What exactly are Phil's 5 microphone moves of doom?

>>18059106 (OP)
>territory reference
>bret hart reference
>worked shoot
>bad attempt at clever wordplay
>talk about his dog or his wife

>>18059106 (OP)
>Worked shoot
>Using a punk song lyric as a promo line
>Backhanded AEW reference no one gets
>"The people"
>Le heckin callback

IS IT GREAT TO BE ALIVE ON A [INSERT RANDOM DAY HERE] NIGHT IN [INSERT RANDOM CITY HERE] OR WHAT!?!?!

>>18059201
He did this for the first few months after his aew return and I was sick of it by then

You guys forgot that he's from chicago

>>18059140
wife and dog thing for sure

>>18059106 (OP)
More like his MICROPENIS moves of doom am I right guys?
and you just finna know kairi sane fka hojo finna knows all about that, you just FKI (finna know it)

>>18062283
Gotta love the Chezmeister! Ya just gotta!

>>18061527
It's fucking terrible