IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARPS
AND HOW YOU LAY IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HARDCAM
AND WHERE YOU CAN PLACE IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR SEAT AND IF YOU CAN STAY IN IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PLANTS AND WHO'S GONNA FAKE IT

I AM THE TARPS
YOU DON'T WANNA LAY ME
DAMAGE CONTROL
NO WAY YOU CAN SEE ME
THE FANS AREN'T AREN'T PAYING
I KNOW THEY'RE ANGRY
PLEASE END THE PAIN
BEFORE CODY TANKS ME

LOOK OVER YOUR CONTRACT
PLEASE DON'T RUN
TO A-E-DUB
WITH BILLY GUNN
WE ARE THE BIG LEAGUES
AND WE MAKE THE RULES
SO MOVE ON UP HERE
AND DANCE LIKE TOO COOL

TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR GIMMICK'S GONNA BE
GET OVER FOR SIX MONTHS IN NXT
DON'T YOU FORGET THERE'S NO FANS HERE TODAY
CAUSE I AM THE TARPS AND I'M GOING TO LAY

>>17966413 (OP)
KWAB

>>17966413 (OP)
oh my!

*pops*

>>17966413 (OP)
KWAB
Have disgusting little E tranny pigs explained yet how Raw was empty as well? KEK

>>17966413 (OP)
NO SLIDEY

>>17966419
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17966413 (OP)
lol
what a disaster

>>17966413 (OP)
Oh no

Jej

>>17966413 (OP)
So this is the famous "hot streak" huh?

heheh nearly archived… nearly… unlucky bitchtits

>>17966413 (OP)
Lol

>>17966413 (OP)
Real /asp/ies know this parody is over 6 years old and the lyrics are still as relevant as ever. The anon that wrote them had to be like Nostradamus or something
https://youtu.be/ER07IVqSDw0?si=9O_HV5OeEsPHkAwc

Bump it

>>17971779
fraid no

Ave it

>>17966419
Grimola, I dare say?

>>17966413 (OP)
>I AM THE TARPS AND SHAWN'S GONNA LAY ME

>>17966413 (OP)
Kek