AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

>>18102406 (OP)
Stop hate watching making threads about this guy you dumb fucking retard

Humiliation ritual

>>18102406 (OP)
Good boy, phil. Good boy.

>>18102424
Tranny cord is a lonely bunch and spamming Punk threads is how they trauma bond together

>>18102406 (OP)
The humiliation ritual will continue.

>>18102406 (OP)
just....kek. guy's a joke.

>>18102406 (OP)
Holy shit you are so obsessed how many cuck man phil threads do you need?

>>18102406 (OP)
actual humiliation ritual

>>18102406 (OP)
OOOOOH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

>>18102406 (OP)
That shit was horrible it's like the person who wrote it hates him and wanted it to be bad

how long is this humiliation ritual supposed to go for?

Well that was awful. I'm praying to Allah for plane trouble after the show. I want to see Phil have the worst 4 days of his life out there fr

>>18102406 (OP)
Nigga has lost whatever was left of his aura. Complete geekification. Paul Levesque won

i cant believe this is how cm punk is going to go out.

i wish this faggot could have kept his shit together. his first year in AEW before his inevitable meltdown was an all timer and now its forgotten.

>>18102406 (OP)
holy fucking based

>>18102406 (OP)
You know there's a group chat with Hunter, Randy, et al. where someone posted this and they all laughed their asses off.

>>18102406 (OP)
based tbqh

the segment was pretty funny. what is the angle you guys are trying to work here?

>>18102514
It wasn't THAT bad but why add all the American references, half the crowd looked confused. His lines got barely any reception.

based

>>18102544
That's the point of the thread but Punk Dicksuckers take offense to literally everything and act like everytime you post him, he's being attacked.

>>18102545
Nah it was pretty bad. It wasn't just the script, Phil was stumbling over his lines and seemed less confidant than he usually is with his body language and his tone of voice.

>>18102544
The trannies are enraged by the mere sight of Phil

>>18102406 (OP)
Vince jump the shark moment

>>18102534
heart issues not withstanding, hunter must feel pretty good knowing that one of your former detractors is now completely subservient at your whims to parade around

>>18102545
>NOOOO DON'T GO TO SAUDI ARABIA NOOOOOOO
>OMG WHY AREN'T THEY CATERING THE ENTIRE SHOW TO SAUDI ARABIA OMGGGGGGG
smarks are the worst. no wonder Vince loved fucking with them so much.

>>18102406 (OP)
It was based. Vince would've loved this.

>guy does a promo about literal BBC on aew
>smarks are thrilled
Hmmm

Grouchy grandpa Punk booking collision until he's 70 is more preferable than whatever we are witnessing right now

I hate saudis, they're basically sand jews

wtf was that? Dude can't rap for shit and the jokes were terrible
>batista can act you aint all... that
wtf

the eyes never lie, chico

>>18102406 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>18102597
I make fun of Phil, but it's astounding that Tony chose Page, Jungle Boy, and the Bucks over him.

pretty hood segment
kino shot with cena's face on the big screen in the end

>>18102406 (OP)
This isn't real, right e-gods? The trannies must have faked this somehow, r-right?

>>18102406 (OP)
The fans are in better shape than the wrestlers these days

>edrones have to pretend to like this shit for children
So fucking funny

>>18102661
fuck dagos

Not gonna lie, Punk in that getup made my penis twitch a few times.

>>18102651
white hands typed this

>maybe i shouldnt have attacked luke perry's kid after all

>>18102680
feels good nigga

>>18102667
>Nostalgia reference from 20 years ago
>Children

>>18102406 (OP)
HE'S HAVING FUN MAGGLE

>>18102406 (OP)
holy fucking shit this is the greatest burial of all time

>cena steals from punk
>its kino because punks old shit was kino
>punk steals from cena
>its cringe kino because cenas old shit was cringe
also punk unironically had some good lines kek

truth did it better

>>18102735
They should swap gears tomorrow. Cena in trunks and Punk in jorts.

