>"I want deeper storylines"
- Guy that played a cartoon zombie for 20 years and talked in cringe inducing cliches that a goth teenager would come up with
He's a massive hypocrite.
>"I want deeper storylines"
>Guy that played a cartoon zombie for 20 years and talked in cringe inducing cliches that a goth teenager would come up with
>"Stop doing that fake, choreographed video game shit"
>No sells everyone's offense with the sit up
>Shoots lightning
>Does the old school
>>18062850 (OP)His story with Kane was dimes, retard.
>>18062850 (OP)Taker is not wrong here. The inconsistent, disjointed plots are one of the worst things about mainstream corporate wrestling. I think this happens because the bookers/writers can't really do what they want. They have to keep a bunch of bean counters in suits happy, which limits their ability to carry out a long term storyline. As soon as a story gets a little controversial or loses a little steam, they have to change it, or else the bean counters will come down on them.
>>18062850 (OP)I'm sure it's gonna be really good and deep storylines now that they've added the undertaker to their 200+ manpower creative team.
Then he had better write them well.
Mmmm.
>*gets pushed to the moon in his first year in WWF*
Did you pay your dues boy?
>*gets full creative control over his character*
Oh you didn't?
>*bitches to Vince about backstage shenanigans*
Well around here boy
>*gets you buried for not wearing a suit*
You gotta wait your turn
>*gets his friends and fellow Texans pushed as soon as they come in the door*
So you get down that liquor store
>*takes time off whenever he feels like it*
And you better bring back a case of Jack for me and the boys
>*refuses to put anyone over*
Don't like it son?
>*refuses to go out on his back*
Well maybe you ain't gonna make it in the big leagues
>*comes back for Saudi money and buries a younger talent*
Mmmm don't wanna mess with me
>*gets his wife a lucrative payday*
Or the boys will make your life hell
>*gets a life time contract with WWE*
Run along, kid
>*spends too long on his HoF induction*
Mmmmm
>*buries AJ Styles, literally, in his last match*
Vince, this kid ain't got it
>*does stand up and babysits rapist Vince to Saudi events*
Got no respect
>*does Hotones*
>>18062850 (OP)Every time I think of Carder I have to think about this story
https://youtu.be/nYbwN3hvOGQ?t=124
>>18063045https://youtu.be/VK5Figz3aIU
He was right. That promo is fucking boring
>>18062905how many tv shows have every actor pushing to be the main star and grumbling because they aren't or their part of there story isn't big enough? none. there are too many wrestlers. tv shows have bit-part actors doing small roles and they're paid accordingly and if they don't like it they go to another job. wwe is dumb enough to both want to call everyone a star, and also change format from a wrestling show to a tv show. they've done this to themselves.
>>18063075That's a long winded way of admitting that Cunter and his bitch wife don't know how to book.
>inb4 b-but AEWTony can't book either. Now what?
>>18062850 (OP)Based. We need gmmicks not IM SUCH A GOOD WRESTLER I REALLY WANT THIS BELT WWE HAS BEEN MY DREAM for the 100th time
>>18063075All true, self-marking is another major cause of the problem. These wrestlers seem to forget that their purpose is to entertain people, not forge a fake legend.
>>18063194I found it really interesting to see how people went nuts for Mr. Iguana. You don't see a lot of fun gimmicks like his, but they used to be everywhere. I think the whole thing shows how wrong the social media smarks really are. People don't want to watch 30 different wrestlers trying to be the main character.
>>18062850 (OP)>I want deeper storylinesso do I, that's why I watch AEW only
>>18063254The only thing deep about that is how deep you shove those wrestling figurines up your ass
>>18063241when are smarks ever right?
>>18063354When they said Roman should turn heel
>>18063363Yeah I think they were right about that, but that one was really obvious.
>>18062850 (OP)I want deeper storylines too, and I've never done anything in wrestling.
I trust a man who gets his ex wife tattooed on his neck
>>18062850 (OP)Taker said he wants the wrestlers to stop getting worked on twitter and exposing themselves as soft bitches, so he's fine by me
>>18063075Actors politicking happens quite often but not EVERY actor for every show levels.
>>18062850 (OP)No doubt he'll set up Writers' Court to keep the creative team in line
>>18063075>how many tv shows have every actor pushing to be the main star and grumbling because they aren't or their part of there story isn't big enough?Look up the backstage Sopranos stories...
>>18066136>Look up the backstage Sopranos storiesQrd? Big fan but never heard any of these