>Promoter put me in a “girlfriend is a dead fish in bed” angle

>>17997621 (OP)
you don't know how to work

>>17997698
Nobody trained me, I had to learn from scratch on the shindies

>>17997806
Hit her with a shoot worm and maybe start working a new angle brother

>>17997621 (OP)
She's probably getting booked in another tag team bro...

>>17997621 (OP)
Time to go into business for yourself and hit his wife with an irish whip (with theatrics)

>>17997814
You're saying she's competing in trios matches behind OP's back?

>>17997621 (OP)
Joke thread, but if this ever happens, she’s not attracted or enthusiastic or horny for you. Think the first guy she fucks after she breaks up with you or cheats on you with is going to experience a dead fish too? Nah. If a girl ever does that, it’s over, just break up and move on.

>>17997806
Watch some BLACKED and see how the pros do it

>>17997621 (OP)
Okay anon. We're sending her to the Kevin Nash Detroit Performance Alley to learn how to work.

i’m being booked in a premature orgasm angle, doing a training montage lately to try to fix it

>>17997621 (OP)
dead fishes are the best. you needy faggots need to get over having to "work" in bed. Fuck the hell out of the fish, it's the best!

>>17997621 (OP)
When you're doing a program with someone that's sandbagging you like this, you're well within your rights to start taking liberties

>>17998042
For real, if i wanted to hear her ask for more i’d just pull a 20 out of my wallet LOL

>>17997621 (OP)
At least you're getting booked. I've been in catering since I came up to the main roster.

I'll never understand "men" with an inactive gf. Either you're a manlet or a complete pussy. Lift her, throw her around, put her how you want her, tell her how to move, how to arch. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>17998064
KEK

Tell her "you sell like that next time and I'll tag you for real"

>>17997965
So no woman has ever been attracted to you? Wait I'm giving you too much credit. You've never had sex.

>>17998042
>t. coping loser who can only score with fat slampigs

>>17998114
bro get over yourself. this is like seeing someone order sunnyside up eggs and freaking out and throwing a fit because they don't like scrambled

>>17998089
beggin ya to have sex (real)

>>17998121
So you admit you fuck fat women?

>>17998137
nta but there is nothing wrong with banging fatties. They're usually much nicer people and they appreciate a man more.

>>17998137
No I only fuck chubby femboys.

>>17998137
sometimes they're fat. sometimes they aren't. why are you so insecure about this? kek nobody else here is

>>17998089
Why is a gay man giving us advice on how to fuck women?

>>17997621 (OP)
I got caught in the whole manosphere angle and busted my ass off paying my dues, improving my workrate. Got myself an introverted, Christian gf.
It's so fucking boring, bros.

Simp thread. Hidden.

>>17998161
thanks for clearing that up

>>17997965
Why would a person date someone they're not attracted to?

>>17998174
Attraction can decrease over time for a lot of reasons, newfag.

>>17998174
NEET bitches do that so that they can leech off you.