Hey, anon. How about we go for a drink after the show?

Naa I'm gay

>>18007917 (OP)
One of the few women’s wrestlers I’d be disgusted at for asking me this

no thanks sir! i have to get home and see my cat.

Goddamn, what do you do in this situation?
>Reject the offer and get buried.
>Take the offer and get a push. But now you have to deal with all that crazy mess.

Is this a suitable opening line for getting women?

>>18007923
she would follow u nigga

>>18007962
if it meant keeping a job i would smash and move on. tiff would understand.

>>18007921
Kaiser is in my DMs

>>18007962
Yeah, because we all remember Andrade’s main event run

>I'd love too miss. Flair. It would be an honor and a privilege. And thank you for drawing the house.
One week of relentless smashing later.
>Hey kid, uuhhh. I've decided to put the u s strap on you. From here on in uuhh. You will be the workhorse uuuhhh. Can you handle it uuhh?
Yes sir, I can. I won't let you down.
>Good. Keep it up kid uuhhh. And you might find a higher spot on the card uuuhhh.

>>18008107

>>18007917 (OP)
she seems very sweet so I'll give her a chance to distract me from all my regularly abundant dating prospects

Why would I be backstage

>>18008658
Your a WWE superstar.

>>18008663
I don't have any drawing power or athletic capabilities

>>18007917 (OP)
HTR is a hell of a drug

>>18007917 (OP)
Back to your grave, ghoul!

>>18008670
Oh, then you're a AEW superstar.

>>18007917 (OP)
You go for the drink, a d figure out how to turn the chance encounter to your advantage, whatever form that takes.

>>18007917 (OP)
Sorry Charlotte. I don't date chicks that are younger than me who look older than me, if that makes sense.

>>18007965
Try 'Hello', followed shortly after by 'My name is ____. Would it be ok if I were to but you a drink?'
Go from there.

>red nail polish

Tell her to fuck off.

>>18007962
i'd take it if she still looked like that.

>>18007917 (OP)
Yeah, but in the prenup I get allimony.

id choose bussy over that

we can all agree andrade was not man enough for someone like charlie

>>18007962
The only option is to fuck the shit out of her. Quite literally, rough, emotionless sex and so even if she wants more after it’d be more of a co worker with benefits thing than an actual relationship where you have to deal with too much bullshit

>>18008699
Kek

Why'd she bog herself so bad bros?

you virgins don't know what a real woman looks like

>>18008134
Huge pop!

>>18010718
body dysmorphia

>>18010718
Low self esteem and need to please

>>18007917 (OP)
*cums in pants prematurely*

>>18007917 (OP)
I'd hit it. Hell I'd even pay.

>>18007917 (OP)
FEET, yuck

>>18007917 (OP)
>How about we go for a drink after the show?

no, I'm not gonna take it