Thread 18048827

TUESDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN (TAPED FOR FRIDAY) GAMETHREAD 2

>>18048827 (OP)
Atom cole physique

Has there ever been an attractive Asian woman?

why is Oscar here she was at Raw?

>>18048827 (OP)
sir? Do we have the spoilers? Thank you sir

>>18048859
Ellie

OG THEME KINO KINOKINO KINOOOOOOOOO

asuka is winning and facing jade in the finals

THAT IS SOMEONE'S MOTHER

Aska is thicker than I thought she'd be. I'm loving it.

Buddy was a lucky guy.

Bliss in a tanktop is doing things to me

I thought this old and ugly gook was gone?

Rhea is sex, and you should never change Rhea, since you are stalking today.

Too much sexo in this match

>>18048874
fraid not

FROM FAR AND WIDE
I GAPE ASUKAS BUTTHOLE AWAY

>>18048874
>old and ugly gook was gone
DAMN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING NIGGA

>>18048874
Just came back.

>>18048865
LA Plump

asuka looking FAT

Why does she wear the fake thong if she doesn't want to be sexualized?

Alexa and Asuka seem happy working with each other. Nonstop smiling

My cock will be the loser of this match

>>18048863

It's a bastardization of the prog rock classic "21st Century Man" by King Crimson

Crowd is died as fuck none body watches this trash

>>18048827 (OP)
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

OLD HOES STILL RUNNING THE GAME

i miss mean gene

the new asuka song is fucking TERRIBLE. its like a lazy youtuber cover by a faggot

>bitches in their late 40s
>omg yay

gay

>>18048884
Sure thing weeb faggot

Anyone else see that balding tranny in the front

Asukas screeching is not over with me brother

>>18048906
fag

>>18048893
They always worked together

>>18048906
Better than the trannies aEEEEEEEEW

Should I blow a load for Alexa or for Asuka?

>>18048905
That's her old theme though

>>18048865
Besides the based Grimes feud. What good matches did he have in NXT?

>>18048917
yes

>>18048916
Yeah good chemistry

>>18048911
You mean the jap wrestling Bliss?

>>18048918
yeah well it sucks buddy

>>18048925
his feud with waller was great

>>18048915
>not liking used up old walled bitches = gay

Give me actual attractive females 18-20 please

>>18048916
I don't watch gayew

>>18048932
Don’t say his name.

>>18048926
Choose one

Bliss is sex

>>18048925
Waller and Gunther

>>18048932
Im not disagreeing with you, I liked her new one

Pepsi's new packaging sucks ass

>>18048940
bliss

Finna play oblivion and catch the Cena v Truth highlights on YouTube

I wish I watched wrestling when i was 18-24
now that i'm in my 30s its over

It’s friday night and Im watching two mothers in their late 30s pretend to fight each other.

>>18048947
gotcha

>>18048953
Such is life.

>>18048911
you mean you?

Why do these announcers keep saying "aska"?
There's clearly a "u" in her name

>>18048953
faggot. go to waffle house and watch babymommas throw real hands

>>18048906
bliss is still pretty young, she just works like an elderly woman because she sucks

what the fuck does "empress of tomorrow" even mean?

>>18048962
american education, prease understand

Asska

>>18048965
that shit probably goes hard in japanese

>>18048953
Main event is two elderly men

ASSuka

>>18048949
You didn’t miss much

Even though I don't watch women's wrestling I rather hear these twos names in the background rather than slags like tranny stratton and tranny monroe

>>18048962
Japs dont pronounce the U sometimes, like Shinsuke being pronounced "shinskay"

>>18048965
how can an empress also be a queen?

>>18048925
Bro watch the Gunther match. It's pretty great.

>>18048965
it means she has potential to be good but will never be over

>>18048940
whoever wins

HUH

>>18048962
The insectoid laguages have all kinds of weird pronunciation mistakes, don't worry about it

>>18048827 (OP)
BOTCHSUKA

>>18048977
Tiffany isnt a tranny, and you fags never heard of Asya

>>18048983
Deal!

>>18048953
>late 30s
asuka is like 49 years old

>>18048980
queen of the nation, empress of the empire. this isnt new.

