Honestly, after tonight?
He's right.
>>18075801 (OP)I agree.
He fits in way better in AEW.
He can do his dumb yeet entrance, then suck in the ring like the entire rest of AEWs roster.
That's what Tony is looking for, right? Marketable entrances and gimmick matches.
I'll do you one better Rikishi you fat jobber fuck: I hope all fucking Samoans including the Rock fuck off to AEW. If we knew what Samoans would do to the sacred sport of wrestling, we would have let the Japanese rape them all to death.
>>18075801 (OP)I'm not convinced Rikishi isn't jealous of his son's success and is outright trying to sabotage his career at this point kek
>>18075801 (OP)TH-THATS JOSHUA FATU BUT WHATS HE DOING HERE SCHIAVONE?!
>>18075801 (OP)Fucking please do this and get this shitter out of WWE
Does he just not care about Jimmy?
>>18075801 (OP)WWE should bring Rikishi back and have him take a stinkface from Paul Heyman
>>18075801 (OP)Where was Riki when his boys were driving around Miami skunkass drunk and getting into fights w/cops?
>>18075935WWE should bring him back and drown him in a glass cube filled with spam, Paul Bearer style
>>18075836yea seriously seems like it lol
>>18075822Many have been saying this
jey is unironically the biggest get aew could possibly grab from wwe. he would legitimately be a needle mover
>>18075839WHAT'S GEY WUSO DOING IN THE TRANNY ZONE?!
>>18075839>Tony Schiavone sitting on his phoneI don't care, Excalibur. I really don't give a single shit.
I laughed imagining him with glasses that say AEEW
>>18075846We don't want this entrance merchant
>>18075801 (OP)H's mistake was putting the title on him to begin with. Even more retarded since Goonter was going to face Goldberg. Jey (and Charles) winning the Rumble was the official end to H's honeymoon period. Fucking moron
>>18075872Even he knows that Big Jimโs the jannetty
>>18075872it's so weird to me how he is just totally silent on jimmy's booking. even though jimmy is the obvious michaels, he hasn't been allowed to hold even a midcard belt. jey is a world champion and rikishi was crying the whole time.
i believe he's even said some things about solo but he just does not care about jimmy at all.
>>18075822I've been enjoying the solo/fatu/Mateo dynamic but yeah I'd be stoked if we lost uso
PLEASE PLEASE LET THEM TAKE HIM
They have that annoying Daniel Bryan over there and Kenny Omega it's perfect.
>>18075822He needs people in the crowd for his entrance to work
>>18075801 (OP)I hope this happens just to see 1400 people in a tiny arena for his entrance
>>18075836>dad should i keep making $750,000+ a year at a job where i am constantly hovering around the main event and at worst slum it doing upper midcard stuff>nah son we have a proud bloodline like when i was a comedy jobber where my gimmick was putting my ass in other men's faces and dancingJey Uso should just play a clip of "I Did it For The Rock" and slap his dad in the fucking mouth if he ever tries to give career advice again. Anyone in WWE or AEW who is in a solid spot would have to be a retarded mark to walk away from that money to go fake fight better somewhere else where they aren't guaranteed
>>18075822>then suck in the ring like the entire rest of AEWs roster.lol a rejected AEW midcarder is WWE's top guy
>gimmick matches???
Imagine him doing the yeet entrance in front of 1300 people in an Indian casino for a match with luchasaurus lmao
>>18075801 (OP)This nigga is so funny, Jey won the rumble and then won a world title at Mania over one of the strongest booked wrestlers in the world. And rikishi is still bitching.
>>18077012Won't have to imagine that after TKO starts doing tapings in Vegas
>>18077023Projecting because the tranny fed is the one doing residencies
In what world does some samoan fatass known for shoving men's faces into his fat ass get to constantly bitch and moan that his nepobaby son gets treated like royalty instead of divinity
>>18077058>FUCK HE COOKED ME WITH MOX I GOTTA POST SOMEONE ELSEYeah the fans really turned on Swerve during that entire minute he worked in a Smackdown ring.
Triple K fumbled. You know white that is.
>>18077063>shitting on based JoePigs have no souls.
>>18077065Just take the L, ya trannoid freak.
>>18077055>like royalty instead of divinitybars desu
>>18077067>posting his fetish AGAINDie mad. Your guy is a midcard AEW washout and you'd squeal if there was even a remote possibility of any of the guys you posted re-signing the mark contract.
>>18077078>gets cooked AGAIN(You) care more about it than anything that happened on RAW tonight. No wonder your top guys are rejected AEW midcarders. There's probably a future back-to-back-to-back Wrestlemania main eventer on its last episode.
Why is the singular gAyEW fat crippled fan (Rovert) seething in this thread?
