*makes Bryan Alvarez record a podcast at 3am twice a week putting enormous strain on his marriage and forcing a divorce*
*Spends the hour before this getting Bryan to sort out and connect his camera*
*STILL refuses to upgrade his internet connection*

Big Dave is a fucking menace bros.

>>17980246 (OP)
stop sucking that circunsized cock

>>17980246 (OP)
Based Dave

>>17980246 (OP)
this picture has a very sinister aura. the framing suggests youre trapped in this cluttered room with this odd looking man. i do not care for it

>>17980246 (OP)
they're both in the same time zone lil bro (commiefornia & washington)
bryan doesn't have a real job, if his dumb cunt of a wife can't accept him having to "work" for 5 hours a week late at night then fuck her anyway
simple as

>>17981598
Dave only having one leg doesn't help.

>>17981629
Yeah okay kiddo but is there any reason WOR needs to drop at 5am as opposed to the next day?

I don't like it when they're yelling at each other like they did today with the Punk promo :(

>>17981598
+ he's singing 'A candy coloured clown they call the Sandman, slips into my dreams every night'

>>17980246 (OP)
cuh this is lynchian af ahh pic ngl.

>>17981742
That's the only time I listen though. Dave's autistic mind cannot be wrong and he'll move goalposts and say Bryan's counter arguments don't matter until Bryan gives up because it's probably 4am at that point.

>>17980246 (OP)
meltzer has all the leverage so he can freely big league like this
as soon as dave packs it up, bryan is cooked hes gonna have to whore himself out to SRS lmao