Explain the middle east situation to me in wrestling terms

Israel = Supercena
Palestine = every fan beloved babyface that Vince (USA) booked to be humiliated by Cena.

jews worked themselves into a shoot.

Israel : Biggest face on Earth
Iran : Heel
Face went over clean

The US and Israel worked a work and Iran worked themselves into a shoot, marks

The US and Russia worked a work and Israel and Iran worked themselves into a shoot, marks

>>18084318 (OP)
MJF gangs up on Sami Zayn in a decades long feud starting from taking space from his locker room to destroying everything he has while crying Sami hit first, but then Muhammed Hassan stands up for Sami and gives MJF some of his own medicine but MJF has made John Cena his bitch so he interferes in the payback.

>>18084318 (OP)
Ziggler vs Kofi. Forever.

>>18084318 (OP)
Israeletty and company jobbed clean to Big Rials Iran

>>18084362
Lol Iranetty can't build nukes anymore

It's a work.
It's also XXIst century slop.
Not even believable work since they don't instigate nuclear wars.

>>18084318 (OP)
Iran cut a big promo before the PPV but got completely squashed by USA and Israel

>>18084367
They'll be 2 weeks away from making them whenever the booker needs them to be

>>18084318 (OP)
team A did omoplata on team B
then team was like take this you benchod basterd motherfucker in you fucking and the rest is history

>>18084318 (OP)
AEW and ROH
Dont care, just want both to die

>>18084319
fpbp

>>18084318 (OP)
israel - the hogan
iran - smark darling

>>18084318 (OP)
Israel and Iran botched the finish and worked Trump into blowing his quads.

>>18084318 (OP)
MJF keeps fucking people over while claiming to be a victim. Iron Sheik wants to end MJF. MJF strokes Hulk Hogan's ego and gets him to help attack Sheik. Sheik gets btfo, but it's okay because Sheik is heel.

>>18084409
Nah Israel is the retard darling

>>18084334
US vs Iran is a work.Both are throwing chairs at each other with zero body contact and calling for a ceasefire.
Iran vs Israel is a shoot.Israel goes over.

>>18084318 (OP)
israel: big dog roman
usa: vince mcmahon
usa taxpayers: the wwe universe

Vince (the USA) has been booking Cena (Israel) to win every match for decades, but Vince and the WWE universe are starting to get sick of Cena's shit.

yeah so basically there was a huge worked shoot a few decades ago that led to a shitter no one likes becoming the head of booking

Remember back in 2008 when Undertaker got a new finish (Hell's Gate) and it absolutely destroyed jobbers and lower carders so Vickie Guerrero banned it? Or how the piledriver was banned in WWE for years?
Basically Iran was developing a new piledriver finish and the US told them to stop cos it's not allowed and then Israel jumped them just before they debuted it

>>18084318 (OP)
shitheel vs monsterheel

>>18084438
Also, Israel is allowed to use the piledriver despite it being banned.

>>18084318 (OP)
Israel is the over pushed "face" that has massive go away heat, Iran is the smark darling

>>18084318 (OP)
USA and Israel are the good guys. Iran is the bad guy

>>18084318 (OP)

>>18084564
Redpill me on this stuff, is it their mossad handler's friendly reminder to toe the line or some cabalist ritual shit?
The last time I saw someone with a black eye irl was like a decade ago, shit's actually pretty rare if you're not an english housewife or frequenting certain bars.

>>18084564
Gosling, noooooooo. I have to be a one of them now

>>18084564
Perez Hilton was punched by Will.i.am. Unless Will.i.am is secretly mossad, this is schizoposting.

>>18084318 (OP)
It's a case of the dimeless double-Jannetty I'm afraid. They've had a career-length feud longer than television has been around, they don't draw and only a fucking mark would care about either. We wish they'd do a Loser Leaves Existence stip which would end most appropriately in a double DQ so we all win, but we'll never be that lucky. Their autism will outlast us all.

>>18084472
Iran vs Israel is like WM40 Bloodline Rules if Seth, Taker and Cena were also on Roman's (Israel's) side

>>18084598
>>18084603
>>18084614
yes its ALL a coincidence. these famous people couldnt put on make up or stay inside that day, they had to get in front of a camera like that for REASONS.

Is it finished yet or is it still going on

>>18084749
Would you call in sick when you have a black eye?

>>18084319
Zoomer hands wrote this post.

>>18084749
Did you look into any of these individual incidents to see if there's explanations, or did you just see this image and assume it's a conspiracy?

>>18084564
>>18084614
>>18084749
lmao, the will.i.am/perez hilton thing was on camera, you moron

>>18085063
The people that post shit like that image simultaneously believe they are the only people with any critical thinking skills, while possessing absolutely zero.

>>18084318 (OP)
Jobber A tried shooting on Jobber B until the Main Event told them to stop acting like out of control children.

>>18084319
Muslims as a baby face lmfao

>>18085149
Anon doesn't get it's a heel vs heel match

>>18084318 (OP)
Heatless heel vs heel shit that the actual face (usa) keeps getting dragged into

>>18084318 (OP)
you've seen it a thousand times: the booker is a dimeless shitter that tries to put himself over

>>18084318 (OP)
decades old feud but the promos only started getting good with Big Don at the helm

>>18084318 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46lULllI0-Y