Seth Riders are the most dimeless faction of all time. Zero chemistry.

Bron shouldn't be saddled down with Paul's favorite shitters

what's the point of this faction in kayfabe?

>>18067527 (OP)
So basically Bloodline redux

Do they really ride Seth?

it feels like a step backward for bron who is a dogshit actor and shouldn't be put in a role like this
he had good momentum as IC champ

>>18067527 (OP)
Sneed just looks so shit as the third guy. I can't get over it. Could have had Grayson Waller, Austin Theory, Ludwig, Carlito, the Miz, Charlie Dempsey, Dragon Lee, El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr., Karrion Kross, Ridge Holland, Trick Williams, Noam Dar, Lexis King, or literally anyone else. It would have been better.

>>18067527 (OP)
This stable literally only exists to be broken up. Seth already having money in the bank is a horrible sign because it means they won't be going for the tag titles or midcard titles to build some rapport.

I fully expect Bron to win the WHC and Seth pulls a Shield and chair-shots him before cashing in money in the bank. Reed will be the filler feud, playing a bit of an underdog.

>>18067736
Theory would've been good here. It would make them look less generic.

>>18067527 (OP)
Seth Riders lack aura
There's no cool factor, no desire to want to be them or join them

>>18067527 (OP)
Who's the janetty?

>>18067736
Yea, it should've been Theory, honestly. Would've fit much better.

>>18067912
God I fucking miss Sami with the prime-Bloodline.

>>18067912
Pic not related btw

>>18067928
All of them

>>18067928
You're kidding, right?

>>18067557
Bron is a few weeks away from being brought out on a leash

>>18067527 (OP)
I thought they already fired AoP.

>>18067912
Neither was this garbage

the truth: Bron, Bronson and Seth, all suck.

>faction began 2 months ago
>still doesn't have a fucking name

Is this the "storytelling" e-drones tell me about?

>>18067527 (OP)
This might end up being the WOAT faction all things considered. Heyman being there and failing to get it over somehow makes it even more cringe. And the fucking Brons... god, I hate what WWE has become.

>>18067736
Literally every single person you named is a worse choice lmfao, that's honestly impressive.

>>18068252
Isn't their a trough you're supposed to be eating out of, Bronson?

>>18068261
>their
suar

I mean there definitely not the worst of all time but when this place was actually fun we called him Seth tarpins for a reason

>>18068267
>suar
I accept your concession.

>>18068268
>There
Name a worse main event faction.

>>18068279
Accept deez nutz. You think shitters like Queery or KWABland are worth anything lmfao

>>18068288
All lightyears better than that fat dimeless goof midget Sneed.

Seff literally lost a match against Jey with the help of Bron and I'm supposed to take him as a genius visionary?
Even Solos Bloodline without Tama was enough to fuck them over if it wasn't for Jacob Fatu's turn. I don't get why Bron or Sneed would follow that fucking loser.

>>18068305
Ok but Samoans are basically Supermen in modern WWE

>>18067650
He’s already far more over in this faction than he was as IC champ

>>18067527 (OP)
Another failed Seth faction
Like when he had Buddy and the Authors of Pain
Remember that one?

>>18068304
lol that must be why half of them can't even get on TV in the slopshop

>>18067928
Heyman is the Michaels

>>18067928
Seth for being a dimeless geek, Reed for being a fat son of a bitch that can't even enter the ring without being gassed and Bron for having a retard attack dog gimmick

>>18067527 (OP)
Heyman looking like how am I supposed to get these shitters over

>>18068123
Bron I think is a good wrestler but fuck me he looks so stupid in the faction, it's like any charisma he had got sucked away with a vacuum

>>18067928
It's Bronnetty. He's the pet dog. Lowest tier goon.

seth killed any aura he had when he was crying in the corner in terror over bray wyatt in a spooky mask

>>18068281
Retribution

>>18068315
You really are Sneed, aren't you? No one could possibly care about this jabroni enough to defend his honor on the internet, except for Sneed himself, because I mean face it, he SUCKS. The only people who SUCK worse than he does are Andrade and Aleister Black and the three of them are neck and neck for the SUCKIEST wrestler in the WWE.

>>18068330
The man who got over the fucking Dudleys as a main event act is just openly like "what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?"

>>18068344
weren't a main event faction

>>18068356
300 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASSS

>>18068356
Bubba and D-Von are about 100x more talented than Sneed

>>18068344
Fucking WHO??? Wasn't that some Wyatt6-tier midcard thunderdome era non-canon covid shit? Lmaooo ok, ok I'll count that. Anyone else, or is that the only group in WWE history that these "Seth Riders" clear?

>>18068348
Andrade is a pretty good wrestler though. He just can't get over.

how do you even fix this faction? even if seth gets a title i doubt it would change much

>>18068367
The Corre was pretty shit

>>18068359
I only remember them fucking on main events though. But if they don't count, The Authority sucked huge dick because Stephanie existed in it

>>18068371
What title? The Jey Uso """world title""" that he already fucking had for like a year and went nowhere with?

>>18068367
Aside from my absolute personal hatred of The Authority, that was the only one that came to mind for me. God this Seth faction sucks

>>18068368
He can do the moves fine but he's such a charisma vaccuum, even physically. Watching him is just unpleasant.

>>18068374
They were a low card act on smackdown during the grimmest days in that show's history. Not even midcard. Light years below LaFamilia even. I was somehow still watching at that point and I can't even remember who was in it. Wade Barrett, some of the worst guys from NEXUS, and Titus ONeil or some shit? Lmaooo this has me cracking up. Yeah ok I'll put this group on par with RETRIBUTION and THE CORRE lmfaooo.

