His GOAT status makes you seethe daily

>>18054646 (OP)
no he's my top 5 guy. number 3 probably.

>>18054646 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1rIuFMNrPk

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>18054913
This always pops me

>Always the guy
>Drew millions of dimes
>Had great matches throughout his career even with inferior workers
>Cut a memorable promo about taking the Big Show to the desert
>Not a self-mark, put numerous guys over even shitters like Vladimir Kozlov
>Never stepped out of the WWE because he knew they needed him despite Ted Turner offering him more money
>Main evented the highest drawing PPV of the 90s
>Main evented the highest drawing PPV of the 10s
>Drew the highest ever buyrate of King of the Ring in 2002 they cancelled it because they knew it could never be beaten
>Was always in the main title picture
>The best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>The best member of The Ministry
>The best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" is so badass nobody talks about them for fear of getting BTFO
>His biker cosplay was based and made biker culture so cool Sons of Anarchy and countless other TV shows ripped it off years later
>His MMA gimmick was based and inspired millions of people to start their own training
>Recognized by his peers as the best pure striker in the WWE
>Great taste in whiskey
>In his 50s and still has a luxurious head of hair
>Had his ex-wife's name tattoo removed through using his own supernatural powers
>Traded in his ex-wife for a much hotter blonde bimbo who knows her place
>Has so many achievements and was booked to go undefeated at Wrestlemania the day he signed his first contract
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one selflessly charismatic CEO whose professional achievement is making a billion dollars in just 2 years
>Drew so well in his 1997 title run that they gave it to Bret Hart since everyone knew no-one could possibly rival Taker's run so they didn't even try with the next guy
>Spent the latter part of his career protecting his legacy by gatekeeping inferior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was mentoring his buddies so they could go over and draw as many dimes as he has

>>18054646 (OP)
>not the GOAT worker
>not the GOAT draw
>not the GOAT promo
>not the GOAT charisma
>not the GOAT athlete
>not even the GOAT big man

I like Taker, but he's nowhere near the GOAT.

>>18054913
>always drew a dime
>always had a good match before 2006 and even then carried vastly inferior workers
>always cut a memorable promo
>always put anyone over
>never a money-mark, loyal to Vince and the WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>only wrestler to main-event a WrestleMania in 3 consecutive decades
>iconic entrance
>always comes out to a massive pop
>never a self-mark, barely ever in the main title picture because he was was such a big deal that he didn't need to be
>the best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>the best member of The Ministry
>the best member of The Corporate Ministry
>biker cosplay was based
>MMA cosplay was based
>best pure striker in the WWE
>best taste in whiskey
>chad hairline
>biggest significant achievement was intentionally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak to help draw even more dimes to Wrestlemania

>>18054913
>always the guy
>always drew a dime
>always had a good match before 2006 and even then carried vastly inferior workers
>always cut a memorable promo
>always put anyone over
>never a money-mark, loyal to Vince and the WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>only wrestler to main-event a WrestleMania in 3 consecutive decades
>iconic entrance
>always comes out to a massive pop
>never a self-mark, barely ever in the main title picture because he was was such a big deal that he didn't need to be
>the best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>the best member of The Ministry
>the best member of The Corporate Ministry
>biker cosplay was based
>MMA cosplay was based
>best pure striker in the WWE
>best taste in whiskey
>chad hairline
>biggest significant achievement was intentionally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak to help draw even more dimes to Wrestlemania

He was never on Rock/Austin/Hogan's level.
American Badass/Big Evil is his best gimmick.
He was only considered one of the best because he wrestled for over 20+ years like Triple H. Inflated numbers.

>>18055162
American Badass did more damage to his legacy than anything

>>18055162
His Satanist Cult leader gimmick was better