Oh dear oh dear

Don’t see a problem

>>18024359 (OP)
Gunther is getting the squash and a paralyzing Jack Hammer

It's SNME too so by the time commercials are done he's gonna be collapsed on the floor lmfao

>jew beats up the german
wwe needs more money

Looks like tracklist for a prog rock record

>>18024375
prog record would have a bunch of 7s and 12s you poser

>>18024375
maybe if those were all parts of a single track

>>18024375
Kek

>>18024359 (OP)
Goldberg has always had short matches.

>>18024379
Not all prog records are the same GEEK

Easy money

>>18024359 (OP)
Sounds based to me

Based.

>>18024359 (OP)
can't wait for the 4 minute match with 2 commercial breaks at SNME

>>18024359 (OP)
I completely forgot he had a Bobbo feud good god that shit was dire

>>18024387
I swear no matter how many times people point this out, it seems like others just straight-up don't believe it and choose to act like he only has short singles matches in his older years
Short, squash matches were literally his gimmick from the day he hit the main roster in WCW. You think WCW fans were watching his streak go up with each average match being 15-20 minutes long? Ain't nobody got time for that

>>18024359 (OP)
the bork match at wm33 might be the best 5 minute sprint ever

>>18024359 (OP)
All longer matches than Livs latest match.

BGSWTOS (based GOATberg still working the obese smarks)

>>18024533
>Ain't nobody got time for that
still dont. nobody ever liked long matches

A German beating a jew is antisemitism

>>18024363
>thinking the guy who was dying getting into the ring is gonna perform any kind of move

Goldberg and Lesnar at Mania was a perfect match.

>>18024387
Goldberg has always sucked too

>>18024359 (OP)
lel did he seriously beat the invincible Fiend in literally less than 3 minutes?

hahahahahahaha that was probably hilarious. Fuck Bray Wyatt

>>18024568
I'll always have a soft spot for Brock/Big Show at Survivor Series 02, me and my buddies marking the fuck out that Lesnar actually F-5'd Show. Nigga even gave him an overhead Belly-to-Belly in the match.

>>18024359 (OP)
Why does Goldberg get so many title shots in kayfabe?

>>18025107
It's a set up for the upcoming fall of israel angle.

>Buried entire WCW roster
>Tanked ratings in 1998
>Injured the champion into retirement and left
>Came back in 2003 to squash 3/4 of the roster and left
>Came back in 2016 to squash the champion and left
>Came back in 2017 to squash the champion and left
>Came back to be inducted in the HOF
>Came back to squash the champion in 2020 and left
>Came back to break Taker's neck and left
>Wrestled 10+ minutes about 5 times in his career
Lmao respect to this talentless carny working an entire industry into thinking he's a legend.

>>18024533
Has Goldberg ever even had a 20 minute singles match his whole career? Going off memory I don't think any of his one-on-one matches with Triple H even went that long.

>>18024359 (OP)
I forgot they let him squash Fiend. What the fuck?

>>18024359 (OP)
Reminder that he's gotten two million for every one of those Saudi matches.
>>18025337
Never had 20 period. I figured he would've gotten atleast one with the Triple Cage but even that's under 20. Closest he ever got was 19:30 at the triple threat in Armageddon 2003.
Longest singles appears to be the Stun Gun Ladder match with Scott Hall.

>>18024359 (OP)
>noooooooooooo every match has to be a 40 minute heckin yummy bangerino with 69 near falls and 420 flipperinos!

>>18025473
Yeah, I did some looking after my post. I was actually surprised how short those single matches with Triple H were because that era of HHH he loved going overly long even when the people he was wrestling were past their primes like Hogan, Steiner and Nash.

Why is this bad exactly?

Based Goldberg finished them fast

>>18024375
yeah, for a single epic suite

>>18025481
I say this

>>18025690
and look like this

>>18025279
They count his win-loss stats all the way from his WCW days making him still overall ranked high enough to get title shots

>>18025293
He really merchant'd his career to a tee

>>18024359 (OP)
That 5 minute match with Brock was the best match that Wrestlemania.

>>18024359 (OP)
And it's on SNME so 75% of that will be commercials

>>18025481
I like wrestlers who aren't on the verge of collapsing from exhaustion after 5 minutes of exertion

>>18024359 (OP)
I shoot hope Gunther botches his powerbomb and breaks this old retard's neck

>>18024359 (OP)
>11:25 vs Lashley
Wtf were they thinking

>>18026420
I shoot hope Bray Wyatt dies soon

Oh wait...

>>18025481
someone post the clip of prime Goldberg doing unnecessary backflips

>>18025293
I was already sold on him coming back, you didn't have to convince me further

>>18028484
Those are taunts to raise his special bar you fucking noob

>>18028611
kek

>>18026420
Calm down, Unc.

>>18028611
This. Every wrestler does it.

>>18028611
This guy understands kayfabe

>>18028611
flipfags btfo

>>18028611
wrestling games expose the intricacies of wrestling too much

>>18028611
STOP THE DAMN MATCH

why does the world champion have worse physique than 60yo part timer

>>18028611
>seth is going to the corner turnbuckles
>after preparing for the stomp he just climbs on the turnbuckle
>faces the crowd
>hops back down
>starts prepping for the stomp again

how else should you use Goldberg? he couldn't wrestle even when he was in his prime. Bring him in, beat him down, let him do his spots, and get out of there

>>18024375
heh

Goldberg is getting choked out screencap this