SHADES OF LAYLA

>>18048962
The U is silent. “Ahskuh” is how to properly pronounce it

It's so hot when Alexa screams in pain

>>18048953
Max comfy

So tired of these crowds screamig "THIS IS AWESOME!" for every fucking match

not a bad match for a coupla dusty cunts

>Flying Armbar
this nigga never heard of the Asuka Lock

GIWTWM

>another shit alexa bliss match
>she loses anyways

asuka stole jaidas finisher wtf

Haven’t seen a hangman neck breaker in awhile.

What a dead crowd

was good

ASS-ka

Uhhh how’s the blissfag taking this

Asuka vs IYO

Great match, this smackdown has been stellar so far.

joe tess doesn't know what to do with all that

>her name is clearly A-soo-ka
>noooo seee the japs they haha get this, they just don't say some letters but add them in for the laugh

what are they even doing with Alexa?

Asuka on another Hogan-esque run.

Are they seriously having Asuka in the QOTR finals?

goonerbro how you making out bud

If I was Joe I would be cumming right there

>she lost to a ass attack
this is alexa booking in 2025

jades winning vs roxanne and beating asuka in the finals

>>18049017
Blissfag was drowned in the Ogre's swamp

>old and ugly gook wins
Bullshit

does asska wanna fuck joe tess?

DIDNT QUITE GET ALL OF IT

Slippery Michin booba

>asuka
>uses her ass to win
Jej

KWEENS

>>18049025
new top heel on raw with liv gone

SHE WANTS TESS COCK

Jade is gonna bully Roxy

This match was 9 minutes. Good for not making it too long.

>>18049026
Based beyond belief and comprehension.

mmmmmm kweens

>>18049026
It's ok because she's Japanese and I think Japanese women are hot.

>>18049018
Stardom Dreammatch happening

>>18049024
If her name was Ahsoka, her ass would be some hot orange piece of sin, my fellow jedi.

>asuka vs jade
JUNGLE OR RICE FEVER

>>18049035
do you not?

Blowing a load for Asuka rn, gonna empty my balls

Why is her finisher now Ass 2 Face

>>18049027
who else would go there
if they were bringing her back here she had to bare minimum get to the finals, she was not losing before that

jade vs roxanne is going to be a pants off kinda match

why jade kinda....

>>18049035
Asska knows Joe Tess is packing that big Italian sausage hog meat

>>18049053
easier on her fucked up knee

Is Mia Yim an honorary black?

>>18049030
That ass atack is maximum damage finisher now

white women lost tonight....

I fucking hate michin so much holy fuck.

>>18049060
what was her other finisher besides the asuka lock

Pure . Btw Jade is obviously winning.

>sami zayn
I sleep

>>18049061
>honorary
She is half black

>>18049061
She's half-black

>>18049049
I don't watch star trek anon

>Knight just KWABBED Bron and Sneed
Huh??????? I just caught up

Jade vs Asuka will feed families and Feed Mokujin with Rule 34 material for months if that mufug decides to get his ass back to animate weekly again

>>18049068
i lover her enough for both of us

why cant white women do ass attacks

Don’t post michin twerking.

Why does 2k still looks like a ps2 game?

>>18049070
Pretty sure it was just a roundhouse kick to the head like Tajiri

i wish 2k games had actual artsyles instead of halfassed photorealism

>>18049068
we know pranth

ABYSS and CODYBOT

>>18049026
cry about it :^)

>>18049061
She's literally half black
The blacks don't accept her it's kinda fucked up

>>18048827 (OP)
This episode wasn't taped, why are you lying?

>>18049077
Oh I thought she was Korean. Would that make her a kigger?

>>18049086
What do you mean?

I just made these and they are going over my stomach

>>18049101
Hes probably an AEW guy just trying to fuck with us or something

>>18049097
just one drop

>blacks have lost chicken to the mexicans
It's over

>>18049104
GIWTWM

chelsea and my hervice on my screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18049106
Just ate some strawberries and watermelon


SNACK BROS REPORT IN

>>18049035
>>18049043
giwtwm

Jade is so hot, I want to breed her

No pop

>>18049082
Gotta make him look strong, brother.

fuck off Chuck

charlotte has a new face again

Get this bogged freak off my screen

WTF PRETTY DEADLY SOLO

Zero pop chuck

bruh poor pretty deadly guy

YES BOY (singular)

>Alba Fyre: License to Eat Pins
>Piper Niven: License to Eat

Charley looking pretty sub human desu

that arm vein on chuck

HHH REMEMBERED THAT PRETTY DEADLY EXISTS!!!

