Thread 521343967

Welcome to Trump's America

it's shit anyway

>>521343967 (OP)
Why the fuck would you import pasta

>>521343967 (OP)
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.

>>521343967 (OP)
oh no! hopefully they don't ban EGGS and FLOUR which are the only ingredients that should be in pasta

Mamma Mia

>>521343967 (OP)
my grandma could make pasta from scratch and you have to buy it from a store??? but i thought technology advsnced

EU pastas and breads do NOT meet US health and safety standards.

"Authentic" Italian food is a giant meme and cringe. You can get better Italian food in NYC/NJ than in Italy.

>>521344066
I only eat pasta that is hand made by Italian grandmas

I'll fucking say it again, EU pastas and breads do NOT meet US health standards! Inedible trash.

>>521344079
BLAH BLAH BLAH I KNOW IT ALL BLAH BLAH

>>521343967 (OP)
I had sketti and peas for supper

>>521344123
>The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) enforces a standard or defect action level stating that a maximum of 75 insect fragments per 50 g of flour is allowed.

>>521344214
>sketti
>peas
>butter

>>521344142
Type of guy that puts hot sauce or ranch on everything

You're not entitled to pasta?

>>521343967 (OP)
As an Italian American you should understand that classical futurism is anti-pasta for it's sluggish effects on the Italian people. We should all be eating more fish however sometimes by force.

>>521343967 (OP)
TRIGGERED LIBS
I VOTED FOR THIS
YOU LOST TRANNY
TRUMP IS INNOCENT
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I DONT BELIEVE YOU
WHERE IS THE PROOF
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THIS IS STRANGE BUT I TRUST HIM
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>>521343967 (OP)
I only eat Safeway brand. THIC spaghetti.
Maybe macaroni or ziti from time to time.

>>521344081
This. 100g flour mixed with one egg. It's pretty simple. We make it all the time.

>>521343967 (OP)
I-it's... over...

>>521343967 (OP)
Fuck you murricans you don't deserve pasta

>>521343967 (OP)
ravioli ravioli give me the death I deservioli

Pasta la vista

>>521343967 (OP)
Make your own noodles nigger.
It allows you store eggs for years so you can buy those in bulk too so they keep well past their expiration date. Cheap ways to seal your food look into it fuck the food Jew.

https://youtu.be/WF4uJWChG8A?t=2002

>>521344160
migger, first of all, dilate, then learn what e.g. carminic acid is made from

>>521344753
this is what they want for you, to lack any convenience
>just make the noodles
>no you can waste thirty minutes whisking together ingredients laying them out flattening them and then putting it through a pasta maker and then you are allowed to cook. This is good this is better.
fuck you, give me my cardboard noodles or give me death.

>>521344160
Now compare the size difference between native Dagos and their Muttwop counterparts

>>521344428
>>521344483
Newsflash retards, actual world powers that didn't peak 2000 years ago aren't worried about fucking pasta

>>521344279
>75 insect fragments per 50 g of flour
That wouldn't even amount to 1%. You are dumb and gay.

>>521344066
Italians don't poison their grain. You can eat Italian pasta without getting brain fog, indigestion, cancer, and sterilization. Pretty nifty product desu yo

>>521343967 (OP)
pasta la vista!

AMERICAN BLUE RASPBERRY PASTA SOON
>*Contains 0% wheat

>>521346088
Its called blue drank. Don't disrespect my culture like that. It sounds comes in quarter water size. Shaped like a barrel

>>521346897
Phonefagging. Be smart enough to read through it

Italy has retaliated by banning both the Baconator and the Doubledown.

>>521343967 (OP)
not the pastarino

>>521343967 (OP)
meanwhile chink noodles aren't tariffed
wtf?
chink noodles should be tariffed at least twice as much since they're just cheaper lower quality pasta knockoffs

>>521346088
Raspberries are red. Have mutts ever touched fresh fruit?

>>521344157

I only eat pasta while watching Marzia on youtube. Pewdiepie is OK with it since its nothing sexual.

>>521347101
I eat yakisoba now, not Ramen bricks. Im not in jail anymore p4xkv

>>521347444
kill yourself retard
you should be serving life in a fed pen for crimes against humanity you illegal pig
yakisoba sucks

>>521345586
How many parts does the law in Italy allow?

>>521344079
Yep, couldn't have said it better myself.

>>521344160
>Und you vil be happy

>>521343967 (OP)
oh no gonna have to break out the flour and water

>>521348099
4% apparently. That's what's allowed to be intentionally introduced at least.