>>18075839That's Brother Uso Cage to you, brother.
>Here's your champ, saar!
>>18077105None of the e-drones on here have enough SOVL to get this but you're a real one Brother ("The Punisher" Cage)
>>18077114>wrestler did extra work early in his careernever look up what Cody was doing in his early years
Thinking about it, he's not just coconut guy #53, he's a guy who was in the WWE since late 2000s if I remember correctly. It's pretty crazy to think this guy was already there when I was just a young teen.
>>18075801 (OP)BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>180771992010 but yeah. Damn near 20 years
>>18075801 (OP)Rikishi seems like a genuine cockhead.
>>18077344You know he is cause the fat shitter didn't mention Too Cool during his HoF speech when they are the ONLY reason his fat ass ever got over.
what the fuck does this guy want? jey has been in the main event scene for going on 3 years now
>>18075822Five meme stars one word uh uh Meltzer!
Rikishi ain't shit... Rikishi needs to shut the fuck up, like for real...
Rikishi been talking all that shit about Charlotte Flair in an attempt to discredit her by claiming that she's "not one of the greatest of all-time"
nah, fuck Rikishi, he needs to stick to ordering UberEats in retirement while doing his lame ass podcast simultaneously.
> "'cause Rikishi's the king... of cellulite..."
> "Because Rikishi's fat, he's fat, he's really, really fat."
> "Don't you call Rikishi pudgy, pordly, or stout, just now tell him once again, who's fat?"
>>18077379This was you 2nd ever AEW womens champion. And he's still working for Tony. Go ahead and cope for me now.
How come none of the bigger names called him out on his bullshit or is he some kind of authority on booking now?
>>18077429Because no-one else cares.
>>18075846aew chad here, we don't want your brown samoan shitter in my company. fuck off
>>18077124e-drone burying his own fed lmfao
>>18077435This. No one even wants to engage with his bullshit
Jey would not fit in on AEW at all. Also, he seems to be having the time time of his life in WWE. Is Rikishi retarded or something?
>>18075836he's contributed more to the biz than his fat thong-wearing father has already, and I say this unironically
>>18077461Rikishi is a legit nutcase who wouldn't have been able to experience the financial wealth he's enjoying if it weren't for Afa & Sika, Yokozuna and The Rock being the clear breadwinners of the Anoa'i Family.
>>18075822>That's what Tony is looking for, right? Marketable entrances and gimmick matches.What is WWE looking for then?
>>18076800>making $750,000+ a yearIf that is all he is making, that is fucking tragic
>>18077579Greater cuts of the profits would detract from the bonuses for TKO suits, pls understand.
>>180775934 LETTERS
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>not a wheat cerealthese fucks can't do anything right
>>18075822Hey Trips. Maybe you and Shawn shouldn't have been bigoted dick heads to Dwayne when he was up and coming.
You dipshits stifled him so hard, now his dick and wallet are bigger are you're shitting your britches.
Respect goes a long way.
You need to give it, to earn it.
>>18077461>Jey would not fit in on AEW at all.This. It would not fucking work.
>>18075801 (OP)Wtf more does this obese coconut want? He's already been pushed was above what he deserves
>>18077994The Rock is behind all the coconut nepotism and this somehow makes Shawn and Paul mad, even though they directly benefit from it
If WWE has "yeet" trademarked he would be fucked in AEW.
>>18076974And you idiots still cry over Lesnar get over it.
He draws unlike that dimeless midget.
>>18078003They'd get laughed out of court for that.
>>18078003Didn't WWE try and fail to trademark it?
>>18078000Yeah but what's that got to do with Triple K? He ain't saying the roster in AEW sucks. Look at how often he raids its dumpsters.
>>18078159No, it was trademarked by some indie guy that then sold the rights to WWE
>>18078148lmao what the fuck are you talking about? Who mentioned Brock?
>Wrestlemania 20: 20K>Wrestlemania 30: 75K
>>18075822Iโd rather Rikishi just die so I donโt have to listen to his crying about MUH BOYS BOOKIN
>>18075801 (OP)Jey should go to TNA like his brother's wife.
>>18076569maybe he forgot which one is which? i refuse to believe that anyone could tell those shitters from each other
>>18078190Anon she came back like 2 years later and is now MITB. Do you really want him getting another world title reign in 2028?
>>18078194Jimmy is the one who used to do half-speed movesteals of Jeff
Rikishi is one of the most disgusting slobs ever in the business
One time he "ribbed" kurt angle by not wiping his ass before giving him the stink face
I would have broke his neck right then and there
>>18076800Could be a story one day.
>Jey my son, you are of adult now>you must choose: good wrestling career, or slaving like a toy here in the WWE>"I know what I'm doing dad">Jey you don't know>"Father, I'm doing it for the Rock"