Can Asuka carry her to a decent match?
no i don't think so. and that's not on asuka who is obviously one of the greatest ever, sometimes even the best wrestlers can't work with bullshit.
Asuka is going to lose isnโt she
Jade Cargill is the future and up-and-coming superstar, not Asuka.
>>18076609Yeah but she's green as gooseshit brother
maybe i'm smoking crack but there's a part of me that thinks jade's poor performance tonight will make them rethink giving her the win
they've been wanting to give her a big push so badly but she just is not ready for the big time and might not ever be
i also really want to see asuka vs iyo at summerslam, which i think they should give to iyo to make up for her poorly booked reign, and it would be nice to see asuka have all of the minor WWE achievements (rumble win, chamber win, MITB win, QOTR)
as for the quality of the match, all i can hope for is that jade doesn't botch too badly and injure the old girl
>>18076597 (OP)Maybe five years ago. Not now. She's too old.
>>18076597 (OP)No
Asuka will also play salty games, because she's going to lose here.
>>18076597 (OP)This will be Asuka's greatest test to date no doubt. Has she carried worse green lunk shitters than Jade ?
I'm terrified Jade will hurt Asuka by being out of position on a spot/forgetting/botching a spot etc.
Guess we find out if Asuka is a miracle worker or not
>>18076647hopefully somebody in TKO management give Asuka a lecture to go easy on Jade Cargill and not give her a single scratch or bruise or else Asuka's fired, same way WWF management had to give Luna Vachon a lecture to never give Sable any bruises or scratches or else Luna would've gotten fired earlier.
>>18076654>Guess we find out if Asuka is a miracle worker or notshe just got back from a year+ injury, I wouldn't expect a miracle like that
>>18076638These are mostly my thoughts too
>>18076597 (OP)Why yall acting like Jade hasn't gotten better? She carried Tiffy to a decent match on SD. More than one can say about Charles
>>18076682Just saw this,
>>18076565I retract my previous comment
>>18076691Your honesty is to be commended, Anon
>>18076638What in the last...EVER...of WWE has made you think that they give the slightest squirt of shit about quality?
They pushed a total shitter like Reigns as their guy despite nearly an entire decade of outright rejection.
>>18076828The Reddit-spacing shitface is here, yay
>>18076854>calling anything reddit>acting like a passive aggressive pussEy>>18076661>KANA returning to joshi puroresuOh no don't threaten us with a good time. Jade isn't a pussEy.
>>18076597 (OP)Asuka is too old and washed. Should retire and settle down with me
>>18076876AEW All In is in like 3 weeks, they've sold about 1/3 of the stadium, and you're on here being a fag instead of doing anything to even remotely, tangentially help them with publicity and talking about the matches
>>18076912>show_statsHaven't died of seethe yet? Let's fix that, shall we?
>1 shitposter can sell a few K ticketsthis level of divorce from reality is disturbing desu
>>18076605HBK could get a decent match out of anybody. I think Asuka can carry Jade to at least a respectable match.
>>18077028Did Asuka ever pose in a gay magazine?
>>18076597 (OP)Nope. Jade is going to be the worst wrestler in history to win a main women's title.
>>18077044Study girly magazines and get back to me
>>18076638It's now or never for Jade. They already put off her winning the Rumble because she wasn't ready, they either give her the mega-push now with Naomi having the briefcase or they never do it.
>>18077062Kelly Kelly was a champ anon.
Jade cargil fucking sucks at everything she does and she hates wrestling
>>18076924Straw-camel's back, dumbfuck. You're one of thousands of shit ass retard AEW cult members who spend all your time bitching about the competition instead of hyping upcoming shows
>>18076607Naturally. She'll then get buried by Oinko Hogan.
>>18076661I hope she ignores them and busts that monkey open.
>>18077121There's literally nothing to hype. aew is all just faggot shit for faggots.
>>18077121>it took him a fucking hour to compose himself enough to replyYou were never going to ALL IN. You're just looking to blame someone else for your actions. Weak & pathetic desu.
>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT WWE STOP BULLYING IT!No pasa nada, perro?
>>18077142Not everybody is terminally online like your, Troonvert
>>18077142Not everybody is terminally online like you, Troonvert
>>18077162>Nothing new hereExcept (You) apparently. gb
>>18077109She actually doesn't give a fuck about wrestling but wanted a career in Hollywood in a marvel movie they said she's not famous so she joined wrestling to be like rock, Cena I suppose .. she doesn't give a flying fuck about it though. She wants to be a movie star. She sucks at her job if you watched any of her shit in aew Tony could only give her squash matches because of how bad she is in general
What ever happened to Jade's plan to become a Hollywood a-lister?
>>18077422judging by her promos she never learned how to act
>>18077420You say this but WWE is booking Goldberg next month
>>18077422She desperately wants to be a movie star but she can't act, can't sing, she's extremely uppity, she can't wrestle, she can't promo, absolutely fucking useless
>>18077581Instagram thot should have been her ceiling. She's like in shape Snaxs. Just fucking terrible at everything to do with wrestling
>>18076597 (OP)Asuka will be lucky if she comes out of the match without a swift return to the injury list.
>>18076607very likely, unless they have jade lose by interference. asuka isn't winning clean, that's for sure.
>>18076835He was literally the most over guy in the shield and not a single person online had anything negative to say about him. They hated his push not his ability
>>18076597 (OP)im worried about asuka getting KWAB by jade :(
>>18076835Jade has already had hes push scaled back a couple of times because shes the shits
Asuka will win
If she doesn't, I'll post my tranny asshole
>>18076597 (OP)I dont think even asuka can do that
>>18077981Same
I don't even care she ahs to put her over, I'm just afraid Jade is so green and uncoordinated and awkward she will end up hurting her on something