Thread 18064232

kek these gooks dont give a fuck

And neither does the crowd!

They can’t even be bothered to sell for their own friends lmao

>>18064232 (OP)
>the two geeks recording stopped after how fake the forearms look

Why should they?
Their boss and fans have no standards.

>>18064244
but enough about the wwe crowd sleeping during matches

aew really is for actual retards

this must be that kings road ive heard so much about

>>18064232 (OP)
Didn't these two kill New Japan why would Tony sign them fat contracts

>>18064232 (OP)
Why is no one in the crowd reacting?

>>18064339
because he'sa moron

>>18064232 (OP)
I loved these guys in Japan and it's funny as hell watching them phone it in for AEW after those faggots bragged and bragged and bragged about their poaching.

>>18064244
But enough about the crowd that formed around your brutal gang rape

>>18064327
>B-b-b-but WWE!!!!

>>18064370
weird to include us in your perverted, depraved fantasies, anon.

>>18064327
>>18064373
kek when did this board flip so pathetically? for the longest time you couldn't criticize wwe without every edrone going but aew!!! and now all the aewtists are shitting their britches going but wwe!!! all the same. sad

>>18064375
>fantasies
Is that how you cope?

>>18064383
The majority of AEW fans on this board came in from reddit and twitter so they have no idea how to organically get a meme over. This is why all of their memes either backfire immediately or are derived from memes that made them mad as fuck.

>>18064232 (OP)
i legit dont know who they are. why should i care they are fake fighting?

>>18064232 (OP)
>if you sell like that for me in the ring I'd tag you for real.

>>18064232 (OP)
ibushi came back?

>>18064412
>The majority of AEW fans on this board came in from reddit and twitter so they have no idea how to organically get a meme over.
everyone in nu/asp/ is like that

>>18064443
You're not wrong

>>18064232 (OP)
It's called Strong Style, something you clearly don't understand.

Okada was never particularly good at forearm trades

neither was Ibushi

>>18064232 (OP)
Ibushi at least seems to be putting some effort in, Okada's strikes are just above Eddie Kingston tier

>>18064589
Wrestling*

>>18064605
Incorrect, both were quite good at wrestling in different ways.

I would even say forearm trading is one of the few weaknesses in Okada's game, always has been. He's not a great striker aside from his big boot and dropkicks.

>>18064232 (OP)
Wow, is this what Inoki taught people?

>>18064232 (OP)
That is what $7.5 million of daddy's money will buy you LMFAO

>>18064310
Kek

>>18064232 (OP)
>mmmmm... bad ass

>>18064232 (OP)
These two are LAUGHING their way to the bank with Shad's money

>>18064614
>they're both good wrestlers I promise
>they just can't do even the most basic moves

>>18064232 (OP)
I've seen so many shittier forearm trades that this doesn't even look bad to me.

>>18064232 (OP)
You just know Tony was having a seizure marking out to this.

>>18064676
Ironic that you posted someone with one of the worst worked punches of all time saying that

>>18064232 (OP)
Inoki must be proud

>>18064232 (OP)
For two wrestlers who idolize Inoki they sure are not bothering to make it look like a real fight

>>18064704
Still has better worked punches than the two amateurs you're defending

Kazuchiker Okama's strikes are looking very grim.
Kotroon Ibushit is washed, don't know why even a retard like Tonikan signed him.

>>18064724
Those aren't punches. Now Lawler, there's a guy with a good worked punch.

>>18064232 (OP)
How many years has the gook on the left been wrestling? How does he not know how to throw a worked elbow? This is why I never take Nujamals seriously whenever they hype up their newest lil gook. WWE is seriously the only company that is teaching people how to wrestle properly.

>>18064754
you don't watch wrestling

>>18064244
This one got em screeching

>>18064780
Sure I do. Funk also has a great worked punch, nice little jabs.

>>18064232 (OP)
Just came here from the other thread. So it is true. No zoom-in and slow motion clip here. AEW truly sucks. I see it now.

