>crowd starts chanting my full name, home address, and social security number
>>18097196 (OP)>this happens then all wrestlers stop wrestling and turn to the camera>crowd sound turns into white noise in the background>wrestlers smile wide โSEE THAT anonโฆ Weโre coming for youโฆโ>sound returns and crowd goes back to being dead as the match continuesI hate that, worst wrestling trope.
>wrestler issues an open challenge
>sudden hard camera cut to me watching the show
I donโt have a social security number
>wrestler suddenly stops cutting a promo, stares directly into the camera, and recites my browsing history
>my prescription medication-on-a-pole match
>heel starts cutting a promo about my colonoscopy results
>jim ross announces cliff notes from my proctology exam
>fine speech
>unfortunately for you, I am in your house
>referee counts to three times i let her slip through my fingers
>heel cuts a pipebomb promo
>it's the last 5 years of my credit card purchases
>the commentators are commentating my fetish instead of the match
>heel cuts a promo on me threatening to release webcam videos and screen recordings of me
>doesnt realize im into that
>face heelturn by playing me sharting in the shower on the titantron
>I don't hate you, Kevin. I don't even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more that I like most people in the back
>I hate this idea that you're the big guy. You're Big Daddy Cool. You're Big Sexy
>Lemme tell you a personal story about Kevin Nash, alright? Back in the summer of '92, we do this whole anti-racism campai-
>mic cuts out