These two would make such a badass team. Both five feet of horror, both well endowed short stacks, both technically proficient, both strong gimmicks. Imagine if the fed signs Abadon now they're a free agent. They could give them a variant on the Fiend gimmick. I'm sure Bray would approve. Lexi and Abadon could dominate the women's division for years to come if Paul stops being retarded and shoots his shot.

And outside of the fiend form, Abadon could wear no make up like this pic and be a normal nice person next door, a sweetie pie, like sweetie pie Lexi. Would be a cool contrast between sweetie pie Abadon and Lexi, and horror babe Abadon THE MONSTER and Alexa FIEND FRIEND Bliss.

Here's Abadon facing another sweetie pie babe, Reddit's favourite wrestler Maki Itoh. I saw an interview with Bully Ray where he said Abadon was one of the most underrated workers in AEW, and was in fact one of the few bright spots in that sloppy shop of a company.

Maybe the association with Lexi would reduce some of the undue hate Abadon receives. This is the sort of shit they have to put up with which is grim, but I know when they come to WWE they will be with fans who aren't total autistic parasocial creepazoids.

Being in the fed means they won't have to deal with faggot fans like this.

You never see fed babes getting threats like this on Facebook, that much is true.

>James Wolfie
'92

Imagine this arse farting on you face, with Lexi's tight MILF pussy on your dick. Pure, and this is a pun, bliss (she's called Alexa Bliss, and bliss is extreme niceness).

Nice nWo reference here, shows Abadon is a true wrestling fan.

they stronk too.

Maybe they could team up with Nottingham based indie pro wrestler Succubus. Three horror babes together. Lexi is the brains, Abadon is the muscle, Succubus is the sex appeal. But really they're all sexy.

When Abadon is in the fed, they'll be away from fat dysgenic freaks like this and instead deal with actual normal people like me.

uwu hory fuckin yum

I won't rest until Abadon is mine.

Name a better pair:
Abadon's toes X my mouth

>>18068572
She has an Alexa aesthetic when she goes pink

I will defend them from all of the hate they receive... I swear it...

>>18068628
What if she goes even pinker ;^)

Mogs man faced bogan cunt Roy Ripley if WWE are looking for a tough alt babe.

*squishes belly in your path*
wdyd

Baloney Khan fumbled one of the top 5 hottest women in wrestler KWABOTY award incoming

>>18068647
Sorry they're not a woman but they compete in the women's division, mistake from me.

They remind me of Chappell Roan in terms of raw sexuality, but with the edge of Elvira or the woman from Evanescece to give them some darkness and mystique.

Excellent taste in games I gotta say.

Based atheist babe dunking on the muzzrats, christcucks, and kikes and cowpissdrinkers

Those retard AEW marks accidentally got them on camera out of gimmick. I'd be fuming if I was them that the business was exposed. But me personally? I love to see Monica's fresh face.

My wife only likes bad games like Stardew Valley, Fire Emblem, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, and Recettear. Abadon has actual good taste. I wish Abadon was my wife.

Quads that Kevin Nash would envy (ie they're not exploded LOL)

Excellent taste in character action games.

>>18068683
>MSG rising
Lol what a silly mistake from my friend Abadon, easy mistake to make. Maybe the game is about a cyborg who cooks Chinese food lol

Their husband is the luckiest yid in wrestling.

*smooches you*

Abadon is subhuman and will die alone, just like OPetty

Abadon X Shotzi?

>>18068589
Her ass looks like a lumpy beanbag chair

>>18068698
Doubtful.

On their Patreon they have 1681 members, 306 of which are paid. I'm thinking that's at least 1681 people, myself included, who would date them

>>18068706
THEIR ass looks like a nice pillow while you're tongue deep in their shitpipe.

>>18068558 (OP)
I feel like all the posts in this thread are from one guy.

flabadon is a giant faggot

wtf is this thread

>>18068711
>you're tongue
GMS

I wonder why SRS turned off comments...

>>18068717
>while YOU ARE tongue deep in their shitpipe
GMS to you, spastic. Don't you fucking dare respond with >worked

>>18068721
Okay, I'll respond with the fact that you are a faggot and so is the mentally ill woman you're spamming

god i wish i was that cat.

>>18068727
they're Non binary not a woman

I think this might be the best outfit yet. I can imagine going to a pumpkin patch to pick pumpkins from the pumpkin patch with them then go home and watch the film Ngightmare Before Chrostimas and have sex.

If they're Indiana Jones then they're an archaeologist and if they're an archaeologist then I have a bone they can dig up (my cock).

When I talk about all the green I want I ain't talking about dollar dollar I'm talking about being smothered under Abadon's bountiful body.

>>18068733
I don't care about her mental illness and I will not play along with it. You're still a huge faggot btw.

>>18068752
yikers what a chud

>puts full gimmick make up on just to go to wrestling training
Abadon keeping kayfabe alive, YLTSI

Hmmmm I just watched one of her get ready with me vids and it's given my doubts. They said they got recommended something by their housemate. But their married. So do they have a husband AND a housemate in her house? Or do they call their husband a housemate? Or do they live with housemates separately from their husband?

Something doesn't add up desu. If Tony has been paying them in hotdogs and handshakes that they need to have a housemate in their house as a married couple, that's grim for AEW. If they call their husband a housemate that's weird.

I'm worried it's some sort of poly situation. And if it is, my Abadon folder is getting deleted. I can tolerate many things but not polyamory.

I wouldn't go poly even for Abadon. Unless the third partner was a hot babe like Piper Niven or Willow Nightingale (though neither seem the poly type). Shotzi I could settle for. or Tatum Paxley. Is it true Priscilla Kelly has HIV? Or was that Bunny de la Cruz?

>>18068780
No this doesn't seem like the build of someone with HIV. I read she had HIV over 10 years ago.

Looks like Tatum Paxley's twin.

I think this is the most normie they've looked. If you don't like this you're a shoot faggot and that's the truth.

>>18068707
>date them
i get wanting to have sex with they/them but would you really take her home to your parents?
>>18068627
she got those tingers. gotta wear a glove instead of a sock.

>>18068558 (OP)
>well endowed
I don't know about Abadon, but I thought Alexa had a baby. You got to have a small dick to have a baby. That's just science, dumbass.

>>18068558 (OP)
Expecting an Alexa thread, and i get OP simping for Abadon. Gain taste you wretched creature samefag

>>18068896
Turn your monitor on.