>>521344066
American wheat is all soaked in folic acid. Which is a poison to like half the population.
>>521344123
I do not give a shit about insects when out food is filled with fucking lab made poisons and natural fermentation and raw ingredients are banned.
>>521344357
>sluggish effects on the Italian people
Italian wheat doesnt have folic acid and thus does not cause you to be sluggish

>>521345738
>Italians don't poison their grain.
Canadians do though and they import our grains. Shit's fucked across the globe.

I'm just going to pay 2x for my Italian non-folic acid soaked spaghetti. Thankfully I'm not impoverished

>>521344018
Trump Enslavement Syndrome

>>521344127
lmao
the ancap guy on this image has a similar thought process to trump applying tarrifs for no reason other than "muh trade deficit"

>>521343967 (OP)
b-but I was told that being the alpha prostitute, 'it*ly' would have got a better deal from ammoriga. It's almost like being a spineless ameba doesn't really work.

>>521344279
Which is greater 4% or 75 insect fragments per 50 g?

>>521344079
ammorigan retardation and delusion on full display.

>>521343967 (OP)
good. cheaper pasta for me

Italian cuisine

>steals noodles from china
>steals the tomato from mexico
>steals olive oil from greece
>steals pizza from persia

>>521345738
Italians use glyphosate just like every other developed country that grows grain.

>>521344066
American grains are absolute shit and cause all kinds of inflammation

>>521343967 (OP)
fuck now I'm going to have to buy a chinese pasta maker to eat my italian pasta
thanks trump
>>521344066
some of us don't like eating poisonous american enriched flour.
Not all of us are pure goys who are immune to goyslop, evolved to prefer it.

>>521344160
extra protons
mmmm

>>521348820
what, you think dried bits of flour are superior because at some point their box was in Italy?

>>521343967 (OP)
NOOOOO NOT MY HECCIN IMPORTED SPAGET!!! NO NO NO NO PLEASE DONT TAKE AWAY MY FLIPPIN FETTUCCINERRRIIIINOOOOOOS!! A PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE!?! HOLY RIGOTONI SAY IT AINT SO!!!

>>521343967 (OP)
Good, when I was a kid we had American Spaghetti, not the pasta niggers' pasta. we used to buy spaghetti noodle in a red plastic bag thing - 2 pounds. It was inexpensive and good. We used to crack the spaghetti in half, like good Americans. It would go in the pot better and it was just right for eating. Now the pasta niggers' pasta is everywhere. Fuck Barilla and its box of ginzo shit.
I woudl apply to work in the noodle factory in the USA, but those jobs are going to jeets with H1B Visas... oh well, I guess being unemployed and suicidal is the new American dream. At least the jeets will not have to buy Ginzo shit!

>>521344142
Authentic Italian food is just roman slave food. Fucking Ginzos eat a lot of fish and some low quality carbs. Authentic Italian pizza is also shit... Papa John's is much better.

>>521343967 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know so many italian grocery stores in NY that will suffer from this, he's killing his base

>>521344018
Yeah just eat kraft mac & cheese
I love industrial slop

>>521350934
>Authentic Italian pizza is also shit... Papa John's is much better.
SAAARRRRRR

>>521346897
Drank

>>521344279
Bugs are unavoidable. They hide in the grain and eventually some are going to get through. After crops are harvested and stored in a location, millions of bugs crawl out.

>>521343967 (OP)
>cant make noodle shells which cost pennies to make
>HURRR IM DUMB AS FUCK WELCOME TO DRUMPFS AMERIKKKA
You fucking failures make me laugh every god damn time

>>521344081
> Should be
Yeah ..

>>521343967 (OP)
Why would it disappear? People already buy whatever they want regardless of tariffs, they just buy less. How often do you buy pasta? I buy maybe 3 times per year because it's cheaper in bulk and I'm talking DIRT CHEAP.

>>521351164
Best part is how all the trumpers are suddenly swarthy gourmet chefs who learned to make their pasta at home from grandma during covid

>>521344357
>As an Italian American
You don't know shit about Italy.

>>521351054
Papa John's is the white man's pizza.
You can eat that roman fire oven north African shit, if you want. I'm going to stick to my Pap John's the Works Pizza and the Super Hawaiian Pizza (aka Pineapple Pizza).

>>521343967 (OP)
Good. More tariffs on all Latino food

>>521344079
Italians are niggers of europe. They are loud and cant behave.

>>521346897
>Euros will never know the joy of crushing a homer in little league and then getting your free grape hug from the concession stand after the game

>>521351269
You're successful, right?

