https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47otpATArSM

>>18057780 (OP)
This was WWE taking away Punks biggest, most noteworthy moment he ever had in their history from him and rendering it inert/obsolete.

>>18058077
nobody should rest on their laurels
you're only as good as your last promo

>>18058077
Punkster is WWE's lil bitch
Here has to learn his place

>>18057780 (OP)
That is actually an ice cold line. 100% sums up Punk's performative activism horseshit facade.

>>18060248
KWAB

>>18057780 (OP)

>this scathing and very real promo was brought to you by Slim Jim®

>watch the promo
>it's just a weak, softball version of fragile mind fragile ego fragile body

>watch the promo
>Cena does it better and proves Vince was right as there have been nothing but jobbers in the past 20 years and their roles could've been filled by literally anyone unlike Cena's

>>18057780 (OP)
kek based Cena shitting on Tranny Phil

>>18057780 (OP)
Please don't fucking say the tranny is winning the title, bros

>>18058077
No they are just showing him that Cena was always better and that's why he was always their guy. This was Triple H telling Danielson he is a B+ player.

>>18057780 (OP)
this doesn't make sense because punk hasn't tweeted in three years. feels like a line he thought of a decade ago and was only able to use it now

>>18062515
Yeah, yeah, Mox. Fuck the hardcam too, amiritie? Now go to bed.

>>18062527
>Cena is special

fucking lmao anyone could get pushed over everyone and receive boos from men

>>18062564
this anon is fat as shit

>>18062556
He's pretty much referencing the saudi shit here. I like to also think he was referencing the Kamala and AOC tweet, cena has been posting here since the /sp/ days so he's seen it

>>18062568
lol are you really asking people to post the photos of hamplanets wearing Cena merch?

>>18062573
Are you really pretending Cena is a star because he was pushed and not vice versa? So Hogan was only a star because he always won too?

>>18062583
reminder he never went mainstream until a radio prankcall lmao

>>18062532
??? cena has 6 months left

>>18062597
What has that got to do with him holding the title

>>18062597
rip cena :(

>>18062598
???????????????????????? he's gonna hold it until he leaves

>>18062609
???????????????????????????????????????????????????? source?

>>18062556
he still posts dumb shit on instagram

>>18058077
This.
Punk sold it in a very weird way. He could've reacted in any way. He could've gotten up slowly. He could turned around.
Instead he stayed down in the exact same position motionless for the whole promo.
They even brought the lady in to bring some drama and tension because Punk wasn't moving whatsoever.
Did they ask him to move around a bit and look distraught? They might've done.
But the way Punk just laid there, it's like he wasn't selling it at all. A bit like Cody when he did nothing and undersold it when the Rock took his WM spot against Roman Reigns.
It made it look phoned in and took the shine from Cena's material.

>>18062564
Yes, Mike McGillicutty would’ve totally been the face of the company if given the push

>>18062750
That was what Cena did during the original pipebomb

>>18062821
Only makes it look more phoney imo

>>18057780 (OP)
gay promo, unoriginal and uninteresting

>Dude remember the pipe bomb?
This is Disney Star Wars levels of self-referential slop.

>>18062532
What does Uncle Rico have to do with this?

>>18057780 (OP)
>Fragile ego, fragile body. Weak mind, weak spirit
>Your tweets are strong, your actions are weak
Both are fucking kino summations of Phil

>>18062750
Punk made Cena do the exact same thing.

>>18057780 (OP)
>Claudio Castagnoli = CC = Colt Cababa
>NIC Nemeth = NICK Jackson
>MATT Cardona = MATT Jackson
KEK Phil is going to have another melty soon

>>18062568
Y-your fat as shit anon!!

>>18057780 (OP)
I just want to say that I love Slim Jim®!
Slim Jim® is the best healthy snack ever!
Remember to get yourself some Slim Jim® next time you go grocery shopping!

>>18062961
i just think its cute that u think cena knows who those guys are

>>18063142
You fucking console warring E tranny retard, he has literally posted Instagrams of Nick and Matt Jackson lmfaooooooo

>>18062961
>Cena doesn't know who Cesaro or Dolph Ziggler or The Young Bucks are

>>18062821
during the original pipe bomb the focus was on punk who was sitting way far away for most of it. punk was in the center of the frame for most of cena's promo here which just made it stand out how he was just laying there on the Slim Jims table

I can't believe John would resort to using the slim jim™ table for evil

>Cena literally turns the entire crowd on CM Corporate and goes full face including the face Belt raise which prior to tonight he was holding backwards this whole time.

ABSOLUTELY BASED

>Philfags IT'S OVER !

>>18058077
The way Cena ripped the total piss out 'Breaking the 4th Wall' was particualrly brutal. He totally clowned that aspect.

>>18062564
Yeah, just ask Roman Reigns.