>>18102517
>"Until I am bored of it"

>>18102768
Cena in his 2002 gear with the Misawa colorway.

Haitch wins again

>>18102646
He made the right choice

>>18102406 (OP)
Kwaboty 1000% confirmed.

retard here
Why is this considered an humilliation ritual?
Why towards Punk, and why is 3H making him pay, like, for what reason?

>>18102789
>>18102833
you KNOW he's having a blast

>>18102864
Got over organically.

>>18102768
They should spit swap too

>>18102864
its not a humiliation ritual. people are just shitposting

This was 2018/2019 tier hard to watch.
When he started stuttering and flubbing his lines I felt my stomach drop.
KWABOTY shit.

>>18102913
he only botched one line

>>18102901
Did you even watch it? Nothing landed, Punk fumbled almost every line, was awkward as fuck and looked like he wanted to be put out of his misery the entire time.

>>18102919
at least 2
he also said ass kiss instead of kiss ass, cause he rhymed it with class which doesn't rhyme with kiss

>>18102406 (OP)
HOW COOL IS THAT?

>>18102927
no one got most of the lines cuz they're in saudi arabia. no one over there is gonna pop for a drake/kendrick bar also too much of it was smark bait.

>like a Temu [pause] Macklemore but with Mackeless rhythm
dude sounds like when they made Sabu cut promos.

>>18102406 (OP)
Triple K absolutely trying to break phil

>>18102983
modern day version of vince putting polka dots on dusty

>>18102983
you guys have weird fantasies about haitch trying to buck break phil

>>18102977
>Smark bait
The reacted to the burying people line, Punk just looks and sounds like a hostage. Also, who the fuck do you think would watch wrestling in KSA? They're all fucking reddit, you dumb slut.

>>18102983
Tony Khan is going to be wondering why he's got missed calls from Saudi Arabia.

AND NEWWWWWWW

>>18102517
When is Hangman's AEW contract up? I can totally see Gaytch being petty enough to sign him just to force Phil to put him over

oof that was brutal. hard to watch. wtf was that?

>>18102406 (OP)

>>18102661
@?

>>18103326
Kek gottem

>>18102406 (OP)
I don't get it.
This is Cuckman Phil doing a Dr. of Thugganomics spoof on Cena. It's maybe a little cringe but are aewcels oinking?

>>18102699
He does indeed look like his namesake of Phil here, showing his darksyde if you will.

>>18103529
i see what you did there, fren

>>18103529
Wait i see it wtf

>>18102646
Jungle Boy is a bigger star

>>18102424
Gotten to

>>18103529
Holy shit

>>18102406 (OP)
Lol

>stumbles several times during his "rap"
>looks like a retard
>leaves

>>18102424
/thread

>>18102406 (OP)
since when was dressing up as your rival and mocking them not kino?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE LAUGHING AT FRAGILE PHIL

>>18102406 (OP)
mohammed's dick really did a number on him

>>18104789
Since it made fragile Phil look like a blood money covered cock sucking clown kek

>>18102424
worked into a seethe
sad

>>18102406 (OP)
I missed Word Life

>>18104789
It doesn't matter to them. Punk left Tony's Toybox two years ago and they've been seething about anything he does nonstop ever since. It's bordering on mental illness at this point.

>>18102406 (OP)
>you have to bring punk
>have him wear cena's clothes from when he used to rap
>and have him apologize for the stuff he said
yeah I bet punk is really enjoying that blood money covered cock

>>18105824
>It's bordering on mental illness at this point.
Not even bordering, it IS. That's why we've diagnosed them with PDS

Punk bros quick! deploy the Iyo is a punkbunny threads
we are getting our asses kicked!

>>18102406 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that AI

>brings up Nikki Bella while Cena isn't allowed to respond and namedrop Daffney

>>18102424
fpbp

>>18102735
>also punk unironically had some good lines kek
name one

>>18105889
Those two lines he fumbled in a row were pretty funny.

>>18105889
all of them except the two he botched

>>18103326
kek same

>>18102864
years of insults from phil plus the fact that he chose aew for his return