Thread 18020351

Sad but true. You'll seethe about Tony Khan making a wrestling company until you die. Afraid so. You all cope and come up with new headcanons every week to try and explain why AEW die this time, after being wrong at least 30 previous predictions.

Tony won
Kenny won
The Bucks won
Hangman won
Cody gets an honorable mention

fuck off

>>18020351 (OP)
fraid so
A reminder most of the most vocal insane AEW haters are thse bitter life failure oldhead uncs in their 50s and shit seething at TK living their dream life.

>>18020351 (OP)
i asked grok ai if this is true and he said "unfortunately yes"

As most e-tards will die of obesity related illnesses in their 50s AEW only needs to last a few more years to outlive them all.

>>18020351 (OP)
AFRAID
FUCKING
SO

VINCE LOST

>>18020351 (OP)

based as fuck. i hope it happens soon

>>18020351 (OP)
probably. tna never died, roh never died, ovw never died. aew can last as long as someone is willing to put money into it. nwa is proof of that, they have existed for 30+ years after wcw left & tbs dropped them. just need someone willing to pay for it. tony is that someone.

>>18020382
kek fpbp

>>18020382
That's a weird narrative when wwe destroys aew in the demo.

>>18021446
It doesn't though? The % is roughly identical. SEE: >>18020362

>>18020351 (OP)
>>18020362
based tony
please carry on when i am dead, i will watch from the heaven with the other sickos that couldn't make it to the finish line with you

Wrestling fig up the bussy, playa thread?
Yeah it’s a wrestling fig up the bussy, playa thread
Take it out already

>>18021519
>5 years of this
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT

>>18020351 (OP)
Tony will be mauled to death when one of his wank-dogs gets into his coke stash, and I'll laugh about it.

>>18020351 (OP)
BASES

>>18020362
based tonedog

After Tony dies no one is going to be willing to keep losing money on it and it will close. Given Tony’s constant cocaine usage that might be sooner than later.

>>18022876
He will outlive you, who will die prematurely, alone and screaming :)

>>18022936
I have a cat who needs me. How dare you put something like that out there?

>>18020351 (OP)
>AEW will outlive you
pretty grim reality to tell its few fans

>>18022979
The cat will eat your corpse and then move on to another host to provide for it. You mean less than nothing to that cat.

>>18023121
First off I would be more than happy for my body to give sustenance to my child, one final act of devotion to her. And I know she loves me, the bond between a parent and their child is sacred and I know even without words.

>>18022936
I know you will xD Never watched one minute of this retard shit, wwe is all that matters you stupid shitskin. Keep seething and posting your misery for me loser

>>18020351 (OP)
>why AEW die this time
It's really just third worlders, poorfags and trannies watching this shit, isn't it.

>>18023245
>I know you will xD
>literal "NUH U R"
the brain of a child.
watch out, WWE's ring crew will try to molest you with a brain like that.

>>18023216
Your cat will forget you within 2 days of your death

>>18020351 (OP)
I'm like 20 years younger than TK and he'll never father any children though

>>18020351 (OP)
This inconvenient truth has him seething and sliding again.

>>18020351 (OP)
I seriously can't imagine AEW in another five years.

>>18020351 (OP)
I'll probably die of a heart attack in the next 5 years so maybe

>>18020362
aura

>>18025910
They'll be where TNA was in 2018 through present

>>18020351 (OP)
BASED

>>18020351 (OP)
People just have to outlive an Autistic Retard with a cocaine addiction. TK could overdose tomorrow.

>>18020351 (OP)
AEW will die when Tony overdoses on coke and Shad gets tired of footing the bill for his autistic son's hobby.

>>18026846
TNA is arguably more secure than AEW at the moment. TNA is owned by Anthem, which owns AXS TV, so their TV deal isn't in jeopardy at all. Meanwhile AEW's TV ratings are tanking, and with the chaos of WBD's mergers and unmergers, and creating new legal entities, AEW could easily get hit in that crossfire and lose TV deals (probably not for Dynamite, but I could definitely see Collision potentially lose its TV deal, or get shuttled off to TruTV). There's a slim chance of it happening, but if AEW loses their TV deal, there aren't many networks left that will pick them up, and they're not going to survive on ticket sales alone. It's more of an indictment on the state of television than anything.

>>18023245
>Never watched one minute of this retard shit, wwe is all that matters

kek so you get your fill of retard shit from WWE? Makes sense.

>>18024182
BURIED

>>18025910
e-drones have been saying this for 6 years

>>18026846
lol they're just about to mog TNA's biggest house ever. Again. For a third time this year alone.

>>18027312
>all this fucking schizophrenic headcanon

lmao remember when the Warner/Discovery merger was going to kill AEW?

>>18020351 (OP)
This Absolute Truth has got (((him))) SEETHING and sliding it again.

>>18027646
yep he tried to slide it away again.
AEW being around forever has really made him psychologically upset and traumatised.

>>18020362
Gotta love that Tonedog!!

>>18020398
Its hard to win kwaboty with tony in the race,when will his streak end ?

>>18028233
Reminder you will die before Tony does :)

>>18028233
Wasn't hard for Vince to 3peat

Based

>>18020351 (OP)
Two weeks

>>18020351 (OP)
This truth is making them seethe

>>18029983
why would it ?

>>18020382
kek NVKE