>>521347122
It's an exotic fruit. You wouldnt understand bag of milk drinker

>>521347039
Their loss

>>521351315
>Italians are niggers of europe
Irish are the niggers of Europe. Italians are the spics of Europe, and Poles are the jeets of Europe.

>>521343967 (OP)
>tariffing a foreign adversaries cheap shit at 10%
>tariffing high quality products from an ally at > 100%

>>521351269
It's literally wheat and water, you fucking faggot LMAO

>>521343967 (OP)
semolina doesnt grow here

>>521351546
Irish are white Italians not.

>>521343967 (OP)
oh no, who's gonna mix the flour and water now?

>>521344066
because our farmers only grow corn and s()y because they want government welfare.

>>521351787
Albino niggers exist.

>>521351928
It's almost like the US learned absolutely fucking nothing from the dust bowl.

>>521351928
No, but having corn noodles with HFCS would be an interesting Pasta. Put some pineapple in the meat sauce too

>>521352124
>meat sauce
Whoa now you forgot the other crop. Chy-na's not buying it so somebody's got to keep the prices up, goy. You wouldn't want the big line to be sad.

>>521343967 (OP)
I always get the cheap shit anyway.

>>521348820
if you didn't know, always look at the first post with great suspicion, if not, always assume it's jidf, that's how it works around here anon
if you see 2 or 3 dissenting posts right off the bat, then you know OP is really on to something and they want to SHUT IT DOWN lol

>niggers in this thread think US imports the majority of its pasta from Italy

And all fortune cookies come from China!

I LIKA DA PASTA

>>521344079
>Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty
those who live in glass houses...

Argh stupid American pasta

>>521350254
>Italians use glyphosate just like every other developed country that grows grain.
cope

Attempt #19390 by the Blump administration to worsen life for the lower classes enough in the hope it starts violence and usher in martial law.

>>521352103
Albino niggers are Americans.

>>521352858
1. Soft and mushy
2. "Enriched" with iron to add weight
3. Very thin
4. Expensive

>>521344123
>>521344160
This is cause they don't use animal venom on their crops. If you don't want animal venom that will give you cancer then guess what happens? You get bugs.

>>521350697
quiet fat man

>>521344413
That's for egg noodles, real pasta is semolina and water
Americans really don't know what they eat

>>521343967 (OP)
Luckily I make fresh pasta by hand but this is actually retarded if true.

>>521343967 (OP)
>>521344066
>>521344157
>>521345738

Its Anti-Italian discrimination.

>>521344018
I hope Trump bans all the grapes next

>>521348820
Only took you guys 9 years to figure out a retort, and it's pathetic.

>thing about mealworm powder in EU food was real not a shitpost

Wait, what? Just the other day I was in some thread where euros were lying to themselves for the millionth time about the quality of our food

Now they have official bug food? Unreal.

To be clear, insects are not edible and cause an obligate inflammatory response in humans. Eu dwellers are certified subhumans I guess.

>>521343967 (OP)

https://www.jpost.com/science/science-around-the-world/article-840920

>>521343967 (OP)
They just replace it with they own version made entirely out of corn syrup

Italian reporting in
Imported pasta is the second worst pasta before Barilla
If you buy imported pasta you deserve the knee of Zion upon your neck
If you eat meat on pizza consider laying down on train tracks

>>521355379
I'd rather eat pure corn syrup than fucking bugs lol

>>521343967 (OP)
La Molisana is the only brand I eat. WTF Trump! I'm never gonna eat Creamettes...what a fuckin' stupid orange retard.

>>521355544
>Italian reporting in
>Muslim memeflag

Stop trolling.

>>521343967 (OP)
>WSJ

>>521343967 (OP)
I make my own pasta with seminola flower and a kitchenaid attachment when I want fancy.

>>521343967 (OP)
oh no, not my fake italian Barilla and Rozoni! how will I live when every small town in America has a pasta shop somewhere that makes their own noodles from scratch?

>>521344279
oh look, a mega faggot who wouldn't even provide a source; nice to see the internet in sand hovels is still available to you people. The answer is 6 parts per million as a blanket statement, which is pretty close to your made up '75 fragments per 50g'. It's so tiny that you'd never if you weren't told. 4% will be by total volume, which is a MASSIVE fucking amount, not to mention that bug proteins and chitin will affect how breads rise, pasta cooks, and cheese ages, likely ensuring they have worse shelf life and are more poisonous once they turn.

If mealworms and bugs were so good, why aren't jews eating them in droves and hoarding them. Bake your own bread, make your own doughs.

>>521344852
go be a retard elsewhere. explain what it is, or drop your VPN and then drop yourself from a high cliff.