Thread 18114940

>“If you’d have told me 10 years ago that CM Punk would be here in Saudi for the WWE, I would have thought you’re out of your mind.”

>“But people grow, people change, people evolve, and they learn, and they learn a lot in life.”

>“I was privileged to watch him grow as a human being, to step out here and apologize to the people of Saudi, to just cherish where he is at in life and his career and the things he gets to do and the opportunities that he has. And I was incredibly proud of him.”

When will the humiliation ritual end?

>>18114940 (OP)
okay so let's get this out of the way for the shills and console war fags, Tony is fan running a promotion and he needs to hire a booker and learn how to be a boss and not a mark.

That out of the way, the apology, this comment, the way they have presented this, what the actual fuck is this other than a humiliation ritual for punk

>>18114940 (OP)
he's grown, he's evolved, now he sucks the blood money covered dick with pride

Everyone can be bought with the right price. How much $ for you suck a BMCSD peedub?

CM PUNK
Or:
How
I Learned
To
Stop
Worrying
And
Love
Sucking
Blood
Money
Covered
Dick
In
Saudi
Arabia

>>18114940 (OP)
Paul is really pushing the humiliation ritual angle on Phil here

>>18114961
They're gonna have him either drink coke or do a line of coke on live TV next

>>18115035
Phil's new Titantron and entrance music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzKNlcZdmg

>>18114961
AEW is shit and needs more than a booker to get it out of the mess it is in

>>18114940 (OP)
LMAO Triple H is big daddying CM Punk
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAH

>>18114940 (OP)
>growth and change is selling out to a shithole country

>>18114940 (OP)
Gotta love the Haitchster, ya just gotta.

>>18114940 (OP)
I mean, I'd be incredibly smug too when getting a former detractor on a leash obeying every command as well

>>18114940 (OP)
>tl:dr CM Punk is a good boy

>>18114940 (OP)
LOOK AT MY MOUTH WHAT DO YOU SEE
A BLOOD COVERED SAUDI D

JUST LIKE HUNTER
AND SHAWNETTY

I SOLD OUT TO THE SAUDI MONEYY
OHHHHH
A BLOOD COVERED SAUDI D

I would simply have let Luke Perry's kid do a spot that would have been forgotten a week later

What I wanna know is what the fuck did Punk do recently to warrant this? Is there some backstage drama that happened?

>>18115479
kek, good one anon

>>18114940 (OP)
Damn Phil must have sucked every last drop of blood off that blood money dick

>immortalized CM Puni's hypocrisy in a headline forever
lmaooooooo the cerebral assassin

>>18115064
okay point was I'm not a aew stan and didn't want someone commenting about AEW like pointing out how Punk is getting cucked means we like aew. He can just be a retard on his own and we laugh at him.

>>18115547
I'm being serious.

>>18115087
how do u explain this to a cm punk fan in 2013/14

>>18115479
his whole life warranted this

>>18114949
when his WWE contract ends

>>18114940 (OP)
He's literally fucking laughing at him hahaha this is glorious

>>18114940 (OP)
damn Hunter is a master at keeping dumb mutts on a tight leash and keeping them inline

>>18114961
You've been saying TK is too inexperienced to book for longer than Nitro was on the air.

>>18116087
>Phil getting fired

ANNNNNDDD STILL

>>18115729
He fucked Steph while filming that jo jo tv show
T. None ya

The Game Always Wins.

>getting “lil bro’d” by Fumble H
LET THIS HUMILIATION RITUAL END

>>18114981
>he's grown, he's evolved, now he sucks the blood money covered dick with pride
this is what Gaytch is proud of. that Phil has made a proclimation to the world that money is more important than principles

>>18114940 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>18114940 (OP)
We are proud of Punk

>>18117411
Was wcw not a thing before nitro?

>>18114940 (OP)
>You see, the fact of of the matter and the thing is that pieces of shit like Punk can truly evolve, and learn -and learn *a lot* like it was needed in his case to stop being such a piece of shit for a while- and that's why I'm so proud of this little guy
Wow, Poppa H didn't spar sweets for the BITW

>>18114961
>>18115064
The AEW name is already tainted. It'll never grow anymore. It's TNA2.0

>>18114940 (OP)
As much as I hate Triple H this is 10/10 and Punk deserves every moment of it. If you are going to make big public statements you have to have the balls to live with them later too. What he said wasn't even wrong, Saudi Arabia is objectively an absolute hellhole with actual slave markets and public executions for religious slights. There isn't any way to say "Yeah maybe I was wrong about those guys" with this one.

Everyone wants to be punk up until its time to actually do punk shit

What HHH really said was
>Punk's last chance to still be relevant is with WWE
>He burned all his bridges and he doesn't want to fall back into obscurity with failed MMA "career", failed comicbook push, failed D list movies
>You're going to go to Saudi like a good little soldier and you're going to apologize oh and here's a fun thing for you to do, dress like Thuganomics Cena and rap
>If you don't like it you could always quit and go back to AE...oh never mind

>im incredibly proud i got this man to comprise his morals for money
thats not what growing as a person means hunter

>>18119181
KEK
You know that's exactly what happened

>>18114949
Hopefully never. It's the greatest thing H has ever done

>>18119171
And the US has black sites where they torture prisoners and drone bomb innocent civilians in proxy wars. You’re gargling blood soaked balls either way, might as well get paid.

>>18119553
None of those US "black sites" exist anymore. Trump shut them all down.

>>18120049
...Are you actually this stupid?

I'm embarrassed for cm punk and I don't even like the guy at all.

>>18114949
When you lose your virginity

>>18114940 (OP)
That's the dom HHH telling the gaped Sissy Punk how proud he is of him. First they painfully come for your anus. Then tell you how well you did, to soothe the pain and keep you hum-bell. Soon enough, the broken sissy eagerly asks
>did I do good? I did good. I did good.

>>18120049
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18114940 (OP)
Normally hate Triple H, but he's based sometimes. He's doing to Punk, exactly what The Rock would do to him, given the chance. They like humiliating people the same way.