>>18064232 (OP)
This is going in my LOLAEW folder

>>18064232 (OP)
kek, aew fucking sucks

Okada's supposed "greatness" is the biggest work in the history of the business.

>>18064244
kek

>>18064310
fucking kek, amazing

I wanted Okada to come to the WWE but seeing him phone it in and get a massive bag from the money mark is unironically more entertaining to me than anything he could have done in the WWE. Thank you Okada.

>crowd is either laughing or looking at their phones
aew is so embarrassing

>>18065879
he would have been wasted in WWE. he'd never be a world champion, and no one wants to see him have 8 minute bangers with ludwig kaiser over the IC.

The dream lives!

>>18065907
Most of the crowd is seemingly starring off blankly and emotionlessly in random directions like they fundamentally don't understand what they're supposed to be looking at.

>>18064232 (OP)
Even the crowd looks bored.

>>18065907
>>18066394
you faggots are just making stuff up at this point
>looking at their phones
yea because they are recording what's happening in the ring ya retard

>>18064244
cord didn't like this one

>>18064793
Two of the greatest punchers of all time. This match is pure dimes.

>>18066353
As opposed to how much he's tearing it up in AEW? lmao. Genuinely don't think he could have been worse in WWE. And he would definitely have had to try more.

>>18064232 (OP)
Oh this must be that great jap battle aewtists were hyping for weeks.
I'm just glad AEW exists to keep those "people" busy for a few hours every week. Imagine your common aewtist roaming the streets. The smell alone.

>>18064232 (OP)
I'll never fault them for gettin that bag

>>18064232 (OP)
>AEW, where the best
>get their money mark contracts and have free reign to try as much or little as they want

>>18064676
They can though... they just aren't in OP's picrel.

>>18064412
I wish they would go back truly a cancer to society

>>18064232 (OP)
half of the crowd is laughing like it was a comedy show, the other half is not even looking at the ring

>>18066547
>aewtists were hyping for weeks.
Ibushi was a surprise return out of nowhere, unannounced.
Who did you see hyping up an Ibushi Okada "great jap battle" for weeks in advance?
Post links to these

>>18066451
>the fans are too busy recording shit on their phone to get themselves over on twitter
Yes, that's the problem, you retard.

>>18064793
We'll never have this again :(

>>18065805
no lies detected

>>18064383
picking companies is /sp/-tier autism
following players and not teams is big brain shit

>>18064793
I’m sure you’re right anon but it is also an immense help that wrestling was on CRT’s in dogshit resolution and the camera was pretty far back. Turns out closeups and drone camerawork and ultra 4K isn’t very good for wrestling when it comes to strikes. Not saying these Japs aren’t phoning it in, just in general the old timer’s had it a little easier when it came to that stuff.

>>18069019
You sound like a gaynaldo worshipping arab or an apehoop watcher.

>>18064232 (OP)
Is it that hard to do a sequence like Inoki vs Kobayashi where they try to make it somewhat believable instead of these gay elbows?

>>18069234
'fraid so

>>18069234
They're trying their best.

>>18069234
>Evading and blocking the slaps
That's not so Fighting Spirit™

>>18069234
obese smelly fucks like you would dog on them even if they repeated exactly what is being doing in that webm you posted
>oh look how okada is dodging
>they are shooting slapping each other don't they know its suppose to be a work!

A gook makes my Chinese food so I can't hate but if I ever saw a gook AEWfag? I finna stomp his head so hard he'll have flashbacks of NAM.

America Rules!!

>>18064232 (OP)
the forearms are mostly fine, though it could be debatably stiffer-looking, what i dont get is why they dont sell it at all

one of the most basic things you learn from in-ring training is learning to snap from those simple strikes like forearms or punching

>>18064232 (OP)
So... this is the mighty nippon wrestling... Puroresu

>>18069040
but, wrestlers back then worked the crowd and not the camera, so your point is moot

Iyo is probably the only Japanese wrestler who went to America and not phoned it in during the modern era.

>>18069327
She's a drug mule whore for BWC and ICP