>you get booked in a match with the skeleton of Chris Benoit with undead strength
>it’s a shoot
Wyd?

idk probably equip some gear with Dark resist and a weapon that does Holy damage

>>18099454 (OP)
>cast Spiritual Weapon
>cast Spirit Guardians
>channel divinity Turn Undead
>walk up to Skeleton Benoit
>Action to attack, bonus action to attack again
>pin, 1, 2, 3

>>18099454 (OP)
>Chris Benoit's skeleton
They'd give him a dancing gimmick as a rib.

>>18099500
>IS IT? COULD IT BE? IT IS! CHRIS BENOIT HAS RETURNED TO WWE
>AND HE'S TWERKIN MAGGLE HAHA I LOVE IT

>>18099464
> probably equip some gear with Dark resist and a weapon
DISQUALIFIED!

>>18099454 (OP)
>look at him
>say to him "What do you think Eddie would have thought of what you did to Nancy and Daniel."

>>18099480
MY HECKIN RPG!!

>>18099739
>he looks back
>smirks
>"Eddie was there."
>crowd goes fucking nuts

>>18099454 (OP)
i'd cast a heal on him

>>18099788
>posts on a mandrama board
>looks down on tabletop enjoyers