>Anon I'm willing to step down as head booker and have you take over if you can pitch me a few brilliant ideas. My only stipulation is that you can't ask for half of the women's roster to be fired for no reason. Go!
>all women's matches are now bra & panties
>no more kicking out of finishers unless it's a big 4 ppv
>>18091245Unironically based and wrestling is saved
>>18091240 (OP)>My only stipulation is that you can't ask for half of the women's roster to be fired for no reasonDamn it, you're one step ahead of me. Okay, well:
>Gunther goes over Goldberg decisively.>The Slim Jim table is now the Dude Wipes table, because that's funnier.>Keep Samoan stuff in the midcard where it currently is. Don't make it main event again.>This Rollins thing, it's not working. Keep Bronson feuding with Knight, let Bron keep Heyman and have Rollins do something else, preferably involving being locked in a cage and poked with sharp sticks.>Instead of wanting Dom, Roxanne wants Raquel and Liv. Yes, both of them.>No Travis Scott whatsoever.>Corey Graves vs Pat McAfee in a 'Winner & Loser Both Explode' match. This particular match-type may come in useful for others too.
>starts with firing 49.9% of the women
>womens revolution over
>bra and panty matches for the rest
>>18091240 (OP)Okay boss. First we hire Jeff Jarrett. Then we put all the belts on Jeff Jarrett. Then we put all TKO stock into Global Force Gold.
>>18091240 (OP)Sol Ruka gets all belts including undisputed (tag belts with Tatum).
One Sol Ruca appreciation PLE per year where she presents her new OnlyFans content.
I simply give Shawn full freedom to book fun shows, with variety of characters and gimmicks.
>>18091240 (OP)>My only stipulation is that you can't ask for half of the women's roster to be fired for no reason. Go!Good. Because I want to fire all the men and make a coomer fed.
>>18091240 (OP)I push every samoan but Jey and watch Rikishi die of a heart attack.
Alleyway Bash with Kevin Nash and Every black roster member,Gunther Vs Goldberg ends with Gunther winning and reciting protocols of zion elders,Scott Steiner as the ring announcer and manager of Bron and his kid when he comes in,women get 30 minutes total per show,dom vs rhea in loser gets rid of tats match with dom winning,def rebel get executed during christmas special,Sami Zayn gets fired after getting squashed by Otis,Alpha Academy push,every samoan alive in a shoot battle royale,losers get fired and cant profit from wwe association,Cody Vs Cena with cody winning,rematch tag team with returning goldust and rock,cody vs la knight year later with knight winning,rehire Von Wagner and Boogs and have them tag up,cm punk vs seff ends with seff throwing punk into a van putting cinder block on accelerator and van being hit by a slim jim semi,in the background there are teases of two guys fucking around behind the scenes for whole year,its vince and david benoit pissed about chris and himself being erased from history with vince changing his stance on benoit,they form a faction composed of vince as manager benoit jr seff becky and wagner with boogs as heavies and one mystery man,they want full control of wwe with mystery man doing hit and runs backstage (its chad gable and grande americano),they takeover smackdown and 6 months later we have a full good guys team composed of cody knight returning cm punk as cm skinhead (now racist) another mystery man in american attire (mr america brother) doing counter hit and runs,new steiners,mr iguana,dom and liv hogan later gets added to counter vince as a manager in the meanwhile heyman has his brakes cut and dies for shoot
>>18091854And Ryback gets rehired I forgot
>>18091854Wow...I don't know if you were just shitposting but these are some excellent ideas. If they did all this, I would actually watch WWE again.
>>18091245this would fix a lot
too bad karens would never allow it
Make Drew champion until he retires
>>18091240 (OP)Why are there so many coomers on this board
>get rid of all titles except for one
>all matches are now mixed gender
>bring back junkyard matches
>>18092490Because women's wrestling gets incredibly boring when it's just regular serious wrestling for weeks on end.