>>18068371
>Kick Bronson
>Get a new third
>Tell Seff he'll spend the rest of his contract jobbing on LFG if he doesn't get a clue by the end of the month
>Beg Heyman to put some work into finding any fucking chemistry here at all
>Find something for them to do
>Get them a babyface they can feud with who isn't CM Punk or Sami Zayn

>>18068435
>Find something for them to do
>Get them a babyface they can feud with who isn't CM Punk or Sami Zayn
This is the impossible part bc the entire show, the entire roster, is a wasteland of bland undeveloped nothing and yet somehow everybody is 43 years old.

>>18067557
Bron's the biggest shitter of the three

>>18068451
That's what happens when you feed everyone to one guy for over ten years in a desperate attempt to get him over

>>18068460
This is the honest to God truth.

>>18068371
>Seth as the main guy
>Bron as the heavy
>Heyman as the manager
>Add Karrion Kross & Scarlett

>>18068477
Karrion is stuck on main event for getting over without permission

>>18068477
>Seth as the main guy
Still DOA, then.

>>18068451
>all over wrestlers are 40's+
wwe does nothing to create stars

It’s the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. It needs to be disbanded and Seth should fail the cash in. He’s going to cash in on Cena next Saturday…

>>18068581
it's because ever since Rock & Austin, Vince did his damnedest to make sure that WWE itself was the draw, not the wrestlers who could end up leaving.

>>18067527 (OP)
So hear me out. What if a clown, a jew, a fat fuck and Scott Steiner's dimeless nephew form a team...

Can we all just agree now once and for all that Seth is the definitive Jannetty?

>>18068661
always was

>>18068661
It's really impressive how he's Janetty to Roman but somehow he did it

>>18068348
>you are "defending" muh nemesis

Take your meds. I'm just pointing out everyone else you named is an even worse fit for BCC-@-home.

>>18068477
>Kross
lmao

>>18067736
They always do shit like this with the third guy/girl
Damage CTRL had zero chemistry at the start because Dakota and Iyo was the most random pairing ever

Are we still getting a forth member or is this it? I still want Theory

>>18068661
how could it be anyone other than the guy who just wrestled in front of 1.6k and is considered by many to be the worst world champion of any company ever

I don't know what happened to Seth but he went from being one of the few enjoyable things WWE had, to being an insufferable shitter.
>>18068371
They're just rehashing the failed team-up with AOP. Bron should have never been added to this shit but if they really want to do it, Bron & Bronson need to be monster heels that crush everyone for a bit. The problem is that we just had 4 years of Bloodline/OTC fuckery and no one wants another stable taking over the show for months/years on end.

>>18069514
Still Seth

>>18067527 (OP)
the samoan guy killed all the possible chemistry here lmao. just makes it look like another version of that samoan faction. makes seth look samoan. terrible. shoudlve been a skinny white guy that takes all the bumps, why have two power houses? be better if it was just Steiner alone

>>18069514
Because no matter how embarrassing a failure DEAN becomes, he still has more charisma and presence than Seth for all his talent

Seth is just a charismalet

>>18070155
Whatever the X factor is, Seth has the opposite

He has "not it" instead of "it"

>>18067912
Quadtruple Jannetty

>>18070155
Actually true, and I'm an E god.
Just wish Dean would come back, bros...

>>18068467
>Rikishi in the background
kek

>>18069082
>Y-you can't just say this utterly dimeless obese midget jabroni is an utterly dimeless obese midget jabroni! Y-y-you must personally HATE him. He must be your NEMESIS. Like- like SASUKE was to NARUTO
Shut the fuck up, shitter. Sneed is utter garbage. You would have to be mentally ill to deny that.

>>18068356
They really didn't give Heyman much to work with here.

>>18067527 (OP)
Sneed and Breakker are the same height as Heyman and they're supposed to be big tough bruisers holy fucking grim

>>18067527 (OP)
>Seth Riders
kek. they waited too long to pick a name. i hope this sticks

>>18070870
Even worse both guys big moves are shit that every crowd pops for. Fans want to cheer those two. So it always just ends in the crowd popping while the babyface is getting his ass beat. It doesn't work

>>18070192
The xpac factor

>>18069514
Moxley's run stopped being bad when TK got a clue and started making him feud with wrestlers fans actually care about. Seth has always been bad since turning on the Shield.

>>18069514
Cena's reign is worse. Iyo's reign is worse. Jey's reign was worse. Tiffany's reign is worse. Seth's reign in 2019 was worse.

>>18070894
This. I can see where they're going with Bron, he's going to break out after having enough shit from Seth but Bronson doesn't work. He was a one man wrecking ball, fucking over everyone. Should have been Theory, bring back his cocky selfie chosen one gimmick.

Bronlet just aint it. I find it completely impossible to suspend disbelief and take this oompa loompa seriously as a threat.

>>18071058
Theory is dimeless.

>>18071080
B..but he's a BADASS? It even says so on his tights? AWOOF...ARRUFF?

>>18071080
why does he look so much more "slender" than his old man and uncle? they weren't exactly giants but they looked fuller than puny Bron

>a fag, a jew, a 5'8 badass and a fat cunt
Grim stuff.

>>18071080
Post a selfie and let's see if you could beat up Bron. If you don't you are a pussy and I'm going to push him.

they should full lean in on the dog gimmick for bron, have a segment like roman bigdog where they pour dogfood all over him

>>18071183
Heyman motivates and rewards him with Scooby Snack dogtreats, maybe makes him sit and speak first before calling him a good wolfdog and tossing it at his face.

>>18071191
And then you can sell Bron's treats to the marks... Genius

>>18067527 (OP)
Wow this really IS just death riders + bloodline haha

Seth always copying Roman and Mox

>>18067912
I'd rather join Bron & Bron than the samoan janetties.