Dr of Punkanomics
"John Cena's buried more talent than the Undertaker"
"When it comes to best in the world im your vessel, because millions chant my name, and at you they chant YOU CAN'T WRESLTE!"
"Before you go john there's one more wish to make, tomorrow night you're gonna lose to kendrick, cause bitch, you're my drake"
KNEEL BEFORE CM GOAT
>>18105964 (OP)Did Top Dolla help him write these bars
>>18105985Now that you mention it, this actually is reminiscent of flop dolla and his "rapping." The big giveaway is the clumsy meter. That's another way of saying that slop dolla can't count syllables properly.
>>18105964 (OP)Also just want to say these terrible rhymes don't do anything to reduce this terrible humilation ritual.
>>18105964 (OP)>"Before you go john there's one more wish to make, tomorrow night you're gonna lose to kendrick, cause bitch, you're my drake"Did he say this? That line fucking blows
>>18105985fpbp kek this is a better diss than any of the wack slop in OP
>>18105964 (OP)Didn't Kurt already do this segment
>>18105964 (OP)Why didn't that that Pussy bring up Alex Riley and Cena's bus?
>>18105964 (OP)Why is he making fun of make a wish people?
>Before you go john there's one more wish to make
>>18106006>CURRY BEEF? GET ITThe only disappointing part of Slop Dolla not getting a pity booking from AEW is never getting to watch him get absolutely cooked by /ourguy/ Max
Kek they are using AI generated promos now this cannot be
>>18106034Cenas a chomo? Say it ain't so vato.
he is a fucking rat trader basterd he turn his back on aew and ture fans like us
>>18105964 (OP)im physically cringing just reading this was it really that bad?
>>18106663It was worse because Punk can't deliver the lines and keeps tripping over words or forgetting what's next
>>18106679Yeah: cooked him blue kek
>>18106696Yeah it was very clear that he went to that Kendrick line as the closer because he forgot what he was supposed to be say after messing up the last line.
Wonder if he'll get heat from Nikki Bella for that ex gf line.
>>18105964 (OP)Thought that was Vince Russo.
Is this real chat? Punketty looking like shit.
kek cornette is already having a bad time just reviewing Cena's pipebomb from last week. can't wait to hear him talk about this.
>>18106347>Max>/ourguy/This has never and will never be true
Anybody else realize how much of a litmus test the wigger gimmick is? It's just a testament on how Cena managed to make it into a main event dimes gimmick. Because from Shorty G, Slam Master J, PG-13 and now Punk dipping his toe in it, holy shit, it could literally kill all your built up momentum and stocks in the eyes of the people. Even with just one instance. The only guy who wouldn't be killed by it is Kurt because Kurt was a comedy genius.
>>18105964 (OP)why is he dressed like kanyon?
>>18105964 (OP)Cringe PG era shite. Humiliation ritual for Phil.
>>18107185He stopped rapping months into his WWE Title run
>>18105964 (OP)>"When it comes to best in the world im your vessel, because millions chant my name, and at you they chant YOU CAN'T WRESLTE!"What did he mean by this?
>>18107490He meant he wanted to "dock" with John. Phil is a homosexual sailor.
>>18107490It's just so weird for his character to be going this route. Comedy was never really his strong suit and he doesn't have the balls to make himself look stupid or the credential leeway to do that. Did he just think he's like Kurt who can switch from comedy to badass at the the drop of a hat?
>>18106054nothing about Punk is original
>>18107490>im your vesselit means he is demon possessed
>>18107537I liked when he put that vignette together for John Laurinitis