CHELSEA IS BACK

>>18049136
it's better than the one she had upon returning, her plastic is settling

Oh no, my poor gay will job to black

I thought pretty deadly got released lol

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

PD brown on my TV set!!!!

>>18049138
nathan frazer destroyed pretty deadly blondes face

Poor Kit. He's about to job to melikey blacks

What kinda underwear does the Hervice wear underneath their suits

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>>18049149
nathan frazer cut the blonde one up in their last tag match

>>18049127
Haribo and Max ridged crisps

this job is more demeaning for black than it is for kitt. have they really got nothing for him?

mmmm...hags......

tBh, malakai black shouldn't have left aew and stayed with brody kang

SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED

jade biceps mogging me
flair biceps mogging me again

What is that nigger doing

Did Paul finally remember Pretty Deadly exist?
Andddd he's jobbing him out...

What the fuck if your problem Ron

I mean... a lot of blacks tend to be homophobic

BASED TRUTH

RON KILLINGS SAVES THE DAY

This alastair guy is so dimeless

TRUTH LEAVE KITT ALONE!!!!

LMFA WHY IS TRUTH KILLING PRETTY DEADLY

oh thank jesus
this was gonna be a boring filler squash match

Charlotte has different faces every week and sometimes she looks okish.

>>18049149
They will soon (unfortunately)

truth hates gays?

Jamie Noble!

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY PRETTY

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DEADLY

truth heard that a black guy was on next and came out there

Never relax

>truth is attacking random people
>I IZ A BLACK I IZ DRIVING I IZ A GOOD BOY I AIN'T DONE NUFFANG

So.., this is how a black face is?

Schizo truth is over with me

Gimme a FUCKIN mic

>>18049172
Sweaty Alexa is working me.

>>18049108
How odd!

Alistair BLACKED

JOBLESTER ACKED

Based Truth saving us from having to watch this shitter

guess malakai black and r truth will feud next

so black gets no match lmao?

HOLY FUCKING BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEED

I had a dream that Carlito came back

Already tired of this version of truth

just when ali was about to finally get a win KEKW

>DAVEY BOY SMITH CHINLOCK!
Based Ron representing the Late Brittish Bulldog

>>18049191
Pride month sent him over the edge and he is hunting down every dubbalo. Why do you think he changed his name from Truth to Killings?

Buddy has beaten a black guy up for a belt one time.

>>18049217
typical zoomer attention span

>be eufag
>watch wwe on netflix
>hunter actually believes I'm going to order a fucking pizza from the 3rd world country of america

my sides

>Aliester doesn't get his match
Kek!

THANK YOU TRUTH FROM SAVING ME FROM A MATCH NOBODY FUCKING ASKED FOR

So...what now?

who is Truth's tard handler?

I clown Alister Black every week but I kinda feel sorry for him rn lmao

>>18049212
GOOD

OLDBERG

>>18049239
Should've stayed loyal to Tony. He got what he deserved.

Remember when Seth Rollins crubstomped Nig E on Martin Luther King Jr Day? lmao

>>18049239
>>18049232
>>18049212
it's clearly gonna result in him challenging truth next week or something

>>18049229
Ads are still relevant if there's a Papas in your country i guess

>>18049229
They don’t change the ads in Europe?

THANK YOU TRUTH FOR SAVING US FROM THE DIME REPELENT MATCH

i think goldberg should have said "YOU'RE LAST" instead cause this is his last match

>>18049229
You are missing out the cheddar crust pizza is good

Where's Big E?
ChatGpt told Bryan Alvarez that Big E was going to come out and kick someone's ass. Then again, it also said Liv was going to attack Tiffany, also. Hard to do that with a botched shoulder. I'm not worried about Skynet just yet.

I am going to laugh so fucking hard if Oldberg beats the Austrian.

>>18049229
I'm from the states (Mass) and there's barely any Papa John's around here

>>18049250
>I had a dream...

