jerusalem Post
Oh I bet these guys are super duper bipartisan on this.
Anonymous (ID: 6QJ8cI9r) United States No.521284449 [Report]
MICROPINGAS
Anonymous (ID: wbeddW/R) No.521285737 [Report]
>>521277086
I had a similar dream, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
Anonymous (ID: qYKOnIa3) United States No.521286195 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
all dictators have tiny dicks, that's why they become dictators
Anonymous (ID: fzhXzqsF) United Kingdom No.521286448 [Report]
Whether or not he had a micropenis has no bearing on his politics or character. If you allowed yourself to be b8ed by this you should be embarrassed.
Anonymous (ID: Ay59Dkx2) Sweden No.521286554 [Report]
>>521276919 (OP)
A race of people notorious for spewing lies every time they oppen their mouths wouldnt lie about hitlers penis would they?
>kallmans syndrome, inhibited puberty
>hitler had a sick ass mustaché at in his early 20's
Jew lies dont add up