>Welcome to AEW! Your gimmick is that you're a spider.
How do you respond?

>>17990944 (OP)
spooky shit sells merch so id be happy

she probably insisted on it. you think she went out of her way to learn a bunch of spider shit because tony foisted a random gimmick on her?

>>17990944 (OP)
That was already her gimmick

nice spider cans

Too bad shaving her armpits properly wasn’t her gimmick

aew trannies telling on themselves that they don't watch anything but aew yet pretend that they do

>>17990980
agreed, she shouldnt shave them at all.

>>17990989
4.5 hours of AEW TV a week plus a 5 hour PPV a month is all the wrestling I need to see lil bro. Everyone else is just training until the big leagues (AEW) comes calling.

>>17991014
That's a lot of faggotry

>>17990944 (OP)

>>17990944 (OP)
Also what's a "toxic spider"? Spiders are venomous not toxic.

>>17991035
KEK

>>17991036
>Also what's a "toxic spider"?
thekla, dummy

I wrestle 4 matches in my first year, get paid to stay home for the next 3.

Thx TK!

>>17990944 (OP)
>OP doesn't know this has been Thekla's shtick for years in Stardom
RETARD
he thinks AEW gave her the gimmick xD

>>17991035

>>17990989
OP is not an AEW fan. And has outed themselves as not knowing shit about Thekla.
He thinks AEW gave her the spider shtick
KWAB what a retard!

DOOD is looking to be a really good format in the OCG depending on if the unrevealed lore cards are oppressive

>>17990944 (OP)
Spyder bj. Cum on spyder tits.

>>17990944 (OP)
she has been doing the cringe spider shit and drawing zero dimes in japan since about 2018

>>17991116
man, OP must feel like a real RETARD right now eh?!?

>>17990944 (OP)
didn't bray do this shit in 2015?

>>17990980
She's Austrian. The women don't know how to do that over there.

>>17990944 (OP)
This is who trannies are simping over? Some 4/10 doing Bray Wyatt poses?

>>17991348
Yeah and they did it in The Exorcist in 1973. Nothing is original.

>>17991388
im okay with wrestlers stealing from movies
im not okay with wrestlers stealing from other wrestlers

>>17991470
the pose is a training move that wrestlers have done for 100 years buddy

>>17990944 (OP)
it already was her gimmick, pEdo

>>17990944 (OP)
Tony is probably paying me at least 5x what I'm worth so I go out there and do it for four weeks until he gets tired of me and I get to ride out my contract in catering before getting signed to the WWE and doing the same thing

Why does Tony keep calling her "Spider Thekla"?
..and then he'll call her "Spider" only. Infuriating.

>>17991478
shut up nigga

>>17991470
How many wrestlers have a 100% unique moveset?

>>17990944 (OP)
i love sandpaper pits

>>17991542
Vinceian.

Why she didn't sign with WWE?

>>17991603
she wants to go where the best wrestle im afraid

>>17991556
i don't care about movesets (its a retarded term)
i wouldn't care if someone did razors edge as a finisher, i would care if the same guy did hall's spooky fingers
to me this upside down spider thing will always be a bray thing in wrestling

>>17991686
First, why is "moveset" a retarded term. Wrestlers clearly have a certain set of moves that they use repeatedly. What else would you call it?

Second, Bray's entire gimmick was lifted from Waylon Mercy. Did you have a problem with that?

>>17991470
>im not okay with wrestlers stealing from other wrestlers
Then professional wrestling is not for you

>>17992029
>First, why is "moveset" a retarded term.
because CM Punk said it publicly once and now schizos parrot it mindlessly to sound like old blood money dicks philip

>>17990944 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ru-d6dnyVm8?si=qUZScpHGGb8Q8Gi3

>>17991035
LMAO

>>17991686
>i don't care about movesets (its a retarded term)
go to bed phil

>>17992101
Its been used in wrestling videogames going back to the n64

>>17991035
LMFAO

>>17991556
its more about how they use it and how it makes sense in terms of what legit fighting background they have and what abilities they have as physical performer and who they are as a pro wrestling character in terms of with what mindset/strategy their character would approach a wrestling match.

many of her performance oriented moves reflect her artistic and gymnastic background, some are simple brawling moves you might see at a bar or a rockshow, others are adaptations on classic wrestling holds that are done to fit her character and to show off her great core strength and great flexibility. i kinda have an idea why she uses the spear, hope she loses that one tho

my favorite move: the reverse indian deathlock she does where she goes into the spider position after a few cycles while still keeping their legs trapped while she spider crawls towards the opponents head to transition into a reverse sickle hold, also shes talking shit the whole time and really mauling their face while doing the sickle hold