>Codester next
This has been a weird episode of Smack

When Sonberg becomes a wrestler and avenges his dad by beating Goldberg at Mania

They wheel him out for the preshow to PLEs, but I never see him any other time.

>>18049253
Of course not, anon.
Vince did it
Hunter genuinely is too retarded to change things

>>18049252
Disagree - a lot of fast food joints in the US have very specific deals.
Even here it can vary by store to store

>>18049269
Be sure to do a cross country to your local one that's a 16 hour drive away to support WWE I guess

>>18049274
It's gone by pretty quick. But then again I have been playing with my kitty during womeme matches so that doesn't mean much.

>>18049267
At least culture appropriation jay doesn't have the belt anymore

>>18049284
It still works to advertise the brand in general.

>chelsea vs charles
uh based?

>>18049297
I thought niggas was cool with samoans

>>18049127
2 Big Macs, large fries, an Oreo McFlurry, and a Diet coke

>>18049083
>>18049083
>>18049083

>>18049298
Not even sure if it's a thing in my country
I just find it funny that he's too retarded to use logic

>>18049301
Chelsea is shoot dying from this
Charles does not like when the real women don't sell 'properly' and Chelsea's comedy will piss him off

>>18049275
sonberg is so completely and obviously dimeless

Eli still beating Brady's ass

JAMIE NOBLE BROS

TOMMY GOAT IS A CODY FAN

someone please AI these two kissing

I'M DRIVIN

hate Priest simple as

Black's a bitch

>>18049319
Dog faced flatass gremlin

>>18049332
Which black

>>18049297
He is a pacific islander from San Francisco. Even if his family did okay because of 'kishi's money he still hung with niggers. The west coast and the east coast divisions of the A'noi family are really different.

>>18048827 (OP)
Why is Damian Priest talking like a hoodrat now?

Is there wrestling on this show?

>celebrating at night in Michigan
do they have a death wish?

chelsea and charles look like akimbo sleep paralysis demons in that graphic

DOIN IT FOR THE CULTURE MY GGGGGGGGG

>>18049345
yeah they just announced 2 matches + cena/truth and randy/sami. are you not watching?

>cawdy coming out first
they don't trust him to out-pop yeet

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

GEEEEEEEEEEESE RHODES

>>18049346
Possibly

MELANIN, ON MY POLE
CAN'T STOP POUNDING CHOCOLATE HOLES
BLACK GIRLS ARE THE ONLY ONES FOR ME

SORRY JAMAL, SHE'S MINE NOW
ALL MY KIDS ARE SHADES OF BROWN
AFRICANS ARE ALL I WANNA BREED

(WHOA)
MY FATHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
BLACK GIRLS MAKE BETTER WIVES!
(BETTER WIVES!)

I'LL THROW IT ALL AWAY
THE WHITE RACE I'LL BETRAY
FOR NUBIAN KWEENDOM

I WANNA KNOCK UP JADE
CALL ME THE KING OF SPADES
I'M OIL DRILLING

BLACK GIRLS BOW TO ME
CRAVING MY WHITE DNA
THEY'LL FOLLOW ME INTO BED
I AM MY KANGDOM

Chelsea vs Charles could be ugly

This is a very unflattering photo of Chelsea

MY FATHER SAAAAAIIIID

WHEN I WAS YOUNGEEEERRRR


HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEENNNN YEAH!

Cody should come out in wrestling gear, this 1930s accountant suit isn't over with me.

>>18049343
>now

>>18049366
Chuck made the graphic

>>18049366
Charles the rizzler

>>18049366
I think it's super hot

>>18049366
Chelsea looks dead

>>18049366
where's the guy that posts about filthy repugnant subhumans cause i'm really feeling it now

>>18049366
Charlotte made the match photo

Finish this thread

>>18048890
>>18048890
>>18048890

yeet

YEET

>>18049369
the suit thing is how you can tell he's still a fucking geek after all this time

>>18049283
Isn't Papa John's racist?

>>18049108
Nah I'm not an aewtist you weird consolewarrimg troon, I'm just being quirky like a femoid

>>18048827 (OP)
>>18048858
i look like that

>>18049900